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4chan edition

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>>17213370

>> No.17216529

How long do you gays expect this bullrun to last?

>> No.17216541

>>17216529
as long as we keep america great

>> No.17216542
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>>17216529
forever

>> No.17216543

>>17216529
Tree fitdy

>> No.17216546

>>17216513
Second to remind newfags that tripfags are transexual attention whores who want to dump their bags on you SNSS anon shilled his shit when it was over a dollar and LCI guy shilled his shit when it was 15 dollars REMOVE ALL TRIPS FROM PREMISES

>> No.17216549

>>17216541
>>17216542
>>17216543
faggots detected

>> No.17216550
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17216550

Do cocaine

>> No.17216563

>>17216529
They're going to wait until about six months before the election and then crash the economy, with no survivors. They being, of course, the Mormons.

(I don't really believe this but it's as good a guess as anything else)

>> No.17216564

reminder coronavirus will be a global pandemic

>> No.17216582

>>17216564
Your face will be a global pandemic

>> No.17216586

>>17216549
>projecting

>> No.17216595

>>17216563
The mormons will flee, like they always have.

>> No.17216600
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>Awaiting either savanon or Pendy to tell us what the good news on GALT is

>> No.17216610

>>17216586
Whatver, the first post got like 3 you's and it's like these faggots reply.. they're probably gay and want wall street pete's cock and shit since they know bernie can't get it up like he used to.

>> No.17216611
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>>17216550
based

>> No.17216618

>>17216595
I've been to Utah. That place is Mormon Afghanistan. They can just flee into the mountains and canyons and we'd never get them out.

>> No.17216620

S&P 500 is showing a classic ascending triangle formation after testing 3380 which indicates that it could go up or down tomorrow or be kind of flat.

>> No.17216625

>>17216620
>it can either go up, down, or stay the same

>> No.17216626
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>reminder that

CASH = TRASH

>> No.17216627

>>17216620
>it could go up or down tomorrow or be kind of flat.
yes

>> No.17216634

>>17216618
I have to go there. Fuck it what's the worst thing that happens. They get pissed off at me for bringing coffee and a copy of the Bhagaviad-Gita?

>> No.17216635

>>17216564

No the fuck it won’t you doomporn loving faggot. It’ll be old news just like everything else.

>> No.17216640
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17216640

If KO hits 60.50 tomorrow I promise I will start eating Greta's bugs.

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Are my baba calls fucked?

>> No.17216662

>>17216620
Wow you fucking Nostradamus you should KYS

>> No.17216663
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>>17216634
Nah Mormons are pretty cool. Check out some of the national parks if you go. Here's a shot I took in Canyonlands back in December.

>> No.17216673

>>17216620
Ascending triangle on the index doesn't mean shit. I've tested.

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bought 2 cases in CS and opened a pair of gloves, expect a green market tomorow my nigs

>> No.17216692

>>17216673
>Ascending triangle on the index doesn't mean shit.

That's because TA is pseudoscience

>> No.17216725

>>17216640
It's called commodities. KO is honestly a staple. I hate the pepsi water aquafina... But to be honest Coca-cola is pretty good in a can since it holds the carbonation better. yet there are tons of people who prefer "flat" coke. flat coke is something you pour down the drain. flat water? shit you can use that to pour on stuff.. I hate sticky shit, i wouldn't wash my hands in coke, but aquafina, shit i'd wash my hands with that. Somebody suggested we shouldn't trust Bill O'Reily, but his name was Rush, and I hope you keep him in your prayers.

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What an absolute chad of a stock.

>> No.17216749

Have any of you ever boiled coca-cola in a pan? Don't fucking do it.... The carmel and shit that sticks around just fucks your cookware up. an open bottle of aquafina that shit you can boil it until it's fucking gone and you can look at the mineral deposits in the pan.

>> No.17216758

>>17216513
When TSLA $1000?

>> No.17216765

>>17216758
2021

>> No.17216769

>>17216656
Bro why are you betting on the most Chinese stock on the markets rn. Of all the things you could've placed calls on, you chose the one relying on mass production of chinkshit, headquartered in China.

>> No.17216771

>>17216758
gonna dip down through summer then you can see it consolidate and be ready for a rise in a year or two

>> No.17216773

>>17216758
TSLA $1000 isn't happening in the next 3 years... Just look forward to the Artemis project and the space launch system.

>> No.17216776

>>17216758
Please no. My calls expire by Feb 28.

>> No.17216787

>>17216769
baba makes up all numbers anyway, mb he sells to a greater fool

>> No.17216793

>>17216758
That could happen within the year if they keep beating earnings so much. By the way, I got a sell signal on Tesla today so... snuggle up those stop losses. Choppy waters probably incoming.

>> No.17216815

>>17216758
>>17216773
>>17216765
blah blah blah....

just look up Artemis 2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_2

>> No.17216820

>>17216749
That's because sugar has a higher boiling point than water, you fucking retard. You're basically distilling the water and leaving the sugar behind.

>> No.17216826

>>17216725
This post reeks of lewy body disease.

>> No.17216868

Fuck tripfags

>> No.17216879

>>17216773
I hope your emphysema kills you this month, faggot.

>> No.17216886

>>17216793
>By the way, I got a sell signal on Tesla today so..
That breakout of the ascending triangle? That's nothing.

>> No.17216889

>>17216826
im just drunk.

>>17216820
yeah but fuck it alcohol has a lower boiling point and you can collect and huff the ethanol strait off the fucking boiler and get fucked up.

>> No.17216891

>>17216692
>That's because TA is pseudoscience
while I agree, it's still also the case that if 100,000 TA traders see a double goatse inversion pentagram, and decide that means sell, their collective action might affect the stock

>> No.17216892

Reminder to Drink your Oil and you grow up big and strong

>> No.17216900

>>17216891
Agree. Self fulfilling.

>> No.17216903

>>17216879
Thanks, and I hope you live a long and happy life and witness everybody you care about die before you do.

>> No.17216920
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17216920

Time to buy $BECKY?

>> No.17216921

>>17216769
Was hoping they would cook their books. Baba is China's amazon thought xi wont let it fail

>> No.17216931

>>17216886
>That breakout of the ascending triangle? That's nothing.
No, I don't use trend lines and triangles. All indicator based. Early sell signal hit on one of the indicators last Thursday and the confirmation one did today.

>> No.17216946

>>17216546
Based btw fuck tripniggers

>> No.17216950

>>17216892
oil doesn't build strong bones you lying dog-faced pony soldier. oil was built from the strong bones of dead dinosaurs.

