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GEX PUUUUUUUUMP

>>17213370
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NOOOOOOOOOO

>invested about $12K since late january
>up 800 bucks

Problem is most of the gains are coming from SPCE and AMD. I have a little more long-term confidence in AMD, but I'm aware SPCE is years away from any serious growth, and that's assuming they pivot to revolutionizing air travel and not just being an amusement park for celebrities.

What other companies/ETFs look good? Is anyone else buying SMH? I also have about 30 shares of VOO.

POST YOUR BAGFOLIO!!!

>>17213459
>invested $4k since january
>up 100% last week
>down $1k now
money comes and goes

Fuck tripfags.

>>17213459
Have you ever considered building an ETF option short premium portfolio? you'd make considerably more money and you're almost able to trade commodities too!

Fuck tripfags.

>>17213489

Was that a result of HODLing the wrong stock, or trying to "refinance"?

>>17213499
>>17213507

>>17213499

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Please pump KO i'm sick of being poor

>>17213479
I sold 15 WM calls before close because I’ve been burned on earnings before. Shit, I got burned on CSCO today lol.

I sold 4 of those 2022 SPCE today for a tiny profit and picked up some of their warrants. I’m holding onto this last call for maximum meme potential though.

>>17213508
I got lucky with TSLA last week, did some other stupid plays since then, though still bagholding.

What's the next meme stock like SPCE?

>>17213503
You were literally just telling anons to sell calls on the market... I like the premium harvesting strategy but you’ve called your judgement into question.
>>17213516
Don’t stick up for the shills.

>>17213549
>chick on left has grey hair
granny goodbitch with the ass

>>17213549
a memestock backed by a billionaire?
i mean...

>>17213543
>tidy* profit
>>17213536
Be patient and KO will reward you.

>>17213459
I like SCHX
But it does have 1.5% of its port in XOM and CVX... and I am not bullish on oil. 3.58% of the fund in energy isn’t so bad though.

>>17213581
You know it’s dyed, right? I would even call it silver. Have you been outside in the past 5 years?

Also FUCK TRIPFAGS

I
LIKE
SEX
CUZIT
GOT
THAT
SUMTH'N
THAT I
NEED
IN MY
LIFE
SO
GIVE IT
TO ME
(cause it got that)

>>17213489
>Invest 9 k
>Turn it to 19k
>Back to 9k
>Then 23 k
>Now 2k
95% loss on put that expires Friday. But its getting hammered after hours so I might recover tomorrow. Long shot but if it works I'm gonna fucking cum

>>17213489
i've been 50% down, now 180% up. Just part of the game, keep holding if thats your strategy.

>>17213549
I hope Crispr goes crazy bullish again.

>>17213619
idiot don't you know stocks only go up

>>17213619
>options trading

Not even once

>>17213543
Better take those wm profits off at close tomorrow if you can!

>futures
are love
>futures
are life

>Stocks only go up
This meme is a little simplistic. The truth is, they also go sideways. The meme should be:
>stocks never go down

Do any of you nerds remember MGT? I got a thing in the mail about a class action settlement. Not sure if it's worth participating. It looks like it only pay like 23 cents per share.

https://www.strategicclaims.net/guyer-v-mgt-capital-investments-inc/

>>17213565
I am trying to get into a short DIA position tho and then flip the dip but I am neutral-bullish on SPY and QQQ.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkxDv5TItPM

>>17213680
Better yet
>stocks never lose nominal value

kek - Keurig Dr Pepper Inc (NYSE:KDP)
The 14 analysts offering 12-month price forecasts for Keurig Dr Pepper Inc have a median target of 32.50, with a high estimate of 35.00 and a low estimate of 26.00. The median estimate represents a +13.04% increase from the last price of 28.75.

>TMDX up 3% at close and earnings are still 2 weeks away, so more time to accumulate.
Feels good.

was at the parlor earlier for a cigar and bought a steak with a coke with one share of KO.
cash is trash gentlemen.

OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How long until Bernie Crash?

Will the market bet on Trump until the bitter end? Or will there be a panic moment due to polling sometime in the Fall?

>>17213731
what's responsible for this? CSCO? Can't be

>>17213731
Oooo nice, let's see if they actually pass yesterday's average price

>>17213743
>Crash?
>Will the market bet on Trump until the bitter end? Or will there be a panic moment due to polling sometime in the Fall?
If there is buy the fuck out of it. No way is a commie lover getting elected.

