/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why didn't the bobos listen to me? I tried to help them, I really did.

>>17099507
Nobody wants to be told they're wrong.

>>17099497
Will everything pump Wednesday after trump gets off? Need my Amazon and apple calls from last week to go green

Any anons know if Westpac is a buy yet?

>>17099513
I doubt it. Market doesn't give a shit about peach mints and never has.

>>17099507
Humans have a nasty habit of interpreting things how they want them to be. Can you really blame them for giving into the siren's sock of cheapies?

>>17099513
Priced in years ago.

Would it be a good move to buy AMD at the opening?

>>17099507
what reasoning did you have? Just wondering

Futures up bigly! What a fun week!!

>>17099572
I have only ever lost money with AMD. Despite the fact that I think they have a superior product, I think they’re cursed or something. I moved my positions into TSM during the flu panic and they closed up, I think of investing in them as indirectly investing in AMD.

>>17099605
I went to medical school and immediately saw that the majority of deaths were due to comorbidities or in vulnerable populations. Once the conspiracy theories of causing severe pulmonary hemorrhage and other doomsday shit reached it's peak, that's when I bought the dip.

Also Fed confirmed QE through April top kek.

>>17099637
Those are good points but the spike today was because of a possible breakthrough cure.

Is tsla about to get JUSTed?

>>17099637
By comorbidities, do you mean these people who are dying of coronavirus, are not dying of coronavirus per se, but some unrelated, coexistent disease?

I am a big retard when it comes to medicine

>>17099514
I gave it a quick look. TA is neutral. No buy setup yet. The weekly is kinda getting close though.

>>17099657
The fact that it's going red but doesn't dump makes me think it's going to keep pumping.

>>17099657
Gonna break 1000 to get mega fomo.

>>17099624
>Up 20x in the past 3 years
>lost money

Lmao gtfo and kys

bullrun

Xi reimplemented The Shanghai Pump
The everlasting injection

>>17099737
Bull run

>>17099742
The Liquidity Tool

>>17099679
The virus is exacerbating existing medical problems like chronic kidney disease or congestive heart failure. It also is more effective on individuals with weaker immune systems, such as the young and elderly.

Spike is because of this

https://news.cgtn.com/news/2020-02-04/Researchers-find-two-drugs-that-can-effectively-inhibit-coronavirus-NOFpci7NJK/index.html

Preliminary tests showed that two drugs - Abidol and Darunavir – can effectively inhibit the virus in vitro cell experiments, according to Li, who is also a professor at Zhejiang University.

and

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-significant-breakthrough-in-race-for-vaccine-made-by-uk-scientists-11926469

"The vaccine will be too late for this current outbreak but it will be crucial if there is another one."

>>17099755
Its so wet...

>>17099756
Gotcha. That is also what I have been reading.

>>17099764
>Abidol and darunavir.

>>17099776
>>17099756

What is the play?

Should I change my SPY for XLK?

>>17099780
Buy Chainlink.

>too greedy to cash out at peak
>stop loss way too low
every. single. time.

>>17099776
>>17099764
https://www.wsj.com/articles/gilead-sciences-offers-experimental-drug-for-coronavirus-treatments-testing-11580511519

This too

WASHINGTON: A US biotech firm Gilead has reached an agreement with China to try its antiviral drug Remdesivir on patients with coronavirus.

>>17099802
AAAAAAAAAHHHH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I NEED SLEEP VERY BADLY

>Buy 10 month long call options for AMZN, MSFT and Google
>Now also Alibaba
>Considering some Lockheed as well
>Its literally free money every day

>>17099802
Ah yeah, the part where I get fucked. Love it. My greed is my biggest problem.

>being a bear when every central bank in the world is prepared to print not-QE money to prevent any asset price decrease

If you’re not all in on stonks you’re just watching your purchasing power evaporate as currency loses its value. Global policy is to print money and hand it directly to financial markets, don’t fight the central banks bobos.

I missed out big time by selling my MSFT calls early. I also didn't buy even remotely enough cheapies -- I had a feeling it would blow over fast, but I didn't know just how bullshit liquidity injections were kek. I hope we get another dip again soon, since apparently it's only ever going to be dips this year, no recessions.

Nothing sexier than a sexy /SMG/ Lad who is smug because he buys low sells high and sticks into his telsa shares because he's an alpha chad

>>17100189
That just means that you don't have a gambling problem. Even though I had a firm evidence based thesis that the markets would go back up, it's still just speculation.

>tfw unironically considering buying TSLA right now

I made more on LK in the past 2 days than I've made in the past year on my Robinhood play money account. I shouldn't have never fallen for the dividends meme.

What ETF should I get?

