/biz/ - Business & Finance

first time I like being an argie who country is literally a shithole, fuck niggers

>>16973976
I guarantee China in some way and for some reason sends a bunch of their insect people to Argentina all the time too.
Chinks are everywhere man.

IT'S NEW YEAR IN CHINA HUNDRED THOUSAND OF INFECTED CHINESE WILL COME BACK TO AMERICA, CANADA, EUROPE ETC AND SPREAD THE VIRUS. YOU HAVE 7 DAYS LEFT TO PREPARE

>>16973987

> just realized they unironically have a military base on one of our provinces

fuck me.

AS GRETA SAID, I WANT YOU TO PANIC, I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING. I WANT MY FELLOW BIZLETS TO SURVIVE. NEETS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH.

WATCH THIS /BIZ/ FRENS


https://imgur.com/a/m91RAOz

IT IS REAL

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

>literally in my county
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/01/24/michigan-coronavirus-wuhan-china-disease/4566463002/
Fuuuuck

>>16974093
THEY ARE LYING AND SURPRESSING INFORMATION. THE CHINESE GOVERMENTS, OUR GOVERMENTS, THE WHO, THE ELITES. THIS IS THE BIG CULLING.

BUY FOOD
BUY WATER
BUY WEAPONS
BUY FFP3 MASKS
BUY HAZMAT SUITS

P R E P A R E N O W

>pandemic in 1720
>pandemic in 1820
>pandemic in 1920
>pandemic in 2020
is this like a ritual or something? something the top 1% of the 1% of the 1% of the world get together every century in order to watch the rest of the world die?

I have a bro I used to work with holding my bugout camper trailer on his lot. Can store 120 gallons of water. Has just enough solar capacity for climate control plus one other appliance. Gonna ride this out in the wilderness. Total cost $40k plus taxes, preppers can suck my dick.

chinese people have the worst fucking manners in the world too.

>be in the locker room at my gym
>hear some guy just couching and hacking behind me super loud
>turn around
>its an old FOB chinese guy not covering his mouth

I'm in China right now. I'm worried but not really scared shitless. Most of the people who have died have been old people with health problems, and it's a respiratory illness so all the chainsmoking Chinese are fucked

>>16973987
They're worse than Jews.

>>16974210
>visiting a tourist attraction in europe
>its crowded and there is a tonne of chinese
>chinese lady right behind me coughs over my neck

like what the fuck

>>16974215
Shit, which part? How are you acccessing 4channel

>>16974210

they're disgusting. i had some chinese bitch cough all over the back of my head on a bus one day. obviously made no attempt to cover her mouth. took all my restraint to not go apeshit.

>>16974236
Sichuan province, I just VPN out and have a 4chan Gold Card

>>16974215
YOU ARE EATING UP THE LIES MY FREN

GET OUT!

>>16973976
Get on my level lmao.
I'm peruvian. No one comes here ever.

>>16974254
The last thing I want to do is go to an airport with all the retards coughing in an enclosed container for hours on end

>>16974238
>took all my restraint
nah ur just a pussy faggotboy

>>16973962
>be me
>19 yo NEET
>live in a third world overpopulated(100m) shithole with extreme pollution levels and high population density
>family dismiss the whole thing and label it as "just other swine flu trend"
wat do?

>>16974404
give them a presentation with the circulating clips,
this one >>16974093
and other shit. to protect your family you have to convince them at all cost

>>16974404
Magandang umaga kaibigan.

Hope you're not living in any chinese infested city like Makati or BGC

>>16974035
China has foreign military bases? In the Americas no less?
Surprising desu.

>>16974431
Gusto kong magpakasal pinay

INFO DUMP:

I'm an epidemiologist working for Brazil's Ministry of Health.

I will disclose everything I know so far.

These are facts confirmed to my team by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, as we are comunicating with China.

1 - The disease is airborne, and spreads asymptomatically for 3 to 5 days before showing the first signals that something is wrong with your body.

2- It's very strange, since it isn't any strand of the coronavirus we know, this is just like someone had taken different parts and caracteristics of other viruses and stitched them together. It's actually surreal and we've never seen something like this before

3- Numbers are being held down, but not by much like you guys are saying (if it was 90.000 all airports would be closed and any travel would be impossible even by sea)

4- No effective treatement has been shared with the world yet, but the US says they have a way to deal with it if this gets too ugly, they just don't want to disclose it right now, they'll only do it if absolutely necessary, we don't know why yet.

