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>>17372395

>> No.17375292

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

>> No.17375296

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>> No.17375303

the corona "madness" is definitely fucking manufactured.
it's the same shit every fucking week

>> No.17375313
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17375313

Anons, best material to learn aside from investopedia and the sticky?
Been through it and I'm still an idiot/slow. Want to learn how to analyze charts, read candles, understand more than the fundamentals.
Appreciate it

>> No.17375319
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>tfw Pandemic IRL

>> No.17375321
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17375321

>Chinese factories not going back up
>Korea outbreak soon/in progress
>Japan outbreak soon/in progress
>Supply chains getting justed
Hope you all got some bear stuff on hand

>> No.17375327

I’m goinng to be putting money into Corona vaccine companies Monday, anyone else gonna join me? Also going to start shorting cruise lines kek, ain’t nobody going to take summer cruises this year after all the Corona plague ghost ships on the news

>> No.17375332

>>17375303
The news is all owned by bears.

>> No.17375352

>>17375296
bulls SEETHING

>> No.17375369

>>17375319
based, what was that like 10 years ago

>> No.17375372

>>17375321
they could have listened.... what ever i'm going to go get chinese food and drink enough to kill a small child. kinda pissed I didn't buy anything today, but there will always be more opportunities.

>> No.17375388

>>17375321
I'll buy some bear ETFs monday just to offset the inevitable losses I'm going to take as corona wears on. I'm not cutting and running to gold like a weak hand pussy though.

>> No.17375406

>>17375388
shill me some bear ETFs

>> No.17375411
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>>17374468
no they just confirmed good guidance ahead of time, like what SJM did

>> No.17375412

>>17375372
If only the media wasn't crying wolf about every single fucking thing all day every day. We are literally blind to the entire world because the media is so fucking disingenuous, so the moment a real threat to the economy crops up we don't listen.

>> No.17375423

>>17375406
Literally just google "bear ETFs" and pick some, that's what I'm planning on doing.

>> No.17375439

>>17375313
institute of trading youtube
watch everything on that channel you can

skhreli finance videos too

>> No.17375455
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>>17375412
>noooooo not my stockerinos!! the m-media is so heckin disingenous!!!

>> No.17375458

oh well. whoever creates the china virus cure will be rich out the ass. If your one of the lucky stockholders in said company you'll be rich out the ass as well.

>> No.17375468
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17375468

Is this is what the stock jew does.
>no war
>lets introduce a virus

>> No.17375473

Anyone have experience with or information on what websites/APIs I can use/scrape to code out some stuff; even ideas around what would be useful would be solid. I want to spend the weekend working on it.

I saw a website today that aggregated options data and created heat maps as well as tagged them as bearish/bullish, but they were charging $100 a month. Someone in a thread this week mentioned the options data is public. Does anyone know if it's realtime or is it end of day postings?

>> No.17375484

>>17375458
the only cure is to send the Chinese to the moon. preferably through Virgin Galactic

>> No.17375487

>>17375455
>the media lying 24/7 is totally good for everyone guys don't worry about it, who needs accurate information anyway?

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>>17375458
>cure
For over a decade people tried to make SARS cure and vaccines but every time they failed.

The genetically similar Coronavirus will be no different. We will just hope that the virus will burn out after infecting and killing millions.

>> No.17375522

>>17375502
There will be treatments and stuff to lower the death toll, but yes, humanity is assfucked

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>>17375406
EWV

Anyone have a good Korea Bear ETF?
Only ones I found were shut down long ago. Its not something you normally buy after all

>> No.17375567

This thread is noticeably more bearish than the last one. What changed in the last few hours? Will I get my cheapies?

>> No.17375571
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>>17375522
There are already treatments. such as the ECMO machine and heavy anti-virals used to treat HIV.

However unlike viruses of the past this new virus is exponentially infectious and way harder to detect/contain. We do have treatments but soon we will have thousands lining up at your local hospital and most will be sent home like in China. Lack of care will make the fatality rate go up.

>> No.17375579

>>17375571
also photo is two US marines sleeping with an orphaned boy in Okinawa

>> No.17375580

>>17375567
The past two days were more bearish than the last.

>> No.17375597
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You see this critter outside your apartment, do you eat it y/n?

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>>17375579
that's sweet

>> No.17375605
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>>17375259
Not a great week for me
but next week will be good! I can feel it.
Fuck chinks and fuck jannies!

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>>17375605
>feelings
strange

>> No.17375615

>>17375597
is that the bulldog breed for bats?

>> No.17375622
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>>17375567
Bears are pretending like they didnt lose all their money, so they added some pocket change to their accounts to short the bottom again

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NEWS ALERT: STOCKS DOWN BUT GAY BEARS ASSHURT THAT THEY CAN'T STOP BASED SYRUP WATER

>> No.17375640

>>17375567
>hours
Shit has been dipping since 11am Thursday, NASDAQ is down like 2.25% in 2 days. What we're wondering now is whether Monday will reverse the trend or if we're going to dip even harder and with Korea and Japan succumbing to hysteria it makes me think it's going down. Only time will tell though, maybe people will calm down over the weekend and have some more confidence, but those disrupted supply chains are freaking people the fuck out.

>> No.17375639

>>17375567
>What changed in the last few hours?
Th more news we get from Asia, the bleaker it looks in my opinion. We massively underestimated the virus

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>>17375613
Yes, I FEEL IT.
>he hasn't merged his consciousness with Capital
ngmi

>> No.17375654

>>17375638
KO will rally the entire world economy and cure coronavirus.

>> No.17375661

>>17375639
i think news will materialize, but no official action that will cause actual disruption and so people will surf off the dip heading into monday as they wait for the other shoe to drop towards the end of next week

>> No.17375679

>>17375259
strong men also cry

S t r o n g m e n a l s o c r y

>> No.17375690

>>17375412
thats literally how they make money. the people making money from the stock market control the media, and are literally printing their own money when they run news to bump certain sectors or companies. its the insidest of insider trading.

https://money.cnn.com/quote/shareholders/shareholders.html?symb=SPCE&subView=institutional

https://money.cnn.com/quote/shareholders/shareholders.html?symb=NWSA&subView=institutional

https://www.holdingschannel.com/13f/vanguard-group-inc-top-holdings/

https://www.holdingschannel.com/13f/vanguard-group-inc-top-holdings/

https://www.holdingschannel.com/funds/holding-t/

Yeah, what a coincidence they buy 3% of SPCE when it first opens, and now 2 months later all of MSM cable news runs stories debuting the company and covering the bull run and all the "excitement and hype" of young investors

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>>17375653
no eyes, no ears, no nose, no tongue, no body, no mind; no sight, no sound, no smell, no taste, no touch, no object of mind; no realm of sight ... no realm of mind consciousness.
only karma.
only cause and effect.
only the marketplace.

>> No.17375697

Xi warns coronavirus yet to peak


kek

it's over

>> No.17375711

>>17375458
>>17375502
there is already a vaccine, it was made by a california lab in 3 hours after receiving their sample of the virus last week. theres a couple companies who already have vaccines and they are just working on testing and rollout for mass production. one is a british company i believe

>> No.17375714

>>17375661
The stock markets have been rallyeing for months though, and the virus has never been priced in. The small -1% hickups might as well be normal fluctuations.

I think even based on news we will slowly see how people retreat into safer assets for the time being. Official stuff will soon foll EOW. I expect the general pandemy announcement around wednesday next week as well.