>he isn’t buying way otm calls on meme numbers of major ETFs
it’s like you don’t want to make it bro’s

>>17100305
There is a 0% chance it won’t hit another ATH tomorrow. I’m bailing at 1000, fuck it, I’m bailing at 999.95.

>>17100324
what do you think spy will hit by then?

wat dis nigga up to

>>17100333
Ok, puts it is

>>17100386
He's a bear

>>17100305
not saying don't do it but there's a high probability of getting just'ed right now >>17097670

I just bought 10 facebook shares

what flavour bleach should I drink

NYSE predictions lads.

We still bull Chad's here?

>>17100386
>Dumping on amazon cucks
He's exit scamming

>>17100404
>also bought tesla at 950 and sold at 860

im good at this game

>>17100324
>dump eet

>>17099764
Oh God NO!
I bought so much YANG knowing that the spread was totally out of control and the vast majority of people completly ignorant of the implicationts the data presented. I bought more YANG on Monday when it dipped, knowing this was far from over. And now they come up with a cure a few weeks into the epidemic?! This was supposed to take 3-6 months at least.1 year of gains down the fucking drain. I‘m not even a bear, this was just common sense to anyone with a basic grasp on statistics until yesterday. And now all the most braindead faggots are going to be rewarded with gains and laugh at me and worse they‘re actually genuinely going to believe they made the right call and that Corona wasn't a big deal from the beginning. What a farce.

Came here for financial gains

Done

Off to fit now for muscular gains

>>17100469
I always trade while I lift so I can make gains while I make gains

>>17100441
Drugs must be tested, it's a slow process, don't expect a vaccine or a cure in a couple of weeks.
Meanwhile supplies are getting disrupted https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-health-business-impact/companies-feel-impact-of-coronavirus-outbreak-in-china-idUSKBN1ZZ0B1

>>17100484
Based. So that what you are doing when you are on the phone in the gym? Trading? I thought you were a normie on instafag or something

>>17100492
/bizfit/ isn't a meme
don't fall for the /intfit/ fud

fuck you feds i wanted to buy index fund on this corona shit fear and instead you start the bullrun of the century i hate you so fucking much.do i bite the bullet and buy index funds anyway /biz/?

>>17100404
>buying fb
Why?

How does this make you feel?

>>17100469
Based, I'm literally the other way around

MRK slightly beat earnings but it's dumping. LOL

>>17100404
CLX had a nice pump yesterday

>>17100659
Do you roomies think this is okay? I've been sweating bullets for months, years even, wondering how I'm going to withstand this incoming collapse. I have 4 kids and all their friends make fun of them for loving in my poor family. My wife has threatened to leave twice in the past month and she doesn't even know about my underwater $700 strike TSLA puts I bought last week. And to see you guys laughing about it makes me sick.

Exxon, Yes/No?

Uber. Yes or no?

>>17100694
It makes my blood boil to think that some broke ass kid with a few hundred dollars made more money off this one """"""trade"""""" than I did IN A WHOLE YEAR.

>>17100659
dude was willing to take a long shot bet with $120k, it worked out, good for him. how is it supposed to make me feel?

>>17100659
Good for him. I hope he does something responsible with it.

Carnival Corporation CCL. YES/NO?

>>17100722
Somehow the general public in the West has been deluded to the point they believe Oil as an energy source can be replaced by renewables in the next 3 decades or so, which is a mahthematical and logistical impossibility. The stock will continue to fall and youll get to buy absolute cheapies some time next year. Oil is the most essential industry in the world. EVERYTHING runs on oil. Zoomers will learn this eventually but we are not quite there yet.

>>17100761
the trend is your friend, so no.

>>17100733
Ignore that, its a copypasta from a few threads ago...

>>17100789
According to my charts, the trend was broken 04 of December

>>17100659
how does this make you feel? i gambled <500 bucks, an amount which i wouldn't feel bad about pissing away. that whale did the same. cest la vie.

top tip newfags, there will always, always, be another "once in a lifetime opportunity"

This premarket dip in TSLA is a trap right?

>>17100761
oh hey its bree, i also fucked her in 2014 top kek.
>>17100776
you grossly underestimate how easily things can be built and technology can be scaled if there is money in it. that said, i don't see oil and gas fading away any time in the next 20 years.

>>17099780
short the sodium-potassium pump
long glomeruli
debit call spread on increased left ventricle pressures

What's the consensus on FB around here? My normie colleagues are buying it

>>17100887
Stephen King just quit FB because they are colluding with Druuumpf. Which means F&B is B&R.

>>17099497
>https://nhentai.net/tag/bear-girl/
nigger what

>>17100862
You're both ignoring the obvious: once there's sufficient pressure on oil Exxon / Halliburton will release the zero point energy device that Nicholas tesla invented
The trading AIs all know it but they've mistakenly identified TSLA as the source

>>17100887
i might be drunk that that is unironically a sell flag
>>17100897
agreed but see above
>>17100906
fuck off newfag

>>17100897
So are we buying or selling FB?

