/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17386324
It's true, all of it.

>>17386324
DELET RIGHT NOW DELTE DELTE

WHY THE FUCK ARENT WE MOONING


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>#0
Sold all my link

>>17386324
YOU JUST WIN

>>17386324
why the fuck would you post this [redacted] is [redacted]. look at the fucking board. conform or be punished retard.

>>17386324
>4.12
good job stupid link faggots!

>>17386345
lol priced in, retard.

So that means this pic was fake, right?

HOW IS THE PRICE NOT PUMPING LIKE CRAZY? ARE PEOPLE FUCKING RETARDED?

>>17386374
why exactly would yet another conference where you hear the same fucking speech make the price pump, again?

>>17386373
Yeah.

>>17386393
>he doesn't know

https://blog.chain.link/announcing-the-smart-contract-summit-smartcon-0-powered-by-chainlink/
>We are all in this together!

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

>another speech
>the same slides
Why does anyone care

>>17386416
what

>>17386416
YOU ARE A MANIAC SERGEY

>>17386324
Featured Speakers Include:
Sergey Nazarov (Co-Founder of Chainlink)
Ari Juels (Technical Advisor of Chainlink)
Ed Felten (Co-Founder Arbitrum and former Deputy CTO of the White House)
Yorke E. Rhodes (Co-Founder Microsoft Blockchain)
John Wolpert (Co-Founder IBM Blockchain & now ConsenSys Group Executive for Enterprise Mainnet)
Fernando Ribero (Oracle)
Aaron Wright (CEO OpenLaw)
Founders of Synthetix, Loopring, Ampleforth, iExec, Ethereum Foundation, RealT, Set Protocol, bZx, and Dolomite and more.
Along with many Node Operators and Data Providers securing critical Chainlink infrastructure

just a bunch of literal whos
what a nothingburger

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

>>17386373

Yes. Also, if it wasn't obvious to you that this was fake already, please consider this a lesson that your judgement is shit. It was clearly pandering to biz (Swift, Google, as keynotes)

>>17386416
KEK!! Gotta love this team!

Jesus christ. It's all true... all of it. We are all going to fucking MAKE IT!

So Microsoft, Oracle and Openlaw are going to be there. Is this the first confirmed Microsoft connection?

>>17386373
It’s fake but it probably made the team announce the conference earlier than planned to avoid fake rumors spreading. I made it btw.

>>17386416

Just sold100k

Holy mother fucking son of Christ we are going to be so god damn fucking rich!!!!!

>>17386416
https://blog.chain.link/announcing-the-smart-contract-summit-smartcon-0-powered-by-chainlink/

It's actually real KEK

>>17386522
Which was actually my idea to begin with. We already heard the audio so we were sure that something was happening and now we know.

>>17386324
>Yorke E. Rhodes
>co-founder of Microsoft Blockchain

>John Wolpert
>Cofounder of IBM blockchain, Hyperledger, Consensys, web3

>Ed Felten
>Co-founder OffchainLabs
>Robert E. Kahn Prof of Comp Sci & Public Affairs @Princeton
>Member @PCLOB_GOV
>Prev: Deputy US CTO at White House

yooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>17386416

https://www.smartcontractsummit.io/

>4.10
Literally priced in faggots... sell and go all in pnk sirs

INFRASTRUCTURE INFRASTRUCTUREINFRASTRUCTUREINFRASTRUCTUREINFRASTRUCTUREINFRASTRUCTURE

IT WILL BE CANCELED CAUSE OF COVIT19 CORONA VIRUS. let's just all prey Sergey & Ari don't get it and/or survive

>>17386416
all the larps were them, confirmed.
I just can't understand why

>>17386324
post yfw u realized that typo on XUG XAG was intentional from the team due to SmartCon leaking before announcement to prevent huge price spike above 50k sats

>>17386516
no
https://twitter.com/yorkerhodes/status/1124377885375127552

no new connections from this event

>>17386461
> Microsoft
> IBM
> Oracle
> White house
Never heard of 'em

also
>makes it
>dies from some chink engineered virus
I was never supposed to make it I guess

>Node Operators and Data Providers securing critical Chainlink infrastructure including LinkPool, CertusOne, and more.
>LinkPool
>Link
>Pool
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/smart-contract-summit-0-tickets-94723393219

>>17386646
Not from it, but have Chainlink and Microsoft ever actually shared a stage before, let alone with reps from IBM and Oracle?

>>17386646
>a glimpse of a hint is the same as a full-blown speaking engagement at the first Chainlink summit

Your'e an retarted.

