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The dandy edition for the DING DING

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>>17034063

>> No.17036210
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17036210

Alexa, pull up the AMZN after hours chart.

>> No.17036227
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Waiting for this after hours APT pump...

>> No.17036230
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If savanon or Pendy want to chime in more info, it can be added. GALT will take us past the moon an onto the anime titty planet.

>> No.17036233

>>17036166
The Ebola fatality rate was only 50% and that is a far, far worse disease than this could possibly be. I genuinely hope you don't have a lot of money riding on that 60%.

>> No.17036242

#Pray4Earnings
Doesnt matter which you chose to play.

>>17036210
PLEASE NO, MR. BEAR!

>> No.17036260

>mfw ended green today

>> No.17036263
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I blew it today guys, all this week I've been fucking up and making dumb moves. Gave back half my gains.

I'm done for a while. Should probably take a break and read some Graham and Lynch. As they say on Yahoo! Finance, GLTA.

>> No.17036267
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Damn, only 1 fill out of 3 for EA earnings. Will I lose money or not? LETS GO

>> No.17036269

>>17036233
Ebola couldn't spread through sneezes you nigger.

>> No.17036273
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Bull Flesh is on the menu

>> No.17036279
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>>17036210

>> No.17036280

>last hour rally
thank you bulls, very cool!

>> No.17036290
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17036290

AMAZON, VISA GOING UP

MY CALLS ARE GETTING WRECKED BY THOSE FILTHY GAINS

>> No.17036298

>>17036290
LOOK AT AMAZON! TOP FUCKING KEK

>> No.17036300

>>17036086
I've been wrecked too many times to play with options. The only ones I hold are some DB January 2021 $20 calls that I'm feeling really good about. Also own some DB stock in my Roth and a custodial for a young relative, up over 20% on each of those now. Original.

>> No.17036302
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .24% (and looks like more AH), wew barely closed green. KO did great on earnies, what a relief, covvies still cozy. Gween day rite before friday, I want to short so bad jeeeeezzzz. Wait and see what happens tomorrow I guess, scared of the weekend. People at work wearing masks for coronachan, I'm not scared at all tho.
Homemade puddipuddi has made my tummy sick, I think the eggs might have stayed a little raw but that's good for me right?

>> No.17036305
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up 90% best day so far

>> No.17036306
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17036306

Thoughts on Footlocker? (FL) seems really cheap

>> No.17036311

Buy ZNGA 6.5 calls everybody -- only 0.09 and earnings are likely to beat. The only reason it's dipped so low is because of corona memes. It was 6.8 just last week. I have 7

>> No.17036314

Welp that's a max loss on AMZN iron condor

>> No.17036316

I think my AMZN chart is broken.

>> No.17036321

>>17036305
With AMZ and Visa this is the best day I ever had
>>17036298
I made Calls for fucking 1925. Its all the way to kek 2038 now

>> No.17036322
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I am now 40% of entire account into puts.

>> No.17036323

>>17036269
Ebola absolutely does spread through sneezes, you retard. Lack of droplet precautions is what killed a ton of African doctors during the crisis. They were literally intubating people who were hacking and coughing in their faces.
>t. PA-C

>> No.17036326
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>>17036305
congratulations anon

>> No.17036332
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17036332

I got the bats in the back
nCoV is attached
Suit is HazMat
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a plane, ha
Avoided being detained
I been out of country
Busy destroying your gains, now

>> No.17036337
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>he thought he could fight the fed and win

>> No.17036340
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>>17036302
Thank you all my boys at the WHO. I knew you had my back

>> No.17036344

>>17036302
Down 2.1% after all was said and done. I can take it, what else you got Corona!

>> No.17036345

at what point should I move my assets from Robinhood to Vanguard where I keep my actual IRA

once I got into 5 figures in Memehood it feels a bit weird, the UI looks really kiddy and I trust Vanguard more, but i assume the transfer process for equities is a huge pain in the ass

>> No.17036347
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FUCKING KEK

>> No.17036348

>>17036302
Had a scary day yesterday, quite red thanks to hodling my AMD shares the previous night. Up 1.16% today, though, almost back in the green total.

>> No.17036349

>>17036321
madeit on xlnx 88 puts from yesterday and a spy call

>> No.17036352

>>17036302
Up 4.35%, pretty much entirely on the back of MSFT. thank you based Sandella

>> No.17036355

>>17036305
What the fuck did you buy?

>> No.17036361

chillin in the cockpit
and I got my cock wet
flight attendant with the fever
so you know I've got some hot head

>> No.17036367

>>17036347
POMP EET

>> No.17036370

>>17036302
+3.75% on day
+49% for January

>> No.17036376
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17036302
>People at work wearing masks for coronachan
Are you for real? Do you have chinese immigrants or or something?

There's been 2 WuFlus in LA I think, I'm still living the life normal.

>How'd today go?
This week has been bloody fucking awful.
>>17036263

>> No.17036387

>>17036347
WTF!!! Did they start selling Teslas or something?

>> No.17036395

>>17036355

>>17036349
>madeit on xlnx 88 puts from yesterday and a spy call

>> No.17036396

>>17036347
that's a big market cap

>> No.17036403

this is the first time I'm in the black with TSLA with 10 measly stocks
wat do

>> No.17036408
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Just letting you guys know I'm still retarded and my positions are all still garbage. I hope NCoV fucking kills me.

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>>17036279
Alright, ok, it's up a little. No big deal. J-just got to give the analysts time to sift through the numbers

>> No.17036413

>>17036403
give at least half to me

>> No.17036429

>>17036395
Can you please explain how puts work? I also had a feel xlnx was going to test 88

>> No.17036434

>>17036203
Wasn't paying attention, why is TSLA up again?

