/biz/ - Business & Finance

TRANNY FAGGOTS KYS

Tripfags always first!

tranny faggots on suicide watch as tripfags secure another dub

>>17210438
Kill all trip niggerfaggots.

Dope in the screenshot

Hope some of you fags listened when we were buying up space at 13

>>17210455
lol

just so you are all aware this is the end of the market cycle and we're all fucked. Use powell's repo money to get out. Cash is going to be king.

MSFT san pls wake up!

Dubs decides what I put 3k in

holy shit i see myself in the cap. i made it brah's

>>17210475
MSFT

>>17210470
yeah but he will be the kind of king who wanders blind through the street shitting himself

SOXL chad having a good day

>>17210475
SPCE

>>17210475
SNSS or SPCE

>>17210475
LINK

>>17210470
>it's ogre

>>17210475
RUN

>>17210500
Based as hell

Crab people!
Crab people!
Walk like crab, talk like people!

>>17210475
Update: has to be stocks

>>17210529
>>17210500
>>17210518

Just sold my SPCE Calls
This shit will correct any time now

>>17210529
>>17210500
fine I change my get to UVXY

>>17210476
if you consider going from "wheres that anon who posted the goofy weed posts?" to a full blown attention seeking faggot as making it , then I guess

Just put it all in SPCE... NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>17210568
>cant take a joke
sorry, NGMI

>>17210570
>buying high
i like your style

I have this uneasy feeling everything is gonna dump prior to the close.

>>17210415
What should a guy on suicidewatch buy calls on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f43WbnN2tBU

this one is for all my boys from way back then

>>17210475
SPWR

>>17210570
volume isnt bad, but due for a pullback. might wait till like 30s to sell. can see us just pumping hard soon.

>>17210580
Cash is Trash. So no matter what it’s better than cash.

>>17210599
Can someone redpill me on var swaps?

>>17210610
yeah... im thinking......

>>17210610
>>17210629
thats BASED

>>17210466
I wasn't but I kinda wish I had

>>17210579
you're the same type of degenerate /r9k/ type poster that flooded /fit/ this last year and now you're ruining /biz/ as well. Go back faggot

>>17210545
>>17210570
And I sold right at the top
Cheers m8s

>>17210653
ive been on biz for 4 years now kiddo, how about you go back faggot?

>>17210529
Buy ROKU

>>17210610
same, i'd rather lose money than hold cash

POST YOUR BAGFOLIO'S!!!

it's so cute when red lines larp as green lines

OK guys here's my situation. It's been over a year and I can't find a job. Right now I'm thinking of yoloing everything on options. If I make it I'll retire happily ever after. If not I'll kms. What should I buy?

>>17210658
Cheers fren, take in this unbeatable feeling you’re having right now. Now forget about ever quitting stonks, you’re here till you ascend. Such euphoria nothing will match this moment and it’s a dragon chase now.

>>17210520
>Don’t you get tired of having so much stuff to keep your eye on? I’m trying to cull my list
Nope, who do you take me for?

and megacorps will always have better lawyers than government, it can be ignored but I admire the effort

Noob options question

I want to buy calls on SPCE. Can I make a decent amount of money, like $1K if I put in $500?

>He didn’t buy the bottom

>>17210723
Sell ATM SPY and QQQ calls at least 2 months from now.

>>17210415
ANYONE KNOW WHAT BABA IS GOING TO DO TOMORROW?

>>17210709
:(

>>17210723
just buy a job bro

>>17210723
Spce calls or puts
Flip a coin to decide on which one you pick

>>17210475
NVAX.

>>17210709
what is all that extra greek shit in the vertical columns? gamma? vega? beta delta? IV rank?

>>17210759
its a 50/50 flip, what you feeling like?

>>17210726
This... is not exactly the first time I made a nice profit. But thanks anyways
I just hate the drop in my portfolio each time, because I have to pay 25% taxes on the stuff I earn.

I will buy back into SPCE after the correction down. Or after earnings.

>>17210765
You are hence forth known as Debit Spread Officer

>>17210772
options muh trada

I want to trade options but I think I'm too retarded to wrap my head around the concept.

>>17210661
>4 years
oh so you're a literal newfag, makes sense, filtered

>>17210779
I think it's going to POP +10%.
Shit has been down since the beer disease, yet their growth is massive!

>>17210754
>being short the market just to collect premium
Really though?
Iron condors to collect premium seem safer to me.

>>17210795
Once you got your first +50% from a 5% rise you can never trade stocks again really.

>>17210802
nigga if he's going all in on one stock then whats the point of protecting downside risk? stonks only go UP

>>17210799
im sorry youre so hurt. im always here to talk if you need anon.

