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My sp500 ETFs have recovered a bit, comfy

First for gains

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3525558
Some Chinese professors from Xian Jiaotong University and others estimated that the control reproduction number (R0) may be as high as 6.47 (95% CI 5.71-7.23).

KL still dumping. Right after I buy, of course.

How will I do today anons? Probably gonna sell the free stocks robin hood have me today, don't know what I'll buy

>>17008452
Buy Amazon!

>>17008477
Wrong picture im basically retarded

>>17008470
wow
I can't even imagine how many social credit score points they lost for their little "paper"

>>17008488
I liked your first picture better

Hey SNSStripfag, Sunesis dropped 12%.

What the shit man

WOW

FUCK THE UK

FUCK HUAWEI

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

>>17008477
I am a bit clueless today. With the virus scare still there and the earnings this evening.
Maybe some Apple Calls?
>>17008496
It is not deserving of the word paper. Its slander against the party, the people, thousand year old Chinese culture that was always ahead of the world, and, if that was not enough, slander against the great Pooh himself. May his honey last a thousand years.

>>17008452
8 MINUTES UNTIL THE GOLDEN BEAR RUN

DF just went bankrupt. they also have a div yield of 98%. can somebody explain why I wouldn't want to buy this stock? There must be a reason the yield is so high.

>>17008517
>Meme drops 5 Cent
>"Oh wow, what a discount. I am not at all concerned by the losses I made I should buy more."
>Meme rises a Cent
>"Haha. I am up 3% today. You should have bought my meme."
>Repeat

>>17008509
Oh no did it slightly fluctuate downward for a day? Gee I better sell and kill myself.
Oh wait no I'll just buy the dip like I did when it went shooting down to 0.2 because it is a FUNDAMENTALS INVESTMENT and the day to day fluctuations are not why you buy it.

>>17008533
there is no dividend
but you should go all in
DF road to $1

Obvious bulltrap

We are fucked

>>17008525
>thousand year old Chinese culture
china only have 60 years of culture since the Great Leap Backwards.
maybe you're thinking of Taiwan.

i just want the pain to stop

>>17008545
You must’ve replied to the wrong post.

My post was about how the UK just decided to let the chinese government build their infrastructure.

>>17008546
Thank you SNSStripfag, just wanted to see if you were paying attention.

Still 12%. Is that a slight fluctuation. When is it going to the moon damnit. I am tired of being a wage fag.

>>17008579
>I am tired of being a wage fag.
we all are

>>17008571
Yeah. Meant
>>17008509

Phone posting is hard.

>t-this color...it isn't red.....w-what is it!?

>Palm oil futures in Malaysia closed down 10% on its first day of trade following CNY holiday

>imagine not shorting palm oil futures in malaysia

So is it over and everything back to normal?

>>17008590
Bulltrap

>>17008609
yeah i know, its nice while it lasts though.

>>17008584
Hey! Sstop that.

I am not gluud to the phone like others. Plus I am fat and have big fingers.

Oooooooo ohhh sometimes I get a good feeling iiiiii get a feeling I never felt before something’s got ahold of me right now and I dumped my dry powder into a meme yeah yeah yooo. 100% me I need this oiooo

Okay I'm fucking pissed now. WHY IS AAL UP? ALL the god damn FUCKING news says travel bans, fud, etc. so what the FUCK NIGGER IS HAPPENING

>>17008546
Seething lmao. Fuck you for causing ontx to drop and bragging you did to but more snss which dropped harder.

>>17008625

Does anybody here go long or are all of you in futures and shiit

>>17008625
They are shilling 5g and down playing the virus on all news channels

>Yang fucking jumps a dollar in one second
PRAISE THE BEAR

>>17008625
aal is already below all other carriers has a overperform from cfra and already dumped multiple days its already priced in

>>17008638
only long positions here. if i'm feeling conservative, i'll hold more bonds or cash to deploy at a later time.

>>17008566

Please don't disrespect 1000 years of yummy honey

>>17008638
I'm 98% buy and hold.

>>17008477
I glanced at your pic and thought sure those were some kind of fried wingless bats. This coronashit needs to be over soon

>ADXS

you were doing so well, wtf happened?

>>17008452
If you wanna make some money today then look for TARA. Wait for dips to $30-33 and sell at $38-40. That stock has been moving like that for the past 2 weeks. It's at $34 right now but in like 1 or 2 hours it'll either go up or down... If it's go down the buy as much as you can and hold till it goes back up to $38-40.

PRTO was the old Ticker before the merger but it's the same company.
https://stockinvest.us/technical-analysis/PRTO

I need some guidance. What's going to do what tomorrow? I got 1 yang sitting in cash to yolo on some options.