>> No.17375726

>>17375711
earliest vaccine will be like 7 months to 1.5 years

>> No.17375729
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>>17375697
>“We have to be clear that the peak of the outbreak has not yet been reached,” Xi Jinping, chairman of the government, told his top party lieutenants on Friday.
...dump it

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>>17375597
they got it from eating pic related. they love making tea out of the scales for strong peepee

>> No.17375750

>>17375729
-2% monday

>> No.17375751

>>17375597
Not before putting it in my ass

>> No.17375759
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>>17375714
that's what i'm counting on.
have my wide net set for market sell on monday, and then looking to buy and hold an APT dip through the week

>> No.17375762

>>17375726
thats about the timeline its going to peak in the usa and europe so it works out

>> No.17375769

China thought it could brute force a virus outbreak after it already hit 200k cases

not possible

predictable failure

bigger losses because they thought this would work

>> No.17375772

>>17375697
im more afraid of Russia's meddling in the 2020 election. they're going to rig our election again so Trump wins again.

>> No.17375775

>>17375759
>inb4 not wide because all same industry and right in the heart of corona-chan
i'm counting on people buying the dip as news materializes but nothing that justifies desperate measures so soon

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>>17375597
M-Maybe just a lick

>> No.17375783
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>>17375769
get ready for a second american century

>> No.17375797

>>17375711
>there is already a vaccine
They didn't even start clinical trials yet.

Every virus outbreak news outlets mention that a new vaccine was developed and there is no more news on that. Loooooooong after the virus was over I checked the progress on those so-called vaccines and most of those projects failed or were fruitless.

Let's hope the virus ends soon before we find out that the vaccines are shit.

>> No.17375798

>>17375762
wrong

1H 2020 we all get peeked

death everywhere
bodies on streets
hospitals too full
riots
mayhem
martial law

>> No.17375801

>>17375783
Good, way better than this dogshit Chinese decade we've had.

>> No.17375805

based wendy's kept me green today

>> No.17375807

>>17375751
the corona virus spreads via the anal oral route. you're totally fucked, but probably a poz-hole already so you just really get sick....

>> No.17375816

I'm not even shilling anything. This is a 2007-2008 market event.

>> No.17375819

>>17375783
based. lets bring back the factories to america boys. its a strategic asset for national security. we shouldnt need to rely on chinks to make our computers

>> No.17375828

>>17375798
don't worry guys, I'll just buy some spy puts and the happening will be cancelled.

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>>17375807
One positive thing about the fecal-oral transmission news is that doctors seem to get way more consistent results testing for the virus fecally.

The throat swab method only has a 30-50% detection rate. Lots of false-negative carriers are walking the streets as we speak.

>> No.17375843

I can't believe China was such a paper tiger, I am honestly surprised that a virus was all it took to shred their economy to pieces. "World superpower" my ass, if this virus started in any first world country it would never have spread in the first place.

>> No.17375847

>>17375439
Thanks, appreciate it anon!

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>>17375843
them and russia i refer to as "third-world superpowers"
they have nukes
they're integrated into the global capitalist structure
but their populations and countries are almost fucking feudal

>> No.17375869

>>17375638
It turns out the factor that it uses to enter the cell is also responsible for insulin response and diabetics can't get it

>> No.17375870

>>17375835
fuck chinks! that lion is just chillin with his girl and this asshole throws a snowball at it. fuck chinks! fuck niggers! fuck jannies! fuck chinks!

>> No.17375873
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17375873

Back from my post-market nap. Who else ready to be the sell-side to the Xi trade on Monday's open?

>> No.17375874

kek, told my boss today "hey I'm job hunting". They're getting ready for a major shit storm. If I leave and these other two dudes in the place retire they're gonna be hurting for bodies. Right now they ain't in a hiring mood. Told my boss what the new job's pay would likely be. If they want to keep me (and my knowledge of how things are done) they'll cough up the money. If not, oh well.

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Doth mine eyes fucking decieve me?

>> No.17375890

>>17375865
communism.... not even once.

>> No.17375893

>>17375473
Qandle does pay per source or something which is much cheaper. It's what I use.

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>>17375807
>the corona virus spreads via the anal oral route.
are you saying I can't eat chink ass anymore?
what the fuck has this world come to

>> No.17375911

>>17375887
Can someone post ugly toothed cigar pepe asap

>> No.17375926
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>>17375887
>inb4 the cure for the virus is the cool refreshing taste of Coca Cola

>> No.17375941
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17375941

I have 25k and I know that my Minecraft clan is in stormy waters with nobody at the helm. I doubt my clan will even exist in a year.

I’m willing to bet all of my gold on this. Without using margin, what is the best way to profit from this? Their share price is in the mid 50s right now.

>> No.17375943

>>17375905
Well it explains why the notoriously unhygienic urban Chinese are infected so often, they pretty much live in shit.

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>>17375911

>> No.17375958

>>17375905
yep... you can't even kiss them after they suck your dick after it was in their ass.

>> No.17375960

>>17375843
wrong. if anything china stood the best chance because they have nothing blocking their ability to lock everything down. we have a constitution, you couldnt just keep people under house arrest here or stop them from travel. china can literally round up the sick and throw them in concentration camps to stop them from walking around spreading the virus. we cant do that here.

and we have the 3rd world masses for 40% of our demographics. so its not like our brilliant intelligent anglo germanic western euro jap minds are going to stop the spread with safe hygiene and common sense. have you seen a fucking emergency room in any cuck state? crowded out the ass with illegals there for free routine healthcare. imagine what those 2 hour overcrowded wait times are going to be when you have thousands of corona cases

>> No.17375961

Rebound on Monday or down further? I need to decide whether or not to hold over the weekend. I don't want to lose all of my gains.

>> No.17375969

nice AH shorting felt comfy

>> No.17375978

>>17375961
cash is king, expect a really strong dollar on monday.

>> No.17375980

>>17375874
based. i did that at my last job and they gave me a huge pay increase. you have to be your own advocate, their job is to screw you to make max profit.

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>>17375873
I would love to short China, but they are manipulating their prices so hard that a drop is impossible. Best thing I can see is US stocks (not viable as well) and gold. Since there is no Chinese gold price there is not much we can do to fuck with the Chinks.

Baba could be liquidated tomorrow and the shares would drop like .1% because China just bans selling.

Next best thing I can see is to short the Yuan, but it is artificially undervalued.

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>>17375870
My rightside neighbors are Chinese and very nice people, show some respect BagExtreme

Actually, my other 4 Chinese neighbors are shit, I hope they die. But at least they pumped my COT by ordering Water directly to the house

>> No.17375993

Hope people took advantage of the VIACA uh epic tank. I did. The 52 w high is almost 53 bucks you know..

>> No.17375999

>>17375983
jap and eu

>> No.17376007

>>17375946
ok thank you i guess, just need another angle

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>>17375993
Viacom is shit

>> No.17376031

>>17375999
Already have Nikkei Puts
Maybe I should also look into Samsung and Hyundai. I have no option to short KOSPI with my broker.

>> No.17376032

Short: QCOM, TXN, WYNN and German DAX
Long: Silver, BTC, USD

You're welcome

>> No.17376039
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For all you wondering what to play with the market uncertainties, I'd keep a bunch of cash and see what the market does on Monday, then buy VOO at the dip. The US is positioned nicely to weather the storm compared to global economies. Still keep plenty of cash though in the short term for cheapies.