>>17210731
spce is literally crashing with no survivors rn be careful

Market just hit the all time high. I guess the only place it can go now is down. Press F to pay respects after you finish selling.

Bought SPCE late at $21, gonna sell right before earnings

>>17210730
Kek true but not sure why they’re making the effort when these are the very stocks trump is building into his re-election campaign.

Just guessing that they’re trying to cover their asses.

>>17210786
What’s the best way to pay taxes? Quarterly so you don’t get a penalty or is it fine to pay at the end of the year? I made 40k this quarter but it’s bullshit to pay in 10k right now that I could use to make me more money but if I’m going to get penalized, I’ll pay it in this quarter.

>>17210794

>>17210818
Then you should be selling puts, no?

>>17210842
Sounds nice, but you are not the only person with this plan
>>17210852
Im from Yurop
My broker does all the stuff for me. I do not have to do anything.

>>17210852
>What’s the best way to pay taxes?
not paying taxes at all
never sell, never pay

Can you niggas stop selling please. Thanks!

>>17210862
Point taken.

>>17210855

>OH SHIT WHERES ALL MY BUYING POWER

>MasterCard limit buys set ages ago at $266
FUCK seriously just buy high. I’m done waiting for dips.

My only concern is with the excitement of them getting into chink markets. They don’t seem to want plastic. They’re already using mobile and digital payments like WePay. Are they really going to start using Mastercard?

>qt unrelated. RahXephon criminally under-appreciated.

>>17210864
Ahhh well thanks anyhow I could tell you’re one of the good ones. What’s even bigger BS though is I might never make a gain again or ever get close to making this much for a long time, so why should I pay taxes on it right away? I hope I can at least wait until tax season next year. That way it will be figured out if I make more, hold the gains I made or lose it. I’ll have to talk to a tax guy to figure this out before I’m an outlaw.

END OF DAY SNSS PUMP HOLY FUCK IM COMFY

>>17210568
>>17210568
>"wheres that anon who posted the goofy weed posts?"
I was the person who posted about that twice and I regret it so much right now. I felt bad because he lost all his money, I had no idea he was this big of a faggot.
>>17210579
Kill yourself.

>>17210415
>on topic discussion among frenz edition

that's much frenlier than what I would've wrote

Also SPCE hype
Looking forward to a dip to buy more shares and grab some long calls

>>17210882
based and freedompilled. until they start spending tax money appropriately on actual americans their taxes are immoral and invalid.

>>17210882
That’s what I’d like to get into with these gains fren but the way I made money this time I had to sell

>new trips

Bring ONTX down! It has to go back to the .30s

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heJNHYCSsIc

range trading GO?
Looks like a firm bottom (ehehe) taking shape at $30

>>17210956
Fuck You
Buy more jets

VROOOOOOOOOM!!!!

>>17211067
>only one gun pod
back to the drawing board pacifists

>MSFT green for the day
A christmas miracle

>>17210935
Yeah, sorry I cant really help with US taxes

Here in Germany they want to make losses over 10k€ non-deductible btw.
Its essentially a ban on option and derivative trading (and stock trading getting more complicated to keep people from investing). The reason? Who knows. Probably banks losing boomer customers for their 0,1% a year scam fonds.
I am currently looking for a EU country with a nice tax system to base my broker in. One thing the EU did right at least.

>>17210944
I think we should wait a few days
It will definitely drop. But how much and when, before earnings? Risky stuff

Bought GE puts at $10 for one month from now.

Did I just go full retard?

>>17211088
Why are you betting against the military industrial complex during a period of heightened tensions?

>>17211083
MSFT :(

>>17210475
SPXL

>>17211083
>MSFT green for the day
I feel like I'm being pranked

>>17210742
Why is their forward PE so low? 12.22. Seems like value?

>>17210583
Hey I was wrong

COME ON MSFT
AT LEAST 0,01%
DO IT

>>17211113
>>17211125
Not sure yet

>>17211139
i'm scared

>>17211105
Shut up you dumbass trip faggot nigger.

>That volume on MSFT

JUST RING THE BELL
GREEN IT IS

>selling SPCE under $40

Shiggy

Wow VIX going parabolic last minute into close. Great sign for tomorrow?