>>17008685
S&P weekly. The people are getting coronafatigued and JPow are ramping up for the FOMC meeting this afternoon after which we pump

I'm sad

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/cassava-sciences-announces-completion-patient-131510675.html

Oh dear

>>17006000
>I honestly think Nat Gas might be a moon mission
do you read any news at all?
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-01-19/america-is-awash-with-natural-gas-and-it-s-about-to-get-worse

>>17008735
we're gonna need a lot of natural gas to cremate all the bodies
it's free money at this price

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS SAID GO LONG ON 3M

>>17008719
I hope people understand SAVA may well be worth hundreds per share if they pull this off.

>>17008719
SAVA's doing great today. If there's a dip I would get in with a small position since all my money today is for TARA. That's shit has been making money for days now. Definitely a comeback king pattern.

>>17008735
That’s been the story for a long while now, and it’s what is being priced in and maybe already has been priced in. Even that article is over a week old.

What do you think happens if someone who wants to ban fracking gets on the ticket?

>>17008719
SAVA's doing great today. If there's a dip I would get in with a small position since all my money today is for TARA. That's shit has been making me money for days now. Definitely a comeback king pattern.

>>17008719
>sava article real
>snss are fake
Hahaha fuck snss

>>17008629
I definitely did not cause ONTX to drop by selling the small amount of shares I had, and I am still in the black on SNSS.

Lot of anti-SNSS salt in this thread right now, but that's ok. I'm still totally secure in my investment, and you're under no requirement to make money.

>>17008711
I don't know man, volatility is so high that the contracts are expensive as fuck. I want cheapies. Thinking the USO calls are going to be pretty fucking good.

I’m selling...

I hate fucking bears but I’m dumping shit into this bounce. Really helps me figure out which of my holdings I don’t truly believe in.

It’s also eliminating my diversification, and makingme look very hard at realizing losses I. Some bad decisions.

Fuck bears... but this is NOT good for the hopes of the US and UK building out a trade deal.

FUCK YOU BORIS

>>17008756
i think i said that last night.

Wew... manufacturing index and consumer confidence surging to the positive... some damn good news , did someone know? Is that why we’e bouncing?

>>17008806
been DCA'ing ONTX but i have some $1 SNSS calls that expire in July I hope pan out.

Just got 15 USO call contracts for Friday with a strike of $11 for the excellent price of $420 #420YOLOBLAZEIT.

>>17008857
after a hard 2 day dump a bounce is almost inevitable

>dat TQQQ entry opportunity yesterday

>>17008719

Just picked up another 100 SAVA shares to ride this news hopefully.

nabbed some more ATBPF. pharmafags want to get in on this one. H2S system to make NSAIDS work better and much safer for GI tracts. non-opiate pain management is only going to be a bigger and bigger market.

>>17008894
This is shorts covering, everything is getting squeezed it's artificial, but the momentum is real. Ride this wave up and get a new short entry when momentum starts to die.

>>17008488
don't mess around with meme stocks, they will ruin you.

>>17008931
I heard that every dollar made trading meme stocks feels as good as ten dollars made on boomerfunds
was that just a rumor?

>>17008948
Well every dollar made on memes means another dab is in order.

Sava been doing well and I hope galt is next. I remember sava dropped right before it ran up to $2.20 close the same week. I like to think it's the conspiracy theory that MM are triggering stop losses before they pump it, but that might be being optimistic.

>>17008931
I figured it would be find to gamble 6 dollars on every meme stock I hear about, just for fun

>OGI recovering
Let's continue the rally back to $8

>>17008894
Good point

Fucking easy 10%, but I'm fixing to make a yang off this trade.

>>17008759
When is the next catalyst for potential movement with SAVA? Anytime soon, baby?

>put order into bid heap
>immediately jumps and starts climbing

fuck

I think APT has hit it's low for the day

HOLY FUCK WILL ANY FUCKING STOCK EVER FUCKING CORRECT THIS IS FUCKING MANIA

>Green
It's been so long...

>>17008928
That’s a meme. There is no need for this, nobody will buy this when 5 other NSAIDs exist.
>t. Medfag

>>17009071
how many shares of GALT do you own

>>17009037
I fucking hate that shit. It's been happening to me more and more lately.

Bought SALT under $4 yesterday and it was well worth it. ty SNSS anon

>>17008977
>>17009082
it may not seem like much is going on with GALT, but I get the impression things are falling into place behind the scenes
be patient

>>17009036
per the link "top-line results are expected mid-year 2020."

So figure 6-8 months.

Man I averaged down on options and am in the money already. Havent made back my I initial loss on the original call. It expires friday should I HODL or sell. It's a tqq cal at 95. Up about 100 bucks need to make 150 to break even.

>>17009120
sounds like free money to me
we aren't even back at the ATHs yet, I can't imagine anything will go down
if you want to make some real money, you can sell those options and buy some more further out of the money to keep your gains compounding

I'm yolo a single SPY put contract at $327.27. That's the perfect price to re-enter your shorty.

Is this a bulltrap?

