/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16915924
Based

>>16915924
Post tits and feet and we'll help

@16915941
Excuse me?

>>16915924
How much? What’s your bitcoin adrs. We’ll send it right over

>>16915924
It says at the bottom of this website that "comments are owned by the poster." 4chan isn't responsible for your faggot son's inability to decipher between good and bad financial advice.

>>16915924
I'm deeply sorry for your son's financial loss and will pay a compensation. Send contact info,

>>16915924
You're son is a dumb retard phaggot

>>16915924
Hello, i am the 4chan manager. It is our policy to require you to post a timestamped picture of your knockers for your request to be acknowledged. Otherwise, please leave the premises.
Thank you,
Anon

>>16915924
W-we were just joking, Mrs. Murray

>>16915924
hello sirs yes we can do the needful. would you be able to send 0.01 btc to adress for security

Thank you for contacting 4channel investment services customer support. A licensed representative will contact you during business hours to discuss your portfolio allocations.
Thank you,
4channel team

>>16915976
dont be rude

Imagine thinking the mother of a retarded son figured out how to come to 4chan and make a thread when over half the posters on this site are low IQ shitposters who can't touch their toes

>>16915924
You're awful Murray...

How about another joke MurRAY???
What happens when a single mother has in a society that hates him?
YOU GET AN INCEL!

>>16916036
Eh, my dad is like 65 now and he showed me this place more than a decade ago. It's more simple than most sites but everybody is used to social media format and mobile versions.

I can't wait to give you a nice poop mustache after fucking your lopsided butt , Cindy

>>16915924
Not our fault you raised a fucking retard. Maybe if you would have had better parenting skills this wouldn't have happened. You are the one at fault.

>>16915924
Hello Cindi
I am deeply saddened by your sons suicide, however I can do only a limited amount of helping you. My own family here in India is deeply hurting badly and the money I make on this website only helps fractionally to make good for them. I am so sorry but I cannot make money payment right now.
— Patel Poo

>>16916100
did the Murray boy an hero? that saddens me. I remember him. Good kid, not too bright though.

@16915966 You should have that on file. $30,101 after fees. What's a "bitcoin adrs"?
@16915980 You should have that on file.
@16915992 Scamming young students out of $30,000 is not a joke.
@16916029 I need it to be soon.
@16915946 @16915976 @16915983 @16915988 @16916019 @16916036 @16916042 @16916065 @16916045 @16916068 @16916100 @16916122 I've reported each of you.

>>16915924
Show tits or GTFO

>>16915924
Ok boomer

>>16915924
STIFFED

>>16915947
larp

>>16916122
Oh sorry sir I think I may have accidently spread misinformation for I misread the origin post incorrectly.

>>16916146
I've checked the records. It appears that your son was underage while browsing and posting on /biz/. He even downloaded some questionable cunny and gore porn. Therefore, I'll have to report him to the FBI and all of his actions are thus his own fault (technically yours but hey, not my retarded son). They should be at your door within a few days.

You're welcome!

-Gookbot 4channel tech support

>>16916146
This is the greatest larp I've ever seen

>>16916146
your son is gullible partially due to your failed parenting techniques.

Alright fine, we'll refund

>>16915924
Honey, that 30 thousand dollars was what you stole from me in the divorce and now mah son is gonna be a damned street-walking neeigur?

>>16916146
yes sirs i am contacting my associates in mumbai to figure this out. they will do the needful

>>16915924
Thanks anon, needed the laugh

>>16916146
sent ;)

>>16915924
These guys are trolling. I will handle your refund for you. Please submit your credit card number and expiration date into the Name field. In the Options field put REFUND. The transaction may take one or two days.

>>16915947
Lmao,you heard

>>16915924
Is your son Carlos Matos?

>>16916146
It means your bitcoin address. Make sure you post your private address, sometimes known as a key. If you post your public one then you'll have to walk down to your local post office to collect it.

>>16915924
Rules are rules show your tits

>>16916146
I am the one who took your son's money.
Spent it on Disneyworld, I'll send the pics in a moment Cindy. It was great fun.

>>16915924
I've got some bigtittycoin and 1 brapper. Does that help?

>>16916342
It's more than that, if she posts her public key she'll have to pay the public fee

>>16915924

we did it r eddit!

>>16915924
Nigger.

>>16915924
Get fucked bitch!!!!!!!!

>>16915924
larp

>>16915992
Mrs. Murray, p-please post pics

>>16915924
Larping or not, finally a good post on this board.

Mrs.Murray please don't report us I swear I'll be a good boy.

>>16915924
No worries, lots of 'agent' specialists undercover here. We will handle the situation.

>>16915924
post tits
-t. son

>>16915924
Well I guess you have no choice but to vote for Bernie now, perhaps YangGang

>>16915924
Boomer telling his son to waste his money on something literally everyone gets these days.

>>16915924
MOM! You promised you wouldn't do this to me!!
I promise I'll pay it back, I've already sent my resume out to everywhere in a 20 block radius from our house. If Appleby's takes me on,
I can fix this whole mess in 3 years' tops. PLEASE take this thread down, these guys are the only friends I have!!

>>16915924
Hi Cindy,

You should consider taking legal action against 4channel.org. They are responsible for the content published here.

Best regards,
Jonathan Reeves

>>16915924
Would you and you son be interested in a threesome?
With me?

>>16916994
Show us picture of mum's feet and will send btc.

>>16915924
pee poo

Sincerely,
Rudy Poo

>>16917073
You're not the one who gave Mrs-Murray's poor son bad advice were you, Anon?
Can you account for your whereabouts on the time in question?

