/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16879982
Economy*
I swear there are no errors on my resume.

>>16879982
is that a female?

>>16879982
Why would you want a job? Are you a cuck or something?

>>16879982
You white? I give it 2 - 3 years before you're drinking whiskey at 6:00am (sitting at the computer), while hitting f5 over and over on /pol/

>>16879997
It’s me!! And no I won’t show you my tits I just got off a 3 day ban lol

>>16879982
You’re job was outsourced to pajeets and chinks 15 years ago kek

>>16880017
That’d be an improvement since I currently wake at 10:00

>>16879982
What was your thesis about?

>>16880057
Bioaccumulation of PCB’s and Dioxins in the food chain.

>>16879982
Sign up for Google's Coding Jam. James Damore, the biologist at Harvard did it and got recruited at the event.

If that's you just become an Instagram thot and make an onlyfans account. Make thousands $$ for exisitng. Lol at getting a job as an attractive female in 2020.

>>16880086
I’m not that pretty lol but feel free to follow my IG christina_tarpley to get me started lol

>>16879982
>have a degree in biomedical science.

There's your problem. Should have gone the suicidal path and done biomedical engineering. Now you're competing with all the biology majors who didn't get into med school.

Dude, you're fucked. Start learning to code or become super knowledgeable compared to others of another field that can monetized like what I'm doing with blockchain tech.

Or start networking to get into some startup. Referrals to big named organizations don't mean shit. Everyone applies there and people who have jobs don't actually have much power.

>>16880102
Done. Proud to be your 2k something follower ;)

>>16879982
Should have picked somethint useful like Bioengineering/Chemical Engineering.

>>16880137
You’re absolutely right. I do business development for a software company rn and hate this shit so coding is going to be a no. Maybe I’ll just marry rich -_-

>>16880159
There’s nobody new lol

See so you understand the game. The photo of you in a sexual pose in a black bikini has 10x the views of others. Now you just have to pretend you're vegan and make an onlyfans account, more sexual poses and you're set. Why even work?

>>16880187
>Maybe I’ll just marry rich -_-
good luck on that front. No one I know with an income of 200k+ would ever marry in these times. Eventually losing half of your networth is not worth the risk

>>16880219
I'm Shaun Stephens ;)

>>16880225
Those hoes don’t make that much money. My friend has 30k followers and she doesn’t make shit. Maybe she’s doing it wrong idk.

>>16880254
Yeah I can’t pretend to like anyone anyways. If I don’t like you it’s disgustingly obvious.

Hey maybe XRP will take off and I’ll be rich enough to tell everyone to fuck off.

holy fuck dude this thread makes me so angry
fucking same fagging faggots faggoting

>>16880253
Lol THAT would be quite the coincidence since he followed me before I posted this thread. Are you psychic?

>>16880288
Eloquent

There is going to be a lot more competition at a big company like J&J, have you tried small companies that most people haven't heard of?

Imagine that being your girlfriend. Imagine texting her. Hell imagine her being just your friend. Imagine being friends with her friends. Imagine being in the same social circle as her. Imagine having a social circle at all. Imagine having a single friend. Imagine posting here for social interaction. Imagine typing this. Imagine it’s true.

>>16880350
Then I haven’t heard of them in order to apply lol. But seriously, I go on all of the job board sites and look at relevant jobs in my area, half of which I swear are bullshit but I try anyways. Any ideas on how to find smaller companies? Anyone ever tried a temp agency?

>>16879982
>33
Tick tock roastie clock

>>16880438
33.5 but who’s counting

>>16880303
You caught me. Are you going on a date with blackmafiq? No offense but you kinda look the type of girl who fucks black guys

>>16880513
Lmao no and no. I like mid-forties white guys.

Fuck off roastie. You didn’t need to tell us you had a pussy to ask your stupid fucking question.

>>16879982
Tell them you are black and act real offended if they question it

>>16879982
>I applied to one company a dozen times
Apply to 180 more companies. 20 every week.

I though pol was memeing, but there really is going to be a civil war in murica, thanks to roasties and jewish intellectuals.

>>16880599
I just like reminding you there are women who frequent these boards.

You know, so you can actually interact with a girl for a change ;)

>>16880609
Thought about claiming a disability like depression or something to see if I can at least get an interview then.

>>16880612
It was for a dozen different positions over a few months if that helps lol

>>16880670
>>16880563
>>16880457
>>16879982
I am 36 and don't know anything about the biomedical field, but you are cute so I would marry you and put a baby in you.

>>16879997
Of course it is retard

>>16880023
>>16879982
Post feet pls

>>16880897
Lmao sure

>>16880964
Are you here to tease bizlets?

>>16880977
Here to have online frens and bad investment advice.

>>16880992
Get ur tits out

>>16880964
>an real whamen
Fuck. There goes all of 4chan. Time for autist flight.

>>16880017
>implying being drunk at work and shit posting on 4chins is a bad thing
What are you, a faggot?