>>17211080
'Murrica

>>17211019
no! im in at .52 and need to go back to .70

i dont think it would go back to .3 anyway, if you look at the history the last time it was down there was when nobody owned it but the employees and management of the company and they did a big buy around thanksgiving. that means the price right now is inflated above .3 because theres a lot of outside interest and investors, so i think the only way it could go down to .3 again is if everyone abandons their holdings but the people working at the company. which seems unlikely given the decent chance of profitability from good news of a likely successful test in a few weeks and FDA approval in a couple months for a unique drug developed for a niche market that has zero competition at all from literally any other company, that appears to work reasonably well on a treating a couple of diseases

>>17211163
Earnings are coming up
Mid term the stock is awesome obviously, but short term there is giant memery

this is the everything pump
｢final liquidity answering machine｣
we will be arriving at 3400 ahead of schedule

>>17211161
So it really was a joke all along

>>17211126
Help I am new and VZ looks like a solid 5G play trading at a good value. ATT looks like shit with their other business sectors making horrible decisions.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .72%, GEO crushes earnings just like I knew they wood, picked up cheap putty hedge for a month from now. CGC not doing great, and IV on options looks like my plans to get a strangle over earnies isn't cost effective :(
Everything else a little green except for sodas, getting nervous bout index RSI/bollies, we're getting pretty high on tha weekly/monthly!

>>17211170
Yeaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!

But where are all my air to air and air to ground missiles?

>>17211225
Started all cash today and up 1.5% from buying MSFT near the bottom, and swinging a bit too. Come at me bro.

>>17211225
Up a % or so after paying taxes on my SPCE earnings.
Should not be possible, but here we are.

>>17211225
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It’s red chief

>>17211225
Thank you again, SOXL. Up 3.81%

1st for Public Storage.

NYSE: PSA

Cheaper Finance = Relocation = Consumerism = Storage demand.

does anyone know why i cant sell in-the-money calls on ONTX or other cheap stocks i own? is there a federal rule against options on penny stocks or something?

>>17211263
no joke, in my city public storage facilities have become literal living locations for homeless people. they arent supposed to but nobody enforces it and the public storage people know whats going on but dont care. homeless literally pay the storage unit rent and then go there to sleep at night in their units.

>>17211272
not all stocks have options

>>17211170
That's a start in the right direction

So what are the plans for tomorrow?

BABA and NVDA have earnings

There was no tripfag shit for a few days and these threads were great. How new are these trannies to not know that trips have always been reviled? Buy KO.

>>17211225
made 1% this morning off microsoft, but just missed by buy on ONTX to hold over night because i didn't know you couldn't place a market order while you have a limit order active.
got within .5 of my limit target so i moved it up that .5 but it didn't return. then went to market order in the last minute but apparently that's not allowed.
oh well, will buy the dip tomorrow morning

1st for Teva Pharmaceutical Industries

NYSE: TEVA

Universal Healthcare? oy vey

I'm taking the SIE in 6 days so I can start on my s7. Wish me luck, going in blind mostly. From the content outline it seems I'll do fine though, except annuities, I fucking hate annuities.

All of you, especially dumb faggot trips missed the boat on WM. My calls are up significantly, stay poor gayboys.

>>17211301
why? who is in charge of allowing options on the stock? does the company have a say in that or is it regulated by gov?

These are the linkies you speak of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hR4rDbJPM4

Why do all biostocks have this curve btw.?
Every single one.

>>17211296
For obvious reasons, unfortunately I only see it getting much worse.

>>17211105
Why are you another fucking retard tripfag? Kys

How much is considered as a good ROI for options trading?
I've been holding my 30K worth of OTM positions for a month with about 35% ROI. They will be expired worthless in about 3 months and I am really worried.

OH FUCK
I GUESS ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BUY APPLIED MATERIALS NOW

still watching Cisco

>>17211320
Based
>>17211306
Reagan sucked
Fight me

/smg/ is officially priced out of ONTX.It will never be below. 5 again

>>17211369
You know... Regeneron and Bristol Myers are also bio

>>17211355
i'm not 100% sure... i've always kinda wondered that... maybe there just isn't enough market for it? but then again.. I've seen some stocks with very low volume, low price and still for some reason have options... maybe someone could answer that question itt because i'm actually curious to know who decides that aswell..

>>17211225
up 2.38% today. Solid gains

>>17211369
Biopharma penny stocks are basically pajeet shitcoins, there is a reason tranny attention whores shill them

>>17211401
nooooooo
what can I buy instead

>>17211398
>he didn't sell

>>17211439
Shut the fuck up you dumb faggot.
>>17211440
On what? Your 500 dollar position in SNSS?
Dipshit. Kill yourself.

>>17211458
you forgot me you stupid faggot

I asked in the last thread, how do you guys choose your stocks? Just meme bullshit like ontx and snss?

if starlink offers an ipo should i buy it? or is it a case of a fast explosive start and then a drop?

>>17211500
We don’t. It’s literally just the tripfags lmao. Are you new?

>futures
we still pumpin

>>17211500
pick companies that are innovators/leaders in their indutries, look at charts, look at financials, look at how the company has actually been doing in the past short-term, are there any new products/services coming, are their profit margins sufficient for future, etc, etc, etc. or guys just MC/V for easy money.

