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Anonymous Wed Feb 5 23:21:24 2020 No.17110456 [Reply] [Original]

How does a complete retard get into the stock market? Where do I start?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 23:22:28 2020 No.17110468 Stay away from /smg/

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 23:23:20 2020 No.17110479 Download Robinhood, deposit some money, buy some comfy stock. I have Uber to fill that role.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 23:24:42 2020 No.17110492 >>17110456 >Where do I start? google?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 23:38:17 2020 No.17110612 >>17110479 Pretty much this, but then ditch stocks and trade FDs

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 23:40:30 2020 No.17110632 >>17110612 FDs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 23:45:20 2020 No.17110683 >>17110632 RX7 FD's. Initial D meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 23:48:12 2020 No.17110706 >>17110683 Are you speaking of a fixed deposit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 23:53:05 2020 No.17110756 >>17110456 post hot girls to /smg/ with your questions

Anonymous Thu Feb 6 01:22:09 2020 No.17111393
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>>17110632
FDs or 'faggots delight' are long out of the money options (usually calls) with <1 week duration.
these have the highest gamma upside (moon posting/ screen shot potential) at the cost of the highest time decay

FD posts are usually accompanied with your party/purchase plans in case of a 10x, or suicide plans if the underlying lands within 2 standard deviations

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 01:26:51 2020 No.17111421 >>17110632 faggots' delight Plebbit speak for extremely short term options

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 02:02:13 2020 No.17111657 File: 389 KB, 512x512, IMG_20191017_132326.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17110456 this is gonna be great

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 02:06:46 2020 No.17111696 >>17110456 >how Get filthy rich through fd Buy feb 7 tsla 2000c with credit card Sit back ???? Profit

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