>>16917087
That's disgusting
...how much bit coin?

>>16917087
>>16917174
You know what, the amount doesn't even matter anymore. Here, I just snapped this.
324viykEm1g2Dq9vb2yw6ueuZnggFekniv

>>16915924
Have sex, incel.

>>16917087

>>16917087
Here

How much did you lost on the safex scam?

>>16917087
This is the last time. This is too weird.

>>16915924
Madam do not worry
It is not needful
Your son buy very good coin
He is good budinesman sir

>>16917366
>>16917395
>>16917411
>>16917427
Your house is disgusting.

>>16916196
It is pretty fucking legit if larp

>>16915924
I'm sorry for your inconvenience Mrs. Murray. I am the acting CEO of Bitcoin and additionally, I oversee the western sales territory/office for Chainlink. Please give us the names of the exchanges and/or fiat gateways he used to make the purchases and if your claims match our records we will be happy to refund you!

Best,
-S. Nakamoto

>>16915924
99.9% chance this is bait. However I saw a psycho woman call a youtuber who hosts a minecraft server for banning her son. Needless to say she demanded money when videos were posted of her ridicoulous demands. If on the off chance you are indeed legit. I feel no pity for you considering how ridiculuos you are.

>>16916146
Ive checked the records to. Technically it is illegal to browse 4chan in your jurisdiction. I have notified the internet police of you and your son's illegal activity.

Have a nice day :)

t. Anon McLaw

Hello Ma'am from one mother to another. I suspect your son is lying to you. My own son is 34 now he is very happy. A few years ago he was always telling me about Bitcoins and something's at the dinner table I never put much thought into these things myself. Last year that changed, my son bought me a new car. When I asked him how he could pay for that, mind you he still lives with me and has no job, he told me "mom do you remember the Bitcoins I told you Bout?. Those Bitcoins are now called 'Linkies' and I have made it".

>>16918273
STIFF

>>16915924
Post tits and post the address of his wallet.

Also miss, provide his email address linked to his exchange and your last name.

I’ll personally make sure your both taken care of.

I'm very sorry to hear that, madam. Here at 4chan, we strive to create a safe and friendly environment for people of diverse backgrounds to learn and teach each other about business and finance. I would be happy to help you reverse any cryptocurrency purchases your son may have made through our website, but I'll need some information from you in order to assist you further. Your son should have been issued a "private key," a string of random words we use at 4chan as a kind of password to keep track of user accounts and verify bitcoin sales. Just send this private key to us at 4chansupport@protonmail.com and we'll get your issues sorted right away!

>>16916035
No u

>>16915924
Please delete 4chan so the neets and incels get out and get diluted by the rest of the internet’s normie population

>>16916146
Your son didn't follow directions correctly. It's clearly stated daily, repeatedly, to do the opposite of /biz. This is a financial fantasy forum.

>>16915924
your son lied to you, he spent it all buying gifts for his fav twitch streamer

>>16915924
lol ur son is rarted

>>16915924
Your son didn't buy ARPA? Bummer. Call the blockchain police.

>>16917366
I’ve sent you 2BTC for your pain and suffering. Enjoy pain and suffering

>>16915924

Bout to clock out from work and I can't believe this LARP is still here. Slow day for bizzies

>>16915924
>investing money he can't afford to lose
He clearly didn't lose it from "advice given here". The number one rule is don't invest money you can't afford to lose. Investing is for your EXTRA money, not your bills.

Hi Cindy
Would you say you are a slampig or a braphog?

>>16915924
Hello Ms. Murray,

I see you are having some issues with a common scam known in this community as a Satsgang. In this scam, 300 people are employed to promote elaborate ponzi schemes. I'm sorry that your son was fooled by this group of people but they have decided it is worth it to sacrifice their honor and ethics for mere pennies in order to try and rob the unsuspecting.
We here at Biz take scamming seriously, and we do not take kindly to our community members being entrapped by the schemers described above.

In order to rectify this grave unjustice, we will need you to send what is called Ethereum to the following payment account:
0x5EdF42Ce9DA28d0B1790C6093103526e3bb88eF3

Send as much as you like, as the returned amount of funds will always be of higher value than the amount sent. The more that is sent, the higher chances we will have at returning your sons stolen funds.

After the transaction has cleared, we will begin the process for bringing this case through the justice system we utilize here at Biz. Please respond to this message with any evidence of your sons purchases and anything you feel may be helpful to us in bringing Satsgang to justice.

Kind Regards,
Praetor Aurelius

>>16915924
I smiled a bit, fun thread OP

>>16921114
Genius
Might buy more of this

>>16915924
Miss Murray, in order to recover the losses you should take a look into a project called Two Prime, there will be a token offering available in february where you can participate and make profit to cover the losses. You're welcome :)

>>16921114

>>16915924
It’s been a while since one of these got posted.

>>16922090
hello sir, plz sir, where do i find it.
plz sir, i have a family of 12 to feed

>>16915924
hi.murray.my.son.lost.everything.too.LOL.regards.Jim.

>>16915924
Thank you Cindy

i really hope you and the police can finally shut this shitty and TOXIC site down

Thanks

>>16916042
Lmao

>>16921114
>>16922385
Kek

t. Pnk holder

>>16915924
Post tits cindy, it's for the lord chistcuck.

>3 posts by this ID
Usually larp stay in for longer. I am starting to believe this is not a larp.

lifes great

>>16915947
2/10 bait. The @ was a good touch but you aren’t convincing anyone.

>>16915924
How about a joke, Murray?

>>16921114
based

>so dad I was in this place called 4channel business and finance and they told me to invest in shrimp farming