>>17386630

>>17386324
Its true. The memes, the breadcrumbs, everything... holy fuck

>>17386674
No.
This is the closest things have ever gotten previously: >>17386646

>>17386677
another breadcrumb that is true...

really makes you think

>>17386416
Do not underestimate the power of positive thought!

>>17386677
>>17386674

https://twitter.com/yorkerhodes/status/1126873532166746114

>>17386691
Then to me personally, this is pretty highly. We might even get more than the normal PowerPoint presentation. We'll definitely get the normal PowerPoint presentation, but maybe some more too.

Hope ari doesn’t talk about young girls again

Just days before the halvening. Looks like some fireworks are about to go off...

Yeah I’m thinking based

>>17386416
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

WHY ISN'T THE PRICE MOVING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17386726
I have a feeling this will be something else

No Google
No SWIFT
FUCK THIS

>>17386324
>https://twittter.com/chainlink/status/1231296960214122496?s=19
nice try but this fake url is too obvious

>>17386721
That's even more tenuous than that first tweet.
What are you even trying to say?

Yorke E. Rhodes, co-founder of Microsoft Blockchain, is headlining the first Chainlink conference.
The only thing that prepared us for this was two extremely tenuous and off-hand tweets eons ago.

Him and Wolpert (co-founder of IBM blockchain and Hyperledger) are two of the ABSOLUTE BIGGEST names in enterprise blockchain.

>>17386536
They’re based and they know it. Good work to all the autists and anons over the years who memed this thing straight to clown world. God bless

>>17386416
Checked. We are

and why the hell are they letting that brazilian fuck anywhere near this conference?

>>17386674
>>17386691
you fucking newfags don't know shit holy fuck...

>>17386759
give it an hour

>>17386324
literally perfect for the pre-halving exit pump and following marketwide unseen before crash to the depths of hell
i'm so excited for you guys

THIS IS THE YEAR

>>17386831
Exactly this. It’ll start to ripple through soon. Heading back to 4.4 but nothing more than that

>>17386816
that brazilian fuck is a main architect right now at oracle

i wish the larp from a few days ago was actually legit. what a disappointment this is

>>17386843
I doubt it'll pump at all. Things like this always make me remember 2017. News like this would have literally 5x'd a token within 30 minutes. The market is so fucking boring now.

JUST LIKE THAT WE CHANGED FROM BEARISH TO ÜBER BULLISH SENTIMENT

>>17386324
>#0

I hate when tech does this shit. Zero represents nothing. It's not a positive number. Meaning its a summit that doesnt exist. I swear, people are idiots.

>>17386816
That guy is the reason oracle is integrating chainlink and I’m not talking about startups

>>17386863
Ya that’s true. It’s so fucking annoying how boring things have become. The only thing fun to trade now is options. That’s why wsb has been killing it as of late.

>>17386880
Bullshit, he got fucking demoted after his embarrassment of a presentation and the shady shit that followed

>>17386879
someone will fall for it

>>17386464

You are a MANIAC

>>17386416
what the fuck timeline are we in

>>17386416
Is this a fucking joke? Is all of crypto just one big meme? Held over two years but just market sold everything. AB was sergey all along, King /biz/jeet

this is early ETH in 2015. having your own conference, building a community of developers, building infrastructure. expect this to grow bigger and bigger each year.

>>17386879
indices start in zero by convention in most programming languages, it's reflecting that convention doofus

>>17386815
>checked
fucking newfags get off my platform REEEEEEEEEEE

>>17386324
Should I skip school and go to NY and stream this? I’m feeling great energy off that roster, and THIS IS THE YEAR!
Also Ari is there again so I can ask him some follow up questions.

>>17386948
let me impregnate you

>>17386885
LINK would be at $200+ if it was 2017

>>17386948
sure, but bring some stalker repellent if you go, hell i'd probably ask you for drinks if i could go

>>17386948
will donate 1000 nulink if you do

>>17386863
>>17386885
i feel like with chainlink we get news like this all the time and very frequently and the price doesn't coincide with the news directly but then we just outperform the market day after day and have these random +100% pumps in a few days... that's how we 20x in the last 2 years, of course also through coinbase and google but the essential 20-60 cents and then 1.50$ to 4$ pumps that we had lately were basically just overall bullishness from the constant positive news dripping

>>17386948
The only thing you should do with Ari is have his baby so his elite seed is shared to the humanity. Don't say a word more than need be, you've already embarrassed us all

>>17386324
Based

>>17386948
You'll be in the do not let in list

>>17386416
maniac

>>17386983
this most recent pump was the smartcon pump

>>17386964
this. imagine the chainlink ICO being in 2015, doing it's thing for a few years like ETH and then settling in to a huge ass market cap like a top 10 shitcoin. fucking hell

it is a fake inside a fake ?