>>17213749
I'm looking everywhere for news and can't find anything. Gonna try to trade this shit. It's bouncing up and down as we speak. Still dropping

>>17213743
it will only happen on election night if he wins, and even then not for that long as people realize that would mean the trade war with china and europe is over and we can get back to importing brown slave labor.
then the republican party will sound the war drum against socialism and vow to block any tax bill or any tom foolery from every passing the senate.
should be comfy, with lots of dips as bernie swats around with EOs like every modern president

>>17213766
It's asian, that's what I'm thinking. The currencies aussie and yen have moved in sync. gonna look at the yuan

>>17213719
Can we pump KO tomorrow? Was gonna say to get the old hag something nice for valentines but she's pissing me off so now I just want gainz

Fucking MSFT. I bought some 3/20s and it fell instantly for two days straight

>>17213766
This is the only thing I can see

>BREAKING: Epicenter of coronavirus outbreak reports 14,840 new cases, including clinically diagnosed cases, and 242 new deaths

>he warned us
Reminder to GET OUT of China unless you’re in Brotherman BILI

>>17213731
W-wheres muh volume?
>>17213706
That works, but I but I’d prefer it to be either catchier and shorter or much much more verbose.
>>17213777
Checked

>>17213777
Dollar down. Gold up

*nervously lights the cigar he's been trying to finish for a month*

>>17213820
wouldn't wanna waste it bobo
it's your last one

>>17213818
Yeah copper and gold and crude were affected too. all the major commodities that aussie and yen dollars depend on which china affects greatly with their currency float

Heh, my whole investment wad, stocks,funds,etc is $8,810.89. As of now I can sell my ONTX and walk out with $6,564.24 of it. But I won't. Greatness awaits.

>>17213847

Sold all my SPCE at peak today, what meme stock are you buying tomorrow?

>>17213632
Cramer today
>Crispr Therapeutics: “I like the spec. I like the spec. As long as you recognize it is a spec, I do like it.”

Are they going to be the ones to finally give us oppai lolibaba catgirl androids?

>>17213869
infi

>>17213854
>he doesn't know

>>17213869

You probably got out a little early. I think it'll go up to 30 before it starts hitting the ceiling.

14,000 new cases in one province in one day.... kung flu has killed the golden bull.

>>17213854
>>17213878
I memed the fuck out of ONTX. The vast majority of people that followed my advice FOMOed and lost huge sums. Meanwhile, I held through the dip and am on my way to that $1 stock

>>17213885
It's entirely possible, but I was happy with making a double digit profit

>>17213808
I'm thinking this is it. Buy the dip free money

>>17213847
AMRN got me started, ONTX will deliver the rest. Then I'll kick start my S&P and Total market funds and let them ride for 25 long years. Dumping money into both annually as I watch the gains pile up. As those 25 years pass me by I'll add to my T-babies when I have a spare $100 or so as well as still dump money into my regular savings in case the world just goes to hell.

ok anons,
tried investing a few years back while in uni, lost a few $K on pharma and weed, closed my account to focus on school and stop my losses(all losses)
Opening a new account this Friday, any suggestions on stocks? I see the trip guys saying GALT, ONTX, SNSS, and so on but I'm open to anything, thankfully have a few $K to risk safely this time.

Awaiting savanon or Prendy to give us the good news on GALT.

>>17213922
i luckily broke even after being new and not knowing how to take profits, so thought i'd hold through the conference reupping at .70 after selling at .73 from .48.
would have been nice to have those profits, but all in all i'm feeling good and am pretty damn sure this is going to correct up as people digest the news and results come out

>>17213958
For me it's $KO

I have ~$2800 for investing rn. New to the game. Are ETFs a meme? The whole expense ratio thing puts me off

I bought my house last year and today I received a bill from a collection agency saying I owe money to some maintenance company. It doesn't have my name on it, should I just put it in the trash with the rest of my bills? Asking for a friend

>>17213918
This is probably just the ones China kept a secret though, since the shit with Corona is finally dying down they come out with the actual figures to cover their asses so people don't find out about it later on

>>17213854
Kek.

Also, fuck tripfags.

Pretty good week so far. Portfolio is AMD, NVDA, SPCE, and some cheap ass GALT calls I was able to snag. Swung ONTX also.

>>17213971
Everyone is saying 1 dollar within two weeks. Not sure if that is true, but I do see it gradually climbing to at least conference level again

JPow already to the rescue buying this shit back up. Free money. Drinks on me at Macaroni Grill tomorrow

>>17213808
why are the chinese suddenly being honest?
ironically this makes me bearish on the coronavirus, I think it might actually be being contained if they feel ok with releasing the real numbers

>>17213984
Its obviously not your responsibility, but I would still want to straighten them out over the phone.

>>17214017
good job anon

>>17214017
why did NVDA have such a strong week?

>>17214030
>real numbers
Don’t be rediculous.
Whatever they’re telling us, it’s guaranteed bullshit.

Never trust your own government. But trusting their government? Ohoho the one thing you can trust them to do is lie.

If we’re lucky enough to get any red tomorrow, I’m going to put some cash to work. SCHX and EWJ most likely.

DIX and GEX sending me buy-the-dip signals.

>>17213952
But in addition to my Funds and cash in the bank I still got my pension and my 401k. I'm doing all I can to get my financial affairs in order cause I can legit retire in 11 damn years from my job and you'd better believe it I plan to stick to it. Be 48 years old and "Free" at long last, the first thing that goes is the alarm clock in the trash. The second thing is all my work clothes. Then hey if I want a part time gig or some shit If I hate it I can tell the boss to kiss my ass without any financial blow back.

>>17214070
Earnings tomorrow I guess. Did absolutely no research desu, just took 4500 dollars out of my bank monday and threw it into AMD and NVDA, then bam, shit went up.