5- The timeline of the infection is something like this:

zero-day infection
14 day incubation period
3-5 days asymptomatic transmission
7+ days to be hospitalized
estimated time-to-death isn't accurate yet, but from what I've seen I can say it begins to turn very ugly after 3 to 6 days after you've been in the hospital.

Lungs filled with blood, your digestive system stops working, tons of secretion (very contagious).

God help us if this doesn't get under control.

Get prepared right now.

>>16974520
OH GOD OH FUCK. THIS IS HAPPENING.

>>16974520
Seems like a larp, most of the early patients who contracted it in the west are already discharged from the hospital

>>16974581
pretty sure this is not a larp bro, here is the thread >>>/pol/240759016

If that were the case all airports around the world would be shutdown. But it probably will be the case shortly, I wouldn’t be surprised if global travel is shut down by mid feb

>>16973962
stfu
swine flu wasnt shit
zika wasnt shit
this wont be shit

>>16973962
>tfw ruralfag and real estate values are about to plummet

what happens if this spreads to africa with their living conditions?

>>16974749
ebola chan meets corona chan. sweet mother of god

>>16974625
this time will be different

is this all a coincidence?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1598778/locations

Only old people die. This virus wiping the boomers would be bullish

>>16974837
WRONG

captain trips

>>16974035
you just found out now? cmon argiebro..
>>16973987
they're literally everywhere here

>>16974262
>what is cusco
>what is lima
>what is machu pichu
>what is ayahuasca tourism in iquitos
>what is nazca
>what is pisac
>what is people on vacation for cocaine

>>16973962
Stop listening to the media. I know someone who is a few hundred miles away from Wuhan and they aren’t worried.

>>16973962
coronavirus
you mean sars? just sleep it off

>>16974977
i know her too, she goes to my high school

>>16974749
honestly, africans are cleaner than mainland chinks

Guys, guys, rubbing alcohol kills it...

So why not just stock up on liquor and make yourself constantly drunk?

>>16975023
based

>>16975023
the same chemistry that kills viruses kills our cells, we would die a thousand times over before it affects the virus, outside the body there is no water or blood to dilute the alcohol

>40 deaths

Looooooooooooool

>>16974970
>tfw i did everything on that list except the ayahuasca when i went to peru

>>16974995
No, that’s Milan, you ijit

>>16974837

There have been people as young as 31 dying to this bud

ONLY 25 DEATHS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF COMRADES PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR PLACE OF RESIDENCE AND CONTINUE LISTENING TO UPDATES FROM GOVERNMENT TELEVISION

>>16974210
Had a black guy cough into my mouth once. Maybe 5 to 10 feet away. I was probably yawning or sighing (i was a wagecuck in retail). Turned the corner and he coughed likely AFTER seeing me. He was an old man likely immigrated from africa or not cant remember too well but even with those poor manners he didn't seem like the typical usa black guy. Pist me off tho.

I fucking wish

>>16975084
>tfw i did everything on that list including the ayahuasca when i went to peru

>>16973962
>Have to be around other people to catch it
Welp guess we're safe boys.

>>16975151
All my life has built to this moment.

>>16975159
our time has come

>>16975159
>>16975164
>>16975151
neets will inherit the earth as it is told. just stock up on food and water and you're safe

>>16975159
>>16975164
>"The meek shall inherit the earth."

It is written in the prophecy.

>>16974262
I find your "average woman" quite attractive.

How close is this pic in looks to the average young adult peruvian female?

>>16975306
the apocalypse is coming and you think about cooming kek

>>16975100
As if a small pile of dirt would stop me.

I want it to be finally habbening but this glows SO HARD. There's no chance this isn't a cover for something else.

>>16975306
My wife is Peruvian. I fucked her and a few of her cousins. All of their booties have the worst smell imaginable.

t. Black guy

>>16973976
>>16974262
>tfw being chilean

>>16973962
Mark 8:36
>For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

>>16974210
>be in the locker room at my gym

>>16975456

>>16973962
married to chink here

same story. everybody knows that the official numbers are complete bs.

number of infected is much higher. number of dead people too

>>16975372
> Can't smell his own nigger stench
Yeah...I'm sure it's awful.