>> No.17376048

>>17375958
Lmao

>> No.17376049

>>17376031
in pandemic simulations

no idea why, EU and FTSE 100 tank hard. I don't understand why and the paper doesn't explain it though.

>> No.17376078

>>17376049
Two reasons.
Europe is in recession. We are making up pathetic numbers like .25% growth and try to hide it, but Germany's economy is fucked by now. And with that the rest of the EU.
A small hickup will send us tumbling down. No mercy.

>> No.17376087

>>17375941
puts on $FREN, it has worked out well for me thus far ;-;
>>>17376032
>tfw a week too early on my DAX puts
I really need to stop trading weeklies

>> No.17376104

I now know why TSLA and SPCE and AMD and NVDA and MSFT and whatnot have been going up so high:

Palladium bubble.

>> No.17376131

Overall up on the week despite some SPY calls getting btfo. Accumulating SQQQ AH and thinking about writing covered calls against it until the dust settles.

>> No.17376163

Still asking for a fucking cigar pepe or i drink myself to dearth

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>>17375259
Who else fell for the MS meme

>> No.17376224

>>17375990
dude what if you were just chilling with your girl and your neighbor threw a fucking snowball and hit you in the head? how the fuck would you feel? fuck I know not all chinks, but ffs that's fucking animal abuse. I mean that lion is just chilling and they're all throwing snowballs at it and laughing about what they did while going ass to mouth later.

>> No.17376228

>>17375735
Such a rad animal

>> No.17376239

>>17376171
Fell for the 'it's gonna get better meme'
because it still feels awful

>> No.17376248

>>17376171
All things end brother.

>> No.17376250
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>>17376163
>>17376163
>or i drink myself to dearth

i bet your poorfag ass drinks dirt cheap crap like natural ice or keystone light. i literally use natty ice for the plumbing fluids of my toilet. i use natty ice to flush down my pee. hows that make you feel? now for another sip of this cigar and 300 year whisky

>> No.17376252

>>17375990
actually i have friends that are chinks... i treat them like i would any other friend. very kindly and i am always happy to see them.

>> No.17376258
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>>17376163

>> No.17376268

>>17375835
I hate chinks so much. Global genocide of all subhumans cannot happen soon enough.

>> No.17376272

>>17376224
chinese people view animals as literal objects, its disgusting

>> No.17376274

this shit sounds complicated af

>> No.17376281
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Nothing is more bourgeois then a granite countertop amirite

>> No.17376294

Nuuuuuuuuuuu
Why did I but the AMAT right before it corrected!!!

>>17376171
Morgan Stanley?

>> No.17376297
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My stonks are down but my BRK calls are making up for the losses. Really hoping for good earnings tomorrow.

Stay strong frens.

>> No.17376307

>>17376274
investopedia is your friend, its really not too hard if you take the time to learn it

>> No.17376311
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Made $100 in two days by buying this weird yellow stuff

>> No.17376320

Whats your opinion on eToro?

>> No.17376325

>>17376250
Fck got me therr, do you have ugly toothed pic aswell based fren

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>>17376224
Alright your are right, I am sorry
>>17376281
You bastard, I have a granite countertop, and it matches the room and just works. If you dont like that, you can hit the unfriend button

>> No.17376340
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>>17376281
imagine having a kitchen that looks like your office

>> No.17376341

>>17376258
Based

>> No.17376342

>>17376258
>>17376250

yeah im thinking based

>> No.17376349

>>17376281
Granite is radioactive and gives you cancer.

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17376355

anyone else get completely rekt today? portfolio down 2.46% ouch

>> No.17376364

>>17376250
stfu faggot, you probably buy a hungry man turkey dinner and a few cans of steel reserve on thanksgiving.

>> No.17376369

>>17376340
Boomers love gaudy wood panel on everything, it reminds them of their ugly mid-century childhood home.

>> No.17376374

>>17376337
Were they out of marble?

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>>17376355
Mine is down 5% since Wednesday. Just be glad you aren't this retard.

>> No.17376408

>>17376320
I use it. I don't like it because it's slow and takes too long to execute orders when volume is high (but if you complain they might compensate you). They also don't have a lot of companies, and they don't do options. I would use Robinhood if I could but I'm not a burger. Also the whole social thing is retarded. But it does the job.

>> No.17376410

>>17376386
guh

>> No.17376411

>>17376386
I've done that before. It is a lesson you will never forget.

>> No.17376413

>>17376281
id like to get a heated granite countertop so i can lay claim to my conquered THOTs on it comfy and warm

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>>17376355
nah, i did on SPCE ah, but my am holding well on the defensive waiting for monday with my shit super spread out

>> No.17376419

>>17376386
How did this even happen?

>> No.17376460

>>17376419
Reddit.

>> No.17376464
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be seeing you again real soon

>> No.17376466

>>17376281
that's a nice kitchen... i've never had one wit the range in the center like that, but your really want a hood with an exit for air over the range... i mean you probably don't need the splash guard behind it, but i know i like to get the fire going when im drunk and cooking... 4 feet flames coming out of the pan, fuck it just pick the pan up and do a couple toss flips then put it back on the fire because that shit isn't done yet.

>> No.17376471

You did this to yourself.

>> No.17376475

>>17376408
>Also the whole social thing is retarded
You mean the "copy strategy"? Have you used it? I copied some ruskie on virtual account and it seems to be working just fine

>> No.17376496

>>17376475
That and the "wall" where people post their retarded thoughts and questions such as "what's a good entry point????" "Will it go up or down????". I wouldn't copy anyone. Just buy SPY if you don't want to worry.

>> No.17376508

>>17376471
What specifically did we do to ourselves?

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>>17376325
Here fampai, don't say I never gave you nothin

>> No.17376534

>>17376419
Some redditor bought 310 $244 calls at 0.67 for QQQ expiring 03/20. QQQ hit $236 and then nosedived with no survivors.

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>>17376281
not crazy about the light fixtures or even the color of the marble, but definitely am marble/steel-window-in-the-forest gang

>> No.17376555

>>17376496
lmao, you should see this thread during burger market hours... it's literally just a fucking shit show.

>> No.17376565

>>17376460
>>17376419
>>17376534
i guess people are getting a reality check that not everyone becomes a millionaire gambling huge amounts of money over their newfound discovery of options trading.

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TQQQ, FNGU, SOXL, and TECL chads we got too cocky

>> No.17376597

Precious metal mining bust coming soon to an equities market near you!

Screencap this post

>> No.17376598
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Why does this slideshow show a statistic for "zombies killed"?

Does Based KO actually kill the coronazombies?

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How's everyone's Utility plays been going the past month?

>> No.17376610

Bought more ONTX. 12,200 shares now. I'm in it till they release the glorious P3 news and watch as the stock flies like a rocket upward like.

>> No.17376621

>>17375835
This pic is awesome

>> No.17376623

>>17376610
estimate on when they are set to release the data?

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>>17376598

>> No.17376665

>>17376555
I'm here everyday baggie. At least we can post memes. And kidding aside this shitty thread is much more informative in comparison.

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>>17376623
You seem familiar. Did you post this image months ago?

>> No.17376679

>>17376667
no sry

>> No.17376693

>>17376623
1h 2020 waiting on patient deaths if I remember correctly.
Also upcoming conference in Vienna and Tell Aviv

>> No.17376696

>>17376679
Thanks. I'm not schizo, I was discussing something with that person and I have an update.