>>17009099
I got in a 4 20 like a dumb dumb

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>17009168
nobody knows

I always seem to buy things that only go down and crab

How do I make better picks? Please, I've lost so much money... I will read whatever I need to

Anyone else going long on AMC?

I fucking hate techies. I like tech stocks, but techies themselves are cancer.

>>17009194
most of your $ should be in broad indexes so you don't have to pick.

>>17009181
How much of divifag should you have to be on FIRE

>>17009194
if you really want to learn the secret to buying stocks that are guaranteed to start going up in a big way quickly, you'll need to buy my series of educational pamphlets ($9.99 each, or $89.99 for a whole year)

>>17008528
Lol get fucked

>>17009219
each pamphlet is a single letter, that when read together spell BUY THE INDEX

FUCKING ONTX GO FUCK YOURSELF

>>17009216
Mucho grande, Desired annual dollars divided by average dividend yield = dollar require. Ie
>$30,000/0.05(5%)=$600,000

Glad I bought calls on SOXL market open. Have shaky hands though this virus doubling up on kills has my fear triggering

>>17009194
How can you lose money in this market?

>>17009194
Basic indicator based TA honestly. Volume indicator, some kinda two line cross gizmo, moving average line. This will keep you from stumbling in to bearish stocks at bad times and minimize entries on obvious fake outs.

>>17009260
By doing things like putting your money in DF, for one

>>17009256
In a few days weeks or months this might be a gift to have gotten in on this drop. Many such cases!

>>17009168
Depends on your timeframe?
>>17009195
Definitely not. Do they do business in China? Even if their USA only, if we get some panic about this, all that shit will lose business.
>>17009260
Gambling on pennystocks and/or “value” investing.

Holy shit ViacomCBS is kil.

>>17009282
i don't use TA but want to incorporate it, can I get a retard friendly pic showing what you're talking about?

Get in here weedbros. Were pumping today. And the next week. And the next month. Even the whole fucking year.

>>17009256
Reminder that semis are levered to China... (for whatever reason)

SHORT $LOPE

>>17009208
I have stable investments, but it is my personal picks that are trash.

>>17009219
Do you accept credit card?

>>17009260
I'm not sure. Few bad margin trades, but seems like everything I've bought and just held always performs terribly. I'm not sure how anyone here makes the amount they do.

>>17009282
Got any good places to start? Is investopedia the best bet? I've always tried to go off of stocks that I thought seemed to have a promising product or service, or just overworld bigger market caps, but usually still been a crapshoot. Figured I'd write covered calls

>>17009216
I'll need approximately 36,000 to retire and not worry about costs, except save for health insurance (which is why I'll work P/T at based Lowes).

I don't chase yield but I do chase dividend growers. So right now my average yield is around 3% if I maintain that yield I'll need to get to 1.2M. But I wont need to invest as much because of dividend growth of some of the companies like CSCO.

>>17007416#
Hey dutchbro. Where do i start in the netherlands? I was thinking about a binck account

>>17008638
buy and hold

>>17009330
>Got any good places to start? Is investopedia the best bet? I've always tried to go off of stocks that I thought seemed to have a promising product or service, or just overworld bigger market caps, but usually still been a crapshoot. Figured I'd write covered calls
best place to start to learn TA is go to tradingview, go to indicators and now start googling what each one is measuring/implying. now determine how YOU want to take market information and apply it to your strategy. tbf, to become market literal you'll probably need to spend a good year just following markets, news, etc. but this is how you win the long-term while all the good goyim are giving money to their "investment managers" who fleece them with fees.

They just said on bloomberg the have created anti viral shit for Corona? Is this true? This can't be true. Please don't let this be true!

>>17009294
Go to tradingview, pull up a chart, select the following three indicators from the built in list:
>chaikin money flow
>rate of change
>a relatively short exponential moving average line (EMA), set it to say 20 periods.
Compare what the chart did every time the chaikin and rate of change went above zero. Exclude points where they went above zero while the share price was below the 20 day ema. Like that. Fiddle around. Try differemt indicators, compare what they said at important points vs what the chart then did.

>>17009361
What the hell is that pic? I've been bamboozled!

>>17009363
Uhhhh they created it, or they tested it and know that it works? Or are they just using antiviral stuff that worked on other viruses like sars? Are you sure you heard right?

>>17009338
>I'll need approximately 36,000 to retire
do you live in Zimbabwe?
>>17009391
im wagecucking right now but will try this later thank you. I use SA+FA and want to at least use some TA.

>>17009419
All they said was that they developed an antiviral thing and are making breakthroughs in development of a vaccine.

>>17009300
Its already going back down lol

really happy i didn't hold that APT/LAKE overnight.
now i get to buy low on my birthday which it is cuz i'm a big boy now

>>17008638
my goal is to never sell a single company I own and live off the passive income. However I've sold about 7 companies in the last 5 years (HAL, WYNN, NOK, KHC, GE, INFN, NMM) because they didn't meet my portfolio requirements or there was a fundamental change in the company

>>17009363
PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT

>>17009423
>do you live in Zimbabwe?
not him but i could live on $36k/year as well. it's not difficult when your home is paid off and you have no debts.