>>17214081
I'm bearish on the virus, not the market :^)
I'm not saying they're the absolute real numbers, just that the ones before were clearly bigger lies.
But now there are allowing the narrative that there are more cases, why? why not continue with their old narrative?

>>17214081
I'm bearish on the virus, not the market :^)
I'm not saying they're the absolute real numbers, just that the ones before were clearly bigger lies.
But now they're are allowing the narrative that there are more cases, why? why not continue with their old narrative?

>>17214036
>I would still want to straighten them out over the phone.
Yeah I'm going to have to, how does something go to collections without a name or SSN attached to it? They aren't going to be able to out a lien or anything on my house? They want almost 2k

>>17213984
Not enough information
Post the letter

>>17214024
I was getting pissed at China but if futures shrug this off, so will I
:^)
If we gap down 1% I'm gonna be pissed

>>17214125
Jesus christ my grammar is dying
I need to go to bed

Is this insane ABBV and REGN run for real? I wanted to buy more but I hate buying high and ruining my basis.

>>17214030
> why are the chinese suddenly being honest?
> Chinese
> honest

>I think it might actually be being contained if they feel ok with releasing the real numbers
> real numbers

People are dying in the hundreds, if not thousands, daily - in Wuhan alone. If they're okay with these numbers, then everybody is fucked.

Just as they thought that releasing a R Naught of 4.06 (aka how many new people one infected is infecting on average) is okay - and now they're suggesting that 4.7 - 6.6 is more realistic. Remember, that shit is exponential. For comparision, the flu has a R Naught of 1.28.

Anyone else watching this ATOM bomb about to set off?

>>17214070
Investors feel like this is at least a Intel level chart, Intel went up 16% for earnings and then fell back a little. Still possible for NVDA to see another 7% from here if this is correct.

Also some zealots believe that because of NVDA live supposedly being way better than Google Stadia, with the amount of virtually useless Macbooks out there who could suddenly play videogames all buying in we could be talking extra billions for Nvidia.

If this is true there could be a Tesla level hypebeast fiesta that takes NVDA to 450 at least.

>>17213847
>>17213952
>>17214082
Spend less time talking about all the money you're going to make and how it would change your life and spend more time figuring out how to protect and grow what you currently have.

Market -20% by end of march

Ive been warning everyone

Oil flashed a buy signal at me today. Despite all the fud and supply stuff and what have you it does look well primed for continued bounce of some sort here, despite opening red this afternoon. I will probably buy whatever dip it does tomorrow.

>>17214175
Stop promising us cheapies and never delivering.

>14,840 new cases and 242 new deaths in Hubei

>>17214175
Have your predictions ever been right?

>>/biz/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=bobobear-298x300.png&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

May the spirit of Uncle Adolf guide us all into the green.

Its over

The plaguuu gonna infect 70% of humans

Do not lever long!!

>>17214199
those aren't new cases... they've been sick for weeks bobo... breathing, traveling, infecting....

TQQQ chads rise up

>>17214202
I didnt predict the market woukd be this idiotic. Sorry! Also feds pumping worldeide
Btc look

not a single mention of the futures taking a dumb with the associated story. you're all fucking worthless plebs

>>17214175
As long as I get a chance to open up some defensive positions tomorrow...
If futures get hammered tonight into the open I'm just gonna hold cash and chill.

>>17214175
>>17214202
>He sold Bitcoin at $7350

So this is the power of bears, huh?

>>17214237
>not a single mention of the futures taking a dumb with the associated story. you're all fucking worthless plebs
wut
>>17213731
>>17213808

>SAVA got more insider buys
And yet the stock crabs. Anyone able to tell if it is being manipulated? If it is, I need to speed up my purchases, since they are hiding the true worth.

>>17213516
nya nya...?

>>17214127
>They want almost 2k
1k rather

>>17214129
>Post the letter

If I left any personal information you guys can come over if you want. Its cold though

>>17214264

>>17214237
Futures aren't taking it seriously yet
What matters is the Chinese/hong Kong market reaction ... We will see

>>17214272
No point in posting them together when within 2 minutes /smg/ had the chart and the news was supplied a couple minutes later

>>17214233
>I didnt predict the market woukd be this idiotic.
Are you actually making the claim that the market is wrong and you’re right?

>>17214272
The market is very rational

It moves on vanity numbers everyone knows are fake to begin with

This market is jfuking wrong!!!!!!!!!!!

this market is overpriced by huge %%%%%%

>puts expire
>suddenly china updates propaganda model to include more cases
just fucking shoot me

>>17214287
Yes

the market is wrong and shoukd be -10% from here rn. Its idiculous

>>17213818
Dollar down. Equities up.

>>17214271
Check to see if they have a lien on your house. Otherwise just ignore the letters.

3x Inverse FANG stocks...

Who is coming with me?!

>>17214019
>Everyone says it's going to one dollar
Dude.This means it's going to 20 cents. Get the fuck out of this POS.

>>17214199
Judging by the weak response in futures it's looking like market is pretty fatigued on Corona chan news at this point. Especially Hubei numbers.

>>17214308
>Check to see if they have a lien on your house
How to do?