>>17100910
kill yourself nigger i never bother reading the OP until now

>>17100908
The United States Space Force will use SpaceX rockets to put StarLink launch platforms into space to fire defunct 1200lb Tesla batteries in lieu of Rods from God.

Screencap this post.

>>17100921
>i never bother reading the OP until now
i was just having a cheeky bully but keep in mind these are the people giving hot tips in /smg/

>>17100916
Well the conspiracy theory is that Trump is shielding FB from unfavorable laws. So if he wins again, maybe ill buy some just to be in on the meme.

>Lose 500€ over night on shitty options
>Be me today
>Expect a 500€ drop in my account
>I am somehow up 600€
>My options are worthless but everything else is rising
>Some things literally up 30%
>No idea whats happening right now, but Ill take it.
Go USA! Go FED! Go QE!

So when the market crashing lads? I thought it was all this week according to SMG fags?

SPCE is gonna fly!

>>17100923
Wish SpaceX went public

>>17100972
Yesssss. Put on your space suits gents.

>>17100941
More? (pic)

>>17100850
If I were to bet, yes. They would have dumped it more if it was an actual sell-off, but they might be tricking us to buy more on the open.. who knows

I told you to accumulate SOXL during the dip!

>>17100967
There's always hysterical people swarming in here when something is happening. But like some us said, as soon as things calm down they vanish. That's why you either laugh at them or filter them

>>17101017
>tfw missed the corona pump

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE GUYS MAKING MONEY AND I'M NOT?!!

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20200205005298/en/Merck-Focus-Key-Growth-Pillars-Spinoff-Women%E2%80%99s

Is MRK a viable choice?

So did favorable news drop about ONTX, or is it pumping because it can?

>>17100862
What technologies? Wind, solar? What energy source drives the machinery that extracts the chemicals and rare metals required for panels from the earth, that melts the steel and pours the concrete of windmills and transports the parts across country, that forms and erects power lines, builds power to liquid plants and manufactures a hundred million new vehicles stuffed with lithium? Its oil, coal and natural gas. Switching to renewable energies is the most expensive, largest and energy-intense infrastrucutre project in the history of mankind. The very effort to scale renewables will drive up oil consumption immensely. Even a 40% switch to renewables would be a massive endeavour, especially politically. Germany sits at 14% renewables which took them two decades of work and made their power the most expensive in Europe, burdening millions of consumers.

There is no scenario where the oil industry disappears in the forseeable future, other than a deus ex machina fusion breakthrough that allows for very small and extremely cost-efficient plants. But we are only now starting ITER so even in the best case scenario that technology is 20 years away.

>>17100916
The boomer news people were rattled by zuckerbot's continued inability to correctly convey human emotions and didn't understand "we're going to piss off a lot of people" was his anemic
attempt to say "kick the tires and light the fires!"

Instead it came off as an autistic child loudly announcing to a room full of adults that he has shit the bed (again)
However the market seems to have interpreted as a positive

>Buy Tesla Put at ~690 Dollars
>Red since then
>Tesla drops to 778
>Its green now
>+30%
I-I... just dont understand

thanks to whoever was in here shilling those MSFT calls yesterday

>>17101003
Which I did. Granted I was only able to spring for 20 shares but I'm feeling pretty good about them

>>17101052
There will be news on the 11th apparently
Some new press release with info about the research (or so we think)

If its good news we will be going up to .60

>>17101064
because IV is insanely high now

>>17101078
Of course. But this insane vola.
Its like watching an actual explosion.

>>17101046
Surely these sorts of reddit posts are expertly crafted trollsmanship from rusemeisters of peerless cunning and skill?

>>17100761
Puts?

>>17101076
Thanks Fren, might buy a couple shares before then.

>>17101090
Everytime I see one of these I have to ask myself if it's one of you lads shitposting.

The one asking if you could refund stocks was my personal favorite.

>>17101073
It's a white-pilling day indeed, SNSS Anon.

>>17101113
I did not invest much though
Could be bad news and we all go down.

What does /biz/ think of XLR (compared to S&P)?

>>17099715
Definitely breaking 1000 soon before the big sell off. Its the meme potential of that number. Im probably going to buy a call for 1000 with feb 14 exp.

>>17101053
Everything you said is right in the short term
To add to your point I think a broader fundamental problem exists with renewables (both in efficiency and scalability on top of the production problems you've outlined)
A real paradigm shift would require some new technology (like exploiting the gravity squeeze of Jupiter) or some old tech applied in crazy new ways (solar mega structures in space, huge and more hydro dams, ocean dams or some other means of exploiting ocean energy)

That said it's a mistake to say "it's expensive so it'll never happen" but it seems untenable right now
Of course I say all this and Titan (a moon of Saturn) is made of hydrocarbons

>>17101052
they just had a press release mentioning the bio investor conference in nyc next week. that and there has been tons of trading volume hopefully will bode well.