>>16973962
someone in a /pol/ thread advised buying shares in tourism and travel and shit like that when this bottoms out, and that they'll boom when this is over. makes sense, so what are some stocks you recommend.

>>16974819
I remember this movie. Was always an inevitability

>>16974837
okay, now I'm excited for corona-chan

>>16974819

what is the best outbreak movie? i feel like watching one

>>16974520
I’m in NYC, where do I even go? My parents passed away and I’m a student here.

>>16973962
-It was patented in 2015
https://patents.justia.com/patent/10130701

-Canada was sending lethal viruses to China
https://nationalpost.com/health/bio-warfare-experts-question-why-canada-was-sending-lethal-viruses-to-china?fbclid=IwAR2FAwzEwpsR3I6iIaq3WXe_GUxzkCKe1EoBTFmD6cVvahs862WdjiVnPiQ
Canada put Chinese Nationals as head of it's National Microbiology Laboratories.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/national-microbiology-lab-scientist-investigation-china-1.5307424

-China was working on a Bio-weapon(WMD) a virus that countries make just to say they can make it. it somehow got released to the public and they are downplaying it. it's designed for mass depopulation. it acts as a flu-like symptom at first and it's real payload triggers after a certain time, possibly after the virus mutates for mass depopulation.
the Death toll is around 10,000+ the Flu symptom can be cured but the real danger is the 2nd stage that can not be cured.

-Wuhan is the city with the most protests against the government.

over 30 excavators to build a hospital by feb 3 BULLSHIT they are getting read to dig MASS GRAVES

>>16973962
>The plan is working as expected comrades.
>Initiate agenda 21.

>Get on the bus pleb, it's for your safety.
>Bring only necessities and a change of clothes.
>Leave your firearms at the front desk, you will get them back after a short examination and decontamination procedure.
>Nothing to worry about, comply with staff's requests for smooth processing.
>Please read the mandatory pamphlet and report any suspicious behavior

>>16976775
https://archive.is/knC79
the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation involved

>>16974928
>t. boomer

You cucks. What the fuck the flu is killing more people

>>16976839
2 years ago the US warned china viruses could escape form lab
https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/24/us-warned-virus-escape-lab-near-coronavirus-epicentre-12114591/

This included conducting tests on animals, including monkeys, as regulations for animal research are much looser in China than in Western countries.

>The guards who were in charge of disposing the dead animals that were tested in the lab sold them to the owner of the seafood restaurant.

>>16973962
What will happen to crypto?
Ahhhh

Flights will be canceled soon, right???

>>16976868
if crypto isnt booming now that means it was always make believe speculation.
in a true post apocalypse situation bitcoin would be worthless. you need peace stability and government unironically for crypto to succeed.

Food and water? Stock up on bitcoin, we're gonna moon boys!

>>16976862
your ID says it all aluminium head faggot

>>16976998
Nonsense, crypto works best in absolute chaos.

>>16973962
imagine all this money in digital space that will be lost. peopel with online broker accounts suddenly vanishing from the earth. Young energetic people who never thought to make up a will or list their accounts and passwords. DAYUM

>>16973976
Peron was my hero. eurofag here. I worship argies. You guys are based

>>16973962
Careful, dont' spread the schizovirus, fren

>>16976839
I bet there will still be people saying this right up to the point where it surpasses the flu, lmao

>>16977081
No you retard. Maybe 400 people will die, all 60+ a vacination will be found and the thing is forgotten.

>>16974200
yes you do that , take good care of yourself. this epidemic is truly apocalyptic

>>16975015
Africans eat a shitload of bushmeat. Trust me they are fucking savages just like the chinks. degenerate subhuman scum that needs to be nuked.

>>16975072
imagine believing the chinese government. You must be speciooool

>>16975114
that one cough will decrease your life expectancy with 35 years. sorry to bring it to you

REMOVE YOUR FUNDS FROM BINANCE

>>16975500
race traitor . I hope you will die in agony but not before your chink wife gets gangraped and then chopped up in front of you

>>16976475
you repent for your sins and accept your faith. It is not too late to find refuge in the arms of the Holy Roman Catholic Church.

>>16977092
How the fuck are you so sure, Einstein?
Don't know about the Spanish flu outbreak in 1918?