>>17214318
careful

https://www.twitch.tv/marmellohh

>>17214333
Google your location and 'how to check if I have a lien on my house'.

Bears are so goddamn stupid "dude valuations are too high lmao" compared to what nigga? Where is capital going to go, to negative yielding bonds? Worthless junk bonds yielding a measly 4%? A 300sqft condo with terrible construction quality that already costs 1+ million? 80 IQ emerging market stocks? lmao stupid bears there is NO WHERE for money to go but US stocks, the dow is ultimately heading to 65,000 for the major top

>>17214271
Contact the bank you have your mortgage with and tell them about it. If it's legit they will tell you, if not they will also want to know if someone is trying to scam their customers.

>>17214347
Your pic related is cool but I don't get the entertainment value of your link. People actually sit and watch that shit. It's not a meme?

>>17214351
Usa gonna have a v tough time if its endemic here

>>17214298
>His puts expired?
>Pamp ze infected numbers

One of the better choices I made was move some funds over into the capital one savings account. pays 1.70% a month. I already had a credit card through them so.. It's my emergency fund (aka things have really fucked up). Most banks, they fork out a piss poor 0.15% if that. I left a small amount of green in my bank's savings account for general shit happens deals.

>>17214271
if you just moved in, ever consider the fact that the mail was for the previous owner? no they cant put a lien on your house.

>>17214347
Why did you link a girl playing starcraft?

>>17213370
>500K ONTX after hours volume
It's just a pump and dump penny stock guys...disregard the fact that it's on the NASDAQ and is about to have the only drug in the world for MDS with billions in market cap

hmmmmmm....

>>17214347
?
What is?

>>17214301
What if it rallies another 30% or more before making that 10% correction? How long are you willing to be wrong? How often do you fight the Fed?

>sell put spread
>instantly get free money in my account

>>17214351
no you fucking moron, just look at how stupid the average person is, and then remember half of the population is stupider than that. You'd be smart to have a war chest of cash... This isn't a full blown catastrophe yet, but supply chains are being fucked up, and right now the USA's manufacturing isn't efficient enough to take a major hit in oriental labor.

>>17214393
OH FUCK WHYD I SELL MY ACTIVISION BLIZZARD SHARES!!??!!??

>>17214419
It takes like a week for those to expire worthless though... and finding a good place to take profits takes time too.

>>17214415
Ive got long positions

Bought ddd and ssys on monday

My advice is get spooked before the markwt wakes up but by momentum younstill have time to escape before that happens

Just be early. Pat attn to singapore indonesia japan etc loook for tip of iceberg cases with no known links

ummm I got a 1099 in my email from robinhood and I guess I made like $200 in gains, is the irs gonna be mad that I didn't put that in my tax return?

if they give me any shit I guess I can get one from binance showing how much I lost, yeah?

>>17214378
Bogged yet again
can't they give me a break?

>>17214400
>disregard the fact that it's on the NASDAQ
Does that matter?

>and is about to have the only drug in the world for MDS
When, and do they actually have a working drug?

THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH GREEN POTENTIAL!!!
I WANT THAT ONTX!!
I WANT THAT ATOM!!
I WANT THAT DTSS!!
I WANT IT AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!

>>17214400
500k volume on 138M outstanding shares isn't even half a percent.

>>17214447
brokers only report the sales price to the IRS. so if you had a bunch of trades, it's going to look like a lot more since they dont have a cost basis. you'll probably get a letter eventually if you don't amend your return with the cost basis of your trades.

> up ~$100 for all time on RH after being in the negative for years

Is it time to finally get out of the game, lads? Or will I need to invest to save me and my wife from the impending climate/water crisis?

What should I buy?

>>17214447
No, they'll use it to fuck you a few years down the road. They like to let the penalties and interest pile up. You shouldn't file until you have all your shit. Saves having to file an amended return.

>>17214478
damn, yeah, I had like $4500 in trades

>>17214492
fuckers

they'll never get my linkies

>>17214445
>>17214298
>CHYNA puts
>DDD calls
Money I will NERVER EVERE see again. I’ll be lucky to see a bounce tomorrow.

>>17214489
Nope. Check out the Goldman podcast I posted earlier to remind you of some of the reasons to stay exposed to Large Cap US equities.

That picture is stupid hot and I don’t even like feet. Why can’t life be a anime?

>>17214489
You should build an ark.

>>17214539
Yikes.

Something to think about; AMRN was just $3 a share. Then it's news broke (drug results, not FDA approval or anything else). It hit $12 not long after. A 9 dollar jump on just the results. Consider ONTX. Results come out. Only drug to treat said cancer. The stock price afterward? Well, uh $2 is very very low if you get my point. 4.5 is the 52w high so.. yeah

God I fucking hate farmers, fucking welfare queens.