>> No.17216957
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>>17216600

Whenever ulhein sends the next check

>> No.17216967

>>17216892
What are some of your favorite oil stocks right now?

>> No.17216971

>>17216950
I can’t wait until it feels like you’re breathing through a straw and one of your last thoughts is how you spent your final days posting on a racist anime imageboard where everybody hates you.

>> No.17216978

>>17216957
literally circa fucking 2016...

>> No.17216998
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>>17216600
Thread my reminder this is a tranny shill.

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https://www.cnnphilippines.com/news/2020/2/12/59-coronavirus-case-contacts-flu-like-symptoms.html

>> No.17217008

>>17216889
No, ethanol has a lower boiling point but it bonds with water so when you boil it, you never get pure ethanol. Since water can not get beyond its boiling point without vaporizing, the temperature of the mixture won't reach the boiling point of sugar.

>> No.17217009

>>17216971
nope, i'm going to watch america go to the moon again, and just remember what it is to be an american. just this week Iran fucked up... they got no way too launch shit like we do.

You can hate me all you want, but I won't die in sorrow.

>> No.17217011

>>17216957
Got an article from this decade?

>> No.17217021

>>17217008
it binds twice, and when it hits the mucous membrane it re-hydrates and binds.... it's a great way to get fucked up. It can kill yoou.

>> No.17217022

>>17217000
reminder it's pretty clear that most countries will not be able to do the contact tracing necessary to contain a high theta virus like ncov

if you are betting on containment globally you're being rather ridiculously naive

>> No.17217023

>>17216978
S-Surely they’re different now, especially considering they didn’t get punished!!! I can’t wait for you to go into respiratory arrest because you get worked up over getting btfo here on a daily basis

Fuck tripfags

>> No.17217034

>>17217009
What the fuck are you on about? You’re absolutely retarded. Overdose on opioids ASAP.

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>>17216967
Im a fan of VLO, CVX
I have lots of XOM but it only knows the down direction right now

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>>17217022
It’s literally nothing, still. I’ve been telling you bears for weeks, you keep losing money and jerking off to doom porn and /pol/ schizos. Why won’t you listen?’

Fuck tripfags btw.

>> No.17217066

>>17217011
Do you ever just think:
>hey why is this person basically shilling this meme stock as a full time job? What would possess them to do that when everyone here hates them for it and they wouldn't get anything out of it?'

>> No.17217077

>>17217037
Thanks! :)

>> No.17217080

>>17217034
you didn't hear about the test flight from iran to put a satalite into orbit? and its just a disguise for their ICM program? delivering nukes with a payload like bombs that blow up cities? Well fuck Iran fuck North Korea because USA is going back to the moon fucks! Artemis was Apollo's sister in the old Greek mythology, but what ever... who care's fuck it have fun.

>> No.17217109

>>17217066
Because we're all friends here and we are trying to help each other make it

>> No.17217126

How many times have the europeans put things into mars? well... the landings are less than half successful... I fucking love this American space program. I can't not vote for Trump... he's pure Americana, and I've never had a leader I've been as proud of and confident nor admired since this man.

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>>17216892
IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD

YOURE MAKING ME SAY THE N WORD

HIROSHI IS GOING TO HAVE TO CLOSE THE SITE BECAUSE YOURE FORCING ME TO DAY THE N WORD

>> No.17217159

>>17217109
not many people feel that way anymore it seems... the shit show... we're not all friends.... I have been told to kill my self too many times to count... but you get it. I like you. If you make it and I don't, have fun kiddo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_g7fPjVxvg

>> No.17217166

>>17216978
>>17217011
The article says they are free to PAY STOCK PUMPERS

You think the law changed since dec. 2016?

You think law makers are looking to protect retail investors from P&D scams?

>> No.17217175

>>17217144
NOKO

>> No.17217189

>>17217109
That's bullshit. I wouldn't piss on these tripfags if they were on fire and they offered me 100k for it. The amount of hate they get is palpable and no rational person would keep subject themselves to it if they weren't either paid shills or weren't mentally ill.

I used to give stock tips here and hoped people would take my advice, but I don't anymore because I don't want faggots to profit from it and there's no good way to separate them out.

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>>17216513
Have $2.5k in GE, bought at $10.73. Fight me

>> No.17217195

>>17217166
THAT WAS WRITTEN PRE-TRUMP ERA.... FUCKING THINK YOU CAN GET IN NOW, FUCKING 16 QUARTER REPORTS LATER? DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING NEW AND UNKNOWN OR SOMETHING.

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>>17217193
Baller.

>> No.17217204

>>17217166
YES THE LAW HAS CHANGED SINCE 2016 WE HAD 3 YEARS OF TRUMP MORON.

>> No.17217219

>>17217200
I over paid, could have gotten it for $7 if I waited two months. Bought it at a peak. Have terrible timing

>> No.17217221

>>17217204
Say something funny or quit drinking and fuckoff.

>> No.17217229

>>17217221
GALT FAG FOUND NEW INFORMATION CIRCA 2016

>> No.17217269

>>17217229
It’s a pretty big red flag for this shitstock microcap. Kind of weird it’s never been talked about.

>> No.17217280

>>17216640
Friday calls? I feel you bro

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>>17217221
Ok I was stocking up at the liquor store, and was looking in the cases for something to drink on my way home... I found pic related, I crack it open and take a sip. It sits in my mouth, taste foul, but I swallow take another sip.... It's a fucking can of water. Liquid Death is nothing more than water from the alps, and it's got no liquor in it.

>> No.17217310

>>17217293
kek

>> No.17217317

>>17217269
because you're a newfag and that shit has been brought up before, but you're just still a newfag.

>> No.17217332

>>17217310
im literally driving home trying to be all careful and not dump the wheel cracking this bad boy open, and it's like fucking not even booze.

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17217334

All in pvg tomorrow, looks like free money

>> No.17217349

Heh, got a bit of green sitting just waiting for a nice ONTX dippy, yeah I got 12158 shares as it stands but when your on the verge of greatness and opportunity knocks hell why not buy more if you can. Sure I could buy tomorrow but fuck that. That'd only make my average go up. I was late to the AMRN party but still it worked out for the good to me. This time I'm on the ground floor with all the sweet upside still to come. Some would say ain't 24,312 or 48,624 enough for you? My response; hell no. I've got zero debt other than my house with no kiddie payments or a few ex-wife's all wanting a handout so my expenses are to be blunt low as hell so when I set my long range plan in motion by the time I'm an old fuck in his 60's I'll be rolling in bags of money.

>> No.17217367

>>17217293
Heh alright kind of funny that you would fall for a marketing scheme to “make water badass” just because of its Ed hardy label design.