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>>17376696
all good

>> No.17376735

>>17376693
yep. conference happens next week. also if the drug hits a certain milestone number they get an automatic green light from the FDA right then and there. due to the serious nature of the cancer.

>> No.17376744

>>17376641
What in the fuck am I looking at? The only fucking data that matters is supply, demand. Nobody even wants junk debt anymore, interest rates for real liquidity is actually tighting a bit, and fuck, just make money.

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How many other people here are ready for the moon mission?

>> No.17376774

What are your primary action items for this weekend?

>> No.17376789

>>17376744
>>17376598

>Zombies are companies that earn just enough money to continue operating and service debt, but are unable to pay off their debt. Such companies, given that they just scrape by meeting overhead (wages, rent, interest payments on debt, for example), tend to be unable to invest to spur growth, are generally subject higher borrowing costs, and may be one event, market disruption or poor quarter away from insolvency or a bailout. As such, zombies are especially dependent on banks for financing, which may be viewed as a kind life support. Zombie companies are also known as the "living dead" or "zombie stocks."

>> No.17376800

>>17376774
Wean myself off this schizophrenic tripfag-infested shithole

>> No.17376808

>>17376754
i should have averaged down on my galt... fuck i mean i turned like 400 bucks into 2 grand this week... i fucking took a nap and lost all opportunity. fucking never going to get another opportunity ever again. i fucking missed it. I fucking hate being an alcoholic piece of shit....

>> No.17376821

>>17376735
Where did you hear that fact about the auto FDA approval?

>> No.17376839

>>17375874
What waggies think:
>im irreplaceable
>my boss doesn't want to find a replacement
>im valuable
>they need me
>they'd be in a tough spot if i quit
What bosses think:
>if he quits, I'll just hire someone else & for less

>> No.17376843

ah shit. remembered I gotta dentist visit in march. yeah yeah I know its one of those things you gotta do (unless you want false teeth or implants) but still.. I've been lucky thus far. I hope my luck holds out. Just 1 cavity (required a root canal to boot) and 1 tooth is gone due to it being cracked to bad to save. I'm 37 so I hope to hell my luck holds out for a long time yet.

>> No.17376858

>>17376800
Don't worry Fren. I hate tripfags too. Stole that line from Fight Club. Watching it to avoid you fags but I am an addict

>> No.17376863

>>17376744
Baggie look up the fucking spreads for Corp bonds before you speak you drunkard.

>> No.17376882

>>17376577
It will be back up. Just hope we aren't holding when the next true correction occurs.

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>>17376610
>>17376693
>>17376735
Gambling on pharma penny stocks has always ended poorly. At the very least, ride the hype up but I'd get out prior to any announcement they make at their conferences. I read up on those and it doesn't sound like they're announcing any mindblowing results.

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>>17376882
>when the next true correction occurs

>> No.17376918

>>17376863
fine... i'll do some dd and meme-anal-ys and make a fucking highly leveraged fucking "fixxed income" trade. this game is fucking easier than you think...

also you all just lost
"The GAME"

>> No.17376926

>>17376903
I sold prior to the last conference when it .75 and bought the dip. Hoping the same thing happens with this conference, after these two I'm out for good.

>> No.17376939

IM GONNA SHORT SMG
SAY I FUCKING WONT

>> No.17376940

How/why do you guys trade weekly options? It seems like pure gambling to me.

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>>17376940
Because it is almost pure gambling.

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Still waiting for the chinese crash
God I hate chinks

>> No.17376964

>>17376940
Cause I'm learning I have a problem.
It's a desperate desire to escape poverty and this risk though incredbily high (I've been burned) is faster than wageslaving in our current society. I want to break the cycle of poverty freind, It sucks being poor

>> No.17376965

>>17376940

I bought SPCE shares on Tuesday at market open because I just knew it was entering the euphoria phase. I just fucking knew. Sold at the first peak.

I bought AMD calls for next Friday because it was going up a dollar or two every couple days and I figured it would be an easy 3-5K. It would have been if not for the fucking crash.

>> No.17376968

>>17376939
dude, if you inverse my trades, you'll honestly still get fucked. it's called applied quantum bagholder theory... i will be wrong, every time, and even if you try to inverse it... it becomes wrong.

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>>17376940
Yes, but it has much better odds than going to a casino

>> No.17376981

>>17376968
are you holding SMG? its honestly prime for shorting

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Anon, how you doing there? Almost forgot about your post from yesterday

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i smell an emerging market...

>> No.17377009

>>17376940
It is but the gains are amazing when you hit

>> No.17377010

>>17376965
>SPCE shares

I meant SPCE calls.

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>>17376940
>It seems like pure gambling to me.
Is betting on horse races gambling? Then weekly options is as well.

The only time you go in on weeklies is when you have some earnings coming up or a reason. You never play them on fundamentals. Thats insanity.
>>17376962
There will be no Chinese crash. Selling is banned, the gouvernment sets bid and ask.
The stocks will go down when the PBOC servers die.

Yes, the Chinese stocks are worth nothing and should drop 20% but if you cant sell then price can not go down.

>> No.17377018

>>17376964
set goals, and use time to achieve them, set more goals and if you don't hit an achievement you wanted spend time to figure out why and apply that lesson to your next goal. honestly getting ahead is literally easy, but you have to do it one step at a time. i mean every mistake is a learning opportunity, making the same mistake twice is just fucking retarded.

>> No.17377030

>all this moaning over a 1% drop

Back during the /rgt/ days we had real sell-offs

>> No.17377032

>142 NEW CASES IN SOUTH KOREA
This week will be insane. Complete madness.

>> No.17377041

>>17376981
oh shit... i thought you were just meming... i looked at the ticker a few weeks back and it looked pretty shitty... their busy season is coming up though...

>> No.17377046

>>17377005
No that smell is syphilis

>> No.17377047

>>17377032
The worst part is that US/EU still allows these asians outside of China to fly freely and we won't know if they are infected until they have been in the country for probably weeks

>> No.17377053

>>17377005
>investing in canadian thottery
disgusting

>> No.17377054

>>17375259
Tilray actually closed green today, a little bit.

>> No.17377063

>>17377005
If it's as disappointing as weed, I'm not excited.

>> No.17377067

>>17377018
>set goals, and use time to achieve them, set more goals and if you don't hit an achievement you wanted spend time to figure out why and apply that lesson to your next goal. honestly getting ahead is literally easy, but you have to do it one step at a time. i mean every mistake is a learning opportunity, making the same mistake twice is just fucking retarded.
>retarded
That's why I'm here friend
I'm trying to get my shit together- need to finish my masters thesis and then I'll be at least in a better position, then paying off student debt.
Learning from mistakes is bascially-dont get greedy and trust your gut, cause it's so easy to get hooked on what looks like a light but is actually an angler fish waiting to gobble you whole- thus down -5k.

>> No.17377068

>>17376981
>>17377041
honestly seasonal shit is all relevant to guidance and forcasting.... these people are fucking trying to use a crystal ball in their castle to figure out supply, demand, budgets, and profit a full year in advance.... in the world of manufacturing, sure it's pretty simple, but when you are trying to gauge shit like weather and drought into the equation... i don't care how good your compass is, the calibration could be off by a mile.

