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16976249 No.16976249[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Last 2 digits determine which gal suddenly becomes your wife.
>Roll trips or higher and you get no gf.
>Say something nice about your new wife.
>You may reroll only once at the cost of losing 25% of your height, you may choose between your two rolls but you do not get your height back.

This post is my roll. Hoping for either Peruvian or Romanian gal.

>> No.16976251

>>16976249
r-roll

>> No.16976258

roll

>> No.16976259
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16976259

>>16976251

>> No.16976269

>>16976249
Roll

>> No.16976275
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>>16976249
Well she doesnt look pleasant. Oh i gotta say something nice. Well she's not ugly or Samoaan.

>>16976251
Nice roll. She was in my top 5 choices.

>> No.16976277

Roll

>> No.16976282

>>16976249
roll

>> No.16976283

>>16976249
give me my smokin hot mommy

>> No.16976287

>>16976282
eh, ill go for the welshie. not much choice

>> No.16976291

>>16976249
anything 12-15 please

>> No.16976296

>>16976249
Im okay with
10-11
38-39
42-43
50-51
60-61
66-67
74-75

a few others I guess, but mostly these. Lets ROLL

>> No.16976300

>>16976287
>>16976283
>Not choosing puerto rican like what I'm about to do.
Never gonna make it

>> No.16976311

>>16976249
Rull

>> No.16976312

>>16976249

roll

>> No.16976313
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>>16976269
Ouch.

>>16976282
>>16976287
Good choice.

>>16976283
Congrats you get your choice of 1 woman from row 1.

>>16976296
Congrats anon whose your choice?

>> No.16976319

>>16976311
Not bad. Il take it

>> No.16976326

>>16976319
Yours looks nice, I got the Irish woman who looks like a nag.

>> No.16976332

>>16976313
hmm russian I guess
60-61 is close

>> No.16976333

Um, ok.

>> No.16976336

>>16976249
>>16976251
Well she is more attractive than most of them. HOWEVER, being Israeli she's probably Jewish, and will want to circumcise our son. So for the sake of my offspring, I will sacrifice 25% of my height. Rerolling for a tall wife.

>> No.16976338

>>16976300
>picking subhuman trash

>> No.16976340

>>16976249
Rolling for literally any but south african, I'll even take west african

>> No.16976343
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16976343

roll

>> No.16976350

>>16976249
Rollin’

>> No.16976354

>>16976343

>greece

despite her dark colored eyes she is quite attractive

>> No.16976357

>>16976249
All the newfags calling for the death of crypto should die themselves

>> No.16976358

>>16976249
roll

>> No.16976360
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16976360

>>16976249
roll

>> No.16976364

>>16976357
God Lithuanians make a mean sandwich

>> No.16976369

>>16976249
Roll

>> No.16976374

>>16976360
I'd actually be okay with this

>> No.16976379

gay

>> No.16976385

Roll

>> No.16976392

>>16976249
Roll

>> No.16976397

roll

>> No.16976402
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>>16976332
That row had several attractive women, good choice though.

>>16976333
Pic related.

>>16976340
Lol'ed. German gal is pretty cute.

>>16976343
Congrats she was one of my top 5 iirc.
Peruvian > Romanian > Greek > gets harder after that but Mexican and Israeli are strong contenders.

>> No.16976408

>>16976397
>1 from roll 4
Nice, going for the polish woman

>> No.16976421
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16976421

>>16976360
Reeeee she was supposed to be mine!!!!

>> No.16976437

>>16976249
H-here we go...

>> No.16976438
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16976438

>>16976408
You sure anon why nit pic related?

>> No.16976441
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16976441

check em

>> No.16976443

>>16976249
Please give me a white wife.

>> No.16976451

>>16976443
very close, nice smackers on that bitch

>> No.16976457
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16976457

Top 5

1. Hungarian
2. Romanian
3. Polish
4. Pervuian
5. Greek

>> No.16976459
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16976459

>>16976437
PERFECT

>> No.16976467
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>>16976441
German girl is cute.

>>16976443
Very nice, one of my top 3 choices. Also this >>16976451.

>> No.16976469

>>16976249
please a good one

>> No.16976477

they all look the same. roll

>> No.16976487

>>16976437
I think thats 2 guys who've landed on the Finnishian women.

>>16976457
We have very similar tastes. Our top 5 hold 3 that are the same.

>> No.16976488

roll

>> No.16976501

>>16976487
>Finnishian
Pretty sure its just Finnish

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16976505

>>16976469
So sorry anon. You can always reroll but you lose 25% of your height.

>>16976477
Really? Maybe you should trade with >>16976469 hehe.

>> No.16976509

Already got Welsh

>> No.16976517

>>16976249
Roll

>> No.16976538

>>16976249
roull

>> No.16976549

>>16976249
roll!!

>> No.16976550

>>16976538
>French
hey you're qt af girl show me ur brapper lets make aryan children

>> No.16976551
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16976551

>>16976249
>No Colombian

>> No.16976556

>>16976549
potatoes 3 times a day, great

>> No.16976568

>>16976556
i like irish, ill trade you for my jewess

>> No.16976569
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16976569

>>16976551
What are you talking about? Pic related.

>> No.16976572

>>16976556
Lol someone else got the Irish woman just like me.

>> No.16976577

>>16976249
roll for iranian

>> No.16976582

>>16976577
eh ill take it

>> No.16976584

Penis

>> No.16976591
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>>16976249

For me its the swedish one one the pic OP. She looks like she could easily breed 5 kids in a row

>> No.16976595

rollerino

>> No.16976597

>>16976595
hmmm south african or mexican?

