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Do white people really think they go to “Valhalla” after they die? How can I make money off of this level of ignorance?

>> No.16958865

>>16958851
very very weak meme
1/10 - would not order this type of ethnic food again

>> No.16958868

>>16958851
Do brown people really think they will be reincarnated as a cow if they live a good and fulfilling life?

>> No.16958900

>>16958851
Omg that's me. Please Sergey save me!!

>> No.16958915

>>16958851
Make thors hammer charms and shit like that and sell them to chain smoking obese people at the renaissance festival.

>> No.16958931

Bless you sirs
We shall make many rupees
And then shit in the street

>> No.16958941

>>16958915
reminder. everyone hates name fag and we encourage you to leave this board. go back to r*dd*t...there are no upbotes for you

>> No.16958944
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>>16958941

>> No.16958959

>>16958944
plz leave the board. your need to be "recognized" is a womanly instagram trait.

>> No.16958969

>>16958851
Yes. I also grew up next to a sacred elf stone that gave my ancestors magical powers. Praise the white Christ.

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>>16958959
> pllzzzz leave this board wahhaahaa!!!

>> No.16959087

>>16958851

crack in the knackers coming right up for the person who made this meme

>> No.16959117

>>16959087
t. mid 20s pretender

>> No.16959134

>>16958851
>think
We know.

>> No.16959167

>>16958969
>not growing up on fertile land near a cromleck or megalithic cluster.
fucking city zoomers

>> No.16959209

>>16958969
What the hell is a sacred elf stone?

>> No.16959236

>>16958851
your meme sucks

>> No.16959288

>>16959209
A big stone that's sacred because it has elves in it. Your property rights here do not extend to elf stones so if there's one on your property you have to work around respecting the elves.

>> No.16959318

>>16959288
What would happen if it was broken with a sledgehammer? Not going to lie, sounds like pajeet tier superstition.

>> No.16959340

>>16959288
stop conversing with namefags. you are ruining the board. pusht them back to instagram

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>>16959340
> wahaaahaaaaa!!!

>> No.16959380

>>16959318
You would be cursed and everyone would know. It's better to plant trees for them and stuff so you get magical powers and elf gold like me.

>> No.16959394

>>16959380
How would they know? Have you ever seen an elf? Ive heard of elves/fairies or whatever you want to acknowledge them as, sounds like demonic entities to me. I'm only talking about it to learn, not talking shit. It's quite a curious subject.

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>>16959380
Come back!!! I want to know more about your fairy frens!!!!

>> No.16959540

>>16959394
We know every stone and every person and every fish in the streams. Tourists think they can get away with crime because nobody is watching but then in the middle of nowhere they see the sirens approaching. They simply don't understand white magic.

>> No.16959599

>>16958851
Any warrior who dies valiantly in battle has the opportunity to be taken by the Valkyries to Valhalla, regardless of their race/creed/color/gender/religion/culture/whatever, so long as they are chosen by the choosers of the slain and swear to train & fight on the side of the Aesir & Vanir during Ragnarok.

Valhalla is an equal opportunity employer, as long as you die with a weapon in your hand after spilling the blood of at least one foe.

>> No.16959650

>>16959540
I'd never commit crime in some place like that lmfao. Yea sounds like a bunch of mischievous heathens..

>> No.16959745

>>16959650
We only do white magic now. The blood of the old wizard was washed over seven generations and his book is lost forever.

>> No.16959756

>>16959745
From which nation/country is all of this? Scotland or Ireland?

>> No.16959780

>>16958851
some of the northern ones did about 1000 years ago. Of course plenty of african junglefrens still worship ancestor-cults