>>16973962
Nope, Nothing ever happens, This is a government controlled outbreak to distract the global economy from the feds injecting money into the markets and manipulating them. The fed can prop up the market as long as they need to. When the global economy starts caring about the actual economy and not how a virus outbreak will effect the markets.

I think the Chinese are purposely killing their own to deal with the Honk Kong rebellion.

>>16977191
I'll add the map link, Only about 1k people have been confirmed.
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

>>16977191
God you are all so fucking stupid. Just inject conspiracy or misdirection into any statement and you retards will lap it up like sheep.
Why the fuck and how would the fed create an elaborate virus in china to cover up repo injections when the repo stuff was litterally in the media and no one gave a fuck?

didn't read not selling

>>16977214
Because they have to keep people worried about something else, Yea the markets have fear right now but the prospect of death overlaps it.
I think these anons >>16977205 >>16976623
are right about the government but I think the USA still has something to do with it, Conveniently timed right as we break ATH in dow jones that is comparable to statistics about the economy right before the great depression.

>>16977232
Like clockwork. Someone comes up with a slightly more viable conspiracy and you change your mind immediately.
Retard.

>>16977284
calm down buddy, China and USA can both be involved which is what I said in my post.

>>16975100
Animals don't care about those blockades lul
Spread that shit!

>>16977156
kys you stupid pol faggot

>>16977042
You mean supply will decrease because coins get locked up forever?

Imagine wasting this much energy on scaring yourself.
Are that desperate to distract yourself from your real responsibilities?

>>16974970
I wanna do all of those, thanks for the summary. Why isn't tripadvisor like this?

>>16973962
Literally fucking wash your hands and stay home if you get sick.

Breaking news out of Reuters: Xi Ji Ping and many of the top communists in the Chinese government have been infected with the Coronavirus and are in grave condition.

>>16975372

that's just your nigger smell staining them anon.

>>16973962
Spaniard here. We have a major problem here called comunism.

Save us.

>>16977908
if you can't save yourself, no one else will

>>16974200
Sorry to say it but you are a prepper..

>>16973962
Why is this even news? Doesn't seem to be especially deadly. Flu season infects and kills way more people every year. No one talks about that. People get ill, breaking news.

>>16974056
Greta I love you

>>16974156

>>16973976
>first time I like being an argie

Just wait until buenos aires province defaults and bring the entire country down with no survivors in some weeks.

>>16977313
Kek at that pic. It's like they're fighting over who gets to stay in it.

Scotland here, near Edinburgh. Five people have been tested. Nowhere is safe.

Chinese translation says virus is airborn and kids and teens are immune somehow, at least that's what chinese friend told me.

>>16973962

cars and diabetes kill more people everyday than this virus

>>16976862
Lmfao.

>>16978176
Because this is a new virus, never seen before deadlier, more virulent and from the same family and is here to stay

>>16974611
Fucking larpers calm down.

Hate you fearmongering glowniggers. It's not even that dangerous a virus. More people die from regular flu every fucking year.

>>16978571
that's not the point kiddo.

>>16973962
So, should I short everything?

>>16978579
It is the point faggot. Typing in all caps as if the apocalypse is here. You did the same fucking thing with SARS. And Ebola.

50 people in fucking China with 2 billion people has died from this coronameme so far.

It's straight up FEARMONGERING. In my country Denmark, probably the safest country on fucking Earth ( 5,5 million population) 1600 people died last year from the regular Flu.

One thousand six hundred people.

OH MY GOD THE KILLER FLU IS WIPING OUT DENMARK! ITS PANDEMIC LEVELS OF COUGHING! HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE THEY RAPIN EVERYBODY OUT HERE.

Just stop.

>>16975598
No it doesn't make sense. Who would have though /pol/ are even dumber than /biz/ when it comes to investing?

>>16978607
Flu has vaccine.
This does not.

I'm not afraid btw, nor do I fearmonger. Simple facts, my danish neighbour.

>>16974520
Anyone who believes this /x/pol/ tier shit larping is an actual fucking brainlet.

>>16973962
back to /x/ doomer

>>16977179
Yeah obviously nothing else but the Spanish flu was going on at the time. Fucking retard. The Spanish flu had the unfortunate combination of being a severe flu combined with most of the European population being literally starved and worn out by 4 years of war at this point. But nothing will ever convince you retards. It's a jewish/fed/us/chinese/zionist/masonry superweapon that they use for just about anything you schizos can come up with.