>>17386966
It would be extremely funny for Sergey and Ari to see me again. Probably they might be saying “Oh, here comes that girl again...”
And I need to follow up on that internship email I sent to them. I think May is a good time since Sergey told me they planned to have one over the summer or next year.

>>17386964
fucking ans/neo pumped x5 by a logo change ;_;

>>17386935
Didn’t eth move a lot faster on news like this though?

>>17386964
>LINK would be at $200+ if it was 2017
and it'll be 2017 again fairly soon

>>17386948
Do it

>>17387024
I like your bright eyed bushy tail optimism. Learn to ask questions better though

>>17386416
god damn it

>>17387000
Checked and kekd
I’d totally love to go. Demonstrations? New connections are there? Also it’s in NY and I love NY!

>>17386948
Yes I think you’re a very nice person and would love for it to be streamed on twitch. Thank you.

>>17386948
Would be epic if you did

>>17386948
Only go if you can ask good questions. If you fuck it up this time you can kiss that internship goodbye

>>17386948
Yes, with your internship school is unnecessary now. You will so much money you don't know what to do with it. Might as well drop out now.

>>17387051
Yeah I definitely learned from last time. I’m going to write down all my questions on paper again and just read off of it. If I am able to go, I will make a new thread for questions again and write them down if I make it to NY. Anyways, very excited WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!!!

>>17387081
Only ask 3 questions. Make them the most valuable questions you want to know.

>>17387081
people will larp as you from now on. you might wanna make a trip to dispel confusion

>>17387020
it's the real deal now, fren
>>17387024
yea there would definitely be more keks to be had, i would of course appreciate another stream (also you should read Tetraktys if you have time), as for the internship, i might try to get in on that too, good luck!

>>17387097
Nah don’t make trips people with a few brain cells can figure it out

>>17386345
>wants gratification right right now.
>instead of seeing an opportunity to shore up his position.

Peace be still, young man. You're NGMI with an impatient attitude like this.

>>17387081
At the time I thought the way you worded your questions off the top of your head came out better than what you'd written down. You stumbled over the words a little, but you left out the parts that made your questions read like sneaky ways to get information they wouldn't want to reveal.

>>17386416
What a time to be alive

This has nothing to do with Chainlink.

>SmartCon
>Literally Smart Con

>>17386948
How big is your link stack?

>>17386859
This is a lot better.
Google and Swift are already tangibly confirmed, but so far Microsoft has been nothing but dusty crumbs.

>>17386416
using our memes to market to us. I hate this shit so much guys

>>17387169
Sergey said years ago on video they were working with Microsoft and he's interacted with Yorke many times

>>17386416
argghh i have to go change my pants

>>17386416
They just keep reeling us back in every time with this shit

-Founder of Microsfot Blockchain
-Found of Hyperledger
-Former CTO for the White House
-Former Chief Scientist at RSA
-Principle Architect forOracle
-Founder of the leading BaaS platform, Kaleido.

>>17387185
>Sergey said years ago on video they were working with Microsoft
Yes, on cryptlets.
However this was long ago, and we never got the slightest hint of what this even looked like.
This could've been Sergey joining a panel of startups for an afternoon at a limited Windows meetup.

That's completely different from having the Windows blockchain co-founder speaking at a Chainlink event lmfao

buy moar!

THE STANDARD

>>17386948
Just make sure to be prepared this time
Not make up question on the spot stumbling over your own words
I want a follow up on the cult of demeter with ari

>>17386522
Checked and DEVILISH

OMG GUYS!!!! I CAN GO!!!!!
Just that I have to pay for my own ticket... I’ll try and figure out how to earn money.
Okay okay so I gotta write down the questions. Figure out how to make a more HQ stream... Anything else? IM SO EXCITED GUYS!!!!
I have a pepe doll I can bring too (I usually bring him when I travel far places). Would be good for memes. Pic is him.

>>17386416
hello? HELLO? HHHEEEEEELLLLLLOOOO?????? IS IT A FUCKING SCAM? IS IT REAL? AM I GOING CRAZY? SWIFT? MICROSOFT? DERIVATIVES? 300,000$ LINK? 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION? PEE PEE POO POO? CUBES? SATURN? CULT OF DEMETER? LIBRA? FACEBOOK? WHAT? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM?

HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP

HAHAHAAAAAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

ITS

ITS FUCKING REAL ISNT IT

ALL OF IT

ALL OF IT

ALL OF IT

ALL OF IT


ITS ALL FUCKING REAL
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAAHHHA PPEEE PEEE POOO POOOOO PEEE ON MY POO POO PEEE POPOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA AHH AH AHA HA HA HAHA AHA H AA AH H A AHA HA H AHAAHA AHHA AHAHAHAHAH

BILLIONARIES FUCKING BILLIONAIRES WE ARE ALL BILLONARS HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAHAHAH FUCK YOU JJJJJJJAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

PPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17386374
this is crypto your fucking retard theres no sense in this game.

>>17387241
proof that you are even toastertecc and not some fag who is going to shill for donations now? why would you think it is a good idea to bring a pepe to this conference after you almost completely blew it with your autism the first time? this has to be fucking b8

>>17387081
my bids:
1) What precisely needs to happen for enterprise finance in order for them to make public DLT (for example smart OTC derivatives on Ethereum) a core technology of their business model.
2) With off chain scaling solutions like Arbitrum and iExec does ETH2.0 even need to scale?
3) Smart insurance policies (car or home owners for example) could leverage IoT devices to gather data (which is brought to DLTs by chainlink) that could be leveraged to allow for dynamic premiums, make more precise damage estimates, or establish fault. Will these types of policies be opt-in (for a lower premium) or be mandatory? Any other comments on such policies?
ps) Is Ari a member of the cult of Demeter? Ask this one as stone-faced as possible.

>>17387241
Oh I have to talk to my professors ahead of time about this event. My school is not over yet. How do I word this guys? I'm so happy I can go to NY again I miss it.

>>1738726
Sidenote
Post tits as proof

>>17386324
They spelt Fernando's name wrong lmao

>>17386948
yea sure BUT DONT FUCKING GO UP TO THEM BEFORE THE SHIT STARTS AGAIN I ALMOST HAD A FUCKING HEART ATTACK. DO YOU REALIZE YOU HOLD MY ENTIRE NETWORTH IN YOU HANDS WHEN YOU DO THAT?

>>17386787
You are a normie

>>17387241
yes bring the pepe to the big conference and jump sing and dance sing and dance on the stage with the pepe HAHAHAHAHAH

>>17386416
Confirmed scam. Thanks sirgay just sold all my link faggot.

>>17387307
Cope and seethe.

>>17387267
Yes it is me. I like to bring pepe when I go to far places especially for a LINK conference that is pretty cool. I’m sorry if I messed up the first time. I will try to do better next time, always improving and taking suggestions.

>>17387284
easy, contact them asap and just say it's for a CS conference focusing on blockchain, cryptography, de-silo'ing of data, and enterprise adoption of the above for usecases like finance, insurance, supply chain, and trade finance, link them them announcements with the speakers, i would be shocked if they didn't allow you to go and make up whatever obligations you would miss

>>17387241
It's a professional networking event, suppress your autism at least outwardly. No pepe dolls for christs sake or stupid shit like >>17387309

>>17386416
YO WTF IS GOING ON. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.

ngl this one's based on multiple levels

>>17387323
fuck man, you can tell with only sergeys face he is asking /biz/ directly:

>"this is your representative?"

yes sergey

yes

>>17387337
they bent the knee

>>17386536
If i make it from chainlink I have no idea how to tell my story without looking like a schizo

>>17387323
queen of /biz/

>>17387323
>>17387340
Fucking based

>>17387343
I know.
Good on them, and good on Gilles for speaking at this event.

>>17387346
This

did they just remove some speakers from the list? the layout looks different

>>17387333
Okay thank you for pointing that out. No pepe doll then. All my questions will be written this time so I will not go off topic and spill spaghetti all over the experts. Thanks for the suggestion I appreciate it.

I will try not to get so excited again. Well, atleast I met them the first time so I will kind of get used to them. Thanks.

>>17386345
give it time, fren. it's gotta circulate. time is on our side.

>>17387355
None were removed, but they're keeping room for more speakers.

>more speakers to be announced

>>17387323
holy shit youre hot as fuck please have sex with me please i will give you my whole link stack

>>17387370
Meant for >>17387360

>>17387281
>writing out a detailed response to a larp lmao

>>17387323
I still can't tell if this is b8 because it is plausible that you are actually this autistic after watching your debacle with ari, imagine believing a professional company would hire you after bringing a plush pepe to their networking event...christ, get your shit together you fucking autist. Don't embarrass yourself again

>>17387364
there's nothing wrong with a little sperging or enthusiasm, just don't completely fall apart lmao, young excited minds reinvigorate older ones that have been thinking about the same problems and solutions for years, sergey and ari were probably thrilled to meet someone so young yet so excited about what they were doing, also we need more meme fuel

>>17387364
First of all, we appreciate your enthusiasm.