>> No.16976607
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16976607

roll for rape

>> No.16976650

I just hope shes white or asian.

I love you, wife.

>> No.16976654

>>16976249
hubba bubba

>> No.16976668

>>16976597
Of those 2 id personally go for Mexican.

>>16976650
>>16976654
Congrats you both got women that are in my opinion in the top 5 most attractive.

>> No.16976670

>>16976650
>israeli
Shes...shes beautiful. And Im aware of the irony of getting her on this board of all on this website of all...

>> No.16976677

>>16976668
>top 5 most attractive
Thank you fren, couldnt agree more

>> No.16976687

>>16976249
lets go non-asian wife!

>> No.16976701

>>16976249
roll

>> No.16976739
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16976739

>>16976487
Which ones did you select? I'd be happy with my OP selection which is Latvian or Lithuanian. Some nice looking broads from that area between Denmark and Russia.

>> No.16976753
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16976753

>>16976670
Jewish or Israeli women for the most part, are much better looking than their male counterparts. Jewish men are blessed with "the nose"

>> No.16976759

Hoes

>> No.16976765

Rolll

>> No.16976782

>>16976739
My top 5 are
1. Peruvian
2. Romanian
3. Mexican
4. Greece
5. Israeli

They do move around so I'd be satisfied with any of these as wife to be honest. Peruvian and Romanian have a more youthful cheerful look whereas Greek and Israeli have a more womanly look. Mexican has something inbetween the 2 which admittely pushed her up from 4th to 3rd.

>> No.16976798

rolling rolling ro- TUMBLING TUMBLING FALLI G FALLI G FALLING AAAAAAAAAAAAHDJDJDJRNFJFJFNRBhHshfjd

>> No.16976800

>>16976249
Genghis, give me your daughter

>> No.16976802
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16976802

gib me a goddess

>> No.16976803

>>16976782
Based. Except Id switch Mexican with Italian. Otherwise literally the same, but Id also add Swiss/Swedish and make it a top 7. Idk the order. Maybe add Spaniard too.

>> No.16976807

>>16976800
Well I feel cheated

>> No.16976809

>>16976782
Oh and Id swap out Romanian for Russian

>> No.16976811
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16976811

>>16976802
What the fuck is welsh, I was aiming for sweden or russia anyone wanna trade?

>> No.16976812

buy xmr now

>> No.16976814

my ex looks swedish but was really irish. i fucking miss her bros.

>> No.16976816

>>16976249
rollrinaoo

>> No.16976841

>>16976249
rulli

>> No.16976843

>>16976249
rolo

>> No.16976847

>>16976249
C'mon huwite

>> No.16976865

Roll baby

>> No.16976870

>>16976249
Roll please

>> No.16976898

>>16976782
Good picks fren. I agree on some swapping in and out. I'd swap in a Colombian or Mexican depending on their looks. There's some fugly Mexican women, but some really nice looking ones. The Peruvian in op's chart has gorgeous. For an Asian, I'd pick a Thai or Vietnamese. Spaniards have a mature look also.

>> No.16976960

>>16976249
rolling

>> No.16976979

>>16976960
wanted greek

>> No.16976981

roll

>> No.16977033

>>16976249
ok cool

>> No.16977059

I'm sorry welsh waifu, rerolling come on sweden, come on russia.

>> No.16977069
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16977069

>>16976249
Fuck it

>> No.16977076
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16977076

>>16977069
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.16977126

Roll

>> No.16977127

we're all gonna make it bros

>> No.16977139

>>16976249
Roll

>> No.16977143
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16977143

>>16976249
rooll

>> No.16977225

T

>> No.16977238

No. Reroll.

>> No.16977241

roll

>> No.16977245

>>16977238
Nooooooooo
I will sacrifice another 50 percent of my height idgaf

>> No.16977247

>>16976249
I don't want a wife, I'll just keep her as a gf I don't want any commitment from a woman as I don't think like a woman. Plz give me a sexy mistress.

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>>16976249
role

>> No.16977253
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>>16977245

>> No.16977287

india get

>> No.16977298
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16977298

>>16976249
swedish!

>> No.16977303
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>>16977298
hah! "pick one from row 5".
i pick Swedish

>> No.16977316

>>16976249
Roll

>> No.16977317
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16977317

Rolling for coom

>> No.16977329
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16977329

last roll wish me luck... come on russia, come on sweeden, come on poland

>> No.16977339

>>16977329
I wonder if my welsh waifu will take me back, this is getting out of hand.

>> No.16977352

>>16976249
I like them all

>> No.16977357

>>16977352
this anon fucks, come on digits

>> No.16977463

>>16976249
Roll

>> No.16977489

>>16976249
Lord, guide me well

>> No.16977506

>>16977489
I submit my redeemable number for an Englishwoman. I never doubted that God would provide.

>> No.16977507

>>16976249
>biz

>> No.16977515

>>16976249
Roll you probably won’t get it done but I wanna life

>> No.16977517

roll

>> No.16977530

these girls are too hot to be average

>> No.16977543
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16977543

>>16976249
Roll

>> No.16977547

eoll

>> No.16977550

>>16976249
please no shitskins

>> No.16977557
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16977557

>>16977550
oh no no no no no no no no no

>> No.16977619

>>16976249
Rolleroonie

>> No.16977623

>>16976249
roll

>> No.16977632
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16977632

>>16976249
LETSGO

>> No.16977640

>>16977623
RE ROLL

>> No.16977643

>>16977632
Did I just get an indian man as a wife?

>> No.16977650
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16977650

>>16976249
Rollini italiano

>> No.16977654

>>16976249
ROLLLAROOO