>>17214572
sell the news

Sell high, buy low, you fucking nigtards

>>17214354
>Contact the bank you have your mortgage
Ok, I'll call the number on the letter first. I bank with USAA and they're pretty good

>>17214389
I've lived here for several years before I decided to buy. All kinds of random mail but this is the first

Thanks friends I'll keep ya posted

>>17213984
not worth the time or hassle. if you konw its not yours just ignore it. if you call those people back they wil have your number and put it in their file and a different new idiot will incessantly call you every other day asking for your debt

>National numbers come out
>China just throws up 200K more infected
will this effect the markets at all or are we just gonna permabull right over the oceans of bug carcasses and sailing into the new american century

>>17214183
how do you buy commodities? doesnt that take a special investor application or license?

>>17214333
Most counties or cities have a lien database. For me it's the county clerk's office.

>>17214347
girls are crap at playing vidya

interesting how they lose to men even in sports that aren't about physical attributes, like chess

really makes you thing

>>17214678

The year is 2025. The coronavirus has ravaged the world and billions are dying in the streets. The rich remained locked up in their private fortresses. The Dow is at 60,000.

What’s the worst investment you ever made /biz/?
For me it was Aurora Cannabis. I’m a total retard

>>17214733
it is possible anon.
i can not fucking wait

>>17214539
>That picture is stupid hot and I don’t even like feet.
it's a sign that you should buy KDP

>>17214742
You deserve it, idiot.

>>17214742
so far i have yet to hold a stock longer than a couple days

>>17214742
ive never made a bad investment because ive unironically never sold a single time and i have been trading since 2018

>>17214695
I trade leveraged ETFs tracking the futures prices. There's no need for anything special to trade those.

>>17214701
I'm looking at my counties website and see property taxes and such but nothing about liens

>>17214677
Lol

>>17214742

huh, i had no idea that Reuters had such an awesome overview for stonks

>>17214742
Bioshit warrants. -50%. That was a very important lesson for me and completely changed my trading strategy for the better.

>>17214159
>useless Macbooks out there who could suddenly play videogames
>T. Useless macbook user
Is this real!!?

This is how you make that cash on these spurious dips, /smgentlemen/. Take note

$SPCE to $100 this year lol

>>17214710
Not all girls are crap at playing vidya. I mean I used to play league of legends with my friend's sister and she was way better than her bf and her brother. Like basic shit like kiting mechanics even when she'd go offensive, she was clearly better than probably 9 out of ten people I ever played with. I used to play that game a lot.

>>17214761
Someday Aurora will be worth a lot. Some day.

>>17214861
No one cares. Go talk to your chink GF, you're at least paying her to listen.

>>17214125
The dispersion between real and official isbtoo great that even their own citizens have started questioning the number. So they changed some suspected cases into confirmed to make the number seems more convincing. Despite this new number is still just factions of the actual number.

Hey all, guy who put all his savings into AMC here again. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't put every cent of my January paycheck (after bills and expenses) into AMC? Could certainly use another couple grand worth of shares.

I'm just going to leave this here

>>17214912
Shit.

Look at that loooooong consolidation on SPY. BULLISH as hell, it’s ready for a breakout!

>>17214902
Anything exciting on the slate for new films? This year had Star Wars, capeshit, frozen, etc. next year has what?

Also... if virus fears spread, that’s going to keep people out of the theatres.

And amc wants to increase spending to try to compete in the streaming wars, doesn’t it? That’s a crowded space, I dunno.

>>17214902
I bet you mean amd cause amc is fucking stupid

SPCE got any more pumping left?

>>17214742
Never made a single bad investment. In terms of trades.. I don't feel like giving details on the position and what not, but lost $28k (reimbursed with 50% so the actual loss would have been roughly $56k).

>>17214986
It will until it stops.

>>17214856
is there a source on this? are you an insider?

>>17214986
Yes a lot of pumping. Just wait until it pulls back to $15 and load up on OOTM leaps. Then HODL.

You could become a millionaire with the right strikes.

Should I put 1.5k on TQQQ right now?

>>17215030
I was telling yoou to buy this shit in the 9s.... but I'm telling you now to stock up on links because once this shit goes to the moon you'll need SPCE cash and the conversion rate from link is going to be so good that you come home with more money than when you left.

Why is WSB down? Did Reddit finally pull the plug?

I didnt forget retard

>08:28:01 PM [RTRS] - TAIWAN'S FOXCONN http://2317.TW SAYS REUTERS REPORTS ON ITS PLANT RESUMPTION PLAN IN CHINA WERE NOT FACTUAL

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17215101

>>17215053
Been waiting since $19 for a pullback, could've got in then and made a bucket. SPCE pullback when? Or is it going to $30 first?

I was looking more into Ford today and it doesn't sound good for them. The guy running the company fired some guy that everyone in the company liked.

>>17215081
yes

>>17215099
I also saved one because it made me laugh

>>17215108
I miss these wojak hat memes.

>>17215101
will this affect aapl

>>17213982
You get what you pay for. Regular trades have like a $0.08 fee anyway, and if you include your time and effort it probably cost more to do the same yourself.

>>17215151
i mean it will tomorrow

>>17215101

>>17215111
trips confirm 111 dollars before pullback

>>17215148
This is my first huge gamble. Inb4 Trump declares war on Iceland tomorrow.