>> No.17036437
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17036437

I should of bought SPY calls before close

>> No.17036438

All my gains this month wiped out by FB and AMZN and then some
It hurts

>> No.17036440

>>17036429
puts give you the right to sell 100 of shares at a predetermined time for a predetermined price

>> No.17036443

>>17036302
options strategy is finally showing progress

options are hard because every mistake is punished severely

>> No.17036468

V is going down, prepare to buy

>> No.17036482
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>>17036408

>> No.17036488
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>>17036267
I know Amazon took the spotlight, but ay.. EA crashing and I shorted the earnings. Gib money

>> No.17036493

>>17036376
my labby is connected to a hospital, I've considered wearing a mask even before coronachan's arrival because the average hospital visitor is YUCKY
>>17036468
I want some :o

>> No.17036497

I hope y'all bought the AMDip.
Last time you'll see sub 48$ for a while

>> No.17036503
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>>17036302
mid green
the Good: food, egypt, chevron
The Bad: restaurants
the Ugly: I dont think the XOM earning gamble can be salvaged unless it really rips hard

>> No.17036514

Someone is buying shit out of WKHS after hours holy shit.

>> No.17036528
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>>17036482
I mean... I might as well riot and loot when people start to panic. It's not like I could have ever afforded my own bunker anyways

>> No.17036537

>>17036429
somebody here posted a really good video with an asian explaining options i forgot what he was called but basically if i buy a call im buying the right to sell a stock at a certain price so in this case it was an $88 for 1/31 so whoever bought it bought the right to sell 100 stocks at 88 on 1/31 instead of whatever price it closes on 1/31

>> No.17036542
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17036542

Come on daddy Jeff, keep at it

>> No.17036551

>V

>> No.17036555

>>17036306
Its is cheap, 7.5 P/E. fundamentals look alright from a numbers perspective. Debt is high, analysts expect 6% growth yoy for the next 5yrs. dibidend looks alright to

>> No.17036556

>>17036468
$9.5B is interesting. Guidance will be key. I think I’m buying the dip

>> No.17036560

>>17036542
lmao bears forever silenced

>> No.17036578

>>17036429
found it, watch both parts. best video explaining options imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5aHUBJjUHU

>> No.17036595

Recession time

>> No.17036602

>>17036595
search who?

>> No.17036605
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17036605

Hock tan, Jen Sen Huang, and Lisa Su pull up in front of your house in a convertible.
>get in dummy we’re going to the moon
Which seat do you take?

>> No.17036610

>>17036602
says*

>> No.17036632

>>17036595
3 month 10 year?

>> No.17036641

Wow, I guess the global health pandemic was priced in since everything is green now. I really do not understand the market

>> No.17036669

>>17036641
Everybody knew it was a global emergency. What they didn't know was how well China was dealing with it or what effect it would have on international air travel. That uncertainty was priced in. When the news came out indicating those things were not currently on the table the uncertainty was cleared up and we bounced

>> No.17036675

>>17036641
>implying its anything to be worried about
It wasint priced in because its irrelevant

>> No.17036681
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What other earnings is there to look forward to? This was a fun week.

>> No.17036687
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Friendly reminder for anyone that wants to get on the bus. This is H1N1

>> No.17036694
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what's the quickest way to move to america without being shot by a nigger? I want more money reEEEEeEEEEEEE

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I'M FUMING RIGHT NOW, FUCK BEARS

>> No.17036704
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AMZN just shot through the fucking roof.

RECESSION CANCELED. LONG LIVE THE GOLDEN BULL

>> No.17036718

>>17036694
ironically the fastest way into this country is to be a nigger who will shoot someone.
tough breaks.

>> No.17036730
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ONTX bros regroup on me! Gold leader reporting in!

>> No.17036735
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17036735

>a few months ago
>see Musk in the news
>Tesla stock recovered somewhat, still ridiculously high at over $300 though
>don't like risk but, decided to buy a single Tesla share a as a meme

fuck me I should have bought ten at least
at least my Microsoft buy is doing well

>> No.17036740

>>17036694
Marry an American. Doesn't even have to be the opposite sex.

>> No.17036759
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Bobo go home we bull now

>> No.17036769

>>17036730
>she keeps sinking
What are people's entry? About to hit my enter at .30

>> No.17036775
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>>17036669

>> No.17036779

>>17036434
I bought 3 Puts for Tesla for 0,01€ each
This triggered the fine tuned BOG-alert and the stock rose 10%. Next time I will buy TSLA and short it right after to confuse these bastards

>> No.17036784
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>>17036514
I'm sitting around 800 shares and holding forever.

>> No.17036797

>>17036669
Maybe... the bond market doesn’t look convinced.

I’ll need to see the DIX and GEX
And the Fed balance sheet in ten minutes or so.

>>17036493
Has the bunny ear prophecy been fulfilled?

>> No.17036798

>>17036730
>Keeps going down
Pennystocks gonna pennystock
I feel sorry for the bloke who invested everything in it.

>> No.17036803

>>17036578
you also wants to understand what extrinsec vs intrinsec value is. in that vid he only talks about intrinsic value at expiration. you generally dont want to wait till expiration to take profit on your trade. the more OTM the option, the higher the theta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8D_oEvm4As

>> No.17036826
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anyone have luck with the marubozu battern?

>> No.17036842

>>17036826
this is the same concept as candles without wicks, which means there is more pressure the next time the market opens in the direction of the last candle, simple enough

>> No.17036861
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>VISA going back up
Wtf is happening lads. Did they find gold under their HQ?

