/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17141798
>>buy expensive underwear not the 5 for $10 ones from walmart
>>eat take out 3x/week
>>take a vacation at least once a year
>>buy a nice watch

Sounds like the quickest way to go from "made it" to "not made it" to me. Better buy some fucking real estate and set yourself up some steady, reliable income.

>>17141798
You can do this with a job.
You don’t have to ‘Make it’ to do this

The only question should be what color lambo your going to get. Mine is cherry red

I am gonna be buying some acre of land to build a greenhouse(s) and grow cherry tomatoes.

Also, want to buy a sailing boat of decent size and make sure it has all of the equipment including scuba-diving gear.

>>17141857
Are you me

>>17141873
Nice. So what did you have in mind to do?

>>17141798
>move out of parents basement
>finally have sex for first time in life after 3X+ years of being a virgin

>>17141798
Redo my wardrobe, move out of my moms basement, not spend any other money

House
M1A or m1 garand
Sierra 1500 4x4
Boat

>>17141798
to me, making it is $1m
>250k goes to hoarding physical gold, platinum, and silver
>200k goes to buying land in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, building a house on it, and permaculturing the fuck out of it
>50k goes to hoarding weapons
>200k goes to reinvestment
>the rest goes to buying cheap rental property (only after the real estate bubble pops)

>>17142330
Nice. Sounds like you're a fellow prepper.

>>17141836
>now die ID
>based lambo color choice

>>17141798
>buy house outright overlooking a sea
>100k cash
>2k boomer shiny rock
>2k stonks
>200k stablecoin staking
>200k shitcoin trading

hookers and blow

>continue striving to be pure chaotic good
>continue telling people I have an 80iq and very low eq.
>make up purposely bad businesses like a really expensive restaurant that only sells breadsticks and tendies or a movie theater with exercise bikes instead of comfy seats
>hire the absolute worst employees
>back a homeless, crack addicted, schizo and get him elected to local office
>hire armies of pajeets to harass thots i know or espouse the teachings of Theodore J. Kaczynski but make them tell people their my ideas
>start a cult
>never tell people how I got money.

Buy a huge fucking ranch in the middle of fucking nowhere and build a comfy minimal house with a built in music studio, a large greenhouse, and a subterranean gun range. Then proceed to record my own albums, collect rare guns and guitars, all in between growing nice veggies, shooting shit up, and getting completely fucking wasted as I laugh at the thought of wagies slaving away to buy a cuckshack in the burbs of their disgusting cities as they contemplate suicide in their sexless marriages.

>>17141798
Just gonna buy myself an apartment.

>>17143846
Oh yeah, also
>tell people I just went bankrupt over and over again but somehow always keep having money

Wake up without an alarm clock.

>dividend stonks
>pot farm
>gold

>>17143154
those who cant see the impending boog are blind in their eyes and souls
even if nothing happens, its still an infinitely preferable alternative to this carnival of atrocity we call late stage capitalism

>>17141798
2 chicks at the same time.

>>17143880
>dividend stonks

Everybody better do this. Sure real estate works too but not if you have to manage the day to day bullshit of it.

no more wageslaving
buy land and build a house in se asia
live off dividends

>>17143897
You know people have been saying that forever right? I'm not saying youre wrong, but some people have this feature built into their psyches by genetics.

>>17143918
define “forever”
considering that the mass importation of browns has guaranteed that we will never see another shitpublican administration beyond 2024 and any demobraps from there on will certainly lack the spine needed to enforce the petrodollar, collapse is a certainty within the next 2 decades

>>17141798
fard shidd
cum too

>>17143937
>forever
At least since man has recorded history. People are always saying that about whatever society they live in.

But, really, I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying, things could last another 100-200 years and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.

>>17141798
Buy a kilo of cocaine
Gamble 50k a day in the bookies
Buy 30 sports cars
4 day drug binges with prostitutes
Buy every item at an auction
Make a snuff film

>house middle of fucking nowhere
>complete nintendo collection
>beer, lots of beer
>offroad car

i will probably buy some land and tell myself that i will stay healthy by being active from fishing and hunting, but will instead turn into a fat alcoholic piece of shit human and i will have a heart attack at a young age and finally have the privledge of dying

go back and forth between setting up an orphanage, planting a baptist church, or creating some sort of school for biblical study.
>general benevolence
>helping the poor and widows
>spread the gospel

>>17141798
>split the money between my family and I so we all retire/have a decent amount of money just in case
>move out and rent an apartment in a far away state
>keep renting and jumping areas until I find an area I like at which point I buy a house in the area
>live my life likely the same but go out a bit more, mainly into the wilderness

>>17143846
>>make up purposely bad businesses like a really expensive restaurant that only sells breadsticks and tendies
Id go there, I really like beardsticks.

>>17144241
Good choice anon

Lots of whores of every type.
Maybe start a brap farm

>>17144241
Or just buy a ranch and seek God, which conversely is far more beneficial to mankind.
Everything is already perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15Bj0ZhuxzM

>>17141798
bro, you should be buying the freshest meats and veggies you can buy and cooking every single one of your meals. have 1 cheat meal a week at most. Your body is the greatest investment you can ever make

>>17144241
>Spreading religion
>benevolence

Pick one.

The orphanage thing is good thought. Building wells and schools in poor cities and educating the locals on more efficient methods of producing so they can promise to put their kids in school instead of making them work, is also a good technique.

>>17141798
>buy a couple of cars since I'm a fagg/o/t
>sell my motorcycles
>nicer house, but not too nice
>home gym instead of membership
>diversify into normie investments for passive income
>wife runs a biz already, get more involved and expand operations