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my coworkers are all disgusting gremlins

My only coworker is my mother....

>>17180163
Story time

I am having sex with my coworker and it's alright. Just fucked her in the ass last weekend.

>>17180163
Is it bad if penis cums out of my shit when I ejaculate?

>>17180163
So, what happened after you had sex with your coworker?

>don't have coworkers
ftfy

I've done it heaps of times

Do not tell me what to do.

Don't have sex with your coworkers. Just like you shouldn't piss on your coworker's brand new leather jacket, you shouldn't expose your sexual organs or wipe them down with your own pee. Everyone knows how gross that can be, and that's just too much.

Avoid using the "penis tax" or the benefit package when submitting the Social Security number. The non-existent benefit package is a minor annoyance compared to the penis tax, but it sure seems like it would be fun to start asking for it when you leave the office.

When it comes to sunscreen, I suggest you use no more than 30% of the SPF rating. I prefer not to use thicker sunscreen, because it just becomes a huge effort to reapply.

>>17180163
This rule only applies if you're not concealing your identity and if you don't pull out before leaving DNA evidence all over the scene

>>17180163
You've never made it unless you have either:
>slept with a girl higher up the hierarchy
>slept with an HR girl, preferably two of them
>done weird fetishist shit with a girl from your team
Sometimes I wish I had completed the list but by the time I had sex with the manager we also got married and had a child. Still, worked out for me, bruh

>>17180336
Same slept with my boss and now engaged.
Sweet

>>17180163
>get drunk at AW
>start hitting on all female coworkers, including my boss who is married
>for some reason start lightly choking one of my female coworkers as a joke
>she takes offense and starts crying
>I laugh
>blank out
>wake up sleeping in a random staircase

heh

>>17180354
Absolutely based, this is how you do it.

What if one teaches underaged trainees?

>>17180336
>>17180354
>>17180189
where are you from niggers

>>17180336
>>slept with a girl higher up the hierarchy
Did this and it backfired *a lot*.

>>17180781
Follow your heart.

>>17180821
how you just greentext it nigger
what kind of job was it

I slept with one then she told all the other girls. A story as old as time I think.

Slept and did drugs with her. We are moving in togehter in 3 month. Couldnt be happier and we are still working together

>>17180922
did you creampie her pussy

>>17180163
>female co workers ask me to out for drinks with them
>see this post

>>17180922
>posting pics of your gf on the chinz

Weak

>>17180945
Well yes...still a couple as is stated. Actually surprised it worked out well. Guess i got lucky

>>17180174
well youre white so it def needs to be said to u

>>17180970
what job you guys even fuckin do man
office shit?

>>17181008
Both social workers. Working with drug addicts. Pretty interesting, sometimes really sad. But this Jeans she is a good honest soul. Whats could i want more?

>>17180163
Why not

>>17180163
depends on how seriously you take your current job. If you work a shitty entry level job, fuck everybody.

>>17181045
>Working with drug addicts
I could literally put you out of jobs with the stuff i snort my man. Enjoy your shitty job while it lasts lmao

>>17181155
You're jealous of him

Why not? What am I suuposed to do, actually work?

>>17181171
>jealous of a crackwhore lookin lady
okay man, i see them everyday outside the strip
Im so fuckkin jellly

I slept with a coworker and now we're married with a house and kid.
Sometimes it works out, up to you whether you take the gamble.

Absolutely dont do it, I banged one at a xmas party because she got me drunk af... she got super attached/clingy while I wanted nothing to do with her. I ended up quitting that job which sucked. I can hardly remember having sex as well because I was so drunk...

>>17181202
Still jealous of him.

>>17181316
Allow me to interject, but I believe the word you're looking for is "envious", not "jealous".
Envy is when you desire something others do but you don't.
Jealousy is when you fear someone may steal something you already have.

>>17180922

Pretty attractive from that pic, BUT

>Social worker, working with drug addicts
>Does drugs himself
>WITH the future mother of his children (potentially)
Degenerate there my man
And finally..

>posting your waifu on 4chan

>>17181247

>Married with a house and kid
>Sometimes it works out

Pick one

>>17181247
how is having a house and kid working out?

do yuu make enough to have that bitch cooking and cleaning all day?

do you have at least 10,000 links

is so then congrats, i consider that working out

>>17180163
>>17180163
i actually work in a company that my mum is a entire office manager and there is bunch of hot girls, 50/50 actually and at last company party i've been dancing with one of them, which is like 8/10, we really had intimate dance rubbing each other, talking whole night, she is hot af - 25yo, slim fit, blonde (im 30).
we started chatting lately in office, i really want to fuck her, she is perfect but i hestiate cos of my gf which is.. pretty fat. and has tattoos i hate, but we are having a quite nice relationship.. and my mum is a boss and if anything backfires.. will hit her too
fuck me
struggling a lot..