Maybe you missed 2015/16 but pepe is a symbol of white supremacy, the ADL even said so. You'll go to jail for walking around with pepe.

>>17386416
HOLY FUCK THEY ARE MANIACS

>>17387330
Should I guys call you investors again? I'll just tell my professor that I'm being sent to an important conference for an investor group I work with and also to explore CS career options.
>>17387340 gave a good idea that I can just say I'm a representative, lol.

>>17386416

NO FUCKING WAY

>>17387241
The pepe plush poster was a qt girl the entire time

Wild

>>17387055
>dat image

You rat soup eatin mutha fuckaaa

>>17387263
based

this smart contract celebration will get shut down by the coronavirus. it won't happen. cough cough cough.

>>17387450
Coronachan wouldn't do that to us, fren.

>>17387390
I'll try not to. I just get very excited and it gets over my head. Everything that was going on was my first time but now this will be the second time so I will try not to mess up. Thank you anon. Yes I won't bring the doll, lol.

>>17387411
>You'll go to jail for walking around with pepe.
might actually happen in a place like New York honestly

>>17386416

Put me in the cap

>>17387419
What if everyone but me on this board is a qt asian girl? Does that explain the obsession with asian women here?

>>17387414
You could ask for funding by linking people to the eth address on your twitch page. Then you'll actually be a representative for an investment group. A decentralised one.

>>17387414
>Should I guys call you investors again?
absolutely not, desu that was the only thing you said at fireside that made me sweat, use words like " the community" or even "the forums", we are merely interested followers who incidentally hold a vital utility token (don't even address this lol), if you're talking about telling your professors that you're a representative of an investment group, i don't really see the need, nor is it really related to your schoolwork at all, stick with the passion project/career options angle

the last thing we want at this stage is SEC thinking LINK is an ownership token (which it isn't)

>>17387323
LMFAO sergs face in this is fucking priceless
>wtf am I still doing here
>this whole project was a huge mistake

>>17387458
>Yes I won't bring the doll, lol.
just bring him for good luck to wherever you're staying, don't physically bring him to the event

>>17387478
This

>>17387323

>>17386416
WE

>>17387414
YOU HAVE GOT TO GET A PICTURE WITH FERNANDO!

>>17386416
this transcends bullish/bearish categorization

>>17387488
he's cracking a small smile, his beard almost completely hides it though

>>17386393
>he doesn't understand that this time the conference was organized by Smartcontract.com the parent company of Chain.link and that only partnership speakers are allowed to talk.
>He is not yet aware of the fact that Microsoft, IBM, ConsenSys, Oracle, iExec, Synthetix, Aave will all praise Chainlink in a single symbolic ritual of initiation.

MICROSOFT is happening faggot

>>17387518
mirin dat jawline, ngl

>>17386353
Unironically a shit lineup.

>>17387364
Great. It's not just Chainlink but their entire external professional network so outright spreging isn't appropriate. Imagine you are there undercover for /biz/, you have to contain the meme autism in normiespace. Your enthusiasm is appreciated and having a insider livestream would be excellent.

>>17387478
Alright, noted. I'll just refer you guys as the "LINK community" or "the business forums?".

>>17387496
Sorry I don't want to get risk of being beat up. Though I have brought pepe before when I went to New York and had no problem. But anon is right it is a professional event.

>>17386964
this. fucking hell man

>>17387532
ari mews in his sleep

>>17386416
This is beautiful, they embrace the memes, they are not cringing, they are autists just like us

>>17387535
desu, this anon is right
wolpert didn't even know what LINK was 6 months ago and isn't even at ibm anymore

>>17387543
Just "the community" is fine.

>>17386416
holy fuck. this post is the one that has sealed the deal for me.

we are ALL going to make it. $1000 eoy

>>17387466

>>17386416
this got me so excited frens.
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT!!!!!!

>>17387543
Community

>>17387543
"the community", "the chainlink community" (chainlink, NOT LINK), "the forums", "crypto twitter", are all fine imo, do not give even the slightest hint of investors, token holders, /biz/, or 4chan, avoid those last 4 AT ALL COSTS, yes they know about us and they may even cherish us in some perverse way, but as sad as it is those are not things to be acknowledged in public, AT ALL

>>17387543
>Sorry I don't want to get risk of being beat up.

Hold that pepe close anon. He's your little secret.

