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Whats a crime I can commit that gets me in jail for about a year. I want to get out by around when Link takes off

>> No.17132205

Hit somebody with a baseball bat.

>> No.17132206

>>17132153
exceptionally difficult to hit the nail on the head, when you don't have previous. Anything you'd actually get a year for, they'd tell yu to piss of when first offence. And the difference between 2 and 5 is a Judge in a bad mood. tldr, go innawoods and fight berrs instead

>> No.17132234

>>17132153
https://www.cga.ct.gov/2008/rpt/2008-R-0619.htm

take your pick from the list, I'd recommend something from the class D felonies or the class A misdemeanors

>> No.17132251

>>17132205
oh you have to make sure they bleed though.

>> No.17132350
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>>17132206
We already did that, faggot

>> No.17132359

>>17132153

lol

link is a scam

>> No.17132371

>>17132153
This was my idea! Someone had told me that if you break a window to a business that you could probably get a year for itml, if you fail the first time just keep doing it. Maybe get caught illegally riding freight trains, you could do a year for that if caught enough.

>> No.17132422

>>17132153
Go to a liquor store take a bottle drink it on curb outside waiting for the cops. Homeless do this all the time to get through cold winters.