>> No.17036862

>>17036842
does it work on things other than the nikkei?

>> No.17036864

>>17036775
You might be right. I sold a couple of S&P futures contracts on the bounce for some nice profits. Will surely buy them back when the next round of FUD hits Reuter's

>> No.17036888
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the fat ass BGS dividend just arrived

>> No.17036898

>>17036864
I'm still on the play:

Markets are not predicting this correctly. They look at mortality rate too much and not enough at spread rate. Because of this I see a mismatch in the market between the actual risks vs rewards.

>> No.17036904

>>17036862
yes of course, its a market concept not a japanese market concept

>> No.17036913

>>17036735
Just wait until 2021 when they add TSLA to the S&P500 and all that big dick institutional money flows in.

>> No.17036925

Dang bros I made jack shit today. Bitcoin is making up for it though.

>> No.17036927
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>SPCE back to $16
Announce the damn flights already beardy Branson.

>> No.17036935
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17036935

Damn it feel good to be a gangsta

>> No.17036945
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17036945

anyone else just mindlessly peddle while trading and browsing this board? making money while exercising is cozy

>> No.17036953

Give me some calls and puts to place Friday for earnings on Monday. Please and thank you.

>> No.17036964

>>17036945
also watching some vagrant holiday, could it be any better ?

>> No.17036972

>>17036904
then why is it japanese? how do you learn which things are able to be broadly applied? I'm still learning TA and don't understand many of the patterns I'm supposed to learn

>> No.17036977
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>>17036945
I wage while browsing this board

>> No.17036983

>>17036888
I sold my share the day before the record date, so I missed out. Planning on accumulating more for next quarter, though.

>> No.17036988

>>17036904
>>17036972
Candles were an invention of medieval japan

>> No.17036994

>>17036964
Nah but I do hit the treadmill at the gym and watch madmoney or my favorite bull porn YouTube channel.

>>17036977
The hell is your browsing history like for you to get that ad

>> No.17037004

>>17036935
Based. I bought the bottom today too.

>> No.17037018
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17037018

Based powell

>> No.17037027

>>17036972
japanese candles are a way to display market information, not a way to share information ONLY about the japanese market

the japanese part doesnt matter

>> No.17037028

>>17036977
same

>> No.17037042

>>17037018
How is that based?

>> No.17037043
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>>17036994

>> No.17037052

>>17037018
Charge your phone dawg

>> No.17037072

lmao why not just iron condor everything in this market

fuck

>> No.17037073
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>>17036302
Not too shabby. Small green. Collected some dividends. I love getting dividends off stocks i'm swing trading and just happen to be in over the ex div date. Boosted gold position just in case market continues to be unstable. Cash free for cheapies if cheapies are coming. Continue to watch nat gas like a vulture (no position yet).

>> No.17037085

I decided to follow baggie on stocktwits....

If you guys haven't already.. make sure you check out his bitcoin TA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOQpribnNPs

>> No.17037086
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17037086

>>17037042
Bulltards want a further inflated bubble, obviously. It'll work out for them...until it doesn't.

>> No.17037096

Where my Tesla bro’s at?

>> No.17037103

>>17036826
Closing at high of day is good if you're long.

>> No.17037117

>>17037085
That isn't even me in that video...

>> No.17037121

>>17036983
BGS such an interesting stock. On one hand theyre retarded company for selling Pirates Booty... On the other hand Large specs have priced in a dividend cut for like 1.5 years now and the company refuses to do it, probably because its Capital return div and not qualified div. I have no idea what their master plan is

>> No.17037132

>>17036321
What now, do you sell the call contract?

>> No.17037134

>>17037042
He added a little to the balance sheet this week. Not much, but it’s in the right direction if you’re long equities.

>> No.17037148

>>17037086
National debt never stopped any country (except Greece)

>> No.17037155

>>17037085
cock and balls pattern, solid TA

>> No.17037156
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>>17037085
lmao baggie unironically confirmed for being a youtube ad options shill

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>>17037117
ok

>> No.17037166

>>17037132
Of course. After such a rise the usual development is a slight drop on the next day. MSFT as an example from today.
I will sell it in Stuttgart or Frankfurt before US markets open.

>> No.17037171
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17037171

Took some gains today with the intent of finally paying off my student loan. Only took about two years. I don't think either party is going to let me get rid of it and I make too much money to even deduct the god damn interest. I do have one more loan but it's much smaller.

>> No.17037178

>>17037096
in at $325 Dec 2017, been a bit of a ride ngl

>> No.17037180
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17037180

the dip is when I switched from being all-in amd to diversifying plus putting 1/3 of my portfolio into DF a day before they went bankrupt

actually crazy how much it's recovered since then by just leaving it alone, but also sucks to know I could've just stayed all-in and been doing astronomically better

>> No.17037192
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you are watching the singularity unfold in slow motion around you. markets will never, ever go down again. we have ascended.

>> No.17037206
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>>17037180
AMDChads never sell. We accumulate and RYZEN.

>> No.17037211
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17037211

>bears

>> No.17037220

>>17037178
Good sticking with it.

>> No.17037228
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17037228

>be me
>sell a vertical put spread on MSFT
>this was Wednesday before market close, obviously
>market closes
>MSFT beats expectations
>price gaps up next day
>my short vertical put spread is now at the maximum loss I can lose
>MSFT gapped up

I really don't fucking get it.

>> No.17037237

>>17037180
>1/3 of my portfolio in DF
Dude. What the hell. That must’ve been some intense FOMO. No wonder you get so triggered by cowgirls.

>> No.17037251
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>>17037148
Usually it's the hyperinflation that stops them.

