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Had sex in 2013, AMA.

>> No.17366167

K, nice AMA. Good night /biz/.

>> No.17366185

>>17366167

Think I last had sex in 2016 (?) I'll take it from here OP

>> No.17366188

27 seconds. New record? XD

>> No.17366233

>>17366185
Was he gentle?

>> No.17366240

cringe

>> No.17366253

>>17366167
Thanks for this great AMA, I really enjoyed this one.

>> No.17366469
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>>17366164
My last time was 2014

>> No.17366478

>>17366164
What does sex feel like bros

>> No.17366797

Early 2013 here

>> No.17366931

2009 reporting in

>> No.17367421

>>17366478
Not as tight as your hand
Cumming takes more effort
Only good if girl blows you and swallows and you can fuck her raw dog

>> No.17367513

>>17366167
You are hellova quick shooter bro.

>> No.17367594
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>>17366164
>>17366185
>>17366469
>>17366797
>>17366931
>2000s
>having sex
yikes. you are dirty whores. you will never be pure again

>> No.17367608

>>17367594
found the incel

>> No.17367613

>>17367421
Don't understand this. The walls feel so good, I cum almost instantly every time. So you guys just have no sensitivity?

>> No.17367669

>>17367613
this is an american board, most of people have their genitals mutilated.

>> No.17367713

>>17367669
I'm a cutfag burger myself. And I swear it takes an iron will to last even a few minutes. This is assuming I'm rawdoggin it of coursr

>> No.17367724

>>17367669
and Americans are okay with it! what the fuck is wrong with them?

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>>17367713
its nice to hear that you don't have issues with sensitivity. I'm an euroburger who just recently got circumcised because I believed some idiot doctor. now I hate my penis and I'm afraid I can never enjoy sex(if I ever get opportunity to have it)

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>>17367806
>I'm an euroburger who just recently got circumcised because I believed some idiot doctor.
Did he look like this?

>> No.17367935

>>17367806
Did it really make that much of a difference? How long ago were you circumcised

>> No.17368035
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>>17367916
pretty much

>>17367935
its been 3 months now. I can't really tell because I'm not sexually active. Masturbation is much more inconvenient. The worst thing is to live in uncertainty.

>> No.17368077

>>17366164
Same, last time I had sex Snowden was flying to Russia

>> No.17368107

>>17367806
Why did your doctor think it was a good idea to get circumcised? Did you do it because of a health complication or was it for other reasons?

>> No.17368166

>>17368035
Even though I'm against genital mutilation it sounds like you're fine. Just going through the acceptance phase of your body being different. You will adjust and be happy with your dick again. Same thing happened when my wife got a breast reduction.
How is masturbation more inconvenient?

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>>17368107
because I never was able to pull foreskin back when erected. When I was younger, I couldn't do it even when flacid. But just before the operation, I was able to pull it back when flacid to take care of hygiene. While erected I could pull it halfway. However it never caused any pain when masturbating.
I asked the doctor about streching, but he ruled it out right away and told that it has to be cutted. I should have gone to other doctors to have another opinions, but I didn't.

>> No.17368318

>>17368166
thanks for the support. Its more inconvenient because I now have to use some sort of lubrication to do it. and sometimes it take too much time to ejaculate. Most often I just masturbate because I have to and I want to get it done quickly, but now its not always possible.

I also have nightmares almost every night where I get ridiculed by women because of my penis. I know it doesn't sound so bad, but as I'm already very shy and insecure, this has taken everything to the next level.

>> No.17368355

>>17368206

You got fuckin Jewed. Was your doctor a Jew? Think real hard. If he was, he literally got pleasure from mutilating a goy.
I am a cut Australian, and I found my circumcison record in my mother's files, and my doctor was indeed a Jew. They are fucking sick, /pol/ is right about them. Evil rat cunts.

Anyway, sucks worse for you because very few people in EU are circumcised.

You can restore it by stretching. Its long and tedious, but worth it. I put T tape (look it up) on every night before sleep, and stretch with elastic bands and harness around my chest.

I'm about 50% done

>> No.17368424

Women are having sex and are bigger sluts in modern time then ever before how is it possible so much men have so little sex or none at all?

>> No.17368451

>>17366164
Stop LARPing

>> No.17368455

>>17368355
I'm pretty sure he wasn't a jew. And I have very loose cut because I asked to save as much as possible. I now have about 2,7cm of inner skin and I'm able to cover some of my glans when flacid. But unfortunately my frenulum was removed and there is nothing I can do to get it back ever.

>> No.17368461

>>17368318
Don't worry anon no one is going to make fun of your penis. No girl is going to think twice about a cut vs uncut penis. You will start to see it as normal again too.
As a life long cutfag you really don't need lube. I'd say I masturbate without lube 90% of the time. You just need to adjust to your new penis. In 6 months you'll be back to normal and won't even think about it.

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2015 here

>> No.17368637

>>17368355
wow you are sick

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>>17368461
thanks fren, I hope you have enough Link to make it.

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>>17366164
The last time I had sex was in 2017

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2007 chad here. make way for the uber volcel

>> No.17368814

Fucked a cute blonde in a hotel with a view last weekend. I'll take it from here boys

>> No.17368912

>>17368764
I always wish my stack was bigger, but I think I'll be fine. See you at the yacht party

>> No.17368942

What's the point in having sex so many years ago and then never again?
If you're going to be a degenerate you might as well go all the way.

>> No.17368981

>>17368455
You got a life lesson hard way. Stay away from doctors. There are only a small minority of good ones. Most are either true NPCs, brainwashed, plain stupid, close minded. They are not smart. Keep your physical integrity as much as possible.

>> No.17369276

I had sex summer 2019, but I have ED and I was having sex with a literal autistic pajeet who's 10 years older than me.

A-a-am I Chad now?