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Lauren: oh.. for… hi… so, like, all my viewers are asking about your book, you talk about the number, um,2- 216, something about, and I heard that something to be reincarnation, haha, how would you explain that?

Ari: Uh, I guess I’d refer you then to Tektractys.

Lauren: Y-ah-eah, like, the numbers, then, ahah sorry I’m like freaking out, it’s like the pyramid right, and then the, um, I know it’s like everything’s like in order, like, it’s hard for me to explain it, but like mathematically, um…. Hehehe

Ari: yeah, um, Tectractys means “fourness”. It’s a representation of this concept. Yep.

Lauren: And like, how, how would you describe that with like 2016 or something? It’s six times, six…

Ari: It’s six cubed.

Lauren: Six cubed, yeah. Haha. Yeah, everyone here is like saying, like oh, uh, ChainLink has like six sides, and six cubed is like 2016, like, you’re here, and like, haha..

Ari: yeah, that’s where they’re taking the conspiracy theories a bit too far…

Lauren: Yeah, they’re all like freaking out hehe… Is there anything you’d like to say, um, about that, like are you into conspiracy theories, or…

Ari: Um… I would like to believe in conspiracy theories, but I don’t think that people as a whole have their act together enough…

Lauren: Oh… Like you kind of have to, um, like be in the middle of rationality and kinda exploring different kinda topics, right, like, things that are kinda out of whack, that most people won’t, um, admit that is a thing, and, but you just wanna explore if it’s relative to what’s the current, kinda, um, it’s hard for me to explain…

Ari: yeah.

Lauren: Alright, haha, sorry…(walks away)

>> No.17325729

what a fucking mess. definitely biz kween

>> No.17325742

this was painful to watch, even more painful to read

>> No.17325750

UHHHHHH DID SOMEONE CALL THE BASED AND REDPILLED POLICE?

>> No.17325752

somehow even better in the written form

>> No.17325761

/Biz Toastie/ Eternal

>> No.17325776

Jesus Christ I’m glad I missed the first half.

>> No.17325779

Where’s the stream at kek

>> No.17325781
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17325781

I can't fucking take it again bros HOLY SHIT

>> No.17325782

>>17325697
I was considering alt+f4

>> No.17325789
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>> No.17325790

kek
why lauren though, not toastie

>> No.17325797
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>>17325697
THIS WAS BASED AND FUNDAMENTALLY LINKPILLED

>> No.17325798

/ourgirl/

>> No.17325800
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>>17325697
Now that I've thought about it, this was incredibly based. Would any of you autists dare ask Ari about Demeter on livestream?

>> No.17325818

so autism make number go up?

>> No.17325822

Wanting to kill myself reading that.

>> No.17325828

It went better than I expected tbqh

>> No.17325838

>>17325790
nobody tell him

>> No.17325841
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>>17325697
Howdy Lauren, if you're reading this, good stream, keep up the good work

>> No.17325851

Ok relax you fucking spergs. It wasnt *THAT* bad.

>> No.17325854

>>17325851
okay champ

>> No.17325861
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>>17325697
>Lauren: Alright, haha, sorry…(walks away)

If I didn't witness this I would have thought this was a grade A LARP story.

>> No.17325869

queen of biz

>> No.17325890

>>17325697
Stuttering potheads

>> No.17325923
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>>17325890
not without Steve and Thomas bro

>> No.17326014

>>17325869
in ur wish

>> No.17326032

>>17325697
You're my fave anon this year sir
Speed
Style
GOLD

>> No.17326043

>>17326014
/Ourgrrl/

>> No.17326056

LINK $216 EOY

>> No.17326072
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>>17325861
fucking this.

you really cant make this shit up. we live in the best timeline. we're all gonna make it, especially lauren, the most autistic girl ive ever seen in my life

>> No.17326086

>>17325790
Toastie rostie*

>> No.17326087

>>17325789
>wtf did you just ask me?

>> No.17326106

>>17325851
hi lauren

>> No.17326127

>>17325851
it was pretty bad lmao, but who cares it was kino

>> No.17326183

why do americans say

>like

so much?

>> No.17326256

>>17325851
it wasnt
you did a great job
you really let the memes flow through you
felt as natural as you contracting the coronavirus
good work
keep it up

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>>17325851
You did good Lauren.

>> No.17326283

>>17325851
It was bad, but you could tell she was trying. This is peak link.

>> No.17326298

>>17326014
Literally no competition

>> No.17326310

>>17326183
we got drilled in the 90's for saying ummm
not sure which is better

>> No.17326333
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17326333

>>17325851
it was glorious. you made Ari smile.