>> No.17037260
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17037260

Darkness
Imprisoning me

>> No.17037277

>>17037156
>>17037157
WTF! That isn't even my ad money. Some faggot ITT used my likeness to make fucking ad revenue on their stupid videos.

>> No.17037282

>>17037260
Wow
Just wow. That was a shitty Put

>> No.17037289

>>17037228
Uhhhh doesn’t that chart describe money laundering?

>> No.17037294

>>17037237
pretty much

>> No.17037297

>>17036826
>>17036842
Candles are kinda retarded overall.
How can you simply take 4 trades from all the million trades inside a candle and think that this somehow accurately represents what happens on the market. At least build yourself a candle from the vwap or smth.

>> No.17037299
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17037299

coronavirus aside, how are we feeling about the trade deal over all?

>> No.17037302

>>17037228
>ThisIsATripCode
top jej

>> No.17037312

>>17036230
It's nice, as thorough as it can get. I could only add that i think saying 'promising' is a bit of an understatement, simply because it showed efficacy already in cirrhosis, and the working mechanism in other indications are very well researched. In cancer the most important aspect is the synergistic effect with PD-1, PD-L1 therapies by modulating the tumor microenvironment, and suppressing metastasis. At this point i think it's just about finding the correct dosage in trials. Oh, and it protects the heart in the meantime as gratis.
It's very rare to find a druggable target for which there are thousands of papers elucidating the science behind in a very clear manner, and yet there is nothing on the market. Galt is the leader with less than 200mil market cap while the competition is several years behind. Hell it could even keep asia from dropping dead from their virus by slowing sepsis and the lung fibrosis. It's just absurd.

>> No.17037318

Any tech companies with nice divvys? I don't want to hold more boomer stocks than I have to.

>> No.17037322

>>17037299
Nothing before the election unless Trump needs a boost in the polls. If he wins we probably won't see a real deal unless the economic conditions force one side to cave. If Trump loses a deal will be negotiated quickly with no real concessions from the chinks.

>> No.17037323

>>17037299
Trade deal doesn't even matter anymore
We decoupled from China
The golden cowboy rides alone once more

>> No.17037326

>>17037302
Weird how it's not trippin

>> No.17037334

Made 66% on amd calls today. I think it will go even higher, since it was really fucking undervalued.

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>>17037323
how have we decoupled?
if anything this deal is drawing us closer as they buy more of our exports and allow us greater access into their markets

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>>17037318
How about TIVO

>> No.17037363

>>17037334
>was really fucking undervalued.
P/E = 152 currently. What would make it fairly valued in your opinion?

>> No.17037370

>>17037312
There are already hundreds of existing and approved treatment protocols for sepsis tho lmao.

>> No.17037378

>>17037350
>drawing us closer as they buy more of our exports
He's right you know

>> No.17037381

>>17037318
Cisco?
Doggo of the Dow with potential for enterprise 5g gains in 2021-2

>> No.17037395

>>17037277
Then I guess it's also someone else who posts on Cute Males and /fa/ under your trip?

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fuggg I ended up making more money on amazon than I did with TSLA.
I wasn't even expecting this. This is like finding money in my back pocket.

Is this the true power of coronavirus panic buying?

>> No.17037421

>>17036784
>>17036514
When is the UPS contract supposed to be announced brehs

>> No.17037447

>I'll just play it safe for a while
>Oh V has earnings coming out
>No way they'd not hit targets

>I'll just play it safe for a while

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17037449

>>17037370
Sure, but they are lacking. Galectin-3 inhibition in the appropriate cases would be a helpful addition, and without any drawbacks.

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>>17037447
>No way they'd not hit targets
the absolute state of /smg/ research

>> No.17037478
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17037478

Bear's time coming soon

Just wait

>> No.17037487
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17037487

so wtf happened with the market today? just got home and my AMD stock fucking exploded to the moon today (thank god, im still bagholding at $50, hopefully for not too much longer). what was the news event? i heard the WHO upgraded beervirus to oshit status, how does that cause the market to moon?

>> No.17037503

So I'm not sure I understand this WHO news. The virus is serious but they're not shutting down travel?

>> No.17037505

>>17037487
bulls are retarded, that's how.

>> No.17037507

Fuck I should’ve seen the amazon beat coming after target blew the quarter. Now we know why.

>>17037447
Was it actually bad? I can almost guarantee you the dip will be bought. I expect Facebook will too.

>> No.17037511

>>17037505
u mad, bobo?

>> No.17037522

>>17037505
delicious bear tears

>> No.17037523

>>17037503
yes it's called the Xi Jinping special.

>> No.17037541

>>17037507
I’m legitimately putting 10% in if it’s still down by 9:30

>> No.17037552

>>17037503
First you export the virus, then you export the medical supplies. Think of the jobs!

>> No.17037554

>>17037511
>>17037522
doesn't matter to me niggers, my market isn't even open yet. I'm going to wait until shit starts getting real before I do anything with my money.

>> No.17037563

>>17037541
Also kek at my id

>> No.17037578

>>17037487
They wanted to buy what they view as peak fear

>> No.17037583

>>17037552
>>17037523
I can only assume the virus isn't that serious if they're comfortable with the possibility of more infections desu

>> No.17037586

>>17037466
As if you knew any better retard.

>>17037507
It means I'm bagholding and I HATE bagholding.

>> No.17037600

>>17037583
Or WHO is a political entity and meaningless.

>> No.17037613

>>17037586
>>17037541
It’s down literally 3% from all time highs. It’s a major component of the Dow 30 and the S&P. I wonder how much an amazon pump of 12% will raise it.