>> No.17377069

>>17376993
that was me and yeah huge teaching moment and wiped out half my SDGR profits with a 10% chunk, but learned my lesson and am comfy going forward.
see >>17373438

>> No.17377080

>>17375296
Honestly this. It's really annoying. Huawei being snoopy, Hong Kong protests causing red, corona chan is a thing then it's okay but wait no it's bad and we need to sell NOW.

>> No.17377105

>>17377080
Well you can blame Hong Kong on western meddling, that wasn't China's fault at all, literally a US State Department operation.

>> No.17377108

>>17376577
Just keep buying.. just...keep...buying

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>>17377069
I hope you're not playing around with too much money, from what I know its been twice on ONTX and now SPCE, right? You seem too confident for your own good since your knowledge is currently limited

>> No.17377127

>>17377032
>After hours closed just before announcement.
You lucky bastards. Now you don't have to eyeball a big red bastard all weekend

>> No.17377139

>>17376601
Utilities are doing great. Especially electric.

>> No.17377148

>>17377111
no no, i'm just starting and am dcaing $1k/mo with $13k of capital.
i expect to be full boomer by march dabbing with my 1 and 2 percent daily gains after finding the ropes of emotional control after getting burned chasing fat greens.
but yeah i basically knew only how to attack, was winning some battles, but the overall war felt shaky. now i understand the role of defense and protecting investments, or am starting to.
but yeah, i'm controlling for tactical risks as the strategic level by dcaing so that i can afford to learn these lessons

>> No.17377149

>>17377069
Do not gamble, Anon. Only buy stuff you know about and understand.
>>17377127
All I got now is calls on Gold and puts on Asian stuff. Most of my stuff is Cash right now.
I wanted to gauge the atmosphere and now I am certain that corona will be an actual burger

>> No.17377151

>>17377067
honestly, if you've got an iq in the triple digits, and just work hard and apply what you learn in the whole process... the only thing that holds you back becomes the things that matter the most... My vices are like friends family and booze. I would do anything for any of those 3 groups... including shit i know will stop me from achieving greatness. however... for me saying no to some one or something you love, its not the feel good life I want to be a part of, and I've honestly come to terms with that and some day I will have to say no again... all i can say is i've put my self in some one elses shoes and can empathize in a way that only makes me human.

>> No.17377153

>349 confirmed cases in South Korea with 16 dead
The fire rises.

>> No.17377163

>>17377148
protecting profits*

>> No.17377180

>>17377153
>https://visalist.io/emergency/coronavirus
only 2 dead

>> No.17377186

>>17377149
Just be careful. Pay attention to Feds asset balance and the rate of stock buybacks in massive market-cap companies. Loan issuance and global money supply

>> No.17377189

>>17377180
what are the survivor numbers.... the dead are dead and it's a fucking tragedy, but what about the survivors! I want more stories.

>> No.17377197

>>17377105
I would believe bioweapon leaked by CCP before US involvement.

>> No.17377202

>>17377186
liquidity is tightening a bit... i'm telling you again to expect a very strong dollar at open on monday.

>> No.17377204

>>17377180
Sorry I meant 16 recovered and 2 dead.

>> No.17377217

>>17377151
Baggie is the only good tripfag in this general let me list the reasons
1. He is humble, his name signals some level of self depreciation is possible even
2. He has good manners and provides tempered conversation
3. He isn't a tryhard, he doesn't farm you's using his trip
4. He keeps the after hours threads alive
5. His semen tastes like pineapple

Take note you aspiring nametag queers

>> No.17377225

>>17377202
Dollar was down Bigly today. I'm not convinced that's what is being sold into

>> No.17377237

>>17377189
its just a bad flu, not really SURVIVORS. Symtoms are cough, fever and shortness of breath. they are just cured somehow

They released the diesease, they release the cure. Population is too big in china, needs to stop, easiest way

>> No.17377238

CGC meeting resistance at ~23. Expecting a breakout in the next few days.

>> No.17377239

>>17377217
Weedfag take note. Eat more pineapples and smoke less dope

>> No.17377253

>>17377111
i'm honestly getting way better. from ONTX i learned what "buy the rumor sell the news" means and so will hold that as gospel going into hype cycles in the future (was in at .48, out at .70.....fomoed back on), and i learned how to take profits and not be greedy.
now i commit myself to limit orders where before i didn't, and i may miss on the high end a little but i definitely protect myself much more on the low.
again, i'm giving it a few months of organic learning and if i'm not green at least 3/4 of my days and learning more, THEN i'll take a hard look and probably just go back to the drawing board to rethink my lack of passivity

>> No.17377255

>>17377148
Are you doing options or what? Trading is pretty much all about patience, find good levels on a chart that match up on trends aswell as multiple time frames and wait for them to hit even if it takes days, but yeah chasing FOMO is not really something rare, I did it myself way back and lost money doing it like everyone else. But that's just something mental in our brain that will vanish in time as long as you stop feeding it obviously, like an addiction.

>> No.17377261

>>17377204
oh thank g_d.... 16 recovered... I hate visiting the sick during times of pathogenic really infected bull shit... but I still kiss them and comfort them the best I can... I am young enough and lucky enough that the sickest I've ever got didn't kill me. I have no fear of the virus impacting my personal health, but I swear to g_d all the dead, all impacting so many lives... the situation these chinks are in. It's enough to make me a grown ass man cry like a fucking baby... I don't give a fuck if you see me crying anymore... I've never tried to hide anything from you fucking people.

>> No.17377272

>>17377255
no just very simple owning stock outright.
buying low and selling high intraday

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>>17377186
Im not betting too heavy against Jerome too much.
I also want to short Europe a bit more though, since their reaction will be delayed and less effective.

Trump will try to avoid a bigger escalation in 2020, so I also expect the US gouvernment/US banks+companies to try to stabilize prices. By not-QEing the shit out of the FED and other means.

So far the safest bets seem to bet on a dropping Asia. Except China of course.
>>17377202
The dollar today was quite weak though. I suspect the FED is trying to intervene here and, call me a faggot, but I heavily suspect them behind the attempt to get the markets pumping in the last 10 minutes.

>> No.17377338

I have sausagie fingers and always hit the wrong buttons on my keyboard wtf I hate capitalism now

>> No.17377343

>>17377217
i'm only humble because i truly understand i'm not creative, and have been inspired from logical conclusions.... call it a disease or what ever, but my creativity only exists because of something else, but it's my love for someone else that has always stopped me from taking my own life.

>> No.17377358

>>17377285
>The dollar today was quite weak though
what part of buy low and sell high are you not understanding?

>> No.17377360
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If you're ever upset that after a crash, it takes X months for stocks to recover to their original prices, just remember that it only takes half that time for the bull market to start again.

>> No.17377370

>>17377253
Yeah I mean as long as you learn from it. Just a heads up though, even very successful traders lose most of their trades and that's why risk management is extremely important in order to stay profitable over a long period of time.

If you feel like it and have the time, read this. It will help you find better entries almost instantly as long as you understand what you're reading. Remove the ( )
dropbox(.)com/sh/wjtowqcwau4a305/AABI161cKKm-nInl_AAXV2Uea?dl=0&preview=Al+Brooks+-+Trading+Price+Action+(Trends).pdf

>> No.17377380

>>17377370
thanks will dig in

>> No.17377384

https://www.financialexpress.com/india-news/yogi-adityanath-strikes-gold-3500-tonne-goldmine-found-in-uttar-pradeshs-sonbhadra-district/1875151/lite/

How will this affect gold price?