>>16879982

Hey I work in research for a massive Danish company, what tips would you like or in what areas do you think you are unsuccessful right now?

>>16879982
>biomedical degree
>couldn’t get into med school
>no research experience
>begging pajeets on an online Vishnu blockchain solution forum
>WHY CANT I GET A JOB.exe
>roasties gonna roast
My sides are in orbit

>>16881017
>t. another tranny

>>16880057
>>16880082
K boys. Work your magic. Let's find out who this is and determine whether or not this is a LARP. WE MUST FIND THIS WHAMEN.

>>16880159
GOOD GOD ANOTHER MAN DOWN
WHAT ARE YOU? SOME WEAK MAN FOR THE VAGINA MAGIK?

>>16881048
Go shit in a street pajeet

>>16880964
>>16880992
Hot. I don't know how you can be a bioscience wagie but we can be frens

>>16881063
she cute tho

>>16879982
>Biomedical Sciences.

Go to medical school.

>>16881033
That’s a loaded question. I’m basically unsuccessful in all areas of life but really I’d just like a job where I can pay my bills and have some left over to maybe travel a couple times a year. I have a degree which I guess doesn’t mean anything to anyone but I’m not dumb. I know people who have these jobs making $80k+ and I’m just like how do you get there? Do I need to suck it up and take an admin job at Bank of America and just work my way up? I’m already kind of old, but I mean I could do it I guess. It’s just frustrating because every job I apply to I have to have a specific resume that fits the job description and that is tedious and time-consuming and then I don’t even get an interview. Is there an easier way to obtain a job or just keep persisting?

>>16880992
>>16880964
You have a bio medical degree so you understand the biology behind women losing 90% of their fertile eggs by the time they are 30 right?

>>16881152
Biomedical is the easy version of a Biology degree

>>16881135
Can’t, my GPA was shit. My original plan was to do pharmaceutical or medical device sales.

>>16879982
DESU tho apply for a job a little lower pay and qualifications to get your foot in the door and relevant experience, aim for getting experience down even it's a small place, then try for the larger companies

If that's really you in the pic, start attending conferences or meetings related to your field and introduce yourself to people

>>16881157
Lmfao no it’s not dipshit it’s a BS degree in Biology with a specialization in biomedical science

>>16881140

Yes, networking, you say you want to get into a research field, you must be able to prove you are capable of writing papers and knowing the correct people. In my field, which is psychoacoustics and neural analysis, there is AES which is a huge society for networking. Go to an event there and you can work in any company you want, Facebook, Apple you name it. There will be the same for your chosen field I guarantee.

It's not loaded in the sense that if you're not self aware of weak parts of your personality, then you're not worth helping I'm afraid.

Admin jobs if you are over 35 are a negative on a CV, avoid them.

>>16881152
World is overpopulated anyways

>>16881182
Honestly, just go work at moffitt. Suck it up and intern if you have to

>>16881187
Thanks fren!!

>>16880398
Yeah find a consulting agency, best bet

>>16881218

2am local time in DK so may sleep shortly.

I also found a conference in April, but I'm sure there are closer ones in your society when the time comes round. Go to networking there and prove your worth and skip the piles of CVs
https://www.asbmb.org/meetings-events/2020-annual-meeting

>>16880992
How do you say catfish in hindi?

>>16881161
Sub 3.5?
I got my kinesiology BS in 2017, been looking for a good opportunity since. I took up a shit job at a base in Japan where I've met some awesome as fuck professors in Biomechanics and Biomedical engineering. I'm really into prosthetics, but the masters to resident to actual working scheme is fucking retarded, you make sub 75k/yr for a fucking 100k degree where you work nearly as hard as a doctor. they should have kept it a B.S.

As B.S. bio science majors, we need to find our own path. I started to learn to code, I'm looking into wooing these professors to let me into their grad programs and refer me for scholarships, and I have a product idea that I'm slowly fleshing out as I get customers. All while I work for peanuts. Step up your game sister, or marry a rich guy. Fuck, I'm with a rich girl, I could just ask her dad for a job in exchange for me to marry the old bitch already... Damn this whole hypergamy thing might be tight.
What do you want to do with your knowledge? You know you can fucking contact any start up near you and youd get a job right? I just contacted some JP start ups and I got an interview quick as fuck. I did have at least one interview amonth last year though. Some trying to use me as a free consult for the JP market so fuck those fucking fucks

>>16881259
IDK... eat me?

>>16879982
>>16880023
Almost 70 replies in and nobody has asked for proof like a timestamped photo...

I guess it really is true, all the OGs on biz have left, and only pajeets and redditors are left.

>>16879982
Time stamp and I'll show you the way into maximizing leverage after you add me on insta into something you stupid blonde bitch.

>>16881267
Dream job is Fort Detrick working on bioweapons. That’s not weird right? lol my degree only cost me $60k which is enough of an L for me but I wish I could at least go back for my masters. I’d do molecular bio probably.

