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>Says here you spent the last 5 years of employment day trading high volatility assets. Interesting. Can you tell me a little about the skill you developed, and lessons you've learned, that can be applied here working for us?

>> No.17386121

>>17386046
Yes, indubitably. I have relied on a groundbreaking method of qualitative investment research, executed through detailed analysis of a key subset of the market as well as an informal algorithm for extracting information from various graphical data artifacts that can be accessed through it. That way, I managed to discover some of the best reverse indicators ever known to man. Of course, it's all a trade secret, so you'll have to hire me if you want to know how I got +500% on my investments while your firm got +5%.

>> No.17386132

>>17386046
ha ha sure thing, i learned that with the right motivation and a pinball pen, you can create value on the internet.

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>>17386046
DIDN'T READ, NEVER SELLING
DO I HAVE THE JOB OR NOT

>> No.17386142

>>17386121
>qualitative investment research, executed through detailed analysis of a key subset of the market
Holy fucking kek my sides, saved. Best way of seen of describing browsing /biz/

>> No.17386156

>>17386121
This is based also im stealing this

>> No.17386190

>>17386121
..but sir, this is a Wendys.

>> No.17386247

>>17386121
Also I learned that the right memes executed correctly can have profound effects on emerging tech markets.

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>>17386121
based