>> No.17377385

>>17377358
Then go ahead and buy some NIKKEI Calls. Pretty low price right now.
What a nonsensical argument.

I see people trying to get into the dollar but I have no idea how much the FED will not-print. So I will not try to play this game.

>> No.17377394

>>17377343
>but it's my love for someone else that has always stopped me from taking my own life.
Darn

>> No.17377421

>>17377217
Baggie is ok. I unironically hate weedfag, he shits up every thread.

>> No.17377442

>>17377421
it's ok... i didn't like weedfag before he took a trip either.

>> No.17377447

>>17377385
nigga the dollar is gonna moon to 150 in a few years
our interest rates will keep going up while the world goes negative and then eventually goes positive
this creates a money flow into the dollar which obviously drives up demand

>> No.17377490

>>17377384
Not much.
Will take decades to exploit and even then its a drop in the ocean, if they can get 75% of this stuff up.
The gold we have in the world is 175k tons, this is 3.5k potentially. Probably 2k in reality and 1.5k can be extracted.

Countries also always "find" deposits when its necessary. Before every election Turkish president Erdogan personally finds some oil field the size of Brazil below Ankara.
https://www.dailysabah.com/energy/2019/03/22/high-quality-oil-discovered-in-turkeys-diyarbakir-siirt-provinces
https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/Turkey-Finds-High-Grade-Oil-on-its-Border-with-Iraq.html
Naturally nothing ever comes out of it.

>>17377447
Do you expect the interest rates to rise at this stage?

>> No.17377502

>>17377490
i dont expect them to go straight up and only up but to ebb and flow and average higher

>> No.17377555

What a doodoo day this was. Pretty much red across the board on my real things and the biggest change in my meme stocks was 2%

>> No.17377585

so im going to build a short position on shw
the fucking ceo sold off 7m worth of stock the day before earnings came out
its still at a very, very high price

>> No.17377590

>>17377447
nooo, it's relative... imagine money is a mass, and the unlimited printing of currency is increasing mass...
the whole game in the markets is to trade up for something worth more... every fucking exchange some shit changes hands, and in hindsight some side got screwed, but if you go back far enough, trading some chickens for a few articles of clothing was win-win exchange and both parties were happy.... It's this win win exchange that attracted me to business and not professional poker playing... I guess I forgot what I wanted to say, but g_d damn it... I should buy a new suit and get it custom fit and tailored.

>> No.17377600

>>17377151
Thanks friend, I'll apply myself through this. Feels like misery at times but better than slowly dying as I am now. GoodLuck Baggie, and hopefully I'll be back when I'm better at applying my lessons and done with this research haha
Bytheway what's your stock pick, for curiosity's sake-heck what are the bags you're name comes from?

>> No.17377614

>>17377590
>hes not already a professional poker player

Tch...

>> No.17377616

>>17377614
let's play heads up for 500 right now!

>> No.17377622

>>17377616
i play on ACR, where do you play?

>> No.17377638

full tilt

>> No.17377639

>>17376410
you have to go back

>>17376419
be a dumb faggot who plays weekly/sub-weekly options with most of his account. PROTIP: don't fucking do this

>> No.17377652

>>17376565
no reality check, this is just every fucking day in the market. they fostered an environment that hates advice and celebrates dumb memes and loss porn, so of course the worst of the loss porn will rise to the top. it isn't something that should be celebrated.

>> No.17377663

>>17376415
post something other than a single $800 position in your portfolio. your $5 gain today means fuck all

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>>17377663

>> No.17377709
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Buy the SNE dip before the PS5 wins the next generation the moment it starts.

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>>17377663
here's updated version.
can i see your positions and return today?

>> No.17377725

There's one thing I don't understand about some of you. You have ridiculously low liquidity. Next to no money, but every time I see one of you post your Robinhood portfolio you have like 18 positions. What the fuck are you doing? You are butter spread over too much bread. You don't own enough to see any material benefit

>> No.17377730

>>17377709
>implying snoy will make any profit off it

>> No.17377733

>>17377722
they'll never show you

>> No.17377737

>>17377639
you can play weekly and sub-weekly options, the damn greeks are fucking incredible leverage, but you have to use them for day trading short term options it's like hot potato, but it's easy to see a ten cent option that trades with a 1 cent spread, move up or down. that's a fucking 10% bullet because you buy the spread, but i've had them hit a few bucks and cashed out... short term options are a fucking great tool... understand what greeks are and understand your objectives.... short term options are great for day trading.

>> No.17377756

This was my first week investing. It's been interesting. Personally, I'll just stick with long term investments for most of my portfolio, but I may try buy some nintendo stocks if it dips in april.

That virus fucked up their supply chain. Those poor onions boys will have to wait a little longer to play vidya on a new switch.

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AG

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>>17377722
lel

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>>17377730
Profits aren't made from actual console sales senpai, they get a large percentage of the profit from each game sold as well as their own subscription services. Selling a console at a profit is a rarity usually reserved for the later period of a device's lifespan.

>> No.17377795

Has the recession started yet? When are we going to crash?

srs

>> No.17377799

>>17377778
nice, bears finna get dabbed on monday.
are you all in amd or what?

>> No.17377806

>>17377778
also post percent return today

>> No.17377808

>>17377709
s-surely this time it has backwards compatibility (all the way back to ps1), right?

>> No.17377809

>>17377756
honestly, if you lurk more, you'll undestand we have data on supply chains and which companies work with which. You'll fit in around here... keep watching, honestly this shit will bottom around end of march, or at least we'll have 2 more weeks to watch... anybody telling you to buy now is asking you to catch a falling knife.

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>>17377777

>> No.17377821

>>17377782
i dunno. I'm reluctant to bank on next gen
doesn't don't make more money from other ventures than it does video games?

>> No.17377825

>>17377816
is silver the new gold?

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>>17377777
>wasted quints

Wrong company in the wrong industry.

>> No.17377838

>>17377806
I started in this thread saying I'm down 2.5% overall. daily on AMD is in the screenshot. I'm down on everything in M1 except walmart and TTWO. I'm waiting to load up on BABA and THEHY also waiting for semis to take a big dump

>> No.17377839

>>17377827
Bobby, AG is the chemical symbol for silver you fucking moron.

>> No.17377844

This is mine

T
CMCSA
SWPPX
VIACA (added today)
SWTSX
SWISX (getting sold end of march;due to fees & piss poor return rate plus globalization kinda makes it redundant)
GE
KDP
BKR
KHC
ONTX
DIS

Got over a 21% return rate this year thus far so yeah.. Must be doing something right.

>> No.17377857

>>17377777
Nice quints.

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>>17377825
No but it could be in like 5-10 years and will likely be around a 10:1 ratio in shorter time than that. So it's a good time to stack a bit while it's cheap.

If you don't want to go all in on silver you can just invest in companies that do gold also like GORO which hit a 52 week high today and will probably stay pretty steady and strong.
>>17377827
Unnecessary and rude

>> No.17377872

>>17377839
where do you think we are?

>> No.17377876

>>17375259

what about cannabis shares /biz/? great potential for growth, bernie pushing for legalization, said will do it by executive order

any us based good pick for the election ?

>> No.17377881

>>17377809
Thanks man. I'm also staying the fuck away from crypto. Too volatile for me.

