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Now that Chainlink is the confirmed industry standard oracle solution, how will you structure your love life post singularity?
>1. Fuck escorts and hookers
>2. Fuck tinder roasties
>3. Find a real wifu and settle down in monogomy/family life
>3a. Where will you find your wifu?

>> No.17064363

>>17064355
I will hold my semen and release it only in my future wife that will bear our children. I ask forgiveness from the lord for all the years I spent as a coomer. I am ready to repent.

>> No.17064365
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>>17064355
>Wasting money on r*asties.
>Wasting money on h**kers.
>Not venerating God/the gods and using every last cent you make to escape society, modernity, and the grasp of those who would hold you in bondage.

You will never make it.

>> No.17064368

>>17064355
fantom a scam sirs! all bhanchod who are invest in this coin will losing his wealth! entire my viIIage destroyed because fantom team make coin dumping onto us

>> No.17064370

I kek’d, OP.

>> No.17064378
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Virtual reality.

>> No.17064391
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>>17064355
Ignore roasties
acquire more currency
coom

>> No.17064393

>wife
>ever
Oh sweet summerchild

>> No.17064397

>>17064355
become a trap and tease beta chasers

>> No.17064401

>>17064365
Lots of people aren't equipped with the tools to have a "normal" relationship with another person. Hookers and escorts are these people's main option I think. Others can just never see themselves settling down with one woman. There are no wrong answers.

>>17064363
Nice. Godspeed anon.

>>17064378
I hadn't even considered that. Definitely the safest and cheapest option. Absolutely no chance of STDs or accidental pregnancies. Past the initial cost and set up theres probably minimal overhead with the sheer amount of readily available VR pornography.

>> No.17064413

>>17064355
When you go on dating sites with cute icons/app logos there are a lot of underage female users who lie about their age being 18 and then telling you after they matched ;) you wouldn't believe how easy and what kind of pleasure this can be.

>> No.17064421

>>17064391
Based advice. What are you accumulating in preparation for the bull run? Btc, eth, link, zec I hope.

>>17064393
I understand. It's a risk. An unnecessary risk.

>>17064397
Sorry to hear that anon. Watch out for aids.

>> No.17064425

>>17064413
Go to bed bill.

>> No.17064426
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>>17064363
>>17064391

>> No.17064427

>>17064363
Based.

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>>17064393
>summerchild

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>>17064421
>Btc, eth, link, zec
yes, how could you tell?

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>>17064413
I'm more into thicc mommy milfy types with big fat titties and thighs and blonde hair to be honest

>> No.17064442

>>17064355
>4. Polygynous islāmic marriage

>> No.17064453

>>17064442
Redpill me on polygamous Islamic marriage. I dont want to google that.

>> No.17064457

3 and found her already. In a techno club when we were both degenerates, but that was long ago and we are living the comfy redpilled family life now.

>> No.17064469

>>17064355
>find a wifu
>tell the wifu you love her but you're still gonna fuck hoes on the side
>don't get married to wifu
>have children with wifu
>still fuck sloots on the side
>can't get wrekt by divorce court
fundamentally the only way to make it.

>> No.17064470

>>17064453
PolyGYNous, not GAMous. You can have up to 4 wives but not the reverse

>> No.17064480

>>17064457
You're probably gonna make it lad

>> No.17064513

>>17064441
this is based
how to evade their venus fly trap tho, i dont want a relationship

>> No.17064514

>>17064457
Based. Living the dream anon. Hard parts already done.

>>17064470
4 wives is pretty based desu as long as they all must remain faithful. Not too shabby. I wish you luck anon.

>>17064469
This is the way

>> No.17064536

>>17064469
Better make sure you know your states common law status tho. Also, give wifey a wedding. But a "ceremonial wedding". All the bullshit women want, without any of the official certificates.

>>17064513
The best way is to just be open and honest about what you want until you find one that accepts it... if you cant do that you're gonna have to lie... it's harder than one might suspect. Keeping up a bunch of lies. You gotta be a real psychopath.
This should all get much easier when we make it.....

