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Once you take the hookerpill there's no turn back.

Heading to one now

>>17360246
disguisting

Never been to one. Don't see the point. In the days before the internet it would have been exciting. Maybe it's exciting because they're real women? But you can't do anything with them, just watch.

And let's say you can do something with them, (which would be the only point), I bet they charge crazy high prices

>>17360246
i usually trade from strip clubs

>>17360246
>go to strip club
>dont give thots a cent
>thots intrigued
>thots chat me up
>thots cannot resist autistic chad
>thots gib number
>thots gib milkies
>thots gib feminine benis

>>17360284
you can still get hookies to blow you or make sex, half are cam whores/escort on the side.

>>17360246
giant waste of fucking money.
only cool ones are in Mexico where you can get aids for the low price of $80.
Other then that its the fastest way to lose money and get blue balled by some disease ridden crackhead

>>17360246
Sometimes Id finish up a night at one. Loud music, dark environment, shady people, its a cyberpunkish feel for me.

>>17360393
my buddy that's in the navy warned that when they got off the ship in south america, the first thing they would see is whore houses, and to not go because everyone had herpes. few dudes came back on the ship with herpes, 1 bragged about the tight puss, and they obviously wore no rubber. humans are wack.

>>17360246
You gonna get fucked but you ain’t gonna get laid.

>>17360246
I like them
I like the dancers and give them some money if their good, don’t waste any money on the lap dances.
I am also a degenerate and like degenerate things sooo

good place to meet guy friends

Scam, also cucked and bluepilled

fun to go once or twice with your buddies when you're like 21.

strip clubs are fun, waste some money on beer. if they offer to blow you take em up on it, just wrap it up lol

>>17360246
you feel like you just go used when leaving

>>17360284
>Never been to one
Never going to make it.
Yes, you aren't going to get to fuck them. But the fully nudes clubs the girls usually let you play with their tits. If you are lucky, you'll find one that lets you suck on her tits. I remember paying $40 for a lap dance in the "private room" and the stripper let me slobber on her tits for like five minutes. God I love fake tits. She was gorgeous too.

>>17360535
This Latina stripper let me fuck during a lap dance. Obviously gave her extra money, but she pretended to dance on my while she sat on my dick and rode it. That was dope too. She had a great body.

>>17360407
This other time I got a lap dance by some white girl for $20 and I guess she thought I was cute because she started giving me a hand job. Didn't ask for it, it just happened.

>>17360246
Save the money and travel to somewhere were prostitution is legal.

Fun for a night out with the gf

>>17360246
imagine the smell of aids infected goo holes everywhere you look.

>>17360246
Sad place. Sad women dancing. Sad losers paying. Really a pathetic space to be in.

Used to go all the time here in leaf land. Honestly was dope as hell. Favorite place was called i don knows in etobicoke on north queen and shornecliff. Had some really wild times there. Would work labor under the sun all day then relax with a beer and lots of tits. Was even there for the closing during its final night. Acdc for those about to rock came on during that night. Even the mob made an appearance. I was there that night with my buddy that was in Vietnam. Ill never forget those memories.

Don't see the appeal, hope to God I never have to set foot in one. The stories I've heard from friends involve busted out women, overpriced drinks and dances, as well as general drunken regret.

>>17361231
strip clubs are disgusting places

>>17360246
>spending money to be cock teased

>>17360246
good for keks over lunch and a beer with bros and/or your gf

>>17361250
>>17361250
If you're attractive the strippers won't just cocktease you. Oh sorry I forgot where I was for a moment.

>>17360572
>I remember paying $40 for a lap dance in the "private room" and the stripper let me slobber on her tits for like five minutes
>and then I went home and jacked off

>>17361267

>you might get to fuck a fugly, disease ridden whore

Look at this big shot

>>17361231
There are definitely shady people and shysters and you can get beat up or robbed but if you follow the code you'll be alright

>>17360246
my favorite strip club is the hustler in las vegas. dimes fucking everywhere. and they all have a "twin." I got propositioned by every stripper I got a dance from.

>>17361300
cope

>>17361317

Yeah I forgot to add they're literally only doing it because you're paying them too you desperate faggot

I can fuck a slut for $10 in drinks total

>>17360246
i would love to own one, with several black slaves.

>>17360246
Never been to one, I imagine they're kinda boring since you can't touch them unless you're famous.

Whatever

>>17361341
Hah ok bud. No woman is free it will cost you something. Strippers won't sleep with just anyone. Good luck with your 10 dollar sluts though.

>>17361423
>Strippers won't sleep with just anyone

>>17361423
t. beta cuck who can't get a real girl to love him

>>17360246
what do strippers smell like? i can only imagine them being sweaty from all that dancing

>go to strip club with coworkers
>autistic and drunk/high
>girls come sit next to me
>talk about how im an engineer/high on drugs
>they all leave within 60 seconds promising to come back
>they never come back
>realize later that i was supposed to pay them to continue talking

>>17360246
Go in. Pay a cover. Buy a drink. Watch the dancers. Accept invitation by girl. Pay money. Lap dance. Say thanks. Leave.

>>17360246
>giving money to whores
ngmi

>>17360284
Most places let you touch them 20$ / song , not worth going more then twice a year imo

>>17360246
I would not want that life for my daughter and I do not want it for any other man's daughter either. I do not participate.