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>>17377876
>bernie
>winning the nom
>winning the general
>refuding money
>ever

>> No.17377896

>>17377876
Executive orders aren't laws, the most he can do is recommend the DEA reschedule MJ which they're not going to do

>> No.17377897

amrn is going to save me

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>>17377808
PS1 & 2 are easily emulated via brute force and PS4 should be simple due to standardized architecture; the real contention point is the PS3, who's cell processor uses an entirely different language at an assembly level and is fairly complicated to translate. It'd be nice, but don't bank all your hopes for it on that.

>>17377821
For a large amount of this generation I'm fairly sure the PlayStation team has been the only particularly profitable wing of Sony at all if I remember correctly, with maybe the TV division also doing well.

My expectation for their victory in taking the next gen is more rooted in the absence of good competition; the Switch is aimed at a more casual audience and packs fairly low spec hardware, and Microsoft just keep shooting themselves in the foot, announcing inferior parts to Sony, not having any of their exclusives releasing until like a year after launch, and having a confusing naming scheme and a design that not many people are keen on.

>> No.17377919

>>17377897
>still bag holding AMRN

>> No.17377934

>>17377872
i think our pink wojack shit has hit the point, where we are about to go down and we're still... it's like having the front seat of it, and the brake release is going to send us down... that's where we are... just wait for the loop... fuck one time i got stuck on one of those things.... actually the best time to go to a theme park is when it's fucking empty. you literally get to ride, no line ride again. lite rainy summer days, but not thunderstorms they'll stop the coasters on fear of thunder.

>> No.17377936

>>17377825
Silver is gold's gay little brother.

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>>17377838
good luck

>> No.17377948

>>17377825
no palladium look at the shit
it went from 500 to more than gold in 2 years

>> No.17377970

>>17377919
are you saying I should sell in after hours?
im a little hopeful it'll rise more through monday

>> No.17377980

>>17377936
nope, industry demand to use colloidal silver as a method to #cure corona-virus... silver has anti-microbial properties, and doesn't poison and spread ions like lead.... yeah i'm thinking pandemic is starting but hopefully it clears... honestly nobody is expecting china to recover, and that's when you're supposed to buy, honestly they will recover and come back.. this is a hiccup or sneeze... it's only going to last a month, but we're getting closer too burgerland election and I seriously hope Trump can win again.

>> No.17377986

>>17377876
Most of the dem candidates are pro weed legalization but they have it squirreled away down in the fine print if their platforms. They are not making it a priority and pot stocks are not turning bullish on the possibility of a dem president at this time. Furthermore, the Canadian companies are doing poorly thanks to government hamstringing and US MSOs are still waiting on banking bill to hit the senate where it is expected to get nayed.

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>>17377938
no doubt I'm gonna make it

>> No.17377999

Can someone explain what's the big deal with NQ and ES? How are they different from crypto futures markets? Do they have higher leverage in those markets than crypto?

>> No.17378005

>>17375259

why it s so hard to invest in stocks of SA? it s almost like they don t want money

fuck this, even a smallcap index is a nightmare to find

>> No.17378030

>>17377986
The Dow will be at 20k if a Dem wins or even gets serious consideration

>> No.17378029

>>17377986

thanks for the analysis anon

>> No.17378034

>>17377948
i've seen it... i posted something in the thread like 2 days ago or something about it... i'm going to give you one of my favorite songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbeArPQqsc8

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>>17375319
why is it impossible to find this classic meme image in good quality?

either you find edits or you find these crooked versions of it that aren't centered and aren't png

>> No.17378043

>>17377970
I don't know what it is going to do, but any movement will be minimal and it has been on a steady downward trend since approval. There is no reason to be holding AMRN.

>> No.17378050

I like AMRN, I used it to generate my kick start money. But the facts remain they must either sell the company or do some partnership deal if they want to generate loads of Profit within the time window of ten years. Sales reps will only take you so far.. That window of Profit is ticking. It started the day the FDA green lit it. In 2030 it slams shut. That sounds like a long time, it ain't, 10 years will blow by sooner than you thank.

>> No.17378053

>>17378035
start fresh, and use the inspiration of that to make your new image to the quality and share it.

>> No.17378077

>>17378035
>>17378053
that image takes fucking no effort to make... fucking 3-colors less than an hour in paint.

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>>17378050
>>17378043
>AMRN

That brings me back to the good old days of GEVO and MGT

>> No.17378084

>>17378035
Because the image was made when most people didn't have 1080p monitors.

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can amazon not go down more after the weekend, please? it moved sideways basically all of 2019 and only last month finally started to increase a couple of hundred bucks

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Can you feel it? He's coming

>> No.17378104

>>17378035
>>17378077
sorry 4 colors.. i forgot the tattoed teardrop, and I want to commend Brazil for electing Bolsonaro and congradulate the country for having the Magic The Gathering World Champion...

>> No.17378110

>>17378053
>>17378077
i can make a new one but id rather have the original

>>17378084
digital is forever, someone has a copy somewhere

>> No.17378120

>>17378093
It better be 2008 time soon. 11 year bull market must die

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>>17378104
apology accepted

>> No.17378133

>>17378029
The lefties are weird about the dude weed. Make it legal but do so under a framework that cripples the industry from the start? Same thing happened in California. You're not going to be raking in tax bucks from companies who can barely stay in business.

>> No.17378136

>>17378093

you don t even imagine how much i hope for a bernie win. the opportunities will be crazy

far better than crab then bear

>> No.17378148

>>17377910
Yeah I have 0 expectation they will. But they could easily release a separate edition of the ps5 for like 2-3x the price with full backwards compatibility and people would buy it.

>> No.17378154

>>17378104
>>17378110
to be quite honest if I had qualified, i'd have played blue and white control... I have spent my whole life playing that MTG game and could sell my vintage cards for a fucking second house, but I'm too spiteful and willing to call people out and make them feel bad... veiwership and sponsors hate people like me because I'm almost too real.

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>>17378120
there's no AIG insurance company or credit default swap now, no reason for 2008 to happen. theoretically in a digital economy there's infinite growth, as long as the usd is the currency the whole world looks up to they can just print money to keep things going and it'll settle in new and old companies

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What are folks holding in your 401k? Target retirement funds? S&P 500 trackers?

>> No.17378184

>>17378136
>bernie win
I dunno, the shock and excitement might cause him to have a damn heart attack right then and there. Or the stress of being the President will. It ages you pretty bad to boot.

>> No.17378188

>>17378165
>forgetting the climate change crisis is the most important thing ever

>> No.17378206

>>17378184
im saying bernie is splitting the democrat party in a way that is so blissfully sinful... he's leading the lemmings off a cliff, it's fucking wonderful.

>> No.17378218

>>17378184
i got to be president at 80 years old, won't release my health records, and follow me off this cliff again. just start over and do it again try harder this time.

>> No.17378222

>>17378188
Lmao he believes the climate change hoax

>> No.17378229

>>17378184
oops im dead and nobody knows my vice president pick, could be fucking clinton or the cunt who holds that gavel in the house now.

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>>17378206
The pied piper of Vermont. His supporters are going to burn Milwaukee to the ground when Bernie leads the votes but the DNC brokers and picks establishment candidate #322

>> No.17378269

I have 25k in cash and I know that my “Minecraft clan” is in stormy waters with nobody at the helm. I doubt my clan will even exist in a year.

I’m willing to bet all of my gold on this. Without using margin, what is the best way to profit from this? Their share price is in the mid 50s right now

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>>17378188
i don't see the relation of what you wrote to what i wrote

>> No.17378304

>>17378229
>the cunt who holds that gavel in the house now.
Pls no. Pelosi is like an HR manager who somehow wound up in politics and got diversity promoted to the top.