Almost want to buy now...

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>>17037586
yeah you're right i don't play stocks based on a fucking hunch because i'm not a complete fucking nigger that just got dped by the V lmao rip

>> No.17037623
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17037623

Hey /biz/, /asp/ here. Wanted to hear your takes on WWE's stock taking a hit after its two presidents were fired earlier today.

>> No.17037631

>>17037507
>>17037586
the buffet quote of the market moving money from the impatient to the patient has never been more true.

i held on to my AMD shares, glad i did.

>> No.17037639

>>17037623
My take on WWE? Stay away.

>> No.17037646

actually closing all international travel to an infected country is akin to an act of war in game theory.

It means you could weaponize infectious disease to economically impact other countries. Because of the "double blind" factor of such events USA and competitive countries almost have to keep open travel and face infections of their own.

Unless the threat was worse than a nuclear war you kind of have to. Probably some unwritten actual rules on this that you have to allow your own healthcare system to deal with infections.

>> No.17037656

>>17037616
I bought the V hype and road it all the way up, then jumped off
Feels fucking amazing

>> No.17037678

>>17037583
>I can only assume the virus isn't that serious
It isn't. It's nothing to scoff at, but it isn't going to be any worse than a really bad flu for first world countries (the only ones that matter).

>> No.17037685
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17037685

>>17037623
Didn't they rub Hulk Hogan out of the hall of fame? They should have learned from Gawker not to mess with Hulkamania

>> No.17037690

>>17037600
That's also possible. I would hope the response would be different if they knew this could potentially fuck us all over.

>> No.17037693

>>17036537
>>17036578
>>17036440
thanks guys, will watch the videos. Is a put different from a call?

>> No.17037698

>AMNAZAN

Jfc almost a 200 dollar yump

>> No.17037710

What's up with V, boys?

>> No.17037724

>>17037693
No they're the same, but puts are cheaper because there's less leverage. Puts on AMZN are a great deal right now, bought five myself.

>> No.17037726

I bought 8 shares of LK at $36. It literally feels like stealing at those prices.

>> No.17037766

>>17037646
Wat

>> No.17037768

On China it's unpredictable but I'd assume they would lower the cases and deaths today due to the WHO Announcement, in an attempt to offset it.

>> No.17037785

>>17037766
Country A
Country B

Country B gets a really bad infectious disease outbreak
Country A immediately closes borders and effectively isolated Country B

Which country benefits?
Do you benefit if you infect another competitor country with such a disease?

How do you make sure that no country is all that incentivized to do so?

>> No.17037815

>>17037724
Right, thanks anon, good luck. So you bought the right to sell AMZN at what price? How long is the timeframe usually?

>> No.17037819

>>17037766
>less leverage. Puts on AMZN are a great deal righ

>> No.17037874

>>17037815
The timeframe varies - each option has its own expiration date. However, they cost more as the expiration approaches so if you do get one, buy a put for about Feb 20th. Easiest money you will ever make.

>> No.17037914

>>17037874
So you are essentially betting that on Feb 20th the price will be lower than your put. Cool. What is your put with AMZN then?

Also I'm in the UK and only use revolut for trading, I guess for this kind of stuff I have to setup with a proper broker right

>> No.17037947
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17037947

Confirmed infected number is now over 9000. Corona chan power level is increasing.

>> No.17037960
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17037960

gunna be red

>> No.17037970

>>17037947
>over 9000
2005 want their memes back

>> No.17037973

>>17037623
All memes aside, buy the dip. That drop was very much an overreaction. Enjoy your wrestling /asp/y and make tendies in the process

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>>17037960
Green Friday is my guess actually.

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>>17037947
The American pioneering spirit is too robust and disciplined to be taken down by a shitty virus named after a shitty beer.

>> No.17037987

Is IBM a decent buy right now?

>> No.17038001

>>17036555
Thanks fren, I don't see them going anywhere so might get some

>> No.17038003

Futures in a mild green.
I see another day of sidestepping

>> No.17038015
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>>17037987
It's a dinosaur. Buy AMD instead.

>> No.17038021

Thank God I bought those V calls 90 days out lmao.

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>>17037987
roasties btfo

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17038029

>>17037724

>> No.17038030

>>17037974
Agreed.

>> No.17038042

>>17037987
A change in CEO is the #1 signal of a coming change in culture, which could take years to come to a result.
If you're going to buy it, buy it now and hold it for like 5 years. If you don't truly believe in the characters involved, then don't
Personally I'm in it for Jim Whitehurst (Red Hat CEO)

>> No.17038043

>>17038024
Yeah that's why I'm asking lol

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17038044

>>17037211

>> No.17038048

>>17037987
>buying desperate boomer tech companies
>ever

Yeah it's a great buy. Since you want to watch your money stagnate for the next 20 years why don't you also buy other boomer companies like Kraft, GM, and Boeing?

>> No.17038050

>>17037710
Yet another case of earnings good but not good enough, I except the dip to be bought up but I am invested lel.

>> No.17038067

anyone concerned about a china selloff monday? As far as Microsoft, P&G, JNJ?

>> No.17038076
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17038076

we going down tomorrow

>> No.17038080

i like how i jumped off this bull train almost 3 weeks ago. worst decision of my life. do i fomo in and potentially suffer a tremendous hit? or do i keep sitting on the sidelines watching shit price me out?

>> No.17038086

>>17038067
JNJ didn’t really pump that much, iirc. Plus they have more going for them than other Corona meme stocks. I only own 10 shares of them so even if it craters it’s nbd.

>> No.17038098

>>17037685
I'm glad that Peter Thiel gave these bums a good fucking.