>>17215165
Looks like the fee is a function of the sale price

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/secfee.asp

>>17215172
DOUBT. If anything, goes to ~0.65 and dump.. if it actually manage to get above 0.60 that is

Just got my first divvies from CEFZ. Payout was 0.1541 per share, or 1.05%. Pretty fucking solid for a monthly divvy.

>>17215172
Why should it not trend downward?

How can I become an old fag who owns his own media company that operates 24/7 around the world and saves NYC from crime by stopping 16-25 year old niggers and searching them for guns and drugs?

>>17215280
it WILL downtrend. its just bagholders trying to cope with the fact they got fucked lol

>>17215271
Based. I parked a bunch of CEFZ in my Roth to help cut down on my contributions, sort of like a self-funding position that I will probably pull out at some point. I've looked at a lot of the etracs but CEFL/CEFZ is the one that's shined the most.

>>17215299
Tell us the last 4 letters if your surname

>>17215309
yeah that looks like a death cross.... i've seen that thing happen so many times.

>>17215148
You'll make it. if it dips, buy more. I have large positions in SOXL, another leveraged ETF and have never regretted it

>>17215326
they're the same as the first Park

>>17213958
bearish

>>17215338
Shit dude, you're the expert on that.

>>17215310
Explain.

>>17215364
Bearish? you're saying we're in a bubble?
I mean 2021 I can see that happening but we're still mooning until election

>>17215360
Never gonna make it

>>17215360
Not gonna make it, goy

Can you go LONG on TQQQ?
Why it it used for day trading only?

>>17215101
uh ooooooh

Two questions

1) As a small-time investor does it make any sense to own more than 2-3 stocks?
2) Is it wise to be holding any energy stocks at the moment?

>>17215411
>Can you go LONG on TQQQ?
Yes
>Why it it used for day trading only?
It's not.

>>17215379
CEFL/CEFZ pays a big yield and is pretty stable for what it is (leveraged ETN). Say I contribute $100 a month into my Roth. I can buy 100 shares of CEFZ in my Roth, and those will pay let's say $22, and so now I consider that $22 to be a part of the $100 and send $78 to meet the $100 contribution goal. The yield is protected from taxation, and the 100 shares can be sold at any time and those dollars pulled out for use doing something else. This all assumes CEFZ doesn't tank, but it's incredibly stable all things considered.

>>17215411
it's actually not used for day trading only... we used to have leveraged short vix products until people got blown up in a single session and they all got fired and things were liquidated.... look up XIV.... wanna do that again at all time highs when there are reports of a pandemic that's manifesting??? you'd be better off with SQQQ for 6 weeks and then see where we're at

Not one of you guys have mentioned the weird shit going on with $F today

> 25mil dark pool print
> Massive volume increase
> Big option buying

Wtf bros, what do they know? I picked up some call options today just in case. Is Elon going to buy them after he was threatened previously with being bought out by Ford?

>>17215421
>As a small-time investor does it make any sense to own more than 2-3 stocks?
That has been debated for at least decades now. If you know the stocks very well and believe that they will be more profitable than the rest of the market, there's no issue with that. However, most people shouldn't try to pick stocks because they're retarded and are better off investing in ETFs.
>2) Is it wise to be holding any energy stocks at the moment?
I don't know, but stay away from anything oil related. They're suffering from a long term decline and most of those stocks have returned a negative percentage over the last ten years.

>>17213804
Same. I'm pretty confidant we'll be good brother. Hopefully this judge will rule in MSFT's favor tomorrow

>>17215504
>Is Elon going to buy them after he was threatened previously with being bought out by Ford?
No. Tesla doesn't want their 100 billion dollar debt and boomer baggage. Whatever is going on, if anything, it's not that.

>>17215504
Yeah, institutions buying 1 year low on a blue chip after bad earnings report very very weird.

Get the fuck out. I can smell crypto refugees from a mile away. You all smell like stupid mixed with schizophrenia.

>>17215209
>>17215355 was meant for (you)

>>17215421
1) diversity is safer than all eggs in one basket unless you're willing to kill your self over the one basket.
2) energy is always going to be a commodity... so yeah holding energy is good, but you're so fucking vague that you can call tesla as an energy stock if you want just from their solar and battery shit.

onions

>>17215539
Hey newfag... 25mil order is pretty unusual, just saying.

>>17215504
Could be gearing up for a quick short squeeze. The chart kinda looks that way.

>get 2 bullshit parking tickets in my expensive ass city
>procrastinate
>fees doubled 5 days ago
>just got to them in my inbox today
IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT
IM NOT GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17215547
botatoes

>>17215551
I dunno some one probably just got an endorsement or something and dumped cash in, the options are like 0 sum since you have a buyer and a seller... I'd just chalk it up as a sports ball advertisement deal to go around the stick ball game... didn't you hear pitchers and catchers reported too spring training today.

holy fuck shcomp is finna going down

>>17215570
Only 2.90% of the float is short, I don't think there are enough bears for that.

>>17215584
nah they'll be fine. with the amount of dead bodies they have to burn and the time it takes for the courts to sift through the paperwork.. the dead can't sell their shares yet.

PepsiCo ER tomorrow, looks to be good. Will this affect Coke in its rise to pass $60?