>>17210474
yes this and BYND plaseeee

>>17211500
Those are microcaps shilled by stocktwits assholes.

Also GALT which is LEGALLY ALLOWED to pay people to shill their stock.

Real /smg/ is FOODCHADS and MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX especially DIVIDEND ROYALTY

>>17211478
>Im a real tripfag now too guys. Give me attention!

>>17211398
Options for what? You'll want to double check upcoming catalysts and estimate likelihood of upside.

>>17211532
>FOODCHADS and MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX especially DIVIDEND ROYALTY
Gay and grandpapilled

>>17211500
DCA into SOXL

>>17211458
>Being this mad

>>17211544
ty for the (you) i feel validated now

>>17210475
Roku

Put and call

Sell put first

Then sell call

Sell at 25% gain for both

You're welcome

>>17211225
+.8
gulp gulp mm so sour

>>17211500
Stop basing your views on the dumbass shit tripfags say here.
They're all retarded as fuck.
Do your research.

>>17211458
>Shut the fuck up you dumb faggot.
awesome.. try to get some info in this thread and a conversation about something thats related to stocks going but then... oh wait... theres this guy...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

>>17210415
TSLA please go back up to $960.

I prayed for GALT before it went up 12%. I will pray again for GALT tonight. Hope you got in.

DYOR
the best stock shills come from the insider anons who don’t use trips like that organ harvesting dude and the KO guys

>>17211422
Was mostly talking about the small-cap ones

>>17211588
Kill yourself you dumb nigger.

>>17211588
>autism only lets him post the same couple images over & over & over

>>17211644
These faggots are literally brand new to this site, it’s painfully obvious.

>>17211500
Mostly good fundamentals for mid term trading.
Amazon, MSFT, GOOGL, Snap, KO, etc.
Good companies with good stocks.

And then 1/2 short term ones for fast trading. SPCE, ONTX, etc.

>>17211500
I spend hours researching before deciding to buy in.
Or, for smaller positions, I blindly follow advice of random anons here.
So far the first method has been more profitable overall. By a lot. But listening to random anons shill has worked for me a few times.

>>17211641
That's pretty much the opposite of survivor bias.

The ones that make it are bought up (See LOXO getting bought by LLY)

The ones that have poor IP or shit management (GALT) suffer indefinitely, continually dilute their stock, go deeper into debt until they disappear.

>>17211634
>>17211699
>>17211675
what factors do you guys consider while researching

>>17211659
>>17211644
>>17211643
awesome.. a whole thread about tripfags again

Loving the attention guys.. keep it coming.... i know i have such a huge impact on your lives.. oh god.. how terrible it must be

>>17211225
Excellent day. Previous nat gas double down at the 1.77 followed by yesterday and today's bounce allowed me to trim back to my original position size now with a lower cost basis. Splendid. Everything else did pretty good. Lockheed Martin was my worst performer with a -0.69%. Ballard power best (aside from nat gas) with a +2.45%.

>>17211659
Imagine being on the greatest meme site on the internet and posting the same ugly chihuahuas over & over & over. Autism must be a bitch

I will not remove my trip. I have a trip for a reason. I have picked a stock and I am confident about it and I stand firmly behind it. I will not go and shill some stock just to cowar away like some of these Anonymous posters.

These Anonymous posters are against you!! They want you to lose money. Not me, I want everyone to make money and I will not back down because a bunch of Anonymous shit posters are crying like little girls about a trip that is there for an extremely obvious reason.

So cry all you want and fill the fucking thread about how much you hate tripfags.. I'm not fucking leaving so your shit posting is doing nothing at all!!!

LCI to $60!!!

>>17211659
i bet you dont even know who assblaster is, do you faggot

>>17211730
y-yeah im t-thinking thats BASED

>>17211713
BUILD THE WALL!!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

>>17211712
>double down at the literal bottom
I hate you out of jealousy
natty still red for me

very depressed about the state of these threads
the same retard has been shitting it up for years, and it's just gettign worse

very bad day for smg

>>17211699
We all know you're a poor fuck who has no money to actually invest, so you pile it all on shitstocks.
Kill yourself, you fucking retard.

>>17211710
Market viability of what a company is offering, their profitability, whether they are expanding what they are offering vs said profitability, resume of their management team, overall direction of the market and particularly political considerations (like if a new bill is being presented that would make it harder for them to protect their IP), if it's tech then the actual science behind what they are making, that sort of thing.

>>17211748
holy fuck the dedication to take time out of your day to constantly shitpost against a tripfag is absolutely soothing to the tripfags soul. its actually BASED as fuck

>>17211225
DB calls up bigly
AMD calls looking good
Bought more SPCE near the lod
Bought some SPCE.WS
Bought some SPCE.U

Another good day

>>17211753
Capped and saved to my biz folder

>>17211730
We are all in this together, fren.

