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Pro tip: change your last name to a Jewish one for success in business and career Anonymous Tue Jan 28 01:58:19 2020 No.17006159 [DELETED]

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>A Jewish Brooklyn judicial candidate says she was robbed of victory when her Protestant opponent changed her name to Cohen to seem more kosher at the ballot box.
>“It is deception,” Tehilah Berman, 49, told The Post of rival lawyer Caroline Piela’s legal name change to Caroline Cohen during a nasty race for Civil Court judge.
>“It was wrong to deceive the Jewish and non-Jewish public.
>In February the eventually victorious Democratic primary candidate changed her legal name from Caroline Helen Julia Piela to Caroline Cohen, records show.
>“Catering to religious groups is not proper in this democracy,” said Berman, an Orthodox Jew from Flatbush.
nypost.com/2019/06/29/it-is-deception-brooklyn-court-candidate-slams-victor-who-switched-to-jewish-surname/
brb gonna change my last name to weinbergerstein.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:22:24 2020 No.17006294 >>17006159 tfw. a meggo mutt outjews the jew

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:25:21 2020 No.17006310 >>17006159 topkek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:29:28 2020 No.17006332 >>17006159 Holy shit she outjewed a jew. Fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:34:35 2020 No.17006357 File: 90 KB, 800x648, 1494012495966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you roll the name you have to legally change it lets do this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:35:13 2020 No.17006361 >>17006357 Roll

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:35:52 2020 No.17006364 >>17006357 roll

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:36:07 2020 No.17006365 File: 13 KB, 560x407, 1489524243492.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17006357 my new name is >Schlomon Edelfeld

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:36:15 2020 No.17006368 >>17006357 Jamon Karzenberg ayyy I could do that

>>	Hemon Katzenowsky Tue Jan 28 02:36:54 2020 No.17006373 >>17006364 >>17006365 >>17006368 Shalom fellow /biz/raelies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:38:05 2020 No.17006378 File: 26 KB, 325x319, 445ge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17006361 >Jamon Katzenberg >>17006364 >Hemon Katzenowsky

>>	Jamon Karzenberg Tue Jan 28 02:38:14 2020 No.17006381 >>17006373 Shalom my fellow jewish person.

>>	Jamon Katzenberg Tue Jan 28 02:39:19 2020 No.17006388 >>17006378 Based, so how will we subvert the goyim today my fellow Jews?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:40:01 2020 No.17006391 File: 46 KB, 454x340, 1398741046019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if you dont like your random jew name you can get a new one here

>>	Jamon Katzenberg Tue Jan 28 02:42:16 2020 No.17006404 >>17006391 I like my rolled one better also now that I’m jewish I have schizophrenia and I’m not doxxing myself via this image

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:47:40 2020 No.17006439 File: 33 KB, 408x632, 323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17006404 hey why you exposed my trick to the goyim Jamon? why are you such a nudnik? they are supposed to dox themselves here now you blew the entire operation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:49:14 2020 No.17006445 >>17006357 Rolling in on some leftover porkchops, fuck yeah

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:50:40 2020 No.17006456 >>17006357 >Schmumo Bergenheimer Not bad

>>	Jamon Katzenberg Tue Jan 28 02:50:57 2020 No.17006461 >>17006439 Oy Gevalt I wasn’t even thinking Schlomon Edelfeld had my mind on a hot schiksa from another thread. Don’t worry though, the goyim are not as high IQ as us so they’ll still fall for your trick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:52:54 2020 No.17006472 >>17006461 >Don’t worry I hope that for you or else Rabbi Goldmann will not allow you to participate in the next Brith Mila.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:55:15 2020 No.17006488 >>17006357 rell

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:56:48 2020 No.17006503 >>17006488 Schlomo Appelbach, not bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 02:56:50 2020 No.17006504 >>17006159 Hi I'm Bucky Goldstein

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 04:16:38 2020 No.17006924 >>17006357 Time to be Jewish

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 04:18:58 2020 No.17006936 >>17006357 Roll for last name only

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 04:20:00 2020 No.17006940 >>17006357 Rollin

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 04:22:02 2020 No.17006946 >>17006357 rolling for keks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 04:24:02 2020 No.17006956 >>17006357 roll for sixgorillionstein

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 04:25:09 2020 No.17006964 >>17006357 Jewify me

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Anonymous Tue Jan 28 06:56:46 2020 No.17007641

>>17006159
People are catching on. Just remember to be careful, it depends on the circumstances. I recall reading about some african that moved to america in the 80s, he changed his name to Goldstein because all the succesful people had jewish names and he got killed by someone riding his cab, explicitly looking to kill da jow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 07:00:48 2020 No.17007662 >>17006357 almost every 1st name combination will get you laughed at last names are top notch though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 07:06:28 2020 No.17007689 >>17006357 oy vey

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 07:07:33 2020 No.17007692 My great grandfather did this. Can confirm it works.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 07:09:09 2020 No.17007695 >>17006159 M-M-Mega based. Everyone on /pol/ has thought about the advantages of doing this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 07:09:59 2020 No.17007701 >>17007641 That sounds like a story a jew would make up to prevent people from doing this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 07:11:07 2020 No.17007707 >>17006357 .

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 07:12:16 2020 No.17007709 >>17007707 Eliphraim Kronenfeld, seems legit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 07:14:14 2020 No.17007717 File: 20 KB, 474x646, images.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17006357 rolll