>>17009363
doubt it, why wouldn't any news source run it?

OH FUCK SHOTS FIRED
CHIK-FIL-A DOWN

BRING IN REVIEWBRAH

>>17009442
Nahhh... this is bullshit... what is with this macrodata being so good today too? And like, how did only like 6 people die from wuflu since yesterday? My memory might be off.

>>17009423
My home has quite a bit of equity in it. when I retire I'll downsize and buy one either straight cash homie or put most of it as a down payment and cut my current payment all the way or at least in half.

>>17009471
are those unironically the sandwiches?

>told people to stop thinking they have a 200 IQ buying LAKE and APT because it will dump
>they laugh me off saying I need to learn how the market works
>today
At least you'll gain some muscle holding those bags.

>>17009471

I'm actually curious to try this. McDonald's unironically has a decent breakfast food.

>>17009471
PAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMPPPP EEEEEEETTTTT

>>17008638
buy low
sell high
and here's the best part: it's easy.

>>17009391
Add to this switch candles to Heikin ashi for a basic indicator.

>>17009328
covered +5% 2ez

>>17009511
We buy high here and panic sell.

>>17009497
If you hold on to meme stocks you deserve it.
Pump and dump

Your stupid stock market exists only to fund boomer pensions now. The fed will keep it on life support as long as the boomers are alive but a side effect will be inflation and devaluation.

Wealth will flow into Bitcoin and other scarce digital asset bearer bonds because they are the antidote to central bank abuse, and because the elites in charge of accelerationist monetary policy stand the most to benefit ( pic related)

Is KBLB being delisted or something? It’s been getting slaughtered this week. Down 30% today. Is it because their manufacturing plant is in Asia?

>>17009137
If I break even I'll do exactly that then.

>>17009102
I hope you're right Pends. Still nervous though. How much do you own?

>>17009529

>Waited to see if market recovers
>It does
>Everyone takes profits
>Everything dips
I can basically buy anything and get a safe 2% today. Beautiful

>>17009543
lol

>>17009471
All they need is sausage gravy. Fried Chicken Sausage Gravy and Biscuits. Oh man that'd be fucking delicious.

LCI anon I need some hopium. Pls

>>17009529
lmao crypto fags actually believe this shit.

>>17009477
got ya, good luck

>>17009529
>Wealth will flow into Bitcoin
"I paid six months of my income for a single BTC and if it doesn't 10x in a month I'll be homeless"

>>17009533
They’re OTC so I don’t think they can be delisted unless they really break the law or go bankrupt or something?

But they sent out a shareholder email this morning and put out a press release. Something about them “pressing forward” and it looks like they started trying to start production out of the typical silkworm season or something. I don’t think it went well.

Also this company has a 140 mil market cap... I didn’t know how important that stuff was when I got memed into buying it.

$140 million market cap?
That’s gotta be a pump and dumper, right?

That one was a nasty lesson in pennystocks for me.

>>17009575
Speaking of getting memed into buying shit... you know that generic pharmaceuticals in the US are getting destroyed by foreign competition, right? Regulations are so lax in India that they companies are called uonahead of time before inspections and know what will be checked. I imagine it’s similar in China.
But the company does have a tendency to short-squeeze.

>>17008452
>>17008684
Told you to buy the dip! I bought it and I'm already making money. I'm probably gonna reach the $1k mark today if it goes up by 1 more dollar.

prepare to short SPY in the next 15 mins we'll hit our short entry price!

Should I buy 3M dip?

>>17009300
>IIPR just went back to $90 after I accumulated since October

They just signed with Cresco. Next stop $120.

It's amazing how much people want legal weed right now. You still have to wait over an hour in line at my local dispensary.

>>17009614
>volume
5,345
yeah its a no from me champ

someone pump airlines for me

>>17009543
>>17009587
>>17009608
If you manage 10% gains on the stock market each year you're only barely keeping pace with real inflation.

>>17009672
>he fell for the 10% inflation meme

>>17009672
>real inflation
lmao shadowstats retard

>>17009672
I got 33% gains today, come back when your old enough to grow pubes.

>>17009693
post em

>>17009609
Fugg

>>17009672
lol

>>17009693
Now baggy can buy 4 packs of smokes instead of 3

Is PGR is a good buy rn?

>>17009672
bad bait

>>17009704
I will later, i'm waiting for my short entry price target.

>>17009718
if you wanna make 2% this year sure

>>17009704
>>17009717
Nah I can get an 8-ball and 5 packs of smokes.

