/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17172461
no one gives a shit here poorfag.

>>17172461
>what motivates you to work here
>to pay the bills

thats the most obvious and idiotic way to make sure you wont get the job you applied for.

learn to tell people what they want to hear, it's a skill that can easily make you rich by itself.

t. based sociopath

>>17172461

How do you even know? What applicable skills do you have that set you apart from your competition really? If you're doing some minimum wage retard job where 10000 people apply, they have 0 incentives to give you anything. I'm saying this out of love anon, yes HR feminists can be super annoying but they're part of life until we can helicopter the communists so we have to focus on the things we can do to get ahead anyway.

>>17172461
Who taught you to interview?
Always tell them solving problems, making deals, becoming a leader or some other bs. Just make it sound motivational and convincing.
As for transportation say bike or public transport because you believe in limiting your carbon footprint. You need to spin your disadvantage as something altruistic or creative.

You obvi don't want a job.

>>17172553
she doesnt even work for the company. She's just a recruiter.
She asked me in general. Its just a simple fucking greenhouse job man..fuck meeeeee

never ever apply to jobs on indeed. 200+ other retards are applying for the same shit.

if i probably looked like chad, she would have gotten wet and gave me the job

not even sure why the bitch even called me. fuck

All that questions are just a front. If you were good looking, tall, and had a degree the job would just be tossed to you. These questions just exist because she simply doesn't like you and doesn't want to give you the job.

Don't feel bad. There is no "right" answer to the questions because the questions just exist to signify you are wrong. Normalfags HATE you because you are a loser. You can't win if you don't have the social capital to impress some whore in HR. When normalfag's let women into the workplace, they shut the gate on every ugly loser in the country.

I can assure you people without their own transportation are the least dependable workers you can hire.

>>17172616
based and blackpilled

>>17172461
You just could have lied you know?
Telling her your dad is retired and you allowed to use his car

>>17172461
with this attitude you're going nowhere.
i'm kinda hoping this is some bad bait.

firstly having transport is basic.
don't sass them for asking important questions that will determine your reliability.

asking about motivation is a deeper question to probe your drive and ambition and, you know what maybe just go fucking google "standard interview questions" and actually prepare next time

>>17172646
i fucking forgot. but this anon is probably 100% right.>>17172616

she probably has that job cause she has nothing better to do with her life.

It makes you look like you're an irresponsible child. If you live somewhere without decent public transportation, you should own a car.

>>17172461
Lie, lie, lie. Fuck people and literally just lie. Lie to especially human waste like the people working at HR. They are subhuman npcs, it's ok.

>>17172461
So you didn't even prepare for the most basic interview questions, and *she* is the stupid one? Ok.

>>17172706
>>17172670
>>17172609
i've lied before at a call center job interview and didnt even prepare and got the job. I know how to lie, shes just a bitch. simple as is. The job requirment didnt say anything about having a fucking car. Its not like a 2 hour drive. fucking hell.

>>17172461
>>what motivates you to work
Yeah but what game do you play in your head to get through the day is what she's asking. Even in shitty retail jobs I'd make a game of selling things, find out how things worked, try to do things faster just to pass the time. If you have none of that going on then you're probably going to hide from management and fuck off on your phone all day. Wouldn't hire you either

>>17172616
BASED

>>17172613
you sound like a 50 iq brainlet. i wouldnt hire you either

>>17172461
if you don't have a car as an adult male, women think youre a loser and men know you cant sleep with their girlfriends

>>17172461
maybe dont bring up the fact you have no car next time

Just lie about having your own car next time.

>>17172616
virgin cope

also have sex incel

>>17172613
>she's just a recruiter
Then why didnt you just tell her you have a car & will drive yourself?
>>17172553
This

whatever retards, i guess i will just go back to the same factory job i had in the summer. I didnt have to do any interview shit, just walked in and got told what to do and started working.

fuck hr
fuck interviews
fuck females
fuck universities

just cope you stupid niggers

>>17172735

You have to realize you're being shittested. Will you jump through the hoops and deal with management bullshit? Are you smart enough to follow instructions? The questions themselves are irrelevant, you gotta jump through the hoops. HR roasties don't give a shit, they pounce as soon as they sense weakness.

>>17172461
you guys REALLY need to read this book before putting your foot in your mouth with these roasties
learn game my friend
especially you autists
people think that "game" is just for seducing women
WRONG
https://www.amazon.ca/Corporate-Confidential-Secrets-Company-Know/dp/0312337361

>>17172858

>>17172553
How do I learn that?
T.social retard

>>17172876
>HR roasties don't give a shit, they pounce as soon as they sense weakness.
s'true
they don't know you and don't need you, you need them and they know it
therefore expect them to enjoy having that (((power))) over you
react accordingly

also a good article:
https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2009/10/07/the-gervais-principle-or-the-office-according-to-the-office/

>>17172858
>factory job i had in the summer
you made a thread a few days ago whining about how you have no prospects. we gave you very solid advice, yet here you are bitching again
sell everything you have and buy kickcoin

>>17172858
Wagey wagey get in cagey

>>17172461
>he 2 previous jobs i had, i literally just started working because someone helped me find a job. no interview bullshit, nothing
dude this is literally the only way to get a decent job/career unless you are an entrepreneur which it sounds like you are not.
LEARN TO NETWORK AND STOP BEING A FUCKING SHUT IN

>>17172876
>HR roasties don't give a shit, they pounce as soon as they sense weakness.
I just realized they are too retarded for stem. If they didnt even have this job in the first place, they gotta find a rich guy to marry or become a whore. These bitches are soulless. I thought everything was fine but she kept bringing up transportation shit. choke on a nigger dick whore

>>17172807
dilate

>>17172910
im a neet
>>17172906
muh shitcoins. kys sheep
>>17172921
looks like everyone is suffering. fuck this gay shit

>>17172959
Yesterday I was a NEET, today I am not. I am now a NE. I just finished my first lesson in my online COMPSCI 101 program free class. I can feel the power surging through my veins. My future is laid before me. Im on the road to greatness. Meanwhile you will remain a loser working in factories getting BTFO by roasties and posting about it online.

>>17173002
>computer science
its a field saturated with pajeets. Why do you have a big ego retard? You are going nowhere. You cant bullshit me like that HR whore

>>17173061
I did just bullshit you. I trolled you by pretending to have a big ego. You must have severe autism if you cant sense sarcasm that blatant

>>17172886
>42 is a leaf
interesting

>>17173110
>I did just bullshit you
Why are you backtracking?
jesus you are just as awkward as that hr bitch

fuckin autists. wonder how many cocks she sucked to get to that position.

>>17173233
Stop relying on others and make your own way. until then stop criticizing others because you have done literally nothing with your life.

>>17173283
your startup is gonna fail. I bet you are on shitload of stims just shitposting away fucking degenerate.

for all you boys having a hard time adjusting to the corporate world, listen to this mother fucker
he's right about everything and he has the money to speak his mind (something very rare these days)
https://youtu.be/ayzl2tarmz0
https://youtu.be/0rCQ1UTYkjQ