/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16929583
/diy/ here. I can make all kinds of shit.

find some poor homeless kids
dress them up nicely
sell them as sex slaves to the highest bidder

its ancapistan so absolutely no one can stop you

I would round up the homeless in a garbage truck and turn them into vegan protein bars. No FDA to get in my way.

>>16929583
Enslave a couple of thots like 20 I found using white pages and have them farm the land I seized from the former local park during the day and pimp them out during the night.

>>16929583
What happens when Bezos violates the NAP with his swarm of autonomous killer drones?

>>16930624
We can Nuke his house in Seattle.

>>16929908
Why does it always have to go to this? Where do you live?

>>16929583
>buy shitcoin
>promote it on /biz/
>sell shitcoin
So essentially nothing would change

>>16929583
>come up with a great idea to make a ton of money in this wonderful new ancap paradise
>suddenly a group of guys with guns comes and kills / enslaves you
>the end

Immediately trade my belongings for a cyanide tooth so I can die before the cartels kill me

>>16929908
>anything goes as long as it doesn’t violate the NAP.

thread full of morons who don't know we already live in a full ancap world. always have since beginning of time.
everything is available for the right price. you're just too poor

>>16929908
you've violated the NAP of the homeless kids. their case is taken up by a vulture firm and you're destroyed in private court. you're now a debt slave for life

>>16929990
you've violated the NAP of the homeless people. their case is taken up by a vulture firm and you're destroyed in private court. you're now a debt slave for life

>>16930590
you've violated the NAP of the thots and park land owner. their case is taken up by a vulture firm (or they just hire their own) and you're destroyed in private court. you're now a debt slave for life

i thought /biz/ would be board most likely to thrive in an ancap paradise, but you'd all lose out just as fast as /b/tards or /a/spies. yikes!

>>16929583
i start sucking dick for money with no worrie of police busting me and no taxes.
i could ez suck 10 dicks a day at 125 a dick

I would probably retire because the currency is so valuable and economic production has increased so much.

Does slavery exist in AnCap world?

Literally everyone in this thread doesn't understand what anarcho-capitalism is.

https://mises.org/library/not-so-wild-wild-west

>>16931031
No.

FUCK CENTRAL BANKING

>>16931048
fuck indians too

i'd start selling meat-pies.

i make some good meat-pies. cook the beef in pizza dough and let the juices soak into the bread. ill have people coming back like crack addicts. ez pz lemon fkn squeezy ma niqqa

>>16930983
>you've violated the NAP of the thots and park land owner. The thots consented to the slavery since it's part of a mutually consented fetish and the land used to be owned by the local government but it doesn't exist anymore so I got it via squatter's rights. For violating the nap by trying to imprison me I will now take my recently purchased missile silo and McNuke all private lawyer fortresses across the land and OP's mom's house.

>>16929990
gods primal prophet here. he thinkin u retarted

>>16930983
No* ©

>>16931090
it does sound like you would have a strong case in private court, you might indeed be able to file a counter NAP violation suit and win, but it would be much more profitable to turn them into your debt slaves instead of mcnuking them

>>16931157
>>16930983
nice

>>16931157
>but it would be much more profitable to turn them into your debt slaves instead of mcnuking them

True but sometimes you need to have some fun and blow off some steam. Instead of watching the debtor's games me and the boys drop McNukes™ on random coordinates or go hunting reanimated raptor clones with the Lazer tank.

>>16929583
>go to store
>buy milk with crypto
>get shot by everyone outside for contributing to co2 emissions

>have dormant, infectious disease
>unknowingly infect someone
>traced back to me and shot for violating nap

>need to get to hospital for severe allergic reaction
>can’t take quickest route because would step on farmer’s crops
>do it anyway
>shot for violating nap

>non-retarded people don’t see my hoarding of 1/4 of US’s property as legitimate even though i got it following NAP
>get shot for violating their nap

>force schizo into institution so they don’t suicide
>get shot for violating nap

>live like an actual person
>get shot for violating nap

>>16929583
you're already living in ancap world you just have to pay the right bribes

Side note was Orochimaru an ancap? What is the legality of building the backrooms as an escape room game and putting said participants in there just to watch them lose their minds for a new TV show?

>>16931360
strawman, it didnt work like that irl

https://mises.org/library/not-so-wild-wild-west

>>16930983
Destroyed in private court? You need to defeat my private army first.

>>16929583
sell my girlfriens boipucci to a pack of niggers for watermelon and chicken tendies

>>16931397
okay, this is epic

>>16931062
I've got a supply of homeless people to sell you

I'd setup an ammo & taco food truck near the private security office park

>>16930983
>private court
their will is unenforceable without mercenaries or police to enforce the decision. The homeless kids have no money to hire the private court with mercenaries, therefore the ruling is meaningless

>>16931497
https://mises.org/library/not-so-wild-wild-west

just read how it actually worked, dummy

Is practicing cannibalism a violation of the nap?

>>16931472

Pssshh your broke ass cant afford a private army. Not to mention people would quit in private army because people are not property under Anarchy.

Who needs money in an Ancap paradise?
I'd spend my days surfing and building skate park gardens.

>>16929583
>keeping slaves doesn't violate the NAP as long you have lawyers who say the person owes you money

cool sociopath fantasy bro

>>16929583
No way ancap is a stable equilibrium. It would collapse into a a state eventually either due to invading states or just some dudes deciding to go on a conquest.

I would be very surprised if you could set that shit up somewhere and have it not implode.

In fact, what is stopping you from establishing your own Ancapistan in the middle of buttfuck nowhere right now? Prove it works and you'll have plenty of followers.