>>17101129
Yeah, when it comes to meme stocks, I only throw a couple of bucks at them so I can ride along with all the other fags without actually risking anything lmao. My power level isn't high enough to run with the bulls on bioshits.

Guys how do I go long on the Iranian space program? They seem to be making some progress lately

>>17101046
Because theyre not buying REFR and Galt and other useless stocks shilled here. If you want to get rich then you gotta use options. Otherwise work as some wagie and retire in 50 years.

>>17101155
>you gotta use options.
checked but
>buy call
it dumps
>buy put
It moons

every fucking time.

>>17101157
You can buy both at the same time you know? Or buy with further out expiration to flatten daily chaos.

>>17101142
>like exploiting the gravity squeeze of Jupiter
Excuse me, what the fuck?

>>17101157
Man get think it swim. It's free. Look at the chart. Look at the channel. Look at the fibs. Then look at the news.
Lots if signs to what it "wants" to do, and what is wants is normally the safest bet.

>>17101142
>A real paradigm shift
Shift that paradigm, bro.

>>17101164
>You can buy both at the same time you know?
wouldn't the losing side cancel out the winning side?

>>17101177
Not typically. Options have limited loss and unlimited gains. If you do a $100 call on SPY and a $100 put, if SPY goes up its likely you make say $300 on the call and lose only $100 on the put. For example that is.

>>17101157
Do the opposite of what you think

Buy a put when you want a call

>>17101167
>Man get think it swim
Man
get
think
it
swim

>>17101189
>Do the opposite of what you think
>Buy a put when you want a call

can the Bogs really be fooled so easily?

>>17101184
will try this

>>17101191
Ah yeah.
Think
Or
Swim.

Thoughts on buying OTM calls on SPCE?

>>17101157
Go long. Like in "buy them 6 months out"
>>17101071
Could have been me. Was not shilling them but said how they make perfect sense.
Buy some AMZN Calls for 6-12 months as well. Its free money.

>>17100177
checked and this'd

>>17101208
Did that yesterday as I suspect they will moon (heh) after their first flight. Will happen soon I think, and then our calls will print so much money the FED will start an investigation

>>17100386
it's called taking profits

>>17100386
maybe he's preparing for the billionaire tax that some politicians are talking about?

Where yall faggots at get hype!

>>17101359
eh
my hype is fading
just another day
just another dollar

KungFlu is double definitely over now guys liek I said yesterday
>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-europe-stocks/european-shares-surge-on-reports-of-drug-breakthrough-for-coronavirus-idUSKBN1ZZ0XA
Snatch up your airline stock cheapies, UAL and ZNH are the best bets at this time

>>17101373
Man were at least green for sure today. What are you holding? Get some calls!

>>17101387
China stonks have already started to rebound strongly, not back to pre-coronachan levels but we're headed that way. Some of them even surpassed ATH already. get your cheapies while you still can!

Also BABA will hit ATH today.

>>17101165
I watch a fair bit of what-if sci-fi/hardsci stuff on YouTube
One of the things talked about is exploiting big gravity sources (like black holes) to turn a crank (essentially) or generate heat for FREE REAL ESTATE

They're things that are thousands of years away and probably as laughable as Jules Verne writing about the future
And ignore real stuff like our real advancements in new atomic metals from elements that aren't naturally metal

>>17101398
I have all kinds of nice stocks
I'll let you lot take the sentiment to whatever levels you want; I'm not feeling the same enthusiasm.

>>17101409
>new atomic metals from elements that aren't naturally metal
what kind of popsci article told you that lol

Yes, ZNH is an ADR for one of the big Chinese airlines but their stock on the Hong Kong exchange is going up nwo too(even though it only went down by 4% yesterday, which was a slow down) .. Air France is up lie another 5%. Seeing the Euro Airlines startingto go green again was when I knew it was over and that was last Thursday. We were either going to have a little dip again which I would miss out on and that's whatever or they woudl keep going up.. They had a dip and I lsot out on like 5% but whatever... timed it perfect enough.

You guys can still get in for like a 10-15% before they fully recover back to pre-crisis levels. The more money u throw at it the better because this is just like a ball being held underwater

>>17101421
What's wrong my dude?

>>17101401
I'm still betting we're about to see a repeat of 2015, China took a big hit thanks to the Corona virus and as soon as they ease trading rules again we're gonna see a massive dump. It took like 3-4 months last time so for now we're bullish at least

>tfw sold everything last friday
I missed out around 10% gains and I'm afraid of buying back in.