>>17387458
your main advantages are: young, college student, and (since it's current year muh empowerment) female. the main positions they are looking to hire are highly experienced but if you come prepared and disciplined they might think it is worthwhile to invest a small bit of their resources in you as an intern to bring returns in the future. be extra prepared ahead of time and be ready to speak for your computer science skills. it's not enough that you are studying the subject, that really means nothing. university is practically worthless in the current year. you need to show that you can bring value or you are trying to find a way to do so.

sidenote: if you stream and mention us PLEASE don't use the word "investor" again. Sergey and co HATE that word. We are not their actual investors kek. we are lucky to be along for the ride. you should say that you are streaming for a community of potential node operators and link enthusiasts. this shows you are bringing some value even if it is not computer science because you are forming a microcosm of link memetics. THEN at the very least you may have an opportunity to act as a community organizer for meetups and hobby link projects even if you dont get the internship. I don't even know why I am telling all this I should probably go try it myself but you have the meme-mentum right now.
>"I am streaming for a community of potential link node operators and project enthusiasts"
practice saying it so you don't fumble your words. this is a *wink* *nod* because Sergey and co. will know what you actually mean but for God's sake at least it sounds professional

>>17387543
"the business forum" kek

>>17387596
>"I am streaming for a community of potential link node operators and project enthusiasts"
excellent idea, do this

Ngl im annoyed they released it like this without a good announcement. I spent literal hours FUDing the mic leak to stop /biz/tards getting in as i assumed it would mark a huge pump.

>>17386848
>main architect
>literally got demoted and banned from twitter after gravelgate

Lmao ok faggot

>>17387596
Except we literally are investors given our money finances the project.

>>17386816
Frenando is stylin on you and you're seething.

>>17387634
Why would you work against /biz/? i was in the literal first thread when it was 'leaked but immediately deleted' and no-one posted any evidence or answered questions. Go back to whatever shit site you're from.

>>17387634
it doesn't matter m8, another leg up will come either way and those with strong hands or weak hands have already been sorted

>>17387675
Because nubiz is unironically just racist kids from /pol/. If i can leave all of you bankrupted and miserable i will. Still got the saved recording here :) and yes i do frequent sites other than here.

>>17387692
Yeah but i thought this would be worth a 20% up.

>>17387709
>If i can leave all of you bankrupted and miserable i will.

Imagine being so deluded that you think you can stop this project cause some "racists" hurt your feelings.

>>17387652
Shhhhhhh we dont want the sec to find out!

news keeps flooding in

>>17387458
Based fellow femanon. Keep up the good work.

>>17387543
just say bizfags

>>17387709
>redditor is retarded
I'm shocked, never could've guessed

>>17387149
Laughed at this.

>ctrl+f Chainlink

>>17387738
I didn't stop anything. I'm all in, i just clearly made some salty nu/biz/tard >>17387675 miss a leak and so hopefully some money.

>>17386416
What hilarious is this post was made almost 10 minutes after OP posted this thread. Which means none of the replies before were from anons from who read it lmfao. "Didn't read; not selling" is a lifestyle.

bsv got george fucking gilder heiling satoshi on the stage and you got some brazilian jungle nigger there, not gonna make it

>>17387652
no we're not you stupid fucking nulinker
Sergey already secured investor backing from vc's and independents when he formed smartcontract, parent company of chainlink. the entire point of the ico was to make sure the project could be objectively considered to be decentralized given the fact that so many tokens would inevitably end up in the coffers of institutions launching white label link products. the token is a utility token pure and simple, designed to grant access to the network protocol and serve as independent collateral. (You) buying tokens on the open market does nothing to finance the project. Sergey trades his reserved stacks directly to entities that he needs to jumpstart the network. Any mention of investor bullshit could garner sec attention (although they have been incredibly permissive thus far). Sergey hates you pushing that investor bullshit and so do I. we are fucking ants compared to the money and interests that actually back this project. I know about blythe and several others that were in from the jump (before ico) but frankly with all the shit in the caymans we may never fully grasp who all has their chips on Sergey.

>>17387709
>nubiz
Fuck, that’s some good bait, UncleOldFag

>>17387772
Pretty much. I have almost a half mil in this shit and I will never ever read the white paper.

>>17387466
Oh shit you saved my screenshot from the OG stream thread

>>17386416
FUCKING MANIACS

>>17387796
This, the 750M locked up tokens will be sold directly to big corp, link tokens currently in circulation are so we get a less monopolyzed distribution of token ownership. Granted most people have weak hands and will sell the moment price reaches triple digits.

>>17386948
you should charge 1 LINK per viewer

>>17387850
*650M

>>17386416
...submit, I.

