/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17233951
I remember this same thread posted a few days ago but with 3.28, and before that 2.84, and before that 2.73. I wonder how long it will take before you're posting this with 724.39

>>17233951
It's over

Pump to 4, dump back to 3.95, 3.97, 3.94, 3.88, 3.93, 3.85

>>17233973
I wonder where all the "buy the dip, you dip" lads from 2017 went

>>17233991
uh oh

Average buy 0.4, bought from 0.5 to 0.17 up to 0.8. I feel pretty good about my stinky 10x, and my stinky dick will feel good in my future wife's mouth and butthole too. I will train her to become a two hole pet. I will pierce her pussy shut completely so I don't even accidentally go inside it. Perfect dream girl, eventually she gets circumcised and infibulated. Best part is I'll be rich enough she'll say yes thank you I love it I love you that's a splendid idea. I'm going to pamper the shit out of her and get whatever she wants. Daily massages, we'll have an entire closet dedicated to lingerie from the most expensive lingerie houses. Annual ski trips, Europe, tropical islands, every day will be a vacation. She will be my perfect little princess and I her king. I'm commissioning a life size statue of her to go in my 4,000ft^2 underground pool and spa suite. She will only wear dresses or appropriate sporting wear anytime we go out. The finest silks and furs. I'll need three body guards with us at all times in public because she will be wearing at least half a million in jewelry. It's going to be grand. Not sure why you're so worried about the price today, think about tomorrow.
Also, if any girls reading this are interested I'm currently taking applications. Only enough room for one girl in my life but we can arrange an interview if you meet some basic criteria. White, natural redhead, Christian, bmi under 18, age under 30, cup size E or better(flexibleish here, after inducing lactation you'll grow one or two cups). Strong preference for virgin, homeschooled, and between 15 and 30 iq less than me. I wouldn't be very happy with a stupid girl but again this is flexible if there are other things making up for it.

>>17234347
>30 iq less than me
I don't think anyone can have a sub-zero iq anon. So you'll miss out on this one at least

>>17234380
You had two years, eat shit niggy.

>>17233973
>posted a few days ago but with 3.28
jesus it barely moved

>>17233951
lol it literally ONLY dumps. Dumpiest token in crypto

>>17234505
This. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>goes up 30 cents
>dumps two dollars a day later
fucking kek are you retards serious? you are being scammed

>>17234505
>new ATH last week
>it only dumps

>>17234533
ATH is 4.50 brainlet

>>17234481
>for every 1c increase in LINK my portfolio goes up _____ USD

>>17234551
ATH in sats nigger

I'm looking forward to pink wojaks on the 19th.

>>17234577
what happens then?

>>17234593
it's the day after Ariside

>>17234593
day after the fireside chat. maybe it'll happen on the day.

>>17234625
It's going to dump atleast 20% during the Fireside chat if nothing is announced

>>17234577
I don't think we'll hold til then.

>>17234676
agree
>>17234682
wouldn't surprise me

>>17234551
RESPECT HIS DUBS, faggot

>>17234676
probably, for the gonser fireside we dumped the day after and crabbed downward for 3.5 months before google/oracle/coinbase, though induction is a fallacy

>mcap 1 bil
>literally 10x in 6 months
>he didn't sell link
anon you're retarded

>>17234718
>google/oracle/coinbase
forgot mainnet as well, the pump was led by the mainnet announcement, i'd rather not have to way until may 30 for staking to be implemented but if that's the way it's gotta be then so be it

Alright fuck it, just sold. No way this doesn't retrace back to the $2 zone.

>>17234839
show proof

>>17234839
you're going to regret that when ari announces schnorr sigs and mixicles with deco support on ETH mainnet

>>17234551
>still thinking in USD
ngmi