>> No.17378317

>>17378222
I believe in climate change. I live in a changing climate every fucking day. Some days are warm, some days are wet, sometimes it's darkness, wake up at 4am it's dark... work all day go work late and 7pm still dark... Summer works the universe works.... I think that show. "How The Universe Works" uhh mike fucking rowe does a ton of the voice acting and it's honestly one of the best shows... I love it because the honesty of exploration and the truth is these astro-physists are just using simple mathematical tools, but when shit gets heavy or exponentially small... the laws fail and we need newer ideas and gives open doors to creativity from all the information that we have gained so far.... using some one elses work to progress further isn't cheating, and many mathematicians and people like me would be proud and spiteful for some one to take my work, but if the work goes further and helps everything, sometimes just a second person to look it's important, and will always mean everything to me.

>> No.17378327

>>17378269
Puts.

>> No.17378328

>>17378294
uhhh senate approval for a new fed chair, do you even understand who's printing and what's going where?

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>>17378181
>he thinks we'll live to retirement
gains or suicide
it is the /biz/ way

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>>17378317
>>17378328
wait, weren't you shitposting and trolling in /smg/ last friday evening too?

>> No.17378343

>>17378317
Based schizoposter

>> No.17378345

Its corona time right now

>> No.17378372

>>17378269
You create a new clan and charge everyone $10 to re-join

>> No.17378385

>>17378338
yeah i didn't even go to work today... i got some kind of illness, and it's just care, my girlfriend is going to come here soon, it's just sad when you wake up puking, puke more, try to hydrate end up fucking up the kidneys or something.... im so happy she got me sick 3 weeks ago so now we're ok.

>> No.17378428

>>17378338
i slept almost the entire day... and can't stop puking... i wanna hold food down see if i have shit ... im so fucking alpha, that just knowing she's here makes it better. sleeping with my gf is kinda worth more than palladium

>> No.17378476

>>17378222
Climate change is real. Mass glaciations, global warmings, etc etc.. is literally the reason we have life on this earth right now. The lie is the idea that we humans cause climate change, that's a complete fucking lie in order to keep the taxes going up and up and up. We're already taxed to the teeth in some western countries and they need to find new ways to tax us even more, for example via gas, cars, planes, plastic bags, etc etc.. to "fight" climate change. Anyone with a brain knows how retarded that is

>> No.17378483

>>17378372
I don’t have the resources to compete in my clans industry.
>>17378327
The farthest out dates are still a little too early, I guess I’ll have to be patient before loading up. Hopefully earnings are good for q4 due to no bonuses so I can buy them for dirt cheap.

>> No.17378490

>>17378317
You alright m8? I thought I told you yesterday to chill on the booze. Don't hurt yourself

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>>17378428
hey btw do you have a gf?

>> No.17378493

>>17378428
It’s definitely not related to your alcoholism whatsoever...

>> No.17378495

>>17375690
you mad you didn't buy under $10 like the rest of us? bro? bruh?

you're not wrong about the big boys owning and running the newz tho

why else would based beezy buy the WaPo?

>> No.17378496

>>17378338
last friday she bought me lobster clams and kimchi fried rice on valentines day,,, we made love and damn... she should be here by now.

>> No.17378505

>>17375926
I mean I can't buy any nuka or sasparilla for the coming apocalypse

>> No.17378535

>>17378496
>she should be here by now.
I have kidnapped your GF. If you want to see her alive again, you must remove your Tripcode permanently. Failure to do this and let's just say I'll feed her to the bears.

>> No.17378557

>>17378505
buy root, its an american spirit, fucking amazing stuff. honestly buy preserved foods, can goods. when shit hits the fan you can fuck a girl for a can of spam so she can feed her child... we won't hit that level, but prepare for shit to hit the fan. I got propane generator, fucking well and tons of food. the propane i have fucking 3 bottles i should be ok, also I have guns so I can just take food, but pandemics, you wanna stay indoors and wait like 2 more weeks.

>> No.17378560

To the anon interested in Egypt, what's got you so interested?

>> No.17378588

>>17378557
3 fucking tanks... i have over a dozen of the little 40 pound tanks for the grill. i have so much food. i'm literally fine... if shit really hits the fan, i'm going to kill a nigger.

>> No.17378631

>>17378560
not that anon, but king tut, and the young pharoe... shit i learned to read a bit of those hyropglyphs and shit, honestly, language and written language is all we have for history... antiquities are fascinating, and i can't not, but take this opportunity because exploration and new things to find.... are honestly right up my alley.

>> No.17378674

when i was like in 7th grade... i literally had to use encyclopedia britannica... back then computers did exist, the internet was there, but damn a library of volumes of books... and you had to spend time in the index to find which subject you wanted to research.... fuck you get the page, you end up with 3 paragraphs, that gives you nothing... investigating is fun, gives reason to continue, but i've failed english class 4 times.

>> No.17378692

>>17378317
I like that show, baggie, you're growing on me bro. Please don't die of liver failure

>> No.17378709

>>17378674
im so embarassed it's like i speak english, i can read other languages, and it's just women english teachers... i got an A+ in english after I wrote a comparison of Brave New World to the red scare of the societies none of us lived in and shit.... damn i mean i did get an A+

>> No.17378717

>>17375321
Wanted to get 100 shares of SQQQ after hours but only managed to fill 75. Hope this pays off. I'd say that with a market still so lofty it has a fucking long way to fall if it's for real. Not saying we don't go full bull for another year or two at least, but bear position is worth the gamble imo with the way things look.

>> No.17378743

>>17378709
that was a young guy, literally fresh meat, like he was 31 or something and starts his first real class... he was the best english teacher i ever was exposed to... not many people remember hideki matsui breaking his wrist in fenway park, but dude was on point with baseball sports, we used to talk about trance music... honestly i had to pass that class to graduate, and i'm happy he was my teacher.

>> No.17378760

Wheres the new bread

>> No.17378780

>>17376839
Anyone who has remained employed through company layoffs definitely agrees. The first few days everyone thinks everything is absolutely fucked, but soon enough that work needs to get done and sure enough it does. Things settle back into a new normal, and life goes on. Desu upper management shit talks especially self-important underlings who think they run the place all the time and have absolutely no problem cutting them lose, they definitely get a sick pleasure out of it.

>> No.17378860

>>17376940
>ow/why do you guys trade weekly options? It seems like pure gambling to m

I know 30-60 days are my bread and butter and actually make me quite profitable, but oh boy do i love thursday and friday lottos. ive probably lost more than ive made in my years of trading them, but when they hit, they fuckin HIIIIITTTT

I just make it a weekly ritual to buy one or two lottos in something, i dont bet the bank, although i went a tad overboard on TSLA this week, thinking we'd get a bounce and re-test of 940 today.

s'all good, zillow sdgr and /ES puts more than made up for that $1500 mistake.

>> No.17378870

>>17378859
>>17378859
>>17378859
fuck you assholes made me post hentai in the first fucking official thread.

>> No.17378931

>>17376808
It's okay anon. I could've earned 9k instead of 1.5k yesterday, but I pussied out too fast because I was playing with all my savings and would have actually had to kill myself if the bet went south. I invested nearly nothing today and got off with just a $50 loss. Another meme stock will come next week, just gotta take the plunge and put it all on the line.