>>17101409
Nikola tesla could harness free energy through vortex mathematics but the fed's busted him cause it would destroy so many different markets

>>17101428
I feel a creeping malaise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiaF4kuxJco

it's as if the
中国共产党的流动性工具
isn't working quite right
something is wrong, something is out of place

>>17101430
It may very well be. Info has been so distorted about all this virus bullshit that we can't really know. What I do know is that many many many factories/warehouses are still closed and that will have an impact in the future, of course. However they've gone full retard on the cash injection so it should be pretty bullish as you say. I'm at least wating on my stonks to do a complete recover and sell, this whole ordeal took almost all of my profits off the table in 2 weeks.

At least I got to buy xiaomi cheapies.

Someone give me a meme penny stock that is gonna move up today I wanna make some funny money

Pre market gives signs of a brutal day for TSLA. You didn’t buy the top again anon, did you?

>>17101421
>what kind of popsci article told you that lol
I knew someone would give me a hard time about this so I got on my desktop

I'm talking about the metallic hydrogen that was created in a lab by Harvard in 2017.

>>17101455
don't do that, anon. it never ends well.

>>17101455
Not a penny stock but the SAVA stock people keep memeing looks tempting, I don't really want to trade in my sensible shoes positions in MSFT for a pair of memeskates though

>>17101387
WHO basically said it was fakenews a few hours ago

>>17101461
ah
if it's hydrogen I can allow it
Hydrogen is a bit of a wildcard
they're still probably taking some liberties, though, considering that it's
>Harvard

>>17101473
Ugh.. Im really torn between putting my AMRN stack into UAL and ZNH cause it's down liek fucking 20% .. I could make back a bunch of that money with this though

>>17101448
Ah yeah that happens to me too from time to time, fren. Walks can be cool if you go out just to look at stuff and ponder things. Maybe look at some plants. They just keep on doing regardless and have cool shapes when under stress and pressure. Without the leaves right now you can really see their character.

I bought a bunch of cheap QQQ Calls during that panic sell off last week. They are gonna blow up when the market opens.

>>17101457
Counting the number of idiots screaming it would go to 1000$, expect pink wojaks

>>17101387
Yep I'm buying a shitton of ZNH today

>>17101471
what about a memejetpack though

>>17101500
it's not me
it's the market
I'm doing alright

Well, I gambled and lost on MRK. At least I didn't lose all that much.

>>17101500
Based and frenpilled.

>>17101132

XLK*

Whats the best broker for us bongs?

>>17101465
Well I cashed out a couple grand and only have 500 left in my account, you got any suggestions for non meme stocks ? I'm all ears

>>17101557
spce you dipshit stop being such a near sighted boomer.

>>17101515
I'm taking 1400 shares out of AMRN and putting it into ZNH and UAL

>>17101141
Can you please explain what a $1000 call for feb 14 expiry does?

>>17101575
I bought spce below 10 lol

>>17101515
Hey, it's the King of Pop! RIP, Michael. You were too good for this world.

>>17101557
aight

mid-term: NXPI, 00981.HK. both semiconductor related companies. due to go up strongly in the next few months

short term and more meme-y: go long on Lukin Coffee, it's bound to go batshit insane up today and probably crash around noon. Same goes for ENPH

good luck, this is not financial advise but probably what I would do today if I had cash to burn.

whatever you do, don't short tesla.

>>17101604
right to buy 100 shares at 1000 on expiration

>>17101515
2400 shares, fuck it

>>17101604
It means I have the right to buy Tesla for $1000 by that date. Im assuming it will be above $1000 by that date hence my right is worth the difference between $1000 and the value it actually is by that date.

>>17101448
That's just because the barbarian invasion of Europe is still a thing and they haven't even started talking about trying to reverse it yet. It's easy to forget about it these days.

NOOOOOO NOT MY TELSARINO REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17101481
Even if that specific experiment is a hoax or some shit my broader point is popsci / sci-fi writers talk about matrioshka brains and black hole power plants but not the more boring (but more practical) things like previously unavailable materials like metallic hydrogen or carbon nanotubes

WHO HERE GETTING JUSTED RGHT NOW?

>TSLA cheapies

Delicious.

>>17101675
>>17101675
>10% drop after 30% pump in the last two days
>cheapies

lol

>>17101675
Dont act like your buying

Doing a trade on Tesla at 742, come ooooon baby

Anyone here holding BMY?
Earnings tomorrow, how do yall feel?

>>17101685
It's cheap compared to the $1000 it will hit by EOM

"Buy the dip, faggot"
Warren Buffet.
>>17101697
I sold yesterday, bought today. I'll keep buying if it keeps dropping.