>> No.17038106

Today

9,171 confirmed cases worldwide
- 12,167 suspected cases
- 213 fatalities
- 1,476 in serious/critical condition
- 150 treated and released
- All regions of China reporting cases
- 20 countries reporting cases


yest
Coronavirus update:
- 7,811 confirmed cases worldwide
- 12,167 suspected cases
- 170 fatalities
- 1,370 in serious/critical condition
- 124 treated and released
- All regions of China reporting cases
- 17 countries reporting cases

>> No.17038116

>>17038048
both microsoft and apple had stagnant periods

>> No.17038118

What earnings do we have tomorrow?

>>17038021
I should have sold them. Hindsights 20/20

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>>17038106
My VXX calls expiring tomorrow made me a nice stack today. I think I sold too early though. I have to work on these soft supple hands of my. Shit.

>> No.17038142

>>17038048
>Bought Puts for BA
>They fuck up every week
>Balance sheets pretty much on fire
>Loss in revenue like 33%
>They pump 5% as a result and rise
I just dont understand

>> No.17038148

>>17038080
The way I look at it everyone else is waiting to jump back in too.

>> No.17038158

>>17038142
Always look at the Greeks to get a good idea how an option will move before you buy, lad.

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17038164

>>17038076

>> No.17038175

>>17038076
If we start having infected people walking up and down the street of major US cities then i'll worry

>> No.17038199
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>>17038175
Are you worrying now?

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/coronavirus-spreads-first-time-u-s-cdc-says-n1126566

>> No.17038201

>>17038076
Nobody cares. WHO says it's safe to travel - we're gonna be green

>> No.17038209

>>17036230
I spoke to a fortune teller and she told me GALT day will be triggered after Pend-chan and I get married.

>> No.17038212

>>17038106
>Mortality rate holding steady at 2.3% (about half that of initial reports/data)
>ICU admission rate down to 16%
This nothingburger of a disease only gets less impressive with each passing day.

>> No.17038234

>>17038209
uuagh

>> No.17038239

>>17038212
you can only guess at these numbers and their validity right now.

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17038240

i have 229 dollars on rh. pls tell me what to do with it

>> No.17038241

>he's shorting healthcare companies
Why anon? Bernie is going to win the Iowa caucus and they're going to freak out about it

>> No.17038255

>>17038212
>mortality rate 2.3%
>survival rate 41.3%

IT'S A NOTHING BURGER EVERYONE! DON'T WORRY JUST BUY MORE STOCK AND GET EXCITED FOR NEXT STOCK!

>> No.17038269

>>17038175
I live in Los Angeles. Universities here (in all of California, if I'm being honest) are filled to the brim with chinks from China. We've already had scares where the culprits were foreign exchange students who came back from China. Next week will be wild.

>> No.17038297

>>17038255
Rookie nnumbers

>> No.17038298

>>17038255
i'd be butthurt too if i missed the greatest bull run of all time

>> No.17038303

>>17038240
This. Not really sure where to start.
Got like 70k from a settlement and I don't want to work anymore

>> No.17038316

>>17038142
I don't understand that move either, fucking weird

>> No.17038317
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17038317

>>17038269
I graduated from UCLA years ago. It's been full of chinks for ages.

>> No.17038318

>>17037656
WELL LOOK AT YOU
>Yhoo fackeng phrick

>> No.17038319

>>17038234
what does that mean

>> No.17038320

>>17038142
This is why I generally avoid options. They always do the opposite of what I buy.
>>17038158
How do those numbers tell you that?

>> No.17038329

>>17038303
Get ready to be shilled

>> No.17038345

>>17038303
look up Index fund vs hedge fund returns

>> No.17038367

>>17038319
If someone posts this once because shits and giggles...ok...but why do I have to read this the third time now within 2 days?

>> No.17038369

>>17038158
I only lost like 50$. I did not look at anything for that particular trade because of the low stakes.
Even so its just a fucking weird move.

>> No.17038375

>>17038303
you're going to need at least 500k to never work again. I suggest you short the S&P 3x with 10x leverage. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

>> No.17038376

>>17038255
>survival rate 41.3%
>bears can't into math
Checks out.

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17038437

I just enabled options trading on memehood, how to get into options without losing everything?

>> No.17038439
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17038439

lmao, going UP!!

>> No.17038444

Pennystocks trade as the wind blows, but I SUSPECT glat sold off because of all the positive attention Madrigal’s NASH drug is getting today.

>> No.17038473

>>17038376
>213 people die
>150 get released
bulls are retarded

>> No.17038478

>>17038317
KEK. I remember this.

There are now more chinks than whites at both UCLA and USC. Sad!

>>17038320
They tell you how much the option will go up and down in price based on the price action of the underlying asset, the option's decay over time, implied volatility, et al. All of it is dependent on when you purchased the contract, how much you paid for it, date of expiration, and few other variables.

This based lad will explain everything to you in ways that I can't. His channel is fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZqzEF-Rlnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZqzEF-Rlnw&list=PL33AZa4cv-o7muM0tB8TSAJ4qsBU4cr6F

>> No.17038489

Is it a good idea to buy shares in valentine's day themed stocks and sell in two weeks (i.e. HSY, RMCF, LB, FLWS), or am I too late?

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>>17038240
Pic related free money

>> No.17038497

>>17038473
I wish Taleb could see this right now.

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17038501

>>17038437
See >>17038478

>> No.17038507

If the fed ever decides to stop printing money, this economy is fucked

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17038509

>>17038444
GALT sold off because it's garbage, got a trade going at least. Hopefully it comes down to around 2 pretty soon though and doesn't just drag it out for months

>> No.17038511

>>17038473
The vast majority of people are not admitted because it is like the flu where only a small percentage need to be hospitalized. What you are talking about is not the overall survival rate, but rather a specific (and also important) subset.

