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16952027 No.16952027 [Reply] [Original]

I finally bit the bullet and joined the crypto meme. What am I in for? When does my $100 turn into $1,000,000?

>> No.16952044

>>16952027
when you buy BSV, the real BitCoin

>> No.16952050

>$200 investment

>> No.16952051

>>16952027
Congrats on buying a usurper shitcoin and a premined shitcoin.

>> No.16952061
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>>16952027
>invests $100 in crypto
>owns $97 worth of crypto

>> No.16952075

>>16952027
This shits a gamble at best. Not worth getting into.

>> No.16952095
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>>16952050
My real investments are in boring index funds and I have a 3.5 month emergency fund set up. I just figured I'd put some money in crypto so that if it ever spikes again I can cash out and pay for groceries or something.
>>16952061
Yeah it's not off to a good start, it seems.
>>16952075
I know, but I'm not going to put a serious amount of money in.

>> No.16952105
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>>16952027
>16952027
Currently 800k people own 1 full bitcoin

there are 35 million millionaires in the world
21 million possible bitcoin

the tech you see now is a joke.
>a fucking joke
what they talk about is a fucking joke

follow the clues
it's fucking 2020 and someone's really doing something about it

>> No.16952124

>>16952095
BASED richfag!

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>>16952124
Not really, my wagecuck job just forces me to work an obscene amount of overtime regularly which makes me a good amount of extra cash. But it's awful for my mental and physical health.

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>>16952105
TELL ME HOW THEY DO IT ANON. WHAT DO THE CLUES MEAN?!

>> No.16952369

>>16952186
you have to be a sociopath.
you have to think like an elite
release all your demons
lose everything you believe in.
nothing is sacred
not even your children.
this is hard.
I know, but it's best for those you love most too.

and once you've taken that dive with your purpose aligned, you keep moving.
you'll know all of your own evils and temptations. your own self-sacrificing ritual will give you a sensitivity to the subtleties around you.
you will become hyper aware and fearless

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>>16952095
sir i need 1k/month to fund my NEET life, i will write scripts for your bitcoin invensmet turn into 1M eoy on the casi... i mean exchange bitmex.

>> No.16952456

>>16952027
>>16952095
If you're just in it for a high risk/reward type of gamble I would go all in LINK

>> No.16952458

>>16952027
You already failed. Dump that shit and buy the real Bitcoin BSV

>> No.16952461

>>16952027
OP you have a based stack, don't let /biz/ meme you into shitcoins just hodl till death

>> No.16952467

>>16952438
sent ;)
>>16952456
LINK is a pain in the ass to buy in Canada, I would have had to use Coinbase and their fees seem shitty.

>> No.16952475

>>16952095
in this case you're still a nocoiner and you can fuck off

>> No.16952494

>>16952467
>LINK is a pain in the ass to buy in Canada, I would have had to use Coinbase and their fees seem shitty.

Ah, I figured thats what you were using. Well then I guess its not a bad portfolio. Put in some more when you can and you'll probably make out like a bandit a few months from now.