/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17174577
Kys

>>17174577
I've been all in since last year. Not touching shit until $1000

>>17174577
>How the fuck are you not all in yet?
The account is fucking emptying as we speak JUST GIVE ME A FEW MORE DAYS FUCK

>>17174577
It’s fake.
Linktards are desperate as usual

this has nothing to do with chainlink

>>17174610
>A couple folks -- MakerDAO, UMA -- use oracles that find the price of assets by checking on-chain exchange rates. Some people prefer this because they find Chainlink's current system too centralized at the governance level, and they are therefore considered competition (though in reality all will soon see the light).
>In classic Sergey fashion, he has won by CONSUMING them like a scrumptious big mac or tiny asian woman
A couple folks -- MakerDAO, UMA -- use oracles that find the price of assets by checking on-chain exchange rates. Some people prefer this because they find Chainlink's current system too centralized at the governance level, and they are therefore considered competition (though in reality all will soon see the light).

In classic Sergey fashion, he has won by CONSUMING them like a scrumptious big mac or tiny asian woman

This place has literally become idiots with 100k stacks trying to get each other to sell.

>>17174577
checked blessed 7s

>>17174626
That's where you're wrong, I'm never selling

This is huge

>>17174625
>A couple folks -- MakerDAO, UMA -- use oracles that find the price of assets by checking on-chain exchange rates. Some people prefer this because they find Chainlink's current system too centralized at the governance level, and they are therefore considered competition (though in reality all will soon see the light).
>In classic Sergey fashion, he has won by CONSUMING them like a scrumptious big mac or tiny asian woman
A couple folks -- MakerDAO, UMA -- use oracles that find the price of assets by checking on-chain exchange rates. Some people prefer this because they find Chainlink's current system too centralized at the governance level, and they are therefore considered competition (though in reality all will soon see the light).
>A couple folks -- MakerDAO, UMA -- use oracles that find the price of assets by checking on-chain exchange rates. Some people prefer this because they find Chainlink's current system too centralized at the governance level, and they are therefore considered competition (though in reality all will soon see the light).
>In classic Sergey fashion, he has won by CONSUMING them like a scrumptious big mac or tiny asian woman
A couple folks -- MakerDAO, UMA -- use oracles that find the price of assets by checking on-chain exchange rates. Some people prefer this because they find Chainlink's current system too centralized at the governance level, and they are therefore considered competition (though in reality all will soon see the light).

>I can now say "meta oracles" and call people dumb for not knowing what I'm talking about
thanks sergey

>>17174907
>In classic Sergey fashion, he has won by CONSUMING them like a scrumptious big mac or tiny asian woman
This is why I come here

>>17174626
Check’em

So this adds smart contract ability to bitcoin?

Fake as fuck. The linktard cope is getting desperate.

>>17174983
This webm is fucking hilarious but I feel bad for the poor bastard who has to clean it up.

>>17175029
never feel bad for jannies

>>17174960
I'm not sure if this is a serious question but no. Bitcoin has to add their own smart contract ability, Chainlink oracles can provide outside data to Bitcoin's blockchain in that scenario. Everything LINK is doing now is for ETH and DeFi but they will go where the data is needed (blockchain agnostic).