>>17387796
Except no as they fund development from sales of the token, quite explicitly from the start.

>>17387806
Im not but continue with paranoia.

I’m getting giddy from the hopium in this thread

>>17387827
I never did honestly. What sold me was Ari Juels academic record and Sergey's Linkedin profile, showing all his venture capital history. Can't remember when I read a LINK article either, I barely read their tweets. Lazy

>>17386416
oh fuck how cringe

>>17386416
We are going to become millionaires and the new financial elite all because of memes. What a time to be alive.

Ed Felten is the only one I'm interested in hearing speak.

>>17387885
Not sure what you are talking about, perhaps you could link me. I just reviewed their whitepaper and all I found was pic related.

>>17387966
Your lambo won't outrun the Coronavirus.

>>17387966
Consider the following:
by shitposting constantly "the buzz" was created. It was heard, not everywhere, but in statistics it was shown, data sets showed a buzz. Consider how many companies does internet research, just to see what's going on. Have you seen twitter comments sections? In data sets it showed positive engagement.
Considering before consider: goddamn us president get's his daily twitter data set to see how he performs, what are ratings.
Let's go back to consider: "we" autists made an impact to data sets, how those data sets were used, what purpose it served, we will never know, but impact has been made. Please consider, 4chan isn't some shithole in india, if israel deploys his soldiers to fight discussions in /pol/, consider who would find some useful statistics here? have you hear about marketing teams scooping /g/ on products? slow board, but man, juicy data. Data always had a price.

>>17387885
>>17388043
And here is their latest terms of service, updated on Feb 11, 2020.

>>17388043
Where they talk about token supply.

>>17387535
you take that back right now filthy dog

>>17388087
document talks about ETH platform and such
Sergey is owner of tokens, but not the platforms creating tokens and exchanges, sergey is not responsible if your staked pool fucks you over.
Crypto still doesn't have laws regulating every aspect of it. You see here and there politicians collecting good guy points by suggesting laws, but they are still in development, thus you follow latest laws and Sergey specifically warns you about nature of crypto space.

>>17388188
ideally trustless software will replace the need for many of these regulations, since it becomes much practically impossible to enforce in the arena of crypto (no centralized entity that can be hit with litigation, ie: no btc ceo). I think this is why the sec has been largely permissive thus far.

>>17387596
Thanks for the advice anon, very thorough. I am definitely planning to run a node sooner or later, but it's just that these classes have been in my way and figuring which to prioritize (LINK or BS in CS?) has given me trouble.

I never knew Sergey hated the word "investor", so thanks for pointing that out kek. So far the assumption I'm seeing from other anons is that Sergey despises being in LINK solely for the money which I understand and sympathize with.

>you should say that you are streaming for a community of potential node operators and link enthusiasts

Noted. Also thanks, being more organized like that could help me out if they decide I could fill in as a community organizer.

>>17386353
>Fribeiro

Unironically this lineup sucks, and that fucking garden gnome makes it go from neutral to negative

>>17386907
dude... SO ARE YOU
you are in every fucking thread saying the exact same shit!
“the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result"

>>17386416
Bearish

>>17387796
Nigger ari you got a square ass head my nigga!!
https://youtu.be/v6y2tVkXcuA

You're a pretty flat 5/10 but I'd still creampie you as long as you've got a nice hairy pussy

>>17387241
If you want donations you need to be able to accept donations on twitch.

>>17387323
You need to be careful outing yourself like that, one of these virgin mongoloid autists might stalk you and rape you.

>>17388323
>tfw no biz autistic gf

>>17388544
I’m a non-autistic Anon and I’m going to the conference. I’ll stream it for free if people want.

AMA

>>17387323
Also, obligatory

>>17386416
oh god, I feel so loved

>>17388569
They just want an excuse to throw beta bux at this bitch because they are lonely fat white spergs.

>>17386416
Put me in the capsm!

>>17388323
prepare, rehearse, and don't mention chainlink community and investment in the same thought or breath, thank you for your service, and good luck

thought of another question: If/when the network (pseudo)anonymizes/decentralizes, how will sybil resistance be achieved. That is, how will reputation and sybil resistance work when KYC is not longer required for onboarding new nodes; how will consooming contracts be able to trust (neet) nodes with no track record?

>>17388570
Congrats on your cringemobile

>>17386416

>>17388570
I'm going to find you.

>>17388569
do it, multiple perspectives would be fun

>>17388608
thats such a nigger ass car lmaaooo

>>17386416
Holy shit, this really is a cult!

>>17388666

>>17388637
Right behind you bucko

>>17386879
I'm sorry, anon, but it appears to be you who is the idiot.