>SOXL pumping
>SALT recovering
Gonna be a good day

>tsla puts mooning
>broker doesn't give me any prices
They're not even hiding it.

>>17101710
>I sold yesterday, bought today. I'll keep buying if it keeps dropping
Post your trades LARP

>>17101729
Glad I bought that SOXL yesterrday yes..

I just took 1400 shares out of AMRN which my fucking position was down 19.5% and I repositionined them into ZNH and UAL so I can hopefully recover some of that money faster. Fucking AMRN is useless unless there's a buyout

why is tesla going back up.
I sold

Bought some SPCE cause it's the next TSLA, rrright?

>>17101757
Down 7% now, what?

>>17101767
no, not even close. it'll go up more tho.

>>17101770
you don't get it. I sold pretty low...

Owning MSFT is like being on the slow train to profit town while podracing is going on outside the window and I'm thinking "I could be riding a rocket powered gains machine right now" but then the tesla racer's number two engine just sputtered out and there's a large rock in his path

>>17101732
Just what are you accusing me of? Trying to pump a stock that moves millions in volume each day? What would be the point?

I was selling between $900 - $965 yesterday. I got lucky and sold a few shares right at the top before it dropped. I bought at an $808 average today.
>>17101757
Bear trap.

>RED DAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SAVE US TSLA

This entire market is stupid

>"Black Wednesday"? Is that like a sale or something?
Heh, yeah, I guess you could say that.

>>17101730
>want to sell my puts
>broker literally goes to shit
>doesn't go through until it's going green again
how is this even legal

>All the TSLA fags getting BTFO right now just to be back in the green by friday probably
Rollercoaster stock lads. What did you expect?

>>17101767
I bought calls. Once they start their first rocket its going to moon.

Did TSLA break the market

>>17101515
based thotposter

>>17101782
>Just what are you accusing me of?
Pretending to be something your not because it somehow makes you feel good about yourself. Pretty common with this board

COMPILING A LIST OF 'THE NEXT TSLA' STOCKS
I am buying LEAPS (call options w/ expiry one year out). What I have so far:
>SPCE - bought these when they IPO'd (but i don't recommend this stock)
>MSFT - they're about to have a KILLER year
What I am planning to do:
>Keep adding to my list by following meme stocks with high short interest volume.

I just want to make it bros :(((

TFW you buy the cheapies but the cheapies get even more cheap after you bought them.

>SPCE dipping again
well i guess i have to buy more later on

>>17101798
wait... isn't today Wednesday

>>17101822
genetics stocks are the future bro
we won't need anymore

>>17101675
795 now still delicious?

>>17101822
Why is MSFT going to have a killer year? Azure revenue or something else?

>>17101822
What makes you think MSFT will have a good year?

>>17101799
I don't know. There's no volume on the bid and ask. It says 0.0 for price. This is not even remotely the first time that this happens. Every time when there's a little volatility they just shut off the machine.

OFFICIAL TESLA THEME SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

Damn tesla

>Buy TSLA calls
>They drop another 20$
>Price of the Calls rise and I can sell at a profit 5 mins later
WTF
This is getting out of hand. The markets literally going crazy

Market, MAKE SENSE!

>>17101875
IV is insane.

>>17101814
What am I pretending to be? Why would anyone pretend to be a TSLA bag holder? It's not like I claimed I had options and just made a bunch of money. This is a 10% profit swing trade at best.
>>17101846
Yes, anything at this price is delicious. Bless this black Wednesday sale.

>sunrun is literally mooning

anything below or above the bollinger fucker? I need to make a quick couple yang.

Where my weedbros at? ACB just keeps on giving.

Reminder TSLA will be under $50 within a year

>>17101822
also I have tagged all the users on wallstreetbets that have made money this year and will cross-check their plays with other autists on twitter/fb - when they enter, I ENTER.

>>17101905
BAAAAAAAAAASED

>>17101905
There is no reason not to buy 100$ worth of TSLA calls for September though.
Either you lose nothing or you win big.

>>17101899
OGI crabs along like always.

>>17101905
Kek. Want me to sell you those $50 puts?

>>17101891
Your pretending to be a successful daytrader to a bunch of anonymous strangers on the internet. Pretty pathetic. Still waiting for you to post your trades LARP

>>17101899
Right now I have 1000 shares of OGI, 650 shares of VFF, and 24 shares of IIPR.

I don't actually like weed, it smells like fucking garbage.

>>17101918
no, i'm not buying your stinky puts i'm buying them from a much more reputable dealer!

>>17101907
Impressive autism. Let us know if there's something big going down.

