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In anticipation of Bernie Sanders becoming president, what stocks are worth shorting and which are worth investing in?

So far I have

Short: Health insurance

Invest: Weed

>> No.17136589

>>17136578
Exit all regulated markets and buy monero. This kike is even going to ruin crypto for the most part.

>> No.17136604

Definitely short everything and buy guns (and get prepared to use them)

>> No.17136622

Short all US stock

>> No.17136636

He's not going to win. The power structure behind Trump is now a full on oligarchy.

>> No.17136644

>>17136636
>is now
it’s always been there, Trump just hijacked it

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>> No.17136724

Everything should be free:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3nhg9B-aXk

>> No.17136761

Short for 2-3 years, ride out the emotional selling, enjoy your better healthcare and society, then reinvest and reap the long term benefits of a Sanders presidency.

>> No.17136778

>>17136578

yt ppl

>> No.17136948

>>17136761
Based and patrician.

>> No.17136990

bo fucking way, bernie will get shot by a musket in a dude dressed like george washington before he gets elected. These fucking filth nigger loving democrats want to make dumb nigger bitches run the world and turn America into Africa. Fuck Africa they already have a continent. This is USA. Niggers and jews can deal with george washington himself. WASHINGTON DC. GEORGE WASHINGTON DC. The man had SLAVES> Even lincoln tried to send the niggers back to liberia. Fuck JEW Sanders and all the jews women and foreign fucks the dems parade to ruin america. Fuck them

>> No.17137021

>>17136990
Kek, why you so mad Anon.

>> No.17137076

>>17137021
Probably because democrats are trying to destroy America? Not too hard to understand

>> No.17137148

>>17137076
America is dead already...a celebrity with brain deterioration from syphilis is now the president of it....that’s stage 3 of 4 kek.

>> No.17137165

>>17137076

Yes, investing in infrastructure, healthcare and education, instead of paying global corporations trillions for laundering profit overseas, instead of printing trillions to pump equities 10x their intrinsic values, its the actual stuff that would benefit everyone is what would destroy america because it would benefit blacks and mexicans too.

>> No.17137171

>>17137076
What do you love more, Jesus or the white race?

>> No.17137286

>>17136578
Short everything. The entire economy will collapse under Bernie.

>> No.17137308

>>17137021
Because you fucking retard the Democrats are ruining this country. Your white grand children will suffer under a system that says they are priveleged and forced to pay reparations for something the god damned jews did (slavery). God will make the kikes pay for this treachery and warping of human history.

>> No.17137549

>>17136578
Invest in weed, vodka production, and prison companies who will rebrand as gulag construction firms.

>> No.17137721

>>17137076
>>17137308
Imagine being under 70 years old and this being your mentality. Literally raised in a pen. You fucking retards are the actual problem, by the way, and I’m not talking about your politics but you’re utter ignorance and unwillingness to use any part of your brain. Just get force fed a bunch of bullshit and eat it up and lick the poopy particles off your cheeks. Unironically NPCs.

>> No.17137758

>>17137721

Right anon, I too think Drag Queen Story Hour, open borders, and reparations for niggers are big time political priorities for the nation and not in any way cancerous or counterproductive.

>> No.17137768

>>17136578
your delusional

>> No.17137771

>>17136578
Didn't this guy just have a heart attack like a month ago? Guy is not going to make it 4 years.

>> No.17137779

>>17137721
Imagine being this retarded

>> No.17137787

80 years old. would you hire someone whos 80 years old to do any job?

>> No.17137804

>>17137787
There are a lot of dumb wothless people who want free stuff, same as it always was

>> No.17137834

>>17136761

Extremely based.

>> No.17137862

>>17136578
This is the most idiotic shit I've ever read.

Canadian weed stocks are in the middle of a horrific bear due to legalization.

Likewise, after Obamacare passing, healthcare stocks went on a generational bull run. They're now starting to dip.

>> No.17137869

>>17136578
Doesn’t have a chance. Establishment dems will do everything to prevent his nomination and, if it comes down to it, sabotage the general.

>> No.17137882

>>17136589
This

>> No.17137884

>>17137869
Based and leftypilled.

Hold on hope fren, it will be different one day

>> No.17137885

>>17136622
this desu

>> No.17137921

>>17136578
Invest in (((((green)))) projects anon.

>> No.17137968

>>17136761
This. Just universal healthcare alone will vastly improve what is currently a savage and barbaric society

>> No.17137980

>>17136990
You are a meme. Seek mental healthcare once sanders makes it free and you're finally able to.

>> No.17137982

>>17136761
>better society
>with everyone unemployed living off gibs

Leftists really are retarded

>> No.17137987

>>17137968

Funny how it's the savage/nigger vote behind these politics

>> No.17137997

>>17137148
4 more years

>> No.17138000

>sandersforpresident spamming every board with threads about him
>again

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>>17137165

>> No.17138265

>>17136578
he'll be useless as president. nobody in congress is going to vote for his stupidity and all his executive orders will get tied up in court for years before eventually being rejected by scotus for senility.

>> No.17138274

>>17136761
This is unironically my plan.

>> No.17138290

>>17138265

So Carter-tier, at best.

>> No.17138307

>>17138290
more or less, yeah. even if he's elected, i doubt the corporate money is going to let him run amok and turn their post-capitalist paradise into bernie's vision of a socialist utopia.

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>>17136578
Kek, just in invest in weed lol.

Either way the Market will either be extremely fucked or Bernie will cuck as usual and bend the knee to the corporate Dems.

>> No.17138321

Any company with multibillionare shareholders, short them hard and fast.
Amazon.
Microsoft.
Any of Berkshire Hathaway's holdings.
Oracle.
Facebook.
Bloomberg.
Google.
Holdings of Koch Industries.
Walmart.
Las Vegas Sands.
Dell.
Nike.
Reuters.
Blackstone.
Mars.
Anheuser-Busch / Inbev.
And of course Tesla.

Those are all companies with US $20b+ shareholders.

Go long any companies outside of the US who will have the cash on hand to sweep in and grab stock cheap.

>> No.17138356

>>17138321
fuck, now i'm wondering if bernie isn't going to be a better entertainment value than trump... i could actually get behind this kind of economic chaos.

>> No.17138363

>>17138265
a lot of liberals said this about trump, yet here we are

>> No.17138419

>>17138363
except trump gave corporations a huge tax break. bernie wants to take their money away. who do you think owns those career politicians? because it's not "the people". see also citizens united.

>> No.17138456

>>17137997
Mostly likely...yes. Unless the “war hawks” in the White House trick him in to starting a war or the fed crashes the economy....both are extremely unlikely to happen in the next few months.

>> No.17138588

>>17138356
And that's just the first order effects from billionares selling stock to pay the wealth tax.

>> No.17138610

>>17137721
Based

>> No.17138613

stocks are almost traditional, you may look into Crypto/blockchain start ups. DEFI platforms are intriguing, finnexus is a look

>> No.17138625

>>17138000
Checked

>> No.17138666

long renewable energy stuff: NEE, NEP, TERP, BEP, ENPH, etc

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>>17136578
>profiting off of the destruction of illness-profiteering companies
>redistributing wealth from big pharma porky
Would be absolute prolekino