>>17215570
Could be desu, but would expect smaller big orders than that gigantic one. If some massive news comes out then we know one of these institutions was definitely trading on insider info.

Like the other anon said though, it can just be big buying on it being oversold and at 52 week lows after the post-earnings rapefest.

>>17215631
hope it's shit so my $ko bags will rise

>>17215583
Wtf are you talking about?

the investors that left ford were because of their new model of business and restructure... they're pretty sound to be honest.

>>17215669
I'm saying the company you're talking about gives money to MLB and the players of MLB own a ton of stock in your company. You're just seeing some one get some business done.

>buy 1000 10x certificates a few months ago for microsoft
>sold today for $31k
nice. why don't i see much ppl using certificates anywhere? good shit

>>17215669
Marketing and advertising, baseball.. what ever, keep pushing electric mustangs with those nice trucks.

>>17215421
>1)
NO, no matter what people claim.. diversifying with a small budget is useless and counter productive.
>"If you spread yourself too thin, you will compromise your results and your likelihood of beating the market"
>"It is unwise to spread one’s funds over too many different securities"
The matter of the fact is that there's stocks out there nowadays that already is diversified from the core and honestly you should know what the fuck you're buying. 2-3 stocks is fine with a small budget. Don't listen to people shilling the fact that you have to diversify into 30 different stocks with $1000, it's complete bullshit by people that enjoys small returns. If you don't have time to sit and actively track your investments, stick to index funds.

>2)
Don't

>>17215682
Fuck off, retard. I don't need you in Ford.

>>17215729
i've been in and out of ford through out the years. fuck you

Thoughts on the pvg and bbby dip for tomorrow?

>>17215700
25,000,000 shares move at $8.13 and you think a ballplayer got a bonus.

Ok boomer.

>>17215746
i'm actually looking at shorting alibaba

>>17215746
>bbby down 20%
whathe the fuck happened

>>17215101
Wtf you dirty lying chinkscum

>>17215746
Think we missed that move... chasing a short now is asking for trouble

>>17215772
it's failed retail. no new stores, and they're getting squeezed on sales.

>>17213717
I have a cheeky $1800 riding on you, anon. Your organ harvesters better not let me down.

Today was a VERY good day :)

Which is why I sold everything before market close. Cash gang for the next few days.

>corona update dipped AMD
She'll go back up, still annoying.

>>17213800
I’ve been DCAing into KO the last few months but my linkies have been good to me and the new Coke energy drink is bretty guud so I might pick up another 30 or 40 shares tomorrow.

>>17215817
post return fren
i love green arrows

>>17215825
>tfw my AMD credit spreads are going to go OTM again
feels good

>>17214298
Holy shit. Same. I think think I'm going to take some time off from trading. I've been on a month long losing streak. I came so close to blowing up my account on Monday. I need to reset my psychology.

>>17215861
I made 400$ on SPY calls and $45 on SOXL (blessed and based ETF).

I am having a bit of FOMO selling off SOXL (actually order will go through tomorrow morning so could get fucked still) but I will get back in when I feel more comfortable.

>>17215837
I honestly can't stand coca-cola... I have to mix it with rum, bourbon or whiskey because it's so sweet. sometimes i have to send my drink back at these eateries because I ordered rum and coke, and the server didn't say they use pepsi. I get pissed off and end up with like what ever clear with what ever clear and fucking try not to make a big deal, but yeah pepsi kinda sucks, the frito-lay and other shit they got is ok, but that shit does taste different.

>>17214893
I was under the impression that the numbers don't reflect reality at all, and were pure propaganda
There was this dude on twitter who showed that they're being doctored to stay within a very small margin of some standard -0 day mortality rate, and perfectly fit a simple quadratic function, with R^2 = .99999 or something ridiculous.
>>17215882
You're not alone m8, I'm in the exact same situation, shittiest month I've ever had, was about to just fuckin throw shit in an etf and come back in 10 years.

>>17215953
if you can tell the difference in a drink mixed with rum you have grade a autism

>>17215953
pepsi is better taste

>>17215924
just get soxs, and wait 6 months.

>>17215988
if you cant you're retarded and have a shit palate

>>17215953
I hope your COPD or mesothelioma or whatever gay disease you have kills you ASAP. I hate mobile posting because I can’t filter your faggotry out. Nobody liked you, you type...like....a....retard....kill...yourself....

>>17215953
Any excuse to talk about yourself huh?

>>17215990
Why would I bet against the most necessary and profitable industry in modern history? lol

>>17216004
massacre continues

>>17215837
>new e-drank
Fuck does it taste like Vault? I miss Vault.

>>17215985
>was about to just fuckin throw shit in an etf and come back in 10 years

#MeToo

>futties slowly creeping back up

>>17216004
Yet...we're...supposed...to..believe...he's...not...LCIguy...