Ari Juels

Wtf ? Why ? How did you

>>17386879
No one gives a fuck what you hate

>>17386894
He got promoted you fucking ignoramus

>biz: hahahaha fucking reddit what a bunch of fucking beta simps enabling ethots fucking roastie whores i hate them so much, this is a sell signal fucking normies and simps and whores
>also biz: omggggg a gurlllllllllll on the internetttttttttttt plzzzz be my gf lauren i will suck your toes haha jk m'lady i'm not an incel degenerate i'm a real gentleman *tips fedora* 'tis really awesome to see a gurl gamer who also loves crypto and pepe the frog, how can i make donations to your twitch, m'princess???

>>17388579
ew, you put QNT on it? absolute cringe

>>17388323
>>17387574
>>17387543
>>17387458
>>17387414
>>17387364
>>17387323
>>17387284
>>17387241
>>17387081
>>17387024
>>17386948
everytime you open your retarded mouth you ruin our investment.
please stay as far away from chainlink as possible.

>>17388856
everyone who is not a newfag can see this clear bearish sell signal.
I sold half my stack when this retarded cunt started harassing Ari Juels with dumb fuck questions.

>>17386324
Imagine not selling these lame news while being on the literal double top of this shitcoin

>>17387772
Kek, I haven't read much since mainnet. All those blog posts are usually long and a bit technical. I'll maybe read them when I got more time.

kek

>>17387323
please post higher quality of this please i need it for ...purposes

>>17386416
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17386416
>>17388666
>>17388677
Uhh guys...

>>17386948
You are /biz/‘s formal ambassador now. We know you’ll represent us well and fulfill you oath of office with pride and distinction.

>>17387505
Yeah this

>>17387478
Really, the 216 thing didnt make you sweat either?

Stay based toaster, you arent a representative of /biz/, youre the queen of it

>>17388856
>>17388872
>>17388890
yep

>>17386416
Plz let us make it. This is the year. $1K eoy 2020.

>>17386416
checked

>>17389235
what did you check you fucking moron??

>>17389235
>checking non checkable digits
>id says 'Fap'

fuck off back to r£ddit, coombrain.

>>17388890
>>17388856
this. locked in all my profits too. and friendly reminder from me even tough you are femoid ( >>17388323) cuck biz browsers responding to your posts are the biggest cancer, finish your degree and dont go all into meme tokens printed out of thin air that are suppossed to be worth something in 10 years. you will regret it otherwise. bizbrowsing is much more enjoyable in moderation which will perfectyl align with a full time student working hours

>>17388078
I dont lurk /tv/ really at all but even that board has marketing backed shills. Actual research was done and funded by whoever for a study on /pol/ about which pepes were "rare" or not. Friggin clown world bro

who wants to apply with me to host a 'chainlink memes and lore' panel at the event?

>$4.09

>>17388323
Ask Ari about Project Chicago.

>>17389301
attention hungry cunts showing up and cucked /biz/ newfag posters celebrating this and encouraging it is also a very bearish signal.
this will dump until most of them are shaken out.
you can even see it on the chart

>>17386416
>>17387263
can't wait until they put this pasta at the end of the blog

>>17389260
>>17389288
>newfags who don't know how to check based posts
/thread

>>17389491
the harder we dump the better, thats the "chemo" we need urgently.

>>17386416
>put me in screencap
...

>>17387458
its ok cause your a girl. no seriously, it just comes across as cute and innocent but as a guy its fucking cringe.

>>17387550
They embrace the power of positive thought memes, but unfortunately not muslim pregnant sergey or blythe's feet. Ari shilling assassination contracts was definitely a step in the right direction though.

>>17388569
No we only want toaster

>>17386416

>>17386948
Heck yes

>>17386416
We are all in this together!

>>17386324
Toasting in ebin bread.

Oh also today is Randonaut rabbit-hole day, y'all faggots should go out side and gather syncronicities. :)

>>17386948

yolo

Don’t worry guys. When the oracle news hit a week and a half ago we also dumped that day. But the next day we pumped. The same will happen with this. For some reason news takes longer to affect the market than before.

>>17386416

>>17386416
IT'S HABBENING!!!!!!!

>>17386416
Absolute jej

>>17386416
okay this is based

>4.11

>>17389434
>Sergey delivering the Singularity as filthy nolinkers are wiped from the Earth by Coronachan

>>17386416
we won

>>17386324
>https://twitter.com/chainlink/status/1231296960214122496?s=19

My god...go to the smartcontractsummit.io page and look at how sexy that fucking line up is my good I'm literally going to coom