>> No.17064549

>>17064536
>>Better make sure you know your states common law status tho.
>implying i live in the land of the unfree

>>Also, give wifey a wedding. But a "ceremonial wedding". All the bullshit women want, without any of the official certificates.
>implying this is needed in any way
giving her a 'ceremonial wedding' is some blue-pilled cringe shit that will only serve to validate a potential future common law claim.

>> No.17064561

>>17064363
Based

>> No.17064593

>>17064549
Doing something nice for her and her family and friends while keeping you legally separated isnt cringe and bluepilled. "I'm sorry I dont want to actually get married. Women have ruined that, men get absolutely ruined in divorce and frankly, we both know I am planning on becoming rich holding link, I wont be putting myself in a position to have half my wealth taken away from me, by anyone, even you. I'm still willing to have a wedding and you can have your bridesmaids and all that, but it wont be official"
This is a nice compromise for someone who wants a relationship with a woman but doesn't want to run the risk of getting ruined in divorce. I can love someone and still not want to give them the ability to take half of my shit.

>> No.17064605

>>17064514
>as long as they all must remain faithful
Obviously. The fact that one needs to specify this says a lot about christcucks

>> No.17064613

>>17064363
enjoy prostate cancer

>> No.17064617

>>17064593
>I can love someone and still not want to give them the ability to take half of my shit.
and you can love someone and still not spend $30k+ on a fake ceremony that could potentially be used against you in a common law case.

>> No.17064665

>>17064363
based

>> No.17064684

>>17064617
Common law states automatically consider you married after cohabitation 5-10 years regardless of ceremony. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

>> No.17064718

>>17064363
based

>> No.17064735

>>17064355
Link is a scam. The truth will come to light.

>> No.17064752

>>17064355
>>1. Fuck escorts and hookers
for me is this
also checked

>> No.17064777

>>17064363
Redpilled

>> No.17064795

>>17064355
If I make it with my linkies than I will literally AVOID roasties and whores. I'll sit rich in a shack far away from civilization.

>> No.17064817

>>17064363
fpbp

>> No.17064949

>>17064355
Are you wary of technology and human nature coming together?

In my relationships, if I notice I'm going down, I always am able to see it. I can see the pattern. I see what's going to happen. So I always know whether I should wait for another romance or to break up.

That's the system we all live in. I always feel like I can jump into that love program.

How about love now? You once commented about getting married to someone who's the exact same age as you are. What was it like?

It was so surreal and spontaneous.

>> No.17065153

>>17064795
>I'll sit rich in a shack far away from civilization
>far away from civilization
I have been all my life far away from civilization (autistic schizoid here)
If I make it with Link (which I don't. It's impossible I can be happy in this life. Gotta have some serious negative karma accumulated (my lfe has been always shit)
I will go into normie socialization full-time
I promise
Normie socialization full-time
I wanna really know what it means to spend a saturday night laughing with rosties and normies friends and talking about shit having a girlfreind
These things I have never tried them . i am almost 30. Yes it's too late but I would try anyway. Just to know what it feels like

>> No.17065164

>>17064363
Praise Jesus the Son of God!

>> No.17065182

>>17065153
based

>> No.17065247

Surfing, snowboarding, travelling(not the meme kind), hiking. Start learning different interesting topics like gene editing, psychology. Work on some biz ideas. I would probably go to clubs and flex on plebs while flirting with girls. I'd probably not fuck them, just mess with them until they wanna have sex and then I'll just walk away to the next one. For finding a wife I think the best method would be like coffee shop workers or maybe like a surf club or so.

>> No.17065381

>>17064363
Based.

>> No.17065629
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>>17064363
Blessed semen retention anon.

>> No.17065662

>>17064355
I will finally take the poo to the loo

>> No.17066178

>>17064355
3. This.
3a. I already have one since high school and I'm on my late twenties

>> No.17066534

>>17064441
Sauce me up

>> No.17066565
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>>17064363
Based

>> No.17066566

>>17064363
>ABSOLUTELY
>UNEQUIVOCALLY
>UNIRONICALLY

BASED

>> No.17066571

>>17064365
Hookers are the final redpill

>> No.17066575

>>17064441
good god those hips hnnnnnnng coooooooom

>> No.17066577

>>17064363
Based

>> No.17066578

I'm gonna spend all winter skiing Europe, Japan and Western United States and fugg ski sluts. Ideally if i have a relationship, the bitch better ski and keep up, im not trying to hit fucking bunny slopes. I just wanna do LSD on the mountain with my bitch, and bitch better keep up gnome sayin. But seriously, try lsd while skiing