Report the tripfags for trolling. Let's see if the mods do their job for once.

>>17211500
Finviz screener mostly. My watchlist is a selection of the better companies in every sector, Canada and US. I'll also add stuff people mention here if it looks decent and fits my trading style.

I'm a fucking idiot. I'm still buying stocks even though I think the coronavirus is really big deal.
China put most of the country in lock down. Look at the cruise ship infections.
The virus is highly contagious.

>>17211710
>PE ratio
How are others doing? How was it in the past?
>Entrance windows
Not after a pump. Are earnings coming?, etc.
>Past performance
Look at AMZN basically stalling for a year depsite a stellar performance. There is only one way: Up
>Future
Can the company grow and improve?
>Foreign influences
Best example of me failing to consider this: OGI
The company earns money, but the other companies in the sector are failing, dragging OGI down with it.
Military stocks shoting up in a war, Brexit no deal hurting British companies, etc.
This kind of stuff

>>17211744
Youre not american & you never will be. Enjoy your little brother syndrom canacuck

>>17211807
just buy foodstocks
free money

alright guys i want to buy my very first option. can you confirm for me:

if you buy a call option, and it expires in 2 days (2/14), and i dont sell it before it expires, do i lose only what i spent on purchasing the call? i dont get obligated to buy the shares or anything right?

>>17211747
>double down at the literal bottom
We don't know that's the bottom yet. And my timing was lucky on the buy.

>>17211836
correct

>>17211807
Had a sore throat come out of nowhere yesterday. Pray for me Bros

>>17211836
Yes. The max loss is the money you buy the option for.

>>17211819
LCI to $60

IT'S OVER MSFT bros. We had a good run.

>>17211863
good luck anon. its only a 2-5% mortality rate so the odds are in your favour. just hope your immune system doesnt let you down.

>>17211840
true
I had hoped bernie's win would have made for a bigger move. Prolonged crabbing will kill me to death.

>>17211866
F
(checked)
>>17211833
based
I'm going in on TSN

>>17211863
Also, going to the dentist right now. Let's hope their sterilization protocols aren't up to Snuff and I can spread Corona-chan's love to later patience

>>17211788
we got this

LCI to $60

>>17211765
yeah.. basically.. now you're getting it.... they really aren't doing anything but shitting up the thread

>>17211875
LCl to $60?

>>17211833
I bought MMM.
Might buy some food stock tomorrow.

>>17211863
Stock up on some supplies.

>>17211903
LCI to $60!

>>17211848
>>17211866
thanks. second question, if i buy the call with a limit which is set to the call option price divided by 10, is there a chance of someone selling it to me out of desperation or by mistake or is this shit all computerized


like if i buy 1 option at $3 for a total of $300, but instead when doing the call order i set a limit buy of $ .30 for a total of $30, is there a chance i could get lucky from someone desperate to sell

>>17211883
that's wild
who doesn't love 3 different microsoft "updates" every day?
who doesn't want an operating system that's 90% ads and telemetry services?
microsoft is the 1.3+ trillion dollar beating heart of our economy, and they sold? how?

>>17211905
I've been buying three extra cans of beans every time I go to the store. I have about 50 so far

>>17211902
>they really aren't doing anything but shitting up the thread
>contributes nothing

>>17211905
MMM is great
my love for MMM grows daily
It's one of those companies that's so good, you just know their management is going to find a way to fuck it up eventually. But I love them forever.

Tripfags seething but here I am comfy far away from their faggotry. I’m up 23% for the day, how are you friends doing?

Trip fag niggers should really kill themselves.

>>17211902
>NOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN TRIPPERINOOOO HOW ELSE WILL I GET ATTENTION BEFORE MY FAGGOT LUNG DISEASE KILLS ME WITHOUT IT NOOOOOOOO

>>17211532

REMINDER NOT TO BUY MICROCAP SHIT SHILLED ON SMG

Yo the fuck happened to sony?

>>17211938
you can always put in buy orders at whatever price you want.
they might not fill, but you can put in the orders, sure.
you can do the same thing with stocks to
but they way an order book works, there almost certainly WILL be other people in the book with prices higher than yours. So all their orders would have to fill before yours, which basically means it won't happen.
you should read about market mechanics in general for things like shares, and then you will also learn about the way it works for options :D

>Buy ONTX/GALT/SNSS, anon! I’m concerned for your financial security!

trip fags just win. win so much youre going to get sick of winning.

>>17212020
What do you mean? I bought yesterday.

>>17211938
>is there a chance of someone selling it to me out of desperation or by mistake or is this shit all computerized
Zero chance

In a few words:
You never buy stocks, or options, from another person. You trade them through the market, where the markets (like AMEX, XETRA, etc.) buy your stuff and sell it. Everything has a price set by these market makers/the exchange itself.