I remember this being all over the news a while back. It was a silicon valley investors brain child or something.

>>17217317
ACKSHUALLY I’ve only seen it being explained away because the charges were dismissed.

But never have I seen the reason they were dismissed. They have the legal right to pay people to trick others into buying their bags.

>> No.17217376

>>17216920
I DCA into TGT SBUX STZ EL

Anything I should add? With dividends preferably

>> No.17217389

>>17217332
>That schizo alcoholic that can't go a few minutes without a drink and has to drink and drive on the way back from the liquor store.

Degenerate. Kill yourself.

>> No.17217410

>>17217389
Let's hope he crashes and kills himself.
Would be the best possible outcome.

>> No.17217416

>>17217064
You just do the following

R 0
θ

What are those two values?

Once you have some predictive probability of those two values everything else is determinable. The day to day news and what the market discounts or not is meaningless.

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>>17217293
The audacity of branding canned water as Liquid Death pleases me.

>> No.17217428

>>17217416
So do you think Coronavirus has a low R 0? Do you think it has a low θ?

ALL evidence points to these being medium to high and with a low bounds of SARS.

You can't look at what market is doing or reacting because it's fucking retarded.

>> No.17217436

>>17217367
The guy worked for twitter. Part of the idea was to make it look like a can of craft beer so recovering alcoholics, and people who don't drink but are total pussies would be able to drink it in public without standing out.

>> No.17217453 [DELETED] 

>>17217436
>The guy worked for twitter.
Never mind, it was Netflix, but it doesn't mater.

>> No.17217454

>>17217367
I was literally going to drink something driving home... I was going to break the law, but I dunno... I just donated money to get trash out of the water and drove home pissed off I got punk'd or something... I wanted something new, and I guess maybe it was better because I've decided the amount of distraction just opening that can, if I was actually drunk... Fuck man don't let me behind the wheel. I got too much horsepower in all my vehicles... I got these employees telling me stories about accidents from friends showing off... shit I hate talking about engines, but after V-8 everything else doesn't compare... I rented a fucking japanese piece of shit and i have to floor the fucking thing and shit does get up to speed but holy shit, if I floor it I want to throw my passengers and cargo back.

>> No.17217464

>>17217454
Shut the fuck up you retarded nigger.

>> No.17217475

>>17217464
no it's like i pay at the pump... 16 miles per gallon adds up.... shit the corvette takes premium that's like a upcharge of 50 cents a gallon or more.

>> No.17217500

>>17217464
also... im going to start standing up for all black people. I have a lot of friends who are black or hispanic, and i'm not going to forsake them anymore. never again. <3

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>>17217428
>muh greek variables mean the market is wrong
You’re basing you investment decisions based on the theoretical fundamentals of a fuckkng chinavirus

You should be monitoring the Fed balance sheet and darkpools activity if you want to make money or st least beat inflation.

>>17217436
Based. I wonder how many angel investors funded it. Their only mistake was not using flavored sparkling water.

>> No.17217598

>>17217436
yeah i looked for the most newest thing I never tried, and probably have tried everything else... what ever ya got me.

>> No.17217608

>>17217334
>looks like free money
why

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Speaking of the fed balance sheet... what do you think it’ll print tomorrow night?

Why don’t we have a predictit market for that?

>> No.17217619

>>17217512
desu, it's like a white monster can boomer looking thing if you were to hold one in a picture.

>> No.17217658

>>17216967
BPMP, got in at 14.01 and then wait for hal to dump more.

>> No.17217666

>>17217614
jerome testified infront of congress... and uhh status quo has changed since his testimony... he's using old data that's as old as ours, and you look at what futures did... he's like Megar Evers... he told Ms. Maxine Waters if Trump asked him to leave he wouldn't leave.


https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2019/07/10/jerome-powell-trump-pack-up-and-leave-maxine-waters-sot-vpx.cnn

>> No.17217704

>>17217666
Satans trips eh?

What’d he actually say? I doubt it was anything other than dovish.

>> No.17217705

>>17217608
Great financials, and a typical dump from this company. Only negative news is the retirement of the CEO who will remain active as they find a replacement.

>> No.17217729

>>17217704
that was part of his testimony child, I'm not about to spoon feed you your own DD... that was day 1, you can watch day 2, fuck off and stop treating me like a fucking child because you'll get what you give.

>> No.17217777

>>17217729
>>17217704
you're both pretty

>> No.17217783

How many shares of Nokia do you gags have?

>> No.17217794

>>17217777
Based getter

>> No.17217821

>>17217783
scrub those 5g plans for like 6 weeks.... we'll be watching.

>>17217777
i'm flattered, thank you.

>> No.17217847

>>17217454
>>17217475
Stay cool baggie

>>17217500
Not based baggie. The only acceptable colors on /biz/ are white, orange, and yellow.

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>>17217847
stop pretending to not be openly gay faggot... orange will never be respected on this forum.

>> No.17217920

>>17217847
>>17217899
sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoIKv3xxuMA

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17217928

Am I doing it right? Why do I get such a thrill when my account makes those huge dips and I'm buying and buying when everybody is selling? Is it because I see the inevitable explosion on the other side of the dip taking me next leg up?

>> No.17217931

>>17217783
Exactly zero. Do you have a fucking problem with that?

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>>17217847
yes

>> No.17217980

>>17217933
oh no... not another candy corn edition.

>> No.17217983

>>17217928
And why are people so deathly afraid of volatility to the point they actually confuse it with risk? If a stock is a good buy at 100, is it not an even better buy at 60 if the fundamentals are the same? I think yes. Buy the dip and get rich like me

>> No.17218000

>>17217928
>Why do I get such a thrill when I am gambling?

>> No.17218011

>>17217983
that's more of a momentum hype energy play... it's actually a pretty good method, just hold a tight stop loss and keep profit.

>> No.17218058

>>17217983
volatility is just the derivative of the curve. nobody cares about the derivative of the curve until it's starting to become negative, and then all the markets have to react and obviously propose positive figures.

>> No.17218084

>>17217983
since time is never less than 0, we're always working from a base line that is positive and negative curves don't happen over time because of our 2d models. Trust us things only go up 0 never actually exists.

