/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16940117
Imagine the bulge in her shit would make in those. With the force and size of her log, it might even rip out. It's a good thing my face would be there to catch it.

>>16940117
Your live sounds great, why change

>>16940117
didn't read the last couple of lines but i think i get the gist of what you're asking. yes, you should buy BSV now while it is still affordable.

>>16940117
Are you me

>>16940139
Kek

>>16940139
based

>>16940139
MODDDSS HE WONT STOP DOING THIS

I hate druggie junkies

>>16940237
Have sex incel weirdo freak.

>>16940117
sauce

>>16940139
You should've been in my apartment lobby last week.

>be me
>go to dinner at an upscale restaurant
>eat dinner
>start back to my apt
>not feeling so good
>take a leak at subway station
>doesn't really help
>ride subway
>whew
>didn't barf all over the subway car
>start walking to apt
>stomach keeps clenching
>have to pause and lean against a building for a minnit
>make it to my apt bldg
>stomach seriously hurting now
>make it in the doorway
>start across lobby
BLAAAAAARRRGGHHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!
>stomach finally erupts
>but
>IT'S ALL GAS!!!!!!!!!!
>I didn't just barf all over the lobby!
>rush into bathroom next to lobby
BLAAAAAARRRGGHHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!
>mostly gas, just a few bits in my mouth
>spit into toi--
BLAAAAAARRRGGHHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!
>--let
>abdomen contracted hard
>I just shit my pants
>small amount of vomit came out that time
>it all went into the hole
BLAAAAAARRRGGHHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!
>more shit in my pants
>a few small gritty bits, some discolored acid
>that seems to be the end of it
>turn sink on
>stick face under faucet
>rinse off drool and gritty bits
>rinse out mouth
>flush toilet
>rush out of bathroom
>guard says, "Sir! Sir!"
>ignore him
>force way past family going through security door
>wonder if I'm dribbling diarrhea all over the place
>rush onto elevator
>get upstairs
>can't see anything dripping on floor
>get out of elevator
>go inside apartment
>pull off clothing
>perfect soft cow-patty lump of shit rolling in undies
>it's like bread dough, cohesive and not even leaching water into the fabric
>roll it out of undies into toilet
>flush
>get into shower
>spend half an hour cleaning up
>go out
>cow plop loaf is still in toilet
>sitting there like a big lump in the bottom
>oh well, it'll dissolve eventually
>come out
>post on /ck/
itallwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>>16940247
carry children. tick tock.

>>16940280
What the fuck did you eat? That sounds like hep c or something

>>16940139
based scat anon

>>16940117
Who is the semen demon in your pic related, and how much for her? Please measure answer in USD or LINK. Then we can talk about your problems.

>>16940357
Around 300$ for 1.5h. Help me first and ill source you my little fren.

>>16940404
just post the damn sauce

Almost exactly like me except I have a job but never worked up the courage to fly to Thailand to lose my virginity. Same age, same physical symptoms, same mental illness (ghosting everyone, lying about what I do etc.)

>>16940404
You stupid nigger Im trying to help you. I can go ask /jp for the sauce anytime faggot.

>>16940444
>>16940498
You little niggas should get topped silly

>>16940117
I can help you Neet. It will start with a reflective retreat in the Tibetan mountains as a dopamine fast. I used to be like you, I conquered them all. I can help you.

>.t Charles

>>16941009
Hello fren. You were right. The ibar isaan whore burned my shit, kek.

>i can help you
I want that that help please

>>16941085
First of all, you need to quit alcohol definitely cocaine and benzos. You have to start small, no coke. Stop drinking for 3 months, use this time to focus on health, particularly mental health, then physical health. Good news if you work out and focus on physical health your mental health will scientifically improve, you can promote neurogenesis by exercise induced BDNF from working out. Lift weights is the preferred form.
You also need structure, and need to change your habits. Start small. First sleep 9 hours, set an alarm, do that a week or few weeks then 8. Stick to it. No being hungover and drunk all the time is going to make this much easy. Small steps.
You have to meditate 2x daily, again start small 5 minutes. Also proven to increase attention span and mindfulness, which likely contributing to the depression along with the alcohol and drugs.
Get your bloodwork, specifically vitamin D, you are probably deficient. Take 5000iu, get it checked in 6 months.
Learn piano, a new language, programming, guitar, dance, anything. Something new.
Human contact with other normies is overrated if you are truly redpill you would know this, so don't worry about that right now.
You should also be thinking/doing another 2-3 income sources. Apologize to Charles, respect your elders, and you will be forgiven.
Imagine being a 19 year old on guadacanal fighting the japs, you don't have it so bad, just reframe your perspective and start small.

>>16940117
Romano, is that you?

>>16941153
Noted, thanks and apologize. The main issue is just the pleasure baseline. I get cravings to live like i did in december the whole year even though i know its not maintanable. I know no moderation. I need to learn basic discipline. I have to make it lad. See you in the promised land.

>>16941251
OP, you are an Aryan godly chad, act like it ffs, make your ancestors proud

>>16941009
>Charles

Kill yourself you dumb faggot

>>16941551
This, also give sauce op.

>>16941251
I was too. That’s why you need to stop alcohol for a bit at least, it will reset you willpower and you can start back over. No harm in having a degen Thailand trip for one month, but balance it out with 3-6 months of health. Then you can go back and do it for a month. Ebb and flow. >>16941557
Found the BSV street shitter and REQfag. Fuck off we’re full.

>>16940139
how can one man be so based?

>>16940139
quintessentially based

>>16941756
No, just an old telegram acquaintance of yours

>>16941756
Pinup gogo fucking when

>>16940139
I fucking love this guy

>>16941913
When I finish my tibetan dopamine reset retreat. I shall return to the promised land. They are going to have to ban me by the time I am done.

>>16941965
When you finish it. You’ll finally be the faggot taking cocks up your ass like you were always meant to Charles

“MUH DOPAMINE FAAT” Kill yourself you dumb hippie faggot

I feel u op.
I'm addicted to kratom.. Not as bad as real opiates but the addiction and suffering is the same.

I too, have my dopamine fried, my brain was on drugs during its formative years and now I feel pretty fucked. Just turned 25.
Neet with side income on eBay. About to move out with my gf, I'm hoping I can keep my neetdom and work from home.

I got ETH super early at 4$ but I sold it at 12$ when they backtracked with the Dao Bullshit.

Lost my 20 BTC in fucking ark during 2018.

My portfolio is currently around 40k, mostly link and BSV. I need to make it,
I dont even wanna be rich degenerate , I just want a small self sufficient homestead and live in service to others.
I just want freedom to read and learn .

I literally worked at McDonald's fr 2 years then decided I can't wage or ill kms.

Skipped college due to not wanting debt.

But yeah the drugs are killing my soul slowly

>>16942079
>being this salty
Did he fuck your girlfriend meng

>>16942079
Imagine being a nobody getting triggered by a nigerian dwarf who owns a chocolate factory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfg1c8dyZYM

>>16940117
Some one tell me who this is. Please.

>>16942319
huang leran

>>16941923
I only click on these to see if he posted.