Just sold my 500$ TSLA puts I bought at 700 for +35%
At 803

I love it.

apha is the most stress-inducing stock I've ever held

not recommended

>>17101778
I like your analogy. I got March 20 calls for MSFT and theyre in the money and its just a slow tick up. Boring but satisfying too since its typically pretty steady.

any worthwhile option plays sub $10/contract?

EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE

let this be a friendly reminder all my fellow biznessmen in this thread that CASH IS TRASH

>>17101972
Its bc the volatility is so high across the board. Need calmer waters for a cheap entry. Patience fren! Keep an eye on what you want and base the target around a fib.

WAIT... STOCK CAN ACTUALLY GO DOWN WTF

>>17101895
Eh, it's still not even up to where I sold all my shares in July.

>>17101972
Write options or trade stocks with margin. Buying naked options are for degenerate gamblers with 4 digit investment accounts. If you're worried about the downsides of writing options you cover them with underlying stock. You're not too poor for that, are you?

>>17101954
not bad

SO pissed I had to sell my AMRN to get on the airline train.. Sold 14000 shares and took a loss for probably around $5000 on them.. Hopefully I can recover like $2500 or a bit more from this move

>>17102012
1400*

you bastards lied to me.
You said tesla is going to 1000 dollars. I had to sell at 809 dollars on the initial dump. I didn't make much money

Where are you people losing money?
TSLA folk excluded obviously, but most stuff is green.

>>17102025
people said that with a long time frame in mind

If we go down from here we have a double top.

how can I double my money or lose it all really fast? the casino is a long drive

>>17101782
>>17101824
>MFW you cant even LARP successfully
Holy shit

I hope all the brainlet crypto shitcoin gamblers that came here for TSLA calls lose all their money. You deserve nothing.

>still can't sell my tsla puts

>>17101928
Okay. Now do you want to take the other side and claim that I'm going to lose money when you're not posting your trades?

>>17102061
I made money but not as much as I would have liked to

>>17102008
>degenerate gamblers with 4 digit investment accounts
That's me!
>If you're worried about the downsides of writing options you cover them with underlying stock. You're not too poor for that, are you?

That's me again!

I do have some 100+ stock bags but I have no idea how to write options on RH not do I wish to risk losing my stocks.

ok I covered my TSLA short
pocketed 5000 bucks

it can go up again now

>>17102055
Online Casino.
Alternatively:
Buy ONTX and wait a week.
Alternatively:
Buy ONTX Calls for 1$ in six months

You will either lose it all or get 10 times of what you invested

772

>>17102081
thanks

>>17102074
You can still trade on margin. RH has pretty low rates and you don't have to deal with the insane IV levels that raise premiums

boy I sure am glad I own TGTX!

I FUCKING BOUGHT THE TOP

ooooh a rare TSLA $756 cheapie.

>>17102008
>Buying naked options

>>17101615
Probably shouldn't have bought LK calls at open L M A O

TSLA dragging down the entire NDX rn lmao

600 @ close

>>17102139
752
it just keeps getting cheaper

you guys smell that? I think it's fear.

>>17101615
>whatever you do, don't short tesla.
why not

>>17102163
the question is, WHOSE fear is it
making that strong fragrant smell

Saw the TSLA call that kept being posted, the one where the guy made millions overnight? Well I took out 4k to buy some. I was convinced it was going to hit 1200 by the end of the week. What the fuck is happening... I feel sick to my stomach.

WHO HERE LIVING A BASED CHAD BULL LIFESTYLE

>>17102149
I never do options, just told to buy and sell. The first few minutes it went up then it crashed. It didn't last until noon like I thought, but I got pretty close.

anyway I didn't do it so IDGAF. LK is too memey for me.

>>17102163
Now is not the time for fear, that comes later.

/smg/ is being ruined by a flood of low effort noob posting. These faggots aren't trying to be funny or talk shit or anything. Just mindless posting. Fuck off to some other thread, newfags, damn!

>>17102197
I self identify as both a bull and a bear

>>17102108
>trade on margin.

ah but I'm a pussy.

>>17102206
fuck you boomer

>>17102202
Nobody needs a play-by-play of your shit today unless you're going to make it funny. Go shitpost about link or some junk.

kek, do they get their content from /biz/?

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/google-should-i-why-teslas-stock-is-surging-150553927.html

>>17102192
Good, you're just learning your first expensive lesson

>>17099497
ONTX chads rise up

>>17102234
You don't understand - I can't afford to pay this back. I was CERTAIN it was going to the moon. EVERYONE SAID it was going to the moon. I wanted to be a fucking millionaire. If this continues I won't even be able to pay rent.

Good luck TSLA chads

sing with me

it all
returns
to nothing

>>17102253
do you have enough left for kneepads?

>>17102226
>He thinks any of his posts have been funny enough to justify this sperg out.

Yikes. Why are you expecting high quality posts during the time where the market moves the most?