>> No.17218108

>>17218000
>>Why do I get such a thrill when I am gambling?
Checked. I march to the beat of my own drummer. I average down, I fade, I catch falling knives, I categorically reject CAPM and modern portfolio theory, I believe the EMH as it is articulated in rigorous academic form is fucking hogwash. I am the most unorthodox trader anywhere and yet it works for me in bull and bear markets. I started with 2500 in crypto in January of 2018 and turned it into 700k doing what I do with the shittiest of shitcoins. Maybe there's a method to the madness, an underlying philosophy that is more rigorous than Eugene Fama's fevered wet dreams. I'm gonna make it and the more people don't like that the better
>>17218011
You have no idea how hype I am right now
>>17218058
>nobody cares about the derivative of the curve until it's starting to become negative, and then all the markets have to react and obviously propose positive figures
The times of my life are when the derivative of the curve approaches negative infinity. When they capitulate I buy. The derivative is positive infinity? When they FOMO I sell. I am the loving embrace of the market and I am here for everyone. I am the liquidity a deluge reaching into the body market hands wrapped around the beating heart pumping furiously with 24 hour a day reliability

>> No.17218119

>>17217512
yes they in fact mean that

>> No.17218155

>>17218058
>>17217983
wait you thought you found the base line.... nope. you can adjust figures to show that as the new 0 and we just reconfigure...

honestly there's only one model for each market that we have collected data on... sub pennyland and shit like literally otc bullshit stocks that get shilled here from time to time... lets take a minute to look at fuck it. I'm too tired and going to bed.

>> No.17218177

>>17218108
i don't associate with namefags, sorry you're hype and understand calculus.

>> No.17218214

>>17218177
counterparty

>> No.17218231

>>17218119
>after 10 years of being wrong, bears declare “we’re even more right than ever!”

>> No.17218248

>>17218231
You can do it yourself: Estimate R 0 range, Estimate Theta range for the virus and then plug into
>>17213370

It's not priced in appropriately

>> No.17218277

>>17218214
I'm just here posting

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

>> No.17218286

>>17218108
Most successful day traders eventually start losing money and are forced to get out of the game entirely. I wouldn't be so sure you won't be among them, especially if you have poor risk management skills and trade by your gut alone. Personally, I don't find trading that hard, but I've never experienced a real bear market and I only ever swing trade outside my long term investments. I know I won't be able to do it forever, so I'll limit my risk as my profits grow.
> I'm gonna make it
You've already made it, you can only fuck it up at this point by not keeping most of your money in ETFs and insisting on using it for your trades.

>> No.17218310
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17218310

This is probably around what it looks like in reality. A wide range of probable capabilities of the virus are enough to escape any reasonable containment effort.

>> No.17218328

>>17218277
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

>> No.17218353

>>17218328
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

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>>17218310

>> No.17218369

>>17218353
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

>> No.17218378

>>17218357
TLDR: Mortality reduction via draconian measures is short-lived if too strong and if spread still exists, meaning you get a double-hump due to the R 0 still being high enough due to lack of immunity development

So if you wanna be a draconian state, get ready for a long haul

>> No.17218436

>>17218369
never cease, for a single instant, to instill into the working class the clearest possible recognition of the hostile antagonism between bourgeoisie and proletariat, in order that the German workers may straightway use, as so many weapons against the bourgeoisie, the social and political conditions that the bourgeoisie must necessarily introduce along with its supremacy, and in order that, after the fall of the reactionary classes in Germany, the fight against the bourgeoisie itself may immediately begin.

>> No.17218445

>>17218369
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

>> No.17218448

>>17218286
>Most successful day traders eventually start losing money and are forced to get out of the game entirely.
Ain't that the truth. Maybe somebody like Marty Schwarz could pull it off in the pit front running institutional orders but that ship has sailed. Long-term successful day trading in this era is a pipe dream, especially for retail. I don't consider HF"""T""" as trading, it's legal frontrunning so it doesn't count. That's why I swing trade. My setups are unorthodox though. I look for stuff that would have piqued day traders back in the day on a 3 minute chart but I look for it on the hourly chart. I try to stay above the noise and my psychology is on point so I don't respond to HFT games trying to shake me out of my position. Being well capitalized with strong position management skills helps too.
>keeping most of your money in ETFs
98% of my trading is exclusively with ETFs. Individual stocks are too erratic. I'll leave that game to somebody else. It's not like you need individual stocks to make fast money with leveraged ETFs and options anyway.
I'm not trying to convince anybody though. Either I'll make it to 9 figures or I'll go bust. I'd need a book length essay to outline a systematic coherent trading philosophy that would at best be a crude model of what I actually do. Any model is flawed by definition. The trade is what it is. Informed by an idea but bound by it. You can't systemetize a successful trading system that will hold up through 2 or 3 market cycles so ultimately you either have "It" or you don't. Maybe I do, so far so good

>> No.17218456

>>17218445
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

>> No.17218543

>>17218456
why'd you stop, it was just getting good

>> No.17218578

>>17218543
that's it... that was the declaration of independence dude. every time i read it I learn more... throw another 250 years on top it's like fuck dude... I'm so lucky to be where I am today. Thank you all... God Bless America!

>> No.17218580

No update on national Chinese numbers

they assured scheduled release at 8 am each day. Yesterday was delayed approx 2 hours.

>> No.17218581

>>17218248
From the ramblings of Wall Street Funnyman Jim Cramer:
>I have an old dictum that I used to always say at my old hedge fund. When someone would bring up something that sounded daunting, ripped from the headlines, but had nothing to do with business I would say, "what the heck does that matter to price to earnings ratio of Bristol-Myers.

What is your connection of the R Naught to the S&P 500? Have you appropriately factored in the likely actions of the fed, the BOC, the BOJ, ECB, etc?

The disease is currently centralized in China: have you appropriately factored in the ability of a totalitarian state to control the flow of information? Their ability to use this opportunity to boost productivity by increasing control? The economic benefit they could gain by letting the sick and elderly die off, so they don’t drain resources?

What is the impact of the WuFlu on what the pension funds will be willing to pay for he future earnings of quality American companies?

>> No.17218582

>>17218543
Yeah, fuck the King.

>> No.17218589

>>17218578
oh.. well cool. First time I read the whole thing. 'Murrica bitches!

>> No.17218592

>>17218581
Endemic new virus worldwide will decrease GDP globally and will l

>> No.17218609

Just remember on Monday when the market is closed... We're reflecting on how we got here, and these individuals who've brought us this far. Call it Washington's Birthday but that's bull shit... All Presidents are recognized, even the bad ones. Like Harrison, but also guys that were amazing... James K. Polk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9SvJMZs5Rs

>> No.17218636

>>17218592
gdp will drop worldwide
recession worldwide
lots of death, valuable healthcare workers included
consumer confidence in the gutter
etc etc

It could be like a worlwide natural disaster for years or decades depending on how it mutates over the years.

You can look at the probabilities, pretty clear.

IF you see the market at ATH do you think it's properly priced in?

>> No.17218643

>>17217144
How about a joke?