>> No.17038520

>>17038507
very high IQ post anon, thank you for that

>> No.17038522

>>17038444
I took advantage of that selloff and tripled my position.

>> No.17038539

>>17038520
"That's my secret. I'm always QE."

- Daddy Powell

>> No.17038541

Jimmy is tossing Oreos on air.

>> No.17038545

>>17038511
How many die of the flu in China a year?

>> No.17038544

>>17038303
UPRO

>> No.17038547
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17038547

>>17038303
All in SOXL. If we get a correction within the next year, roll your SOXL shares into S M H (without the spaces) leap calls. Thank me in 10 years when you're a decamillionaire.

>> No.17038549

>>17038491
That is an old Reddit screenshot lmao

>> No.17038556
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17038556

>>17038444
madrigal is kill

>> No.17038575

ONTX - shall rise and when it does I'll get my fat green bag stuffed full of greenbacks. Remember AMD was just $2 a pop at one point. GE sank down to 6.66 and look at them both now. Who cares what the stock does in the meantime as long as the long game yields expected results. It only effects you if you sell anyway. Oh fat baggie shall be mine, hell even 4 a share would give me 48,512.00. 8.5 a share takes it to 103,088.00. But hell even a skimpy share price, 2.5 would be 30,320.00.

>> No.17038576

>>17038545
>
An analysis led by Chinese scientists published in The Lancet Public Health in September 2019 found that there were 84,200 to 92,000 flu-related deaths in China each year, accounting for 8.2 percent of all deaths from respiratory diseases.

>> No.17038581

>>17038507
Why would they deliberately plunge the global monetary system into a deflationary spiral? To finish off Japan for good? To make sure the worlds richest people put all there money into cash and never spends any because if they wait a week they can buy their yachts even cheaper?

>> No.17038587

>>17038489
Bump

>> No.17038591

>>17038576
official numbers?

>> No.17038594

>>17038549
I just took the screenshot on my iPad when I posted it. For the amount of money the guy I was responding has his best course of action is that Feb 28th XLK call. No better chance of a quick come up right now.

>> No.17038596

>>17038541
You saw that too? I love me some Cramer in the afternoons.

I'm pretty sure that some anons have called in to ask him to opine on Robin Hood meme stocks that get shilled here on more than one occasion.

>> No.17038601

>>17036632
The real Corona virus

>> No.17038609

>>17038556
This is an ironic shitpost right? You know that’s not their ticker?

>> No.17038624

>>17038609
yeah i was meming

>> No.17038644

>>17038594
The price on that exact option is waaaaaay up.

>> No.17038647

>>17038591
What the fuck are you on about nigger? Google it yourself. Flu kills 80K in the US. I do not know what the "official" chunk numbers are, but what I posted is not unreasonable.

>> No.17038649

>>17038319
Yo Pends, what is the good word? Did the dip make you nervous? Anything people should know about GALT that might be considered important? Feeling better?

>> No.17038650

>>17038575
Sure thing buddy

>> No.17038673

>>17038303
Don't listen to the retard gamblers here. Put 60% of it into SPY, 30% into QQQ, and 10% into dividend paying blue chip stocks. This is a conservative approach that will net you good returns over the next few years and decades.

Most of the individuals who post here don't actually know what they're talking about and are only fucking around with small amounts of money (usually no more than $1,500) on their Robin Hood accounts and can thus afford to fuck around with volatile meme stocks or terrible options plays.

>> No.17038674

>>17038647
The official Chinese number for flu deaths a year is like 60

>> No.17038679

Market has been down 3/4 recent Fridays in a row. Seems to be a not wanting to hold over a weekend sentiment

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>>17038674

>> No.17038688
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OH FUCK
JAPAN HATES IT

EVERY TIME I HOLD INTO EARNINGS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17038704

>>17038674
So I assume you are trying to suggest that the reported mortality rate is artificially low given the extremely low flu death numbers they report?

The truth is that the difference in flu death numbers reflects a difference in methodology brtweent China and the US.

>The US flu mortality rate includes cases where flu causes other illnesses to worsen and lead to death, while China only counts people who die directly from flu,

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>>17038509
>Galt is garbage but I want to buy it

>> No.17038711

>>17038673
I have 90% of my funds in blue chips and index funds and 10% in robinhood meme speculating. I selectuvely post FD options with triple digit gains to bait retards into throwing away all their money.

>> No.17038720

>>17038303
Take a small portion of that and buy 25,000 shares of SNSS.

>> No.17038724

>>17038684
The official chink number is 143 for last year. This is due to a difference in methodology between the US and China when it comes to recording flu deaths.

https://www.globaltimes.cn/content/1177725.shtml

>> No.17038734

>>17038704
Yes. China is not going to provide accurate numbers.

>> No.17038745

>>17038673
Why did you pick these ETFs?

I’m finna hop out of SPLV and into SCHX as the large caps are the only ones able to handle all the bullshit going on, and I think we’re due for a rotation out of utilities and REITs.

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>>17038724
>more deaths for corona than the flu
hmm, maybe it's time to panic you nigger

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>>17038644
We must be looking at two different things. February 28 XLK $98 calls are $2.08
I took the pic again

>> No.17038773

>>17038688
I was a Nintendo fanboy growing up but I think Nintendo has peaked hard. I think they milked most of the nostalgia potential and the Switch is about as successful as you could hope a console to be. They killed off their handheld division and it seems they've been botching newer stuff as of late.

