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Please be seated gentlemen I have an announcement to make. There are refreshments in the back, *snap* *snap* OHH JANNIES.. where are the hors d'oeuvres? Hurry up already *snap* *snap*

>> No.17175474

security screening must be extra tight this evening, would you all please grab some refreshments and a seat when you have the chance. we will commence with trips

>> No.17175544

>>17175306
Lovely.
An Extinction Level Event Party for thos of us smart enough to short crypto ahead of the Hashrate Crash.
May I be admitted, Sir?
My credentials are impeccable, and I just sold 100k.

>> No.17175596
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While I can't speak for the others, you have my attention, good sir. Perhaps this sticky will assist you in wrangling the rest of this rabble.

>> No.17175600

>takes a seat
>face turns red while strainig
HUUUNNNNNGGGGGHHHH!!!
>explosive shit blasts behind
Oopsie poopse please send a jannie to clean it up

>> No.17175615
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ill sit here quietly, dont mind me as i comb my hair. i just got a new cut. do you like it biz?

>> No.17175659

>>17175544
doublechecked you certainly may kind sir. welcome welcome
>>17175596
ty kind sir
>>17175600
dont worry they are paid poorly for just that purpose, please let it all out
>>17175615
is that...highlights?

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>>17175306

We've experinced your shitposting, and the spongebob reference. What else do you have in store for us? Present your new announcement!

chop chop, the scandinavian roads gets covered with more snow for every hour that passes. I have a long journey home ahead of me.

>> No.17175685

>>17175659
>is that...highlights?
why yes it is good sir, just got it done now.

>> No.17175694

>>17175668
fren just take my private helicopter, a bizness man of your stature only deserves to travel in the most bizness way.

>> No.17175704

>>17175668
My Good Sir, you were off but by duece.
Bloody good try Chap.

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>>17175668
well fren, i will guide you after our ceremony.. i know the backcountry quite well. no need to rush things, please enjoy your spirits
>>17175685
looking good and aryan pilled fren
>>17175694
a kind offer indeed , what a community!

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Excuse me I've got the coronavirus but forget to bring my mask, is there a Jannie standing ready that I can sneeze on when the urge strikes?
Wouldn't want to infect actual visitors.

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>>17175753
no chinamen allowed. you are white arent you? please make your way to our hazmat fitting area, swiftly. thank you.

>> No.17175768
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>>17175694

Undoubtedly true, duke Frog.
Alas, my newfag of a father were in need of it for his vast expedtition on finding new exotic shitcoins.

The 24 karat carriage would have to suffice.

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>>17175306
A pleasure to see you old chum. I hope the wife and kids are well... I'll take my seat now, I eagerly await the announcement

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>>17175764
ty fren, this is much better.

>> No.17175854

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDyb_alTkMQ

I did it my way.

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>>17175740

Glorious, a frog wih stature but knows the northern commonwealth!

I'll gladly take your offer to guide us home safely.

>> No.17176015

>>17175794
likewise old pal, the familys good and growing so big now it would be great to have you to our summer cookout again this year.
>>17175818
you look much better! please enjoy the ceremony
>>17175854
what a tone setter, thanks for the fitting vibe fren
>>17175855
and safely we shall travel tonight under the moonlight

alright alright we're filling in quite nicely now and we will begin momentarily.. thanks again for coming and please enjoy tonights BIG announcement.

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yer a funny guy op. glad I could make it

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>>17176015
while we wait, please gentlemen enjoy this picture of the pizda im currently slamming

>> No.17176072

>>17176044
klaipeda?

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>>17176015
Top of the evening you fine gentlemen. I will pass time passing chess until the big announcement thank you

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Hello, nice ceremony you have going on here. Can I burrow some sugar?