What did the japanese guy said when he encountered a black person for the first time?

NIGGERO (Run away)!

>> No.17218679

>>17218636
Interesting thesis. Certainly that is a timeline in which I would want less exposure to stocks.

Now a question to assess some of the bias baked into your projections: Do you have a net worth greater than $6000, and a savings account with greater than $600?

Do you now and have you ever invested in stocks, bonds, commodities, or real estate?

>> No.17218686

>>17218448
That doesn't seem too bad, actually. I've been considering swing trading leveraged ETFs for awhile now but most of my capital is still tied up elsewhere. It looks like it would be very trivial to swing trade the dips during bullish periods using basic trends, fundamentals, and maybe some TA for better entries and exits. Am I retarded for thinking that?

>> No.17218705

>>17218643
Japanese culture used to be full of rapists and honor... nationalists... You're all pussies because you're not japanese, and you're taking the weakest part of their time line as a civilization to represent how you're fucking like promoting being timid and unable to socialize? FFS stop being influenced by retards... Obama lifted the ban, japan can build planes and shit again. FFS the shut-ins next door shoot a missile over the main island of Japan, and nothing fucking happens... fucker could have killed 10s of millions, and still can. I hope you otaku faggots grow up.

>> No.17218722

>>17216634
Ok pajeet

>> No.17218730

Some of you are alright

Sell at market open tommorow morning, the market is about to become blood red for the next few days, I have an insider that tells me major market makers are heading for the exit this week

>> No.17218764
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>>17218679
Want something better?

Play with symmetry conceptually in a simple algorithmic way. Draw it out on a sheet of paper. Start with a dot at 1/2 the sum of every combination and dot out the combinations underneath it.

do this then talk to me again

>> No.17218780

>>17218730
sure thing buddy

>> No.17218808

>>17218686
No sir, you are exactly on point. Leveraged (index) ETFs couldn't be more perfect swing trading vehicles if they had been purpose built in some advanced alien laboratory. They predictably trend have easily definable horizontal areas of support and resistance, have an extremely small chance of ever going to zero, have large exaggerated movement percentage-wise, especially TECL, TQQQ, and SOXL. And since there's so much variety there's guaranteed to be one that dovetails with your own macroeconomic conceit. URTY for small caps, SPXL for large caps, TECL for tech, etc. I could go on all night but I am a firm believer in swing trading leveraged ETFs. Worse case you get stuck when the market decides to plunge. Yeah, beta decay is a bitch but it isn't nearly as bad as peoples' contrived bullshit numbers would have you believe, a simple backtest would prove this. So if you get stuck just sit tight, collect some more chips and keep buying. Or roll to options whatever.

>> No.17218829

INO reports having the blueprints for a Corona vaccine.

Stock has already pumped and dumped, should slow climb for quite a while off the back of this news

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>>17218764
it sounds like you're trying to describe a parabola but english isn't your native tongue

It also sounds like you're trying to value the stock market based on a single variable: the infectiousness of a new strain of influenza

>>17218829
Good, hopefully Regeneron and Abbvie will finally fucking dump so I can buy more.

>> No.17218849

>>17218722
They'll put me in a room, and sprinkle cocaine on me and say they caught another addict. The whole town will rejoice as more non-mormons are imprisoned, while my gook gf becomes another page in Mitt Romney's Binder of Women.

>> No.17218866

#FinNexus protocol will be built combining the decentralized and centralized solution

>> No.17218875

>>17218838
The symmetric nature of combinations

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>>17218875

>> No.17218949

anyone got a recomendation on software or website to use to see real time volume of trades from stocks? robinhood is too slow and small. and websites like marketwatch dont show the candles in real time

>> No.17218967

>>17218949
just buy data and break your ISP's balls when you don't get ticks.

>> No.17218977

>>17218808
Very interesting, thanks. I'm going to save your posts and come back to them when I have more time. Any more quick tips for what else is useful with leveraged ETFs? Especially anything regarding exits since I bought the SOXL dip and would have the urge to just keep holding forever it if I were serious about swing trading it.

>> No.17218978

>He did get some KHC puts for tomorrow.
kek

>> No.17218981

>>17218949
oh you can try trading view, the free shit is pretty good and if you like it pay them

>> No.17219007

>>17218981
thank u, will check it out

>> No.17219008

>>17218978
i got 50 of those vxx calls at close... it's not a clear victory, but what ever should get a nice bump, like 20% or something.

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wagies.....
bitcoin awaits....

>> No.17219035

>>17218977
I'll just leave you with this cuz I gotta crash. If you're gonna swing trade ETFs, it's not that difficult to beat the market when it's going down since you just sell out, let it drop, and buy more based on your signals, (drops through support to buy, comes back to support making it a new resistance to sell). The problem comes with trying to beat the market on the way back up. Cuz say you sell out thinking you'll get in on the next dip. Then there isn't one. And the thing starts moving up fast never giving you a clear entry. The solution is easy. If it's a 3x ETF, always keep 1/3 of your account in it that way no matter what happens at least you will get market returns. Do that and swing trade the other 2/3 will practically guarantee you beat the underlying market the ETF is based on. That's part of what I do.

>> No.17219037
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>mfw reading ramping posts

>> No.17219060

>>17219035
Thanks again. Good luck on the quest to 9 figures.

>> No.17219063

>>17219037
What's a ramping post?
Is this one of those lewd manhwas?

>> No.17219187

>>17219063
it's just a post-op tranny, tell it to dilate and go back to discord.

>>17219037
stfu and go back to discord faggot, but dilate before you kys.

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>>17216656
baba is gonna moon today. Besides, all my chinese stocks NOT listed in the US are soaring again. This whole memevirus thing was an obvious propaganda campaign just like the hong kong (((protests))). Not saying they did not happen, just that the impact and gravity has been hugely overblown to damage chinks' economy. China is literally a couple of years away of surpassing the US as the worlds' leading economy, I believe there will be some resistance, right?

fuck the propaganda and study the fundamentals. Then actually put the memevirus numbers (either the official ones or the (((leaked))) ones) into perspective. It's literally nothing.

>> No.17219224

also friendly reminder to filter all tripfags. my experience in /biz/ has improved dramatically. Now I only have to deal with standard faggotry, not redditesque retardation/shilling.

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>>17219224
unfortunately, hiroshi STILL hasn't gotten a mobile app approved because people insist on saying the N word. Haven't gotten filters to work when browsing from my phone.

>> No.17219489

I'm praying for BABA to go up, hope you'll join me on the crusade.

>> No.17219500

>>17219358
There are unofficial mobile apps if you want. Variable quality.