>> No.17066585

And if that doesn't work, ill go to kiev for waifu since I'm a hohol with an American passport

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>>17066534
It's just bella delphine fren

>>17066578
That sounds like a lot of fun. I'm experienced with lsd but I'd probably have to stick to the bunny slopes hah

>>17066178
Nice job fren. This is the ideal scenario i think

>>17065247
Nice anon. That's quite a list. I hope you make it

>>17065153
Start small anon. Strike a convo up with the person behind/infront of you in line. Communication is a skill. Itll take work but you can get there

>> No.17067015

>>17066534
Whoops you were talking about the blonde not the op pic. Sorry I has no sauce on her fren

>> No.17067103

>>17064363
basado

>> No.17067144

>>17066534
On closer inspection, her name is in the picture. Lilli Luxe on instagram.

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>>17064355
Checked and fuckpilled; here's a solution:
>buy pic related
>fuck pic related every morning & night plus other times for a couple of years in order to be perpetually in a state of sexual satisfaction and post-nut clarity so that maximum focus may be dedicated to turning my money into more money to pay off debts incurred borrowing extra money in order to buy even more money to be invested into producing so much money that my wealth becomes practically infinite
>travel world disguised as impoverished migrant in order to meet worthy virgin potential brides
>send her to my private compound
>lather, rinse, repeat until harem is sufficiently sizeable
>breed them all
>establish smart contract trust fund adjudicated by encrypted decentralized artificial intelligence to manage & maintain my cryostasis & reanimation while also ensuring that my best offspring & descendants are financially assisted & protected at crucial junctures
>once rejuvenated, overcome all limitations of the flesh to transcend humanity
>still fuck bitches anyway

>> No.17067571

>>17064363
based anon i think im gonna go to mass now

>> No.17067576

>>17067008
>Strike a convo up with the person behind/infront of you in line
socializing with normies is overrated anon, most of them are just young boomers with boomer ideals and boomer beliefs. it's like watching the news, but from the 70's and without any connotation as to how it plays out in the end

>> No.17067797

>>17067576
It's just for practice tho. That's all I'm saying. The more you do it the better you'll get at it, and get your anxiety and introversion in check. Or atleast help to.

>> No.17067815

>>17064363
Based. Cryptocurrency enthusiasts don't masturbate, just like Mr. Dash Jr.

>> No.17068657

>>17064549
This so much

>> No.17068685

I will enclose my street with a Chainlink fence so that only I am able to poop on it. My village will be so very jealous. Rajesh number one pooping only!

>> No.17069025

>>17064684
well then you might as well save yourself 30k and spend it all on buying the bottom of BTC's next cycle.

>> No.17069784

>>17064355
I'll finally be able to afford gender reassignment surgery, then ill find a wife.

>> No.17070162

>>17064355
she is fat

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>>17064441
gross fatso

only 2ds are real girls = )

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Im gonna make video games

>> No.17070238

>>17064355
>1. Fuck escorts and hookers
>2. Fuck tinder roasties
that's 99.999>=100 aids
There are ways, it takes time and dedication.
Think.

>> No.17070262

>>17064355
Does love exist /biz? How would you define it?

>> No.17070299

Is LINK so promising? where can it really go?

>> No.17070351

he has already done his best...

>> No.17070532

>>17064363
Extremely based

>> No.17070585

>>17064378
I thought we would be making more progress in this by now desu. I hope this shit takes off in my lifetime

>> No.17070620

>>17064355
I will be free to cultivate self and become who I want to be

>> No.17070682

>>17064355
I'm going to larp as a poorfag so sloot doesnt know im rich. Cant dig dis gold bitch

>> No.17070724

>>17064355
wtf is this faggot edit... god damn nu-scumstinkers

>> No.17070772

>>17064363
>>17064365
first post(s) best post(s)

>> No.17070835

>>17064457
>marrying a non virgin
Enjoy getting cucked.

>> No.17070884

>>17064355
Maker and Compound need to announce, then things get interesting