SOMEONE PLEASE REDPILL CRAMER ON ZEROHEDGE

https://www.thestreet.com/video/jim-cramer-on-boeing-coronavirus-and-3m-earnings

>>17009633
mentions the issues with 3M

>>17009735
pic related

thoughts on GALT and SAVA?

>>17009672
>If you manage 10% gains
imagine making 10% in this market.

>>17009744
Show 1Y coward

>>17009740
>SOMEONE PLEASE REDPILL CRAMER ON ZEROHEDGE

Cramer turning into a zerohedge spouting goldbug would be great and I am not joking about that at all.

>>17009757
The two sexiest stock you can own.

been a long time been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely time

I’ve got 8k and an itchy trigger finger I need to gamble on something. SPY calls or puts?

>>17009757
GALT, something might happen sometime maybe.
SAVA, something just happened today and it will keep happening.
To be clear I hope GALT's day comes.

>>17009790
Calls for friday.

>>17009766
this
i wanna see the fruits

What are AMD earnings going to be?

I don't know whether to exit or not today.

cock suckers!!! I fucking missed my short entry!!!

>NIO still down

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17009740
>>17009775
>But then I read things like what I read in uhhh uhhmmm... Zero... Zerohedge, that was that basically says, listen, you know, um, it's gonna be Walking Dead
>Now he'll say, no it's not supposed to be Walking Dead

>it's Tyler Durgan, I don't think that's a real name by the way

>>17009529
>Wealth will flow into Bitcoin and other scarce digital asset

cryptofags never cease to amaze me.

>>17009471
For me, it's the McChicken.

>>17009790
the week should end in red

>>17009799
Dubs of truth.

>>17009471
They've had those and i've already tried them and they suck

LAKE and INO to the MOOOON

>>17009827
AAAAAHAHAHAHA

>>17008638

Tax advantage accounts get target date index funds since the goal is to fund as much, early on and bank a 'real' 6% compounded. Anything else is jeopardizing a safe retirement for greed.

TLT calls or SPY puts or VXX calls?????

ok you guys can stop dumping APT now, thx

b u l l r u n

>vxx/yang gains getting obliterated
>want to add to my vxx calls
>baggie makes a bearish post

well shit
now I don't know what to do!

How long til the second bunny ear?

>>17009884
VIX calls. You're asking to get fucked with SPY puts.

Coronavirus scare is not over. This is only the beginning. I mean that in the most unironic way possible. February is going to be nuts. My $21 calls expiring on 2/21 are sitting comfy right now.

>>17009791
should I buy SAVA while it's shooting up though? Seems like a bad idea..

Post your predictions of how much the market will go down when people go full panic because of Corona-chan.

I'm thinking it will go down about 30%

>>17009889
It's going to go up tommrow I believe, only more people are going to get sick, these meme stock should have. At least one more pump.

>>17008488
>why yes, i listen to shills, how can you tell?

I GOT MY SPY PUT OPTION FOR THE BEST PRICE!!!!!

So we bull again?

>>17009921
I hope so, cuties like her will be waiting for me by then.

>>17009921
I'm starting to think it's all bullshit. If today's not a dead cat bounce, then the market will keep going just like it kept going after the Iran scare, the impeachment scare, the russian collusion scare, the impending recession scare, trump tweets, the trade war scare, and so on.

it's all bullshit. they just want us to sell to get cheapies.

>>17009936
Based Trump cured batman fever AND pumped the market.

>>17009936
Dead kitty bounce

>>17009918
i started loading up sub 2 dollars....I really should have went all in back then.

Why is silver pooping so hard

>>17009614
It's getting close, let's go!!
But seriously, this stock does the same movement every fucking day. For the past week I've been buying and selling it over and over again. If I had more money I would have put like $4-5k on it and make $300-500 daily instead of just $50-100 per day. kek

>>17009723
Ok LARP

Reminder. Corona-Chan has already killed dozens, hundreds of dozens more soon...

>>17009934
Send oot to new all time heinz

SAVA
https://youtu.be/HMuYfScGpbE

GALT soon!

Maybe it hasn't hit the normies yet?

Are people really too distracted by Kobe Bryant's helicopter firworks and impeachment or what?

>>17009921
Asia's the only place where people are getting it who didn't travel to asia, and Trump just decided "more plane security airports now" so... I don't know. I like to buy into the fear and I think the internet echochamber, the same one I knew was wrong about WW3 and recessions, actually got me this time.

>>17009946
yeah... but as soon as I take profits, I bet vix will spike.

FUCK IT
RE-SHORTING CARNIVAL CRUISES

>>17009956
Eh. I'll take my chances and just watch. If it shoots higher, fuck my hesitation I guess

>>17009934
>>17009983
baggy is on the 'activate quantum immortality' timeline

OH GOD CNN WTF ARE YOU DOING

>>17009918
It's not shooting up that fast right now man, you should still have time.

>>17010000
>the truth slips through

those digits don't lie

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
MY CALLS AND PUTS JUST MADE A STRAIGHT VERTICAL MOVE DOWN?!