>>16973962
Faggots it's been cured already
HIV drugs cured 12 people already.

Boogaloo is cancelled.
>Inb4 sauce
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1232923/coronavirus-cure-china-virus-sars-nhs-hiv-protease-inhibitor-nelfinavir-spt

>>16974520
LARP.
Have seen this image before on /x/
Go back.

>tfw Falkland Islander
we're gonne survive and repopulate the earth. By 2400 there will be 10 billion anglos

>>16978607
SARS was never that bad from the start though, they never quarantined whole cities then

>>16978819
maybe they learned, retard.

I feel so much fear right now

>>16978871
>maybe
>retard
nice one, buddy

N95 Masks sold out everywhere.
WTF

>>16973962
Even if coronavirus is FUD, remember that most virii of the same family can be resisted by upping your VITAMIN C levels!

Vitamin C is cheap AF and works wonders for going through various diseases much more lightly than you would without it. It also chelates toxic shit from your system, so there really isn't a reason why you shouldn't be drinking vitamin c regularly.

Bottom line short the flu, go long on VitC

>>16974404
Vitamin C is cheap bro

All of you are stupid as fuck, nothing ever happens, ever.

>>16973962
Chink = rats

>>16975533
>>16977891

How can you faggots be so mean to one of us? Shame on you retards not only because he's our guy but also for falling for the glowinthedarkies divide and conquer agenda in general.

Get woke idiots

>>16975486
>OMG I LOVE SCRUBS DOCTOR basedboyjumping.gif

>>16973976
>Tfw urufag

>>16976325
12 Monkeys

>>16974152
Thanks, Anon

wtf I just bought 2 tonnes of sugar

>>16973962
i hope i get this virus and die

>>16974056

>>16975114
That one cough brought down your life expectancy by 37 years or so. I'm so sorry, anon.

>>16973962
Really makes you think

>>16976868
DONT WORRY ANON

>>16974520
>Brazil

>>16978746
Its not a larp. It came from pol originally

>>16976475
Also a city fag. I think youre better off trying to create a sterile environment in your apt. Stock water and food, tape up you're windows with plastic tarps if it comes to that.

>whuaa WW3 mommy im scared
nobody even talks about it
>whuaaa Poor Straya mommy im scared
nobody cares anymore
>whuaaa "pandemic" 1/10 as deadly as the common flu

mhmh I wonder what you womanly crybabies will be shook over in 2 weeks time. Probably some terror attack or shooting were like 12 people die.

Retards should just turn off all news media its not good for them.

>>16975130
>does ayahuasca
>still posts in racist inbred forum
guess it doesn't work

>>16975400
based bebe sinclair

>>16974291
this. pussy faggotboy

Someone mastered pandemic. Infected is more then you know, it's already in every country. The death part is now

>>16973962
YAWN BOOOOORING wake me up when something wipes out at least half of the population

>>16975500
You’re a race traitor with a tiny wiener. Congrats on ruining your ancestry and creating unbearably ugly hapa children

>>16974152
actually all you need is a $20 UV light. mount it above your front door and it will automatically kill all the germs on you as you walk in. or put it in a room and use it as a decon chamber.

just remember to wear UV eye protection and avoid prolonged exposure to skin.

your welcome.

>>16980837
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>He didn't get the antidote from the Bogdanoffs
ngmi

THE VIRUS HAS INFECTED THE BLOCKCHAIN SELL EVERYTHING ! NO LARP CHECK CMC !

>>16974520
Shit larp

>>16982698
No chance against the Vishnu, the blockchains is safe.

>>16982673
The final stage of Crab-17...

>>16974520
>No effective treatement has been shared with the world yet, but the US says they have a way to deal with it if this gets too ugly, they just don't want to disclose it right now, they'll only do it if absolutely necessary, we don't know why yet.
I wonder why..

>>16974749
>what happens if this spreads to africa with their living conditions?
That would be my dream!

>>16984032
Prefer it hit India the street shitters need to be cleansed from this earth

>>16976325
The Omega Man

>>16978749
tell me more about the falklands

>>16984047
Please Africa first. We need to stop babysitting them and let nature run it's course.