>> No.17326345

>>17325861
We memed this into reality, the copypastas depicting cringey and uncomfortable situations memed this happening, in form not details ofc

>> No.17326397

>>17325851
It was pretty amazing actually

>> No.17326446

>>17326183
All languages have this. Spics say eeeee and nips say nanka a lot

>> No.17326672

We think Lauren did great! She had the best stream and conveyed it well enough.
Gotta give her credit for showing up and showing balls! She is the link between us $hitcoiner$ & reality.
Based

>> No.17326706

IM FUCKING CRINGING JUST FROM READING AHHH

>> No.17326721
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>>17325697
just lost the game thanks frens

>> No.17326745

>>17326043
for tranny community chainlink not biz

>>17326298
oh tranny community

>> No.17326756

I can’t stop breathing

>> No.17326897

Buy Tachyon (IPX) will revolutionize crypto, thank me later the tremendous progress the have made in the crypto space is astronomical

>> No.17326917

>>17325697
She is autistic for sure.

>> No.17326932

>>17325789
>holy shit...is this retarded thot invested in link? holy fuck, this is without any doubt in a bubble. gonna market sell everyone when i get home

>> No.17326933

https://clips.twitch.tv/SassyModernLapwingTheTarFu

>> No.17326951

>>17326933
https://clips.twitch.tv/SassyModernLarpingFartBox

>> No.17327208

>>17326756
Good, you should probably continue breathing.

>> No.17327447

>>17325838
kys

>> No.17327479

>>17325697
Is Lauren an asian qt?
if so then forgivable

>> No.17327487

>>17325851
>*THAT*
>capslock and asterisks
Ok, it wasn't *THAT* bad but it was still incredibly terribly fucking bad,

>> No.17327509

>>17327479
No

>> No.17327526

Oh shit i think i fell in love with her

>> No.17327569

is there a video of this somewhere lmao

>> No.17327584

>>17327569
This
Link plz

>> No.17327621

>>17325800
oh yeah she had more balls then most of the fags that lurk here.
shes totaly based & /biz/pilled

>> No.17327656

>>17325697
It's like reliving it all over again

>> No.17327672

>>17326333
blessed trips

>> No.17328029

>>17325789
THE GOYIM KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.17328046

>ywn make Lauren your wife because she'll only laugh at your little stack

>> No.17328185

What the fuck did I invest in? First the sperg at the cardazo meet-up and now this

>> No.17328220

>>17326256
Kek

>>17326183
It’s a filler word
Can’t really explain it
When you’re talking and there’s a time discrepancy between what you are thinking
And what can come out of your mouth. Just a habit I suppose. Always wondered if other cultures/languages have this.

>> No.17328233

>>17328220
L-Lauren?

>> No.17328241

>>17326183
>>17328220
Of course they do
The Tower of Babel is real, remember.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filler_(linguistics)

>> No.17328246 [DELETED] 

>>17328233
No.
Never did I think an autistic femanon make me cringe so hard

>> No.17328262

>>17328233
No
Never did I think a femanon could be this autistic
Never did I think a femanon could make me cringe this hard

>> No.17328323

>>17325752
Hahahahaha fag

>> No.17328325

Remember to check out other projects like Tachyon (IPX) a decentralized internet protocol that aims to create a Libre, Secure and Private Internet for you, the obsession with BTC and ETH will make people lose fantastic opportunities.

>> No.17328328

>>17328325
Remember to check for oncoming traffic when shitting sir

>> No.17328329

>>17328325
Wow, thank you Abdul!

>> No.17328753

>>17325697
What time in the stream is this question? I can't find it

>> No.17328766

>>17328329
iam abdul the person you replied to was my associate rajeesh he is pretty good guy but he is a tamil so sometime he rapes.

>> No.17328808

>>17328753
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/554288693

about 10:39 in
shes so cute bros

>> No.17329046

>>17325800
This, Lauren is based as fuck, i know i wouldnt have had the balls to talk to him about that. (maybe due to my superior self reflexion skills kek)

>> No.17329153

>>17328220
Japanese have EEEETOOOO....

>> No.17329201

lol 20 ppl max in the room

>> No.17329295

>>17328808
Oh my god, that was painful to watch
That's a reminder for all the spergs to prepare their questions before actually asking

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>>17328325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0
TRIPLE SIX (216) FIVE FORKED TONGUE
SUBATOMIC PAJEET SCAMMER RAPID SPAMMING THROUGH YOUR SKULL