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>>17176138

>> No.17176169
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*AHEM* TINK TINK TINK

Gentlemen, I will now proceed with the announcement:

I'd like to start with the obvious..
FUCK JANNIES - I filmed this earlier from the restroom *SNAP* *SNAP* go clean
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK NIGNOGS
FUCK CHINAMEN
FUCK ZUCKERBERG
FUCK CENTRAL BANKS
and MOST importantly FUCK SWINGLINKERS AND NO LINKERS ALIKE.

AMD + Barclays - you heard it here second.

That is all, please enjoy the ceremony and feel free to mingle about.

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>>17176138
conscript frog reporting in. Why do i have to deal with a niggerfrog after serving 3 tours ont he frontline in normiestan?

>> No.17176194
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>>17175306
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS
FUCK WETBACKS
FUCK POOS
IF YOU DONT LIKE IT
THEN FUCK YOU TOO

>> No.17176196
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>>17176169
your urine sample has been deemed colorfull and healthy.

>> No.17176208

>>17175306

If I listen, will I get Corona virus?

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>>17176169

>An non-shylock ween, aryan and clean

>> No.17176239

>>17176169
NIGGER

>> No.17176244

>>17176177
this is unacceptable, you couldnt be more right. ill approve the order to take him out
>>17176194
welcome welcome absolutely based
>>17176196
fecal sample coming soon, want to smell?
>>17176208
stay away from hazmatanon and youll be okay

>> No.17176262

>>17176169
Very clear urine you are most hydrated fine sir

>> No.17176263
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>>17176169

what a retarded poster

here let me fix that for you

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>>17176169
>>17176244

FUCK CHAINLINK
FUCK SHILLS
FUCK KLEROS
FUCK SERGEY, PRISON 2020
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK PAJEETS, GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY AND TECH JOBS
FUCK KIKES, I'LL GLASS YOU ALL
FUCK THE LIDF SHILLERS
FUCK CENTRAL BANKS,
AND FUCK BOOMERS THAT ARE 50 THAT ACT LIKE THEY'RE 30 WITH FAKE HAIR IMPLANTS

AND MOST OF ALL, FUCK JANNIES

MOTHERFUCK JANNNNNIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSSSSS


REEEE
FUCK JANNIES

AND FUCK OP, SUCK COCKS

>> No.17176283

>>17176263
yes janny please drink my entire sample, thats the only water break youre getting tonight.

>> No.17176285
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>>17176177

>Sipping fine courvoisier and eating shrimp
>Shitposting among fellow frogs
>Conversating about the future of future usages with Chainlink.

>A burn-tainted gay frog dares asking for our precious sugar.

What's next, free saffron??

>> No.17176295

>>17176281
absolutely seething!

>> No.17176302
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>>17176281
Based fren

>> No.17176310

I must do this! Just for our Brexit heroes, who are to be congratulated!

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Glad I could make it.

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Trips Attempt no.1

>> No.17176346

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPNeJeZ3ODc

I envy BG, they may make their own laws again. This is worth much more than any EU funding for immigrants or whatever. Thank you Brits! You stood up for yourselves! Right you are. I envy you.

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>>17176283
>>17176295

you're not supposed to reply ten times to your own post you LIDF shill.

You make an announcement and wait for it to take off or it doesn't you forced meme dogshit link shill

I hope when they flashbang the link offices and extort sirgay out of the building, you try and shield his body and take five faggot

piss off

>> No.17177159

This thread dies as it lived.
Shitty, with no Jannies giving it a hint of attention.

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17177182

I'm sorry, my friends, but it is about time that I give the news we've been dreading. OP, is not, as a matter of fact, a promiscuous homosexual man. Sorry for being the bearer of bad news, but I just had to say it.

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>> No.17177653

>>17176169
Well said sir

>> No.17177871

Smiling's just a phrase yeah, and nothing can phase me ;)

>> No.17177892

>>17177871

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaCijH0USo8

And for now, I take shelter in the depths of my mind.

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>>17176169
Absolute masterpiece OP. 10/10.

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>>17176169
Brava! Brava!