>>17102253
well sucks for you fag

>>17102253
Stop with this copy pasta

>>17102253
>If this continues I won't even be able to pay rent.
it's even funnier retard

People must really hate SAVA, every time it goes up in the morning, people bring it down before lunch.

>>17102253
2016 election all over again

AAAAAAAAAAA I BOUGHT THE TOP ON SPCE AAAAAAA

>>17102262

Not funny.

>>17102267

No shit.

>>17102269

It's not fucking funny.

>>17102226
dilate and go back to watch your portfolio go red you little fag. This is /smg/ and it's supposed to be 70% shitposting and 25% horrible advice and 5% serious discussion.

>>17102287
No you didn't just a pullback were over bought. Bc if today we end friday green.

>>17102288
checked

>>17102288
>Do you roomies think this is okay? I've been sweating bullets for months, years even, wondering how I'm going to withstand this incoming collapse. I have 4 kids and all their friends make fun of them for loving in my poor family. My wife has threatened to leave twice in the past month and she doesn't even know about my underwater $700 strike TSLA puts I bought last week. And to see you guys laughing about it makes me sick.

>>17102288
When does your option expire?

>>17102288
It's going to be ok. I got a surefire way for you to get it all back. Just get the SPY puts that expire on Friday with the 280 strike.

>>17102228
The recommended search thing is based on what google knows about you AFAIK

>>17101954
>>17102010
wait what strike price? this is a nice graph

>lost half the gains of yesterday
what a ride

>>17102263
>He thinks any of his posts blah blah blah
I didn't say anything about any of my own posts. Shut the fuck up and fuck off, fag.

>>17102323
>greedy fuck didn't sell

>>17102291
Nobody needs to hear about literally every trade you make, newfaggot. Fuck off.

wait why is the Nasdaq still going down
can't Xi pump a few billion in?

Gas Station Stoinks W00tage

>>17102328
You said:
>/smg/ is being ruined by a flood of low effort noob posting. These faggots aren't trying to be funny or talk shit or anything.

What are you doing here? No one person found anything you have said today funny and your posts are abhorrently boring. You're not even good at talking shit, which is why you are SEETHING right now.

>>17102344
I think its Tesla. I lost 30% of the gains I saw at open

STOP TALKING ABOUT STOCKS ON /SMG/ YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.

still holding KHC since September, about to collect my 2nd dividend. Earnings on the 13th. R...road to 90 right anons?

le epic electric car dancing meme man is crashing this market

Uhh oh.. I see cheapies coming

>>17102362
Please stop engaging with that guy, fren

>>17102371
ROAD TO 90

>>17102369
my bad

Is anyone not shorting tesla with tight stops today?

lost $1k everyday for the past 3 days on $SPY calls at the wrong time. can't make any more day trades without being marked as a pattern day trader which i'm scared to do because I don't know how it'll affect my taxes. why am i such a faggot?

new bread?

>>17102377
>Please stop engaging with that guy, fren
Okay fren. I have transcended above any petty grievances I had on a board for comedians who only do stock related content.

So TRCH just hit light crude today https://www.torchlightenergy.com/media-center/company-news?detail=669
Apparently they are also about to be at NAPE shortly.
Only a 45m market cap. You can get in right now for less than 70 cents a share. I grabbed 4850 shares.

Goys dont forget that Ford took a major shit too so those might be some cheapies

what do i do with the money i make from selling at profit
should i even be selling if i'm going long term (10+ years)?
i still don't know the answers to these questions, someone help

>>17102429
Ford will one day be the ultimate cheapies, the infinite $0 bankrupt cheapies.

>>17102431
there are no real rules here. You have to make your own. You can go long and hope the stock keeps going up for years, sell once it hits a certain target profit, sell a part of the trade once it hits a certain traget profit. You can always sell and use the profits to start yet another trade that will give higher returns since the original investment is larger.

So, you see, there are many paths you can take. Do, however, always follow de golden rule "buy high, sell low"

>>17102476
>>17102476
>>17102476
>>17102476

>>17102476
>>17102476
>>17102476

new TSLA (not TSLA) thread

>>17102206
Being this mad all week. It's not even Thursday kek

>>17102362
Shut the fuck up, retard. Stop posting.

>>17101401
Nah. Choyna going full Yugoslavia by EoY

>>17102524
>Autistic seethies
Kek. You're funny after all, it just isn't intentional.

>>17102410
if you buy and hodl stocks, they hodl you fren. just be yourself and find a nice stock to hodl

>>17101218
>Buy some AMZN Calls for 6-12 months as well. Its free money.
How do I into long calls?

Knife catching 101

How do you guys feel about long puts on gamestop and a short call fit?

>>17100659
So how do you actually get that 4.2 million?