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>>16966982
How about not-retarded ideas.

>>16966960
>>Learn to Code
it's a meme
you have to go to college and get certs and boomers will be impressed by your bac ground
At least this is how it worcs in europe
In USA may be too much indians and chineses to compete with but here in Europe your qualification is the most important thing

>>16966982
oh yeah? check this one out

>>16966988
which of these certs should i get?

>>16966988
lol dont listen to this guy

>>16967009
Well I live in USA so I'm not sure his advice applies anyways.

>>16966992
thats good, post more

>>16967002
#5 is best probably

>>16967009
>lol dont listen to this guy
4chan is famous for cyclical memes... ''Nofap''.. ''learn2code'' ''college is a scam''.... no one of this memes will get you to a point to be a respectable member of society.
College it matters... and if you are in your 20-23 I'd suggest to try hard to get your degrees+ qualification otherwise no one will offer a serious position

>>16967018
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>>16967032
>respectable member of society
Kys normalfag.
>College it matters
Only in impoverished yurocuckold shitholes where they jack off over their medieval universities. I know because I live in one.

>>16967049
>Kys normalfag.
Yes anon I will keep the advice of an autist on line ''muh don't go to college''... in any whishlist of any employer who seeks coders college is at the first place

>>16967064
See second bullet point

>>16967080
In USA is even worse

>fix your resume
>what is pre-employment screeing
>what is a background check

>>16967126
What do those have to do with background checks?

>>16966986
Lol hivemind

Learning is saturated ngl. Start a journal OP. Best advice for achieving goals.

>>16967131
Well, it doesn't matter if you seek employment at McDonald's.

>>16966988
Its not. Am in eu and in IT.

What you describe is how a typical CMS or some other boring crap company works. Lots of boomers, they take in fresh graduates with degrees, the interview is usually nothing but a check if you're not too autistic. Some respectable global companies have branches like this too.

Then there's startups and respectable IT companies that have tech meetups and all that shit. Most of those dont really care about your background. They give you a small coding issue to solve as the screening round of interview and test you in following interview rounds. Usually the 4th round is about payment and your autism levels. These are way more interested in your github and what you can do on the interviews, most even ignore CV alltogether.

>>16967232
>Usually the 4th round is about payment and your autism levels
should one be autistic or not to impress them in a positive way?

>>16967627
>should one be autistic or not to impress them in a positive way?
The "positive autism" is good as long as its IT related, if you work on a lot of weird shit they love that since it shows you can learn, coding your own crypto trading tools or modding games is worth a mention, i wouldn't mention non-IT obsessions like anime and crap
The smart tech (startups) is pretty lenient with this, they just expect you to be able to work in a team usually, but you dont really have to be talkative, i've seen some pretty awkward people there
The boomers on the other hand expect you to have hobbies "outside computers" and want you to be friendly and participate in the company culture etc.

Bear in mind I painted 2 extremes so the majority of companies fall somewhere in between and a lot of them want to be creative with their hiring process.

>>16966992
What game?

>>16966960

There isn’t a good job that is easy to get. If it were easy everyone would have one. If you have self discipline and aren’t a degenerate coomer/drug user then you have a leg up tho

>>16967726
i don't know

>>16967777
Quads