>> No.17219503

Munger highlighted how much risk investors are taking when investing, particularly in China.
“In China, … they love to gamble in stocks. This is really stupid,” Munger said.

Charlie Munger, vice chairman of Berkshire Hathaway and Warren Buffett’s longtime business partner, issued a dire warning about the future on Wednesday.

“I think there are lots of troubles coming,” he said at the Los Angeles-based Daily Journal annual shareholders meeting. “There’s too much wretched excess.”


Munger — who chairs the publisher — highlighted how much risk investors are taking when investing, particularly in China.

“In China, … they love to gamble in stocks. This is really stupid,” Munger said. “It’s hard to imagine anything dumber than the way the Chinese hold stocks.”

‘Bulls--- earnings’

To make his point about excess, Munger cited the proliferation of EBITDA as a fake profit metric. “I don’t like when investment bankers talk about EBITDA, which I call bulls--- earnings,” he said.

“It’s ridiculous,” Munger said, noting EBITDA — which is short for earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization — does not accurately reflect how much money a company makes, unlike traditional earnings. “Think of the basic intellectual dishonesty that comes when you start talking about adjusted EBITDA. You’re almost announcing you’re a flake.”

>> No.17219515
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Everyone is fine

>> No.17219559
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>>17219503
>“I don’t like when investment bankers talk about EBITDA, which I call bullshit earnings,” he said.
>“Think of the basic intellectual dishonesty that comes when you start talking about adjusted EBITDA. You’re almost announcing you’re a flake.”
Breddy based and i agree.

>> No.17219560

>>17219500
I meant in the apple store.
Do you mean ones where I have to jailbreak?

>> No.17219582

>>17219560
Oh i dunno apple. Too spendy. I only use android.

>> No.17219600

>>17216600
Presentation still not up. You could speculate that the trial design is in final stages, and maybe people with money got some confirmation that galt won't mess up this time. This was clear months ago, however the market didn't really like the adaptive trial first. So i think Schlevin is just going around giving reassurance. I doubt there will be any big news, just small steps showing everything is going according to plan and a slow drift up in price with some occassional 5-10% if nothing unexpected happens.
The buyout is scheduled after the first dosage i guess. Before that this is a too sensitive time to sign any papers.

>> No.17219632

>>17219489
Same here. I have some long Baba Calls and hope they can start going back up now. Yesterday was great already

>> No.17219637

So how about NVDA? They have earnings today.

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17219786

Well, shit. Woke a while ago to see stocks go down because of China reporting a bunch of infections.
I knew I shouldn't have bought stocks yesterday. I knew how bad it really was.
I'm a fucking idiot.

>> No.17219809

Let's get these NVDA and BABA tendies today boys

>> No.17219842

>>17218448
I made big dollies off bezos this ER so I used half to 100 shares of Tesla and threw the rest into some vanguard index funds and some into a high interest savings account.
My RH account will continue to play options weekly, but gotta make sure I don't lose everything I luckily got

>> No.17219855

>>17219637
Calls of course. Literally free money. What could go wrong

>> No.17219862

>>17219582
Clover for life motherfuckers! Floens ya mah boy!!

My phoneposting faggotry aside, this is my first time on this board, I usually stick to /g/, /k/, and /o/ and I've got to say there seems to be nothing but idiots holding losing lottery tickets around here wishing it was still 2017. You want to make long term money? Take 20% of your pre tax earnings and put them in a mutual fund and pray for a Trump reelection. Do this like clockwork every single paycheck. Shit is so easy you can even do it through robinhood but I highly recommend Schwab because of their resources and customer service. Not to mention their high yield investor checking account is the tits. Do this and I guarantee you'll make money. You stick with the advice of streetshitters around here and you'll end up flat fucking broke holding worthless bags.

>> No.17219890

Also, now is the time to buy more sava. Moon mission is only few months away. Trial finishes end of february, then data crunching may take another.

>> No.17219915

>>17219786
i bet the market will close at +2% today

>> No.17220084

Today we place puts on tsla. It’s a short term trade you don’t want to miss, anon.

>> No.17220129

>>17220084
>the FNGD trade
Risky as fuck but could work if today is a total risk off day weakhands shakeout

>> No.17220225

>>17219855
But the people age already expecting a lot. If NVDA does not crush earnings it will fall

>> No.17220240

I'm staying in my neutral positioning until I hear news from HK anon

>> No.17220263

>>17220225
But I love the technical side and the fundamentals. Look great with a lot of support. Calls it is
>>17220240
He ded

>> No.17220319

>>17220263
I think he's alive, just not posting much for the past week or so

futures still going down, makes the bear case tougher when the market opens. I was considering posturing defensive yesterday at close but I thought I'd have more time.
Not as appetizing to grab puts or volatility instruments if VIX is gonna open around high 15's or low 16's. I might have to just sit this one out, unless things calm down a bit.
when futures were down like 0.3% and VIX was 14.80 earlier in the evening I was a much happier camper.

>> No.17220406

>>17220129
Corona scare, car recalls and a sharp drop late trading hours yesterday (compare feb 4 - yeah it’s a smaller drop but still). I’m confident there will be trendies in this play, but don’t snooze, the early bird gets the worm.

>> No.17220414

Why are futures crashing?

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>>17220414
It's winning

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I seriously didn't expect the chinese to spill the beans right before BABA earnings.

>> No.17220464

>>17220456
imagine how bad it really is if they suddenly jump the deaths by 2x

>> No.17220479

does this re-assure foreign china investors/call buyers?
https://www.globaltimes.cn/content/1179372.shtml

>> No.17220506

>>17216967
Schlomoburger (Schlumberger $SLB) looks pretty promising. Waiting to see if it starts trending bullish before I pick up some stock with them, though.

>> No.17220508

>But look at all these cases with no symptoms or mild symptoms. That's a good sign right?

Theta = increasingly hard to contain. High numbers of asymptomatic or mild symptoms mean they become spreaders.

It's actually the worst indication to see lots of mild or no symptom cases.

SARS was contained because spread only occured during heavy symptoms. It's a terrible warning sign that it has stealth transmission like that.

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>>17220508

>> No.17220540

>>17220520
For those that see it:
SARS was easily contained because of very low infections prior to symptoms and from asymptomatic carriers.

From all indications NCOV has decent Theta value making containment extremely difficult if not impossible.

There is a very good probability that it infects over 50% of the world population. Above 25% chance.