>>17010000
hahahhaha

>>17009985
>I don't know. I like to buy into the fear and I think the internet echochamber, the same one I knew was wrong about WW3 and recessions, actually got me this time.


Right, it was meme'd harder here in /biz/, I think that has a lot to do with it. imageboards just love pandemias. I remember infinity's /pol/ memeing on ebola-chan for fucking ages and it ended up in nothing.

granted, the msm is also pushing it hard, but it also pushes everything else. Who remembers the trade war by now? Russians spies? They'll probably go with this a bit longer since it furthers big pharma's agenda.

>>17010000
ugh, robo articles are the worse

Did I just call the high within a penny >>17009157
meh I don't give a fuck. It was a good entry at the time.

>>17010000
100% chances of dying

>>17010000
>CCP accidentally reveals true numbers

>>17009987
Take a small position fren, its not slowing down for a while

>>17010030
I wish I was you

>>17010000
>0000
0% survival rate confirmed

>>17010042
no you don't

>>17009946
>it's all bullshit. they just want us to sell to get cheapies.
This is why we buy instead. Use their tricks against them

>>17010059
it has a 66% percent fatality rate with an incubation period of 2 weeks. You know how many people I can give it to in 2 weeks. A lot.

I really hope the market tanks tomorrow

>>17010088
why is that?

I put my life savings into MMM calls... I'm financially ruined

>>17010093
AAL put

>>17010020
The trade war was happening though, if anything, phase 1 "deal" was the bullshit. And I have little doubt the russians are fucking with our elections, probably the chinese and north koreans are trying to as well.

Big pharma is getting crushed, so that's not working. It's one of the worst performers of the year. This is helping meme biotech P&D's, if anything. If this is serving anyone's agenda, it's big government.

Looks to me like the forces that be are trying to keep things quiet and calm. WHO, China, US, etc. want to keep the sheep orderly. They want us all buying more trinkets and snacks and cola and insulin and cancer medication.

>>17010096
why is this so funny..

>>17010096
Excellent, I guess you can go die in some gutter now.

>>17010096
it's been a pleasure shit posting with you lad

>>17010096
LCI anon you have forsaken me

>>17010096
Dude, MMM was another one I told people was going to dump. Every Corona stock people were memeing I warned against.

You guys bought SOXL with me yesterday right? Cuz this virus thing's gonna blow over. And even if it doesn't you need to be buying these dips anyway. Long after coronavirus scam is forgotten semiconductors will be soaring to greater and greater heights. This thing will go on for decades. Don't play yourself

>>17010168
>>17010142
>>17010134
>>17010129
>>17010126
b-b-but the mask!! I was told the mask would save everyone from coronavirus

I was told out of all the stocks, MMM was the one I should hold. Now I had to schedule a hearing today to file bankruptcy.

>>17010191
thats going to be on next quarter...

>>17010191
Only one man can save you from corona chan

>>17010096
L-LCIguy senpai, plz tell me you're joking?

>>17010119
>And I have little doubt the russians are fucking with our elections, probably the chinese and north koreans are trying to as well.

source and reasoning behind this: dude, just trust me.

>Big pharma is getting crushed

just what in the name of god are you talking about? They're literally shitting vaccines out of their asses and governments' all around the world are making them mandatory as we speak. Psychiatric drugs are at an ATH. Opiates are being sold like candy in the US. Yeah I'm sure big pharma is getting crushed. If you are referring to stonks, it might very well be. But pharma stonks do not behave like "normal" stocks. Just like banks or big hedge funds, if you judge by the stock value and flow you'd think they're in trouble when they clearly aren't. Deutsche bank excluded from the list, obviously.


>They want us all buying more trinkets and snacks and cola and insulin and cancer medication.

this I can agree with. this is always the case.

>>17009985
>Maybe it hasn't hit the normies yet?

I've concluded that there are 4 general filters that news go through. I normally only pay attention to things that affect our finances and over all bottom line, so I'm open to these observations being off. Anons, feel free to point out where they are skewed.

1)Source: Mr. Powell giving his scheduled Fed talks or Coronavirus giving China a good shellacking .

2)Close to the source: Financial news outlets like Bloomberg, WSJ, CNBC, and FBN get it out whilst preserving the narrative they are trying to drive.

3)Pre-digested: Normie news outlets like NYT, CNN, MSNBC, Twitter verified check marks, et al dumb it down as much as possible so that "it" can be consumed in bite sized pieces.

4)Fecal excrement: Exponential normie outlets (your local news and morning programs like Good Morning America, Today, and company on ABC/CBS/NBC affiliates) move away from talking about things like Kobe Bryant, viral tweets, or videos and into full "HAPPENING" mode.