Its more complicated and also depends on country/broker/what exactly you trade, but you dont need to understand all of it.

>>17212072
>I-I-I’M WINNING!!!!

>SPCE 100% margin requirement on Schwab

>>17212093
every time i get a (you) i actually feel so good about myself. thx anon

>>17211573
Been seeing a lot of people talking about KO's new energy drink, I wonder if it'll do well @_@
>>17211712
I want natty to succeed so bad, I'm so mad at Cramer (again) for shilling against it

>>17212099
Checked. Some of you are alright, stay away from trading on margin.

Ugh
I hate it when they steal our memes to try sand blend in
Goddamn shills just get here and think “wow they sure love republicans! I’ll just post some MAGA stuff and they’ll think I’m one of them.”

>>17212107
>every time i get a (you) i actually feel so good about myself
Just imagine what a fragile ego

>>17211883
oh fug. I still have a 3/13 call

>>17212107
>THIS IS THE BEST YESSS MY DOPAMINARINOOOOOOS

>>17212133
it wont be fragile after a few days here to validate myself

>>17212093
Has it gotten better or worse since you started replying to Modi’s shill army?

Friendly reminder that the business cycle has been defeated through the based rejection of boomer idealistic thinking about the monetary system and that stocks will now only go up, the exception being a 2008-type event where the gears slip and create an actual crisis.

>>17212149

>>17212156
>the business cycle has been defeated
they said that all the other times too

>>17212143
>>17212093
>>17212065
>>17212013
>>17211959

>>17212172
ok sirs im done for tonight, going to go unwind. ty for the (you)'s, see you tomorrow same time same place.

Kill yourselves, dumb ass trip niggers.

>>17210610
based fucking retard

>>17212177
and they got closer and closer each time, it was only the spooks of classical econ holding us back from greatness

>>17212156
Very well said. Instead of savings accounts that used to pay big rates we park our money in equities for the next 40 years.

>>17211588
Kill yourself

>>17210415
REEEEEEEEE Fucking application process bullshit fuck you

>>17212330
if you don't pass the application process, you can't be a member of the /smg/ Platinum Elite club.

>>17212239
sorry gramps, the kids these days are buying their "bit-tokens"

I have learned many good lessons about the stock market in the past few days, such as:
>The danger of trusting the memes
>The danger of knowing a bit and thinking you're making informed choices
>How easy it is to be persuaded to buy just one more stock, thus preventing selling for the day
>The meaning of the term 'swing trading'
>The reason for distinction between that and day trading
>The nature of stocks as long term investment
>That the anons who insult those just wanting to make a quick buck were insulting me all along
And it only cost me $11. Tomorrow I put an end to my day trading instinct/retardation and learn how to trade sensibly.

I mean to sell everything except for KO first thing in the morning except for KO, but where do you think AGRX and SNSS will be in a few days? (I'm absolutely getting out of ONTX as soon as I can, no matter how green it looks now.)

ONTX needs to drop down. People who FOMO'd need to learn their lesson.

ONTX - Rebounded nicely. Another conference this monday.

P.S - Support KDP. Every Dr. Pepper, K Cup, R.C Cola, and Kureig machine sold benefits me cause I'm a KDP shareholder.

>>17212367
you're gonna make it

>he fell for the recession impeachment yield curve inversion Chinese superbat virus ww3 meme

>>17212359
What broker isn’t a faggot that I can use without the stupid app process

>>17212421

>>17212447
Uncle Tony down the street.
It's federally regulated you fucking faggot.

>>17212447
is the application process anything more than just giving them your address, email, social, etc.?
I've never had to do anything more than the basics.
try robinhood, ameritrade, or schwab.

Does anyone here mostly invest in dividend stocks?

>>17212374
If it does run up, Are you prepared to be dumped on again?

>>17212421
Market is coated in teflon, so glad I didn’t get shaken out

>>17212447
Are you retarded?

In the year 2120, MCD will be making juicy lab grown all-beef burgers and serving them with an ice cold KO.

If Bernie wins and it is the catalyst for the collapse of our society, I’ll still be comfy in my holdings. Why, you ask? Because I know that some wagie will be grilling up McRat burgers and the heavily armed McMilitia will be enforcing the NO REFILLS policy with extreme prejudice.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

CSCO beat but stock is down, likely guidance. more cheapies for this doggo of the Dow

>>17212525
I thought you get free refills though?

>>17212534
fuck nuggets

>>17212515
stealing that image

>>17212447
You’re just getting into the market now? Enjoy buying the top and holding my bags, zoomer.