>> No.17220542

>>17216529
7 more months

>> No.17220553

>>17216529
Probably over but it depends how fast people wake up

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>>17216931

>> No.17220581
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>draconian measures

You'll be keeping them in place until vaccine. 1918 spanish flu, those with the most draconian practices just ended up with a 2nd hump
see
>>17218357

you can shut down your economy to reduce mortality but it's a dead-end path

The market is retarded, don't believe ATH

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Whatever dumb reasoning the market is using. It's wrong, horribly wrong.

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>>17218378
>double-hump
better than exhausting resources with higher death toll
https://crofsblogs.typepad.com/h5n1/2020/02/coronavirus-latest-oxygen-supplies-run-short-on-front-lines-as-disease-is-named-covid-19.html

>> No.17220621

>>17220600
Why would I post ideal moves :^) poor meatbags

>> No.17220630

>>17220479
I love how much Chinese salt (zoy zauce ?) Kyle Bass was able to generate when everything he said was 100% factual.
Chinkies are so mad right now

>> No.17220642

>BAGGIE
Imagine spending your entire night (yet again) in a slow thread, on a dead board. What an absolute loser

>> No.17220652

Mexico gonna have an outbreak soon. I think it was intentionally targeted for spread to ensure global pandemic by china.

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Thank God the markets are finally tanking today

>> No.17220689

Finally cut my losses with the YOLO investment I made during the American assassination crisis.

I can't trade with stocks so I'm forced to use mutual funds and my bank has this retarded "Treasures of Earth" fund. It's made up of oil, natural gas, metals and fucking agriculture products (grain) & animals (cows). I'd love to invest into rare earth metals without all the baggage, but these are not even rare metals but common shit like copper. You really need to read their material to realize how much disaster this fund is. Basically a huge scam which 90% follows the oil chart and is tanking like no tomorrow for years.
That's why I hedged on a world war or oil crisis which never came to be. The oil prices didn't even budge upwards and kept their steady decline. However with the recent spike I managed to cut my losses only at a 3,3% loss.

My investment was only 650$ and I lost like 25$, but despite everything else being in the double digit greens it still hurts. I should've trusted based Isolationist Trump more in de-escalating these ZOG tricks.

>>17220479
At what point speculators become the common invisible hand of the market? Like I get that China tries to protect its markets, but the economic implications of the outbreak are very real. Branding people who make decisions based on facts available to them as speculators (or trolls) just to delegitimize them doesn't sit well with me.

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It’s going to be a great year.

>> No.17220793

>>17220774
I bought some yesterday during their drip
They have a huge zoomer userbase right now and I hope they can turn that into money through more agressive advertising

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>>17220621
alos warmer climate is bad for r0

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virgins rise up

>> No.17220981

>>17216513
got 5K to spend, which dipping stocks should i buy today?

>> No.17220996

>>17220981
what are your investment goals?
how much risk are you willing to take?

>> No.17221018

>>17220996
mostly long term. don't mind spending 1K on some riskier short term pump opportunities tho

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What stocks are you guys gonna buy when the market opens?

>> No.17221057

>>17219786
desu all my stocks in china went up today, I don't know wtf you're saying. Also

>buying or selling on a whim because of fearmongengering news

>I'm a fucking idiot.
yeah I can agree with you on that.

>>17220540
>There is a very good probability that it infects over 50% of the world population. Above 25% chance.

fucking lol

>>17220456
I bet you my left nut BABA moons today despite of the news. the market is becoming immune to this bullshit before actual humans.

>>17220689
>Like I get that China tries to protect its markets, but the economic implications of the outbreak are very real.

If whats's being reported is true, then yes, I can agree that there should (should) be a correction in the mid term. Now, I'm starting to have serious doubts about the gravity of situation and what's being posted as "facts". Truth is, there is a massive wall of disinfo in between the western wall and china. Works both ways, too. The info you get about the western world if you're in china is completely distorted due to massive censorship, disinfo campaings and the such. If you don't think the (((western))) world does the same thing, you're being naive. If I were to believe the level of retardation about the virus that I've been reading here, then I should have already have gone innawoods.

>just like with ebola-chan
>just like with sars
>just like with WWWIII impending doom
>just like trumps impeachment
>just like the impending recession
>just like war with iran
>just like war with north korea

how much of a retard do you have to be to believe all this bullshit?

>> No.17221066

>>17221018
I'd ease into this market
Stocks are going to be down when we open because of china fears. It might just be a little dip, or we could have a downward market lasting for weeks or more.
When I think of dips, I think of risky stuff: BGS could be at the bottom and pulling a turnaround. They make positive earnings and pay a nice divvy, but if they cut the divvy we could be headed down, down towards 12-ville. (but even if their earnings aren't great, their share price shouldn't suffer too much more unless they have a call as bad as the historic KHC one of last year).

Weedstocks have been battered and sentiment is pretty bad, but they aren't making money so there might not be any quick speculative rise, they might just stay down until their time comes.

you can consider to go with something really safe, like NOBL or QYLD with ~$1000 and be patient with the rest. Or be patient with all of it and watch how this thing develops.

>> No.17221078

>>17216529
It ended yesterday.

>> No.17221082

>>17221057
>desu all my stocks in china went up today, I don't know wtf you're saying. Also
which ones are you looking at?

>> No.17221088

>>17221066
The "bernie crash" meme is really a weedstock pump signal. Bigly

>> No.17221090

>>17220941
Sold yesterday at the +10% or so.
No regrats. The stock is just too volatile right now. Backed by memes and not facts

>> No.17221097

>>17221082
Xiaomi, tencent, meituan dianping and SMIC (00981.hk). Fuck, SMIC soared 6.11% up.

>> No.17221114

>>17221088
The problem is that they are almost all Canadian companies who are losing money.
Also there were announcements over the past couple years of these weed companies having partnerships with big beer companies and that sort of thing to develop exciting new products, and it feels like nothing is coming of it.

I also think that we will see another weedstock bull market, a powerful move up for the strongest stocks in the sector. But absolutely no way to know when it will happen. It could be tomorrow, or they might be lying dead on the side of the road for another year before it happens.

>>17221090
smart sell imo

>> No.17221123

>>17221114
I expect a mid term SPCE rise but this thing could collpase any day now.
Earnings are coming and god have mercy on those riding them

>> No.17221152

>>17221052
FNGD

>> No.17221154

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-health-foxconn/foxconn-says-recent-reuters-reports-on-factory-resumption-in-china-were-not-factual-idUSKBN20704F

>Reuters was wrong
>care to elaborate why?
>No we will not elaborate further

fucking comical

>> No.17221175

>>17221123
I don't think the earnings report will really matter one way or another. Everyone knows that they have no earnings.
it's really all just moving on chart action at this point, a ticker symbol unconstrained by gravity or cashflows...