It's a top down approach, so to speak. The more a particular news event or occurrence occupies each lower level, the more severe it becomes. As of now, I've noticed that the Coronovirus scare is stuck on filter 1 and 2. A small stream has trickled down into filter 3. A couple of droplets have made their way into filter 4

YO WHAT THE FUCK SAVA FINNA GON HIT 9

Everything returning to green. How nice.

>>17009918
Tell me you bought when you asked that question, before it jumped another 11% up

>>17010208
>>17010205

>>17010239
I didn't. Fuck me I guess

Is this the top for Roku today or is it going to keep going up?

You guys think the coronavirus hypoe has died down enough to buy the airlines yet? Im looking at Air Canada and United Airlines. Both down 15% and just moving up like .5% today..

>>17010263
Air France down like 15% too and same deal

>>17010083
I'll take "things I made up on 4chan for $500 Alex".

66% !?!?!?? Bubonic plague didnt even hit that mark with no antibiotics and people drinking their own sewage.

>>17010263
It's only the beginning lad. Sit on your hands or DCA in small amounts to satisfy the urge if you must. Maybe calls at current price levels a few months out?

>>17010263
>You guys think the coronavirus hypoe has died down enough to buy the airlines yet?

no, but you could start buying now, just don't go all in and see how it goes. 15% is a massive fucking dip, don't waste the chance.

>>17010113
Im about to buy the airlines now, I think the hype might be over

>>17010252
Yes, fuck you for proceeding to ignore me saying sava and galt was good when I was in at 1.87 and only conversing with a tripfag who got in at 7.60. I'm at the Kobe beef restaurant in Manhattan, so don't bother asking for anymore advice since I'm about to enjoy my meal.

107 deaths and 66 recovered.

>>17010295
>I'm at the Kobe beef restaurant in Manhattan, so don't bother asking for anymore advice since I'm about to enjoy my meal.

I'm at Dorsia. Let's meet up for drinks.

CNBC:
Pfizer says they don't plan on buying back
any stock, and want to "reinvest in the business rather than treading water"
Have to close their wuhan research center temporarily
fucking big KEK
MEMES!
/smg/ memes! DDD popping up on my Schwab feed again, even after appearing on cramer this week! (he did not like it)

>* 3D Systems Corp : Piper Sandler cuts to neutral from overweight

>>17010227
>FBN
I sure as shit hope you're talking about Farmer's Business Network
>>17010224
I was talking about the stocks of pharmas.
>source and reasoning behind this: dude, just trust me.
I wasn't stating a fact to convince you, I was just saying what makes sense to me. And while our intelligence community is not to be trusted, I think they're right on this. I suspect all the major countries engage in shadow warfare like fucking with eachother's elections, but the russians really impressed me with the shit they were doing in the 2016 election, arranging for protests and counterprotests on facebook just to divide us further. No I can't prove that happened, but it seems totally plausible to me.
That's probably as much politics and shit I want to talk about...

>>17010309
Big, if true. No wonder my volatility hedgies just collapsed.

Huge bear trap on MMM

BUY BUY BUY

>>17010282
Yah it could go down like another 5 or 10% for all I know but it will still bounce back.. It's just a matter of if should wait to try and squeeze those extra gains in

>>17010263
if you're in for a quick flip, would consider selling some 5% upside calls along with it while implied vol is high

>>17010295
Kobe sucks... Ruth's Chris is way better imo

you have received a dividend of 5 scarabs

>>17010335
They're all hovering at liek the +.5% today which is the same thing they did last week after a huge drop and then we had the other huge drop yesterday..

>>17010341
Kobe is amazing. Ruth's Chris = you can do ti at home just slam that bitch with garlic/butter and salt

SAVA ABOUT TO HIT 10 OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17010252
Tell me you bought when I said that, before it went up ANOTHER 11%?

>>17010367
holy shit bros. Im a retard for not getting on this.. I wouldve if it wasnt for fucking AMRN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just fomo'd into SAVA, will this go up more?

>>17009985
Good entry for CCL?

>>17010365
>Kobe is amazing. Ruth's Chris = you can do ti at home just slam that bitch with garlic/butter and salt
uumm... no....

But one time i was at Kobe and this guy sat there at had everything made in the kitchen instead of right in front of him and then his wife was extremely picky too... like....... umm.. why the fuck are you retards here.. it was like some older fat dude with glasses.. probably a /b/ lurker desu... just found it weird that someone would go to kobe and be like that

>>17010388
Yes, probably. That news today was big it just took a while to spread. We'll see teens.

I know nothing about the stock market and trade. How do I start? I've read the sticky but it doesn't help me a ton and I don't wanna do "boomer investing," I wanna do what you guys are doing, even if I have to start small. Any tips? What's the best stockbroker, Robinhood, Ameritrade, etc, any beginner books?

REMINDER THAT THE GUY WHO SHILLED SAVA SAID GALT IS WHERE THE REAL MONEY WOULD BE IN THE LONG HAUL

DON'T MISS OUT TWICE NIGGAS

>>17010393
to long or short?