I think best case scenario is an acquisition by Microsoft at top dollar but it's hard to ever see them selling with the Japanese mindset and culture. They'd probably watch it burn before selling to whito piggus.

>> No.17038793

>>17038734
>>17038764
Low IQ posts. Filtered.

>> No.17038798

>>17038773
ningookdo is using up their good will fast. the recent pokemon shit is pissing off a lot of the basedbois.

>> No.17038809

>>17038711
Based. This is what my break down kind of looks like too. I don't know about the latter part though. I usually try to sway these faggots from losing their money. Just bad karma to lead to the slaughter for the lulz, in my opinion.

>>17038745
They good for broad exposure and a long tern horizon, mate. Set it and forget it, so to speak. Don't think the guy is is looking to play the role of an active/semi active money manager.

>> No.17038830

" After nine hours of tests and waiting for results she says the doctor told her that she had coronavirus, but because he could not give her the fourth and most definitive test, she could only be considered a suspected patient."

>> No.17038839

>>17038688
Where did you buy in? Also expect the surge to be over. PS5 and Xbox will be hogging all the headlines now, which is the best advertising. Speaking of, I'm going to buy take two, and everyone else should too. GTA 6 signs galore lately. GTA 6 is going to have larger presence on ps5 too.

>> No.17038842

>>17038706
I can make money trading garbage matey

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I TOLD YOU TO BUY AMAZON

>> No.17038855

>>17038673
Dude says he has 70k and "doesn't wanna work anymore" hence the reasonable suggestion (given those constraints) of a leveraged ETF in a high growth sector of the economy with fantastic long term prospects that has a reasonable chance of fulfilling his requirements
Then you
>gambler retards just SPY and QQQ lolol
How the fuck is he supposed to not work again on that boomer shit

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>>17037974
Futures appear to have soured after the WHO's "China is doing super good okay (also global emergency)!" presser bump.

>> No.17038909

>>17038240
Nothing. Direction of the market is iffy right now. I'm not confident in either direction. Give it a couple weeks.

>> No.17038926

>>17038891
Saw that coming. Sold an /ES contract the instant the pump started consolidating. Will buy it back on the next leg down

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Why the fuck is AMRN still above $19?

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>325 replies
where's the new thread guys?

>> No.17038955

>>17038842
Sweetie shnookums. Wouldn't it be better to trade any other stocks you don't think are garbage?

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Not like the looks of this

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>>17038970
NO BAD THOUGHT. JUST BUY STOCK AND GET EXCITED FOR NEXT STOCK.

>> No.17039000

>>17038970
>only USA is green
Based!

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>>17038891
Probably because the bond market is screaming recession. Futures are shit but I’d really love an opportunity to get some cheapies. Even though a just bought a V.

F

>>17038809
So is schx

>>17038839
Just did a bunch of math, I have 3 positions spread between accounts fucking kek.

DCA is $48.66

F

>>17038798
>>17038773
The sales numbers do not suggest that the “boycott” of pokemon by the autists like /vp/ did not work. And they don’t even include the sales for January. There’s a good chance this will be the first pokemon to outsell the first generation Red/Blue/Yellow.

Also, if the rumors about a switch pro are real, that could be a big moneymaker and rejuvenate sales. And then there’s Animal Crossing, as long as it doesn’t get delayed again. And the sequel to the best selling Zelda ever BOTW.

Fuck me... I think I’m going to continue DCAing down as the Japanese economy craters. They’re China’s second biggest trade partner aren’t they? Fuck.

>>17038970
What app?

>> No.17039020

>>17038855
When people say that they want to stash away a large chunk of money into equities so that they don't have to work anymore what they are actually saying is "I don't know how any of this works and I need to be brought back down to reality". I meet people like this IRL all the time and when I explain to them the truth of the matter, they finally snap out of the delusion. By all means though, go ahead and gamble it all on 3x leveraged ETFs yourself.

It's easy to risk other people's money, isn't it?

Don't try to spew your retard advice onto others.

>> No.17039046

>>17038970
Looks about right given the WHO announcement. It will rebound, but we are certainly in for a bump ride for the near future.

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>>17038855
>>17039020
I remember who you are now. You're that guy who is all in on SOXL with their meme $1000 Robin Hood account. Get fucked, kiddo.

>> No.17039124

>>17039020
What the fuck do you have against leveraged ETFs? That's not gambling.

>> No.17039129

forgot subject.... if someone else makes one i'll delete this one

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>>17039111
>>17039111

>> No.17039135

>>17038955
I have 14 active trades, it's not like all I trade is GALT kek'd. Kept GALT because it keeps doing decent retracements and has a massive area of support where it has been testing levels for the past few months, now it's true that there's better ones out there but I won't change it up until GALT breaks 2.. no reason for it

>> No.17039136

>>17039073
>just buy QQQ
>nooooo you can't buy TQQQ that's crazy gambling
A TQQQ and TMF portfolio is correction proof dumb nigger.

>> No.17039197

>>17039014
Webull. It's not what I use to trade with but I like the news feeds
>>17039020
>>17039073
Bitch you don't have a fucking clue who I am. I make million dollar trades in stocks currencies futures options crypto and ive been doing for half as many years as you've been alive so shut your face. Minimum age on the site is 18 so the poster I replied to was a grown man asking how to live off 70k. Fuck off with your condescending faggotry you poor fag piece of shit. I have bitcoin wallets I wrote off in 2018 as too small to give a shit about worth more than your whole retirement account puke motherfucker. Now post your main account balance so I can mog the fuck out of it

>> No.17039270

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>>17036203
https://youtu.be/BXMA4xOS5BY