>>17221154
The Chinese word for "elaborate" sounds like their word for "unlucky", so if you ever ask them to elaborate they always refuse. It's a cultural thing, you need to be more understanding.

>> No.17221195

>>17221175
kek

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soon

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Why is everything red pre market

>> No.17221240

>>17221226
now bobo, now

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>These futures
NO, BOBO!
DONT DO IT!

>> No.17221252

never bobo never

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Well since everything is going to shits and since I'm about to have less free time to monitor the market, can I get a good tldr on divvie stocks, ideally monthly ones?

>> No.17221281

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyNGV0t79vA

>> No.17221294

>>17216620
Based

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The US market is closed on monday, so maybe risk off will continue on friday?

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futures are recovering
we found the cure
all the bad things are over

>> No.17221368

A ROKU insider sold their shares last night so there will probably be a nice dip before earnings this afternoon, might be a good opportunity to get in.

>> No.17221371

>>17221350
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dow-futures-surge-on-reports-about-coronavirus-treatment-2020-02-05

doing this trick again?

China Global Television Network, citing a report from China's Changjiang daily, said researchers at Zhejiang University had zeroed in on two drugs to successfully fight the coronavirus.

>the market is rational and detectives

>> No.17221400

>>17221371
for the record it was about a 1.5% jump in futures to the positive because of in-vitro test results of a "cure"

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>>17221371
I can't go bobomode if the markets open way down with VIX super high
I need a gentle melt-up into market open so I can establish a position
we're still in hibernationmode for the next few hours. let the bulls do their thing with the futures

>> No.17221439

>>17221401
Still annoying to see retarded and obvious lies headlines being able to move the markets over a percent.

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alright boys, how many of you analyse an entire sector? is it really worth it?

>> No.17221484

>>17221452
>how many of you analyse an entire sector?
I suppose none, because how would you even do that alone?

>> No.17221494

>>17221401
I agree with your ID

>> No.17221499

>>17221484
wouldnt take too long to filter out the meme shit. theres many companies that have resources in shitholes like africa, honestly not worth the risk imo

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also what should i add to the /smg/ approved meme list?

>> No.17221535

What will KO do today? Will we get the bounce or is it another crab day?

>> No.17221595

>>17221535
KO does nothing but crab, always
nice divvies tho

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>>17221595
Wut?

>> No.17221630

BABA annoucement now

>> No.17221650

BABABABABABABABABA

>> No.17221676

KHC earnings today road to 90

>> No.17221682

Expectations for AMD today?

We got NVDA earnings after close today - is it going to ride on its trail or is it going to drop with the general Corona panic after China's latest numbers?

>> No.17221686

>>17221630
can predict BABA results
>in line with estimates to very slightly higher
>expect coronavirus to be contained and year will be good

CCP writes their ER

>> No.17221688

>>17221650
>>17221630
BLACK SHEEP

>> No.17221693

BABA pretty indecisive

>>17221650
BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BANKÜBERFALL
>>17221682
I got some long Calls

>> No.17221724

Are my otm CGC calls kill

>> No.17221733

>>17221724
how otm and how long do you hav?

>> No.17221749

>>17220873 (OP)
>At least in the 2008 crisis it was just big banks and rich people making all the financial decisions, this time around we have regular noobs
this is REALLY bad
At the firs signs of crash there's gonna a cascade
everyone in their phones will push

SELL SELL SELL red button

AND IF YA' BOUGH'T THE TOP...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

-50%

-55%

>> No.17221751

>>17221733
22.5, 2/14 exp
I bought in at .29 I just wanted to ride earnings

>> No.17221760

>BABA beats earning sbut will mention the corona virus in its outlook once
>Journalists will do a CTRL+F just for that and publish panic
>Stock goes down

>> No.17221764

>>17221751
ouch

>> No.17221774

>>17221760
They just want cheapies. It beat wallstreet best expectations. I suppose it'll go up after the opening after every retard and short seller has sold. If it doesn't, it's definitely time to buy more.

>> No.17221777

>>17221760
people trust baba earnings at all?

>> No.17221778

Bought some GameStop stock after thinking on it for a few days. Logically, the price will go up once they close the dead weight stores and preorders for the new consoles start. Then I'm selling.

>> No.17221782

>>17221777
nice try bobo

>> No.17221790

>>17221778
Every store is a dead weight store

>> No.17221791

>>17221774
Pretty much my plan
>>17221777
I fully expect the Chinks to cook the books a bit, but BABA is also a Chinese Amazon with a huge potential.

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what does he know about china?

>> No.17221802

Is anything green pre-market?
All I see is red.

>> No.17221811

how many of you guys are fulltime penny stockers? I can't imagine doing this fulltime

>> No.17221821

>>17221777
>people trust baba earnings at all?
why not try them lol?

>> No.17221828

>wake up today
>futures down
>try to look up why
>a couple more insects are dead from a virus caused by them eating bats and shit

im getting real tired of this. this has nothing to goddamn do with the fundamentals of the companies im invested in. fucking algos i swear to God.

>> No.17221841

>>17221821
no one predicts when a country like China collapses accurately. It's a weird phenomena.

Not saying China will collapse but if it did no one would expect it.

>> No.17221842

>>17221828
Is it time to buy LAKE and APT again?

>> No.17221856

>>17221841
I don't know.
No one of the plebs at least.

>> No.17221867

>>17221842
I think it's okay at this price. Like, a small hold of stock long seems okay. Kinda hard to say. If this isn't a time to own LAKE I don't think there ever would be a time.

>> No.17221878

After hours today I'll learn if my 7 grand bet on ROKU's holiday earnings will pay off or not.

>> No.17221890

>>17221878
You don't have a 7 grand bet on anything faggot. In fact, you should just fucking kill yourself.

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YALL READY FOR A RED DAY?

SMALL SPECS WHERE WE AT

>> No.17221895

TSLA shitting the bed pre market. Be ready for -20% again!

>> No.17221900

>>17221899
>>17221899

New

>> No.17221905

>>17221878
Did you at least buy options?

>> No.17221975

>>17221890
As cute as it is worthless, every time you say shit like this. Kindly skullfuck yourself with a power drill, you broke ass nigger.

>> No.17222170

>>17221778
>implying that isn't priced in

>> No.17222229

>>17221790
90% are cash flow positive.
They also have 50 mio in tangible assets.

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>>17219358
>Apple doesn't let grown ass men download apps in which somebody might say the n-word
cyberpunk dystopia

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HAPPENING:
FIRST DEATH OF CORONAVIRUS IN JAPAN
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/02/13/national/science-health/health-ministry-reports-first-death-related-covid-19-japan/