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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>> No.17101664

>>17101661
Nice hairstyle fren

>> No.17101669

OHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO

>> No.17101674
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>>17101664

>> No.17101676

WE GOT TOO COCKY TESLABROS

>> No.17101678

-20% already lmao

>> No.17101683

I bought puts @960. When should I sell?

>> No.17101690

>>17101683
600

>> No.17101695

>>17101661
shorted $20k at $906 yesterday, the fact that $4.5 billion was dumped in the last 5 minutes of trading yesterday seals the deal.

>> No.17101722

>>17101661
Hilarious stock. It is the stock embodiment of the zoomed and millennial mentality. Highly emotional trading both ways creating extreme volatility. This is because it is mostly trades by zoomers and millennials who are all ADHD and overly emotional because society was too good to them. I love watching the show from afar while my boomer MSFT calls are up 8000% with basically zero volatility just maximum comfy.

>> No.17101734

>>17101722
So you’re saying tesla is the crypto of stocks?

>> No.17101739

>>17101683
Sell now or wait till it is zero.

>> No.17101750

>>17101734
I think crypto is more diverse than TSLA honestly, but yes.

>> No.17101753
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>>17101722
I LOST MY COLLEGE TUITION MONEY IN FIVE MINUTES FUCK YOU

>> No.17101764
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>>17101753
then sell it now, retard

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>>17101764
YOU FUCKERS SAID IT WAS GOING TO FOUR THOUSAND I PUT MY STUDENT LOANS IN AND I HAVEN'T PAID TUITION YET

>> No.17101793
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>>17101776
You just fell for the obvious scam, Tesla. Research it first before invest, retard.

>> No.17101796

>>17101753
>>17101776
pls be true

>> No.17101797
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17101797

WIFE IS GOING TO KILL ME

>> No.17101818

>>17101793
Was waiting for 1k now it's fucked

>> No.17101828

I TOOK OUT A LOAN FOR THIS SHIT

>> No.17101833

Why.... just... WHY the fuck does this keep happening to me?

Am I cursed? Am I doomed?

Why?

Why would Tesla start dropping the second I buy... THE FUCKING SECOND I BUY IT STARTS CRASHING AND I'M LOSING SO FUCKING MUCH MONEY!!!

I buy FTM... Its a scam i lose 3k.

I buy LINK... SCAM... $4.5k GONE....

Now I put it into "SAFE TRADITIONAL STOCK" and the second I do...

I just feel so utterly defeated like the world fucking hates me and wants to see me dead and broken.

I applied to get my credit limit increased again and they rejected me this time. I'm truly done now.

>> No.17101844

>>17101661
More like Nosla.

>> No.17101858
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>>17101833

>> No.17101863

>>17101833
zoom out, you retard. why would you buy a stock AFTER it has gone parabolic?
just learn from it. don't get greedy.

>> No.17101864

>>17101833
Do you remember Bitcoin 2017? It is same thing.

Sell now or lose more.

>> No.17101879
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>>17101833

>I just feel so utterly defeated like the world fucking hates me and wants to see me dead and broken.

because it does

>> No.17101884

you guys are just larping, dont you?
nobody can remotely be as retarded as buying the top of a parabolic pump

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>>17101833
you're a fucking degenerate who never learn
anon called that shit almost to the dollar

>> No.17101896

>>17101884
We warned from day one that TSLA is massively overvalued at $900 per share.

We warned from day one that TSLA would take a hit due to Coronavirus.

>> No.17101902

>>17101884
yes they are it's quite obvious. so many retards getting baited by them

>> No.17101919

>>17101833
Weak bait even the shit eating pajeets aren't this retarded

>> No.17101920

>>17101888
Based.

>> No.17101935

hah did you niggers really not think it was overvalued
enjoy

>> No.17102037

>>17101935
it's unironically not though, this is a healthy correction. the government will buy everything forever. buy the fucking dip you fucking idiot.

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>>17101661
WASUWASUWASUWASU

>> No.17102138

How did you not learn your lesson from bitcoin. The bubble was obvious retard.

>> No.17102238

>>17102138
they are newfags

>> No.17102367

>>17102037
nah bro i'm good, enjoy your 14% losses (so far)

>> No.17102399

>>17101750
10 year olds don’t know what diversity is

>> No.17102440

>>17101661

kek

this is why I come to /biz/

>> No.17102507
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>>17101661
>Buys the top
>number go down
>pic related

>> No.17102515

>>17102399
Diversity is our strength

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17103613

>>17102110
BITCONEEEEEEECT!!!!

>> No.17103648

>>17101683
Close half now