>>17215953
>sometimes i have to send my drink back at these eateries because I ordered rum and coke, and the server didn't say they use pepsi
Cringy boomer.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY RUM AND COKERINOS!
>>17216004
Based.

well my ID changed but idc, I feel like dropping a chart for you guys, not gonna spoon feed the idiots, but smart anons will know what to make of these, and if they are extra smart will know how to check 13g filings :')

oh and FUCK TRIPFAGS

>my NKE puts ready to go for tomorrow's bloodbath

>>17215953
kys tripnigger
>>17216004
the wheeze seems appropriate bc of his lung disease

>>17216048
what is this

People gave up on the tesla meme?

>>17216003
Fun fact taste bud density is a genetic trait and some people are significantly less sensitive to tastes.

>>17215664
>PEP and KO don’t trade together
You sure about that?

What you should hope for is a big selloff day for the indices, and that PEP earnings are shit with terrible guidance due to int’l uncertainty especially coronavirus. That way you get PEP Frito-Lay cheapies.

>>17216004
>zoomers can’t into ellipses
...yikes
PAY DENBTS

>>17215988
nah... im just sensitive... i can detect things in fragrances call me gay or what ever... it's just experience and exposure. I love tasting new liquors and wines... Comparing techniques and shit. I mean you can give me a shot of rum and I can tell you a lot about it just by how it looks, and the legs and smells... sure it all has a ton of liquor in there, but that's all captured in the spirit.

>>17216048
its gonna rise to 1.60 then crash then moon

Where do you think corona is on this graph?

>>17216098
they did a recall on some model X, still above 700 so that's pretty insane

>>17216098
No, it was never that popular here relative to other meme stocks since 90% of people here are retarded teenagers with accounts less than $1000. I have more shares than ever before.

>>17216014
sorry 6 weeks, then go long again.

>>17214742
Don't feel bad anon, a lot of people fell for the sweet sticky temptation of legal weed stonks. Just learn from your mistakes.

>>17216048
alright how the fuck is there that huge red candle in the middle when it's higher than the day before?

>>17216174
Autists...really...shouldnt...drink...faggot..

>>17216028
Chinese engineered bataids BTFO

>>17216023
You and me, we will only have green days from now on, just have to believe in yourself
never give up on gains anon

>>17216207
Huh? It means it pumped before market opened and dumped instantly because it's a garbage low volume stock

>>17216222
what ever, water is 100% fatal and everybody is addicted to the shit. maybe you should try to profit off it and stop replying to me.

>>17214620
don't call the number on the letter go call your banks number.

>>17216186
riteria for outbreak control. Each curve represents a different scenario, consisting of a combination of interventions and a choice of parameters. For each scenario, if a given infectious agent is below the R 0–θ curve, the outbreak is always controlled eventually. Above the curve, additional control measures (e.g., movement restrictions) would be required to control spread. Black lines correspond to isolating symptomatic individuals only. Colored lines correspond to the addition of immediate tracing and quarantining of all contacts of isolated symptomatic individuals. The black (isolation only) line is independent of distributional assumptions made (low or high variance), whereas the colored (isolation + contact tracing) lines match the variance assumptions made in Fig. 1 (red = high variance; blue = low variance). The efficacy of isolation of symptomatic individuals is 100% in A, 90% in B, and 75% in C. Contact tracing and isolation is always assumed 100% effective in the scenarios in which it is implemented (colored lines). Curves are calculated by using a mathematical model of outbreak spread incorporating quarantining and contact tracing (see main text).

>>17216293
Take your lithium, schizoposter.

>>17216270
Get help, dude.

>>17216261
I still have trouble reading them, haha yours is pretty accurate

>>17216270
>ill reply to you, but dont reply to me

>>17216329
you might wanna have some probabilistic model for the chance this is a global pandemic instead of relying on SARS (which while scary had no real potential to escape containment)

>>17216387
your self portrait is literally shitting up the thread. Try to stop eating bait, ok asshole. I get it you're long and going to get fucked at open with everybody else that fomo'd yesterday, but what ever try to cope and deal.

>>17216028
Liquidity tool engage.

>>17216478
no noo nooooo!!!!!!! we don't need another 5 billion today!!!!!

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>17216513

>>17216513

>>17216513

>>17216513

>>17216513

>>17216513

>>17214447
they dont bother with small shit like that, its not cost effective.

>>17214572
makes me want to dump more into it. but if its such a sure thing why hasnt any big money bought up all the shares

>>17214742
>buy stock in a company because dudeweedlol
>company is ran by dudeweed bros
>massive excitement in short time after company trades public because lolweed is legal now!
>suddenly signs of trouble
>CEO embezzling
>company getting sued by multiple governments
>paperwork and legalities not in order because dudeweed guys were in charge
>"yo alright guys this is so rad we finally are selling weed man!"
>"hey bro did you do that paperwork shit the little government dude with glasses wanted the other day?"
>"oh yeah man, like i told him everything was cool and showed him our new logo and everything"
>"bitchin dude! hallrightt! lets grow this shit we're CEOs now man. whoah i just heard myself say that out loud. we're CEOs man. bro did you hear me? we're C. E. O.'s. thats crazy man, thats crazy"
>2 weeks later company offices get raided and assets seized

thats why you dont invest in dudeweed

Fuck tripfags btw

>>17215172
what software is that? i want something that shows real time volume trading

>>17215209
is that a call or a put? or did you buy a share