I don't know, I originally opened my short at 50.70, got a little too excited on today's bounce and added at 46.06, which was reckless in retrospect.

Still, I expect the cruiselines will get hit with some downgrades, but I don't want to hold into earnings.

>>17010419
I was referring to Kobe as in Kobe beef, not a specific restaurant. If all this Kobe resto uses is Kobe beef then same difference

>>17010425
Hoping for a multi-bagger. You think it'll go up 5-10x?

>>17010448
got it

>>17008452
BYND has partnership with Denny's, so now it's just MCdonald's before the stock goes past $200, which probably gonna happen around February.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/dennys-deal-boosts-bynd-stock-202824089.html

>>17010419
Some people are insufferable. They ilk will be pigeonholed into undesirable corners of society, thankfully, until their lineage ends.

EZ money

>>17010466
>5-10
yes, it'll probably go back to $5

How do I figure out or compute in IV on an Iron Condor?

Iron Condors on LMT look like free money... especially if it pulls back a bit

Just took a major loss.

Christ this is actually brutal.

>Where's the fucking rope

Holy smokes, options activity on SAVA is ridiculous. Just watched $12.5 August calls go from $2.50 all the way to $5.00 BIDS in like 2 minutes. Seems fishy. I need to stay out until the spreads close, volume is mot high enough on these options to justify jumping in yet, IMO.

>>17010466
SAVA? Maybe eventually, but not on this news. Maybe 14-15 bucks a share.

>>17010498
I'm bag holding $8.50 calls. REEEEEEEEEE

https://www.bradenton.com/latest-news/article239709388.html

>>17009471
We've had this in Canada for a few months now.


It's fucking good.

I got the only airline puts I could afford... Come on Coronavirus... Fuck American Airlines in the ass please.

>>17010544
When will SAVA take a vertical plunge downwards like it has in the past?

>>17010574
You shouldve done this last week. I think the airline dips might be over

>>17008719
SAVA blew the fuck out.
From $6 to $9. There's a pullback going on right now probably from all the people dumping to lock in profits but there might be a chance to get in as long as you wait enough for a confirmation that it isn't a reversal.
I already made $60 with TARA, so I'm done for the day.

>>17010585
If only I could read the future

>people asking the snss trip about sava
lol

Next thread needs to be the cassava wojak people used to post before it mooned

>>17010574
It's not going to happen. I've lost $100 so far

>>17010585
>implying we're not getting a second bunny ear of volatility.

We always get a second ear faggets.

>>17010600
yeh, but smallcaps might be finna get more rekted than SPX

>>17010600
You're a stupid fucking faggot and all you ever do is lose money on your dumbass options. KYS

>>17010600
Thhat alredy happened.. on Thurs it happened and then Friday recovered like .5% and then dropped again yesterday and today it's .5% again

>>17010599
Oh noe. I have made mistake.

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>>17010610
Yah Im comparing the stock price action from when Ebola happened and I think it might be over and it will go up.. or it wont drop much more than this

Alright put in for lower bid on $10 Aug SAVA calls, hoping profit takers bring this way back down today so I can get in. Can’t justify $5 premiums right now for $12.50 calls, that’s fucking stoopid

Some of you guys are cool, except this >>17010610 fagget. Don't come to the S&P tomorrow.

>>17010647
shit.
cruiselines and hotels done too?
CCL and MAR?

GALT entry when

picked up cheapies

am now 27% puts

I should have never bought puts on lufthansa, monthly return now gone.

31% puts

welp I'm in blow up gambling mode

FUCK YEAH REAL MATTERS BREAKING LOOSE

The fed is a sham.

Bullets are the new dollars.

The system is collapsing.

are we getting another correction tomorrow? debating throwing money into some leveraged funds

>bulltards get destroyed
>reeeeeeing incoming

>>17010791
but dude
the stock was 3% down

I bought puts in EWJ

>Japan infectious disease control score
>garbage

they have confirmed inside japan trans

btw if you bet on this

keep in mind USA has the #1 infectious disease score and is most likely able to decelerate

NEW NEW NEW NEW

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>>17010791
You really think the CCP would do this? Spread lies about the health of the population?

>>17010660
Volume is shit on Sava calls.

>>17010668
I just pulled the trigger on Air Canada and it's starting to go up.. Im triying to pull the trigger on United but m,y fucking Scotia iTrade is saying I dont have sufficient equity when I fucking do so now Im on the phone with them

>>17008769
so
>>17006000
says that Biden can win and he doesn't know how to bet on Biden

>>17010581
No idea, I suppose when the shorts decide it's gotten too cocky.

>>17010610
Stop being mean to Baggie, he's an institution on this board.

>>17009423
What are you smoking? You can easily live off 10-15k a year in any European country if you don't live in a major city and rent. Except Switzerland, Lichtenstein and maybe the UK. Rural America and Eastern Europe are even cheaper