>>17212473
Fuck off you angry crack whore cunt

>>17212483
That’s the problem, it can take up too 3 days to just invest in stocks.

>>17212525
>McMilitia
I love you.

>>17212534
>>17212552
you've been really struggling recently
is everything OK? anything you want to talk about?

>>17212545
Not in the apocalypse, KO syrup is now the third most valuable currency in the planet.

>>17212565
it will be OK my love
you'll be buying the stocks soon enough

>>17212534
>>17212552
Shut up you dumb faggot
You lost all respect. Kill yourself, tripnigger.

>>17212566
That picture is actually in Kuwait, I only know because I stopped there on my way to Afghanistan kek.

You guys think there will be a market-wide dip this friday, as people pull out their profits for the 3 day weekend? Would love to get some AMD a couple dollars cheaper.

If you are a tripnigger faggot-lover then dont even @ me because you're all filtered. fucking fags, fuck SNSS

>>17212506
I ain't afraid. The positive things will drive this stock up big time once they release the phase 3 data. Sure these conferences help spread the word but once the hard facts come to light, well nothing can keep it down then. I'll be dragging a Fat Green Bag to the door.

>>17212640
Probably, these dudes have to afford their coke and tranny hookers somehow. Plus I feel like the market spooks every Friday and cashes out nowadays.

>>17212640
No. They’ve been keeping the market up because of the virus, hsi dipped too -8 percent when the markets opened back up on February 3rd, now everything’s fine that should tell you something. The Dow should have fell off the cliff too but nah. Everything’s fine keep investing

>>17212578
busy at work, old age, losing my touch

>>17212621
'no u' pic related

>>17212374
You picked the worst one with the most Asian exposure. It’s also t-babytard’s favorite.

>>17212672
You removed your gay ass trip. I’m proud of you.

>>17212640
>3 day weekend
wait what

>>17212682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUjDMdSwefk

>>17212686
(the person you were replying to is the T-babies poster. if you can't distinguish his posts in a single sentence by now there is no hope for you; also, please don't be rude to him unnecessarily)

what's the chance of TSLA going to ATH again this year?

>>17212367
Good luck.

>>17212700
Next monday markets are closed for Washingtons bday

>>17212715
I figured it out before I sent it, but I’m driving and didn’t want to redo it
>there is no hope for you
X_x
You think so??
Fugggggg

>>17212746
You were less gay when you were only a namefag, almost tolerable.

>>17212785
>X_x
Are you a teenage girl circa 2008? If so, what’s up? :3

>>17212785
you were commanded to NOT post while driving
cut it out. final warning.

>>17212806
tfw I took teenage girls for granted in 2008 and it isn't 2008 anymore and where did all those teenage girls that I used to text and hang out with go...

>>17212806
Mid-2000s emoticons are a sign of being a big and cool man -_-

>>17212715
Don’t you ever just get mad at him for repeating the same exact mistakes? That ONTX -27% candle is brutal and is exactly how AMRN played out but it’s yet to be seen if the beatings continue.

>>17212832
Iktf bro... I miss them
And I miss that aesthetic

>>17212806
It am 2020
Kekkies

>>17212832
Tinder allowed 7/10+ women to select from the top 10% of males, remotely and 24/7. I spent the past 7 years pumping and dumping them and feel kind of bad, like I was contributing to a problem. Oh well, at least I’m married now. I would hate to be in the dating scene tiddy.

is broken or no?

CSCO good enough or gonna fill those lower gaps?

Okay!! Captcha was busted for a minute there. More busted than normal.

>>17212623
Excellent! I have updated the image title. Who were the burgs? Taste like standard mickey d's?

(is posting broken)

>>17212863
I think he got into both of those before the normie pump
he made a gain on AMRN and is probably up a bit on ONTX too
sure his price targets are unreasonable to the point of complete incoherence, but it doesn't effect me. I never get mad at anyone here. Except for you, when you try and use 4chan on your phone while driving.

>>17212868
>tiddy
nice

Hey bros I'm new to stocks what do I buy

>>17212958
Stonks

>>17212958
KO

>>17212958
A mixture of good sturdy American institution companies like KO and MCD, an index position like SPY, and some gambles because the other stuff is breddy boring.

*places the CSCO straw on the bull's back and waits*

why did B2G tank today

>GEX PUUUUUUUMP
wewww lads. Almost want to pick up some svxy or UPRO afterhours.

>>17212955
I appreciate that you care about me sempai. Let’s all keep ourselves safe!

It’s not as crazy as it sounds in the traffic and stoplights of LA, but I’ll remind myself of your wisdom and resist temptation.

Is it even possible to "make it"?

Isn't accumulating money the goal itself?

>>17212950
They were good because I hadn't had junk food in a while. As a globetrotting connoisseur, They tasted more like McDonalds in the UK than McDonalds in the United States.
>>17213007
This isn't bad advice. I try to keep most of my stack in stable securities, like consumer staples, but I reserve 20% of my money to day trade and swing instead of actually doing my job.
>>17213010
I thought they would do better, I only had one call so it's not too bad for me at least, kek.

>>17213037
most of us are here for the frenship. money comes second

>>17213015
I mean BTG it's like some kind of gold mining stock I guess it is really just not going anywhere but it says 100% buy

Stop reading the news and /pol/ friends. The only news you should read are the FOMC meeting minutes. They're the only thing that decides when a bull market ends.

>>17213037
I suppose that demands on your definition of making it and whether you want the real bourgeoisie stuff like power and influence too. All I want is enough to buy a plot of land far enough away from a city that it won't get gobbled by suburb creep but close enough that things like mail and groceries aren't a huge inconvenience to collect. I will have some alpacas and horsies. And a greenhouse with tortoises living inside. About 2 milly would be enough, I think. I would still have to trade but way less risky and would not have to work for the man at all.

>>17213049
>As a globetrotting connoisseur, They tasted more like McDonalds in the UK than McDonalds in the United States.
Hmmmm. Very interesting.

>>17212955
>>17212863
Actually I sold out of AMRN with a nice pile. I used that money and only a small part of my own money to buy ONTX (12156 shares). Most of my original AMRN investment money is tucked away in the bank.

>>17211730
Reminder this attention-starved tranny shilled his meme stock at FIFTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS

I wanna start trading frens which broker do you recommend

>>17213089
>Stop reading the news and /pol/ friends.
News yes. Except releases direct from companies you trade or plan to. /pol/ only if you are resistant to the /pol/ tendency to call armageddon for real this time three or four times annually.

I ran the numbers and found that a consistent daily 1% increase on investments gets you a 1229% increase by the end of the year, given 260 business days. (I am a cellist, not a financier or economist as you can no doubt tell at this point.)
An average daily increase of 1% is probably very optimistic, but what would you guys say you average? Do you track this sort of thing?

After I'm done with this ROKU swing trade I think I might finally go long on LCl

>>17213152
Td Ameritrade.

>>17213176
Nobody asked, tripnigger. Kill yourself.

>>17213194
Good talk, faggot.

>>17213089
Based but you should also check out the podcasts from the economist.

MAYBE the big brokers too with a grain of salt. This one was particularly good.

>>17213065
<3

>>17213168
1% a day every day is near impossible for any length of time. Realistic goal is match or beat the S&P for any given year. My trading style is tuned to more or less equal the S&P under regular win rate but also expose me to opportunities for moonshots.

>>17210415
"trip" should cover the other patterns, does it not?

>>17213194
Ahahahaha when will they learn?

>>17212473
Nope uncle Tony dont even do it anymore

>>17210415

>>17213103
i will join you in that place fren

In a fictional universe where there were no laws, I would kill each and every tripfag on the planet. They would get one chance to learn how retarded it is then bam summary execution

>>17213015
>>17213075
Yeah I mean I don't know man, 1.4% down is such a massive drop I don't think it can recover at all. Bankruptcy will probably be announced tomorrow

>>17213256
as long as you don't mind me turning a portion of the land into a live fire and demolition range

>>17213224
nope

>>17213168
Sometimes you also lose 1% and that hurts you more than winning 1%. Add some idle days as well as spread.

>>17211448
i bet that video and those views arent even fake

>>17213294
that's weird. i hope it's at least case insensitive

>>17213326
Seems to be so far

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>>17213370

>>17213370

>>17213370

>>17213370

>>17213370

>>17213370

>invested about $12K since late january
>up 800 bucks

Problem is most of the gains are coming from SPCE and AMD. I have a little more long-term confidence in AMD, but I'm aware SPCE is years away from any serious growth, and that's assuming they pivot to revolutionizing air travel and not just being an amusement park for celebrities.

What other companies/ETFs look good? Is anyone else buying BAKA? I also have about 30 shares of VOO.

>>17213264
absolutely based

>>17210415
two days ago i posted in here about buying a reit on portfolio margin. some one called me a dumbass and i defended the idea. did some more research and you were right anon. i would get margin called, ass raped by theta, and most likely end up in debt. the position is only profitable in an absolute bull market it would be fucked in a sideways or bear market and i wouldve killed myself. thanks!

Any of you nerds remember MGT? I got a thing in the mail about a class action settlement.

>>17212156
>2008-type event where the gears slip and create an actual crisis.
like a bernie sanders victory in 2020?

>>17213957
never going to happen in this timeline but that would have been a catastrophe

terrifying to think that if there are infinite alternative universes bernie sanders will win in one of them