>>16881191
Ever think about getting into pharmacy or radiology? From the people I have spoken with in the field, both pay well and are cushy as hell. Easy jobs and you would make enough to travel and stuff.

>>16881259
Not always. I do know a couple girls around this age into crypto communities and one is similarly qt

>>16881292
You're such a sweetheart

>>16881349
Shoe. On. Head.

>>16881349
Dude, just show them the clip of you on that leopard blanket at your next interview and BAM, your hired. Unless you are interviewing with a woman...

>>16881349
is craig the real satoshi?

>>16881268
well since you revealed yourself to be a female for no apparent reason other than trying to build up your confidence, after a depressing experience in your job hunting, I shall be the yang to the ying of all those white knights crawling on their hands and knees looking for those pussy crumbs. You have no sympathy from me young lady, you are a good looking female with a degree, your best bet is finding a headhunting agency, or buying knee pads.

>>16881275
I've analyzed the syntax, this looks like a female, perhaps a tranny larp.

>>16881381
I WISH that’s how it worked

>>16881349

I can ask around to see if people have US contacts tomorrow, check IG, good night.

How many bizlets would worship her anus, if she's real?

Holy fuck, how dare women claim the world is against them? Can you fucking imagine how good looking of a dude you'd have to be to do a reverse of that? Go to some female forum, like reddit, and get a job because you reveal yourself to be a good looking dude? To all the weak willed simps in this thread, YOU DISGUST ME.

>>16881474
We aren't giving her shit, we are just looking at her feet for a mild entertainment

>>16880102
Fuck off incel doxxing this girl wont make her sleep with you

!!!! WARNING FBI HONEYPOT !!!!!!!

THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL OUR LINKIES

DONT LET THEM

I mean if you wouldn't hit that then you might be a dead corpse

>>16879982
JUST B URSELF FAGGOT

>>16879982
Why does a normie looking women browse/post on 4chan? What underlying mental issue do you have? Did the 2016 election bring you here. And are you over 35?

>>16881349
4chan is dead

>>16881590
Lmfao sick. And awe my Sparkles

>>16881910
I have been shitposting here since 2097 and have been happily married to a hapa qt who is more successful and hotter than this autistic bitch for 3 years. Nobody cares that girls browse this shittoken board.

>>16882145
2007 top jej

>>16881275
its true oldfren, the good ol days here are long gone and surely over.
the newfags are never taught our superior ways and as always OP is a faggot

>>16880219
>detect the /biz follower

>>16882145
Def on the spectrum, but functioning.

>>16880670

There are and you’re making us look bad. Having a pussy doesn’t get you anywhere here, hon. Just let people assume you’re a guy like the rest of us.

>>16882171
based

>>16882171
You sound like Roland Deschain which makes me nostalgic and yes, huge fag.

>>16880670
Come get this hunk right here .

>>16881897

You know normies have known about 4chan since like 2008 at least, right?

>make YouTube channel
>suggest tits while you
>>draw meme lines in shitcoins charts
>>dance around in bikini
>>splash water in yourself
>>build gundam
>>talk about human anatomy

Protip: giggle a lot and act dumb

>>16881364
You’re stupid ily let’s get married

>>16879982
wtf is that image title format? Isn't that a spyware?

>>16881349
do you need a bf? i'm one of the few /biz/lords who has a 7 figure+ net worth

>>16882323
>>16881349
Go back to /soc/ you whore. Not giving you my linkies.

>>16882326
nah dude it's jpg stands for jewish porno graphy

>>16882227
>OHP: never

>>16882323
Aren't you like 34 though? You honestly look better than in your earlier instagram photos. Weird reverse wall going on here.

>>16882326
Someone has said that before. Idk, it’s an iPhone X. I don’t choose the naming of the files. Some pics I import from my Snapchat (so I can catfish more effectively using filters).

>>16882323
you literally have a hook tatooed, how is this not bait, or catfish

>>16882382
Yeah my stock is dropping by the day.

>>16882399
Could you do a time stamp and an OK hand sign to make sure you're not catfishing?

>>16882387
Atheist A but close

>>16882399
there's this dude here, he's called frenchbro, if you're looking for a husband, you should marry him and cause an incel uprising

>>16882431
What am I gonna hold the camera with!! lol

>>16882436
Omfg I’d rather kill myself

>>16882434
>kabala string
>A is for muh atheism
Don't go to /pol, you might cause another HS shooting.

>>16882452
hold the timestamp between your thumb and index finger while making OK hand sign

>>16882491
give up fren, this is an aritificial white woman created by the newest scam pajeet tech...

>>16879982
start your own company and do some bio science
and you can call it experience

>>16881327
I hear pharmacy is/already is oversaturated. Is there any progression career-wise once you are a pharmacist?

>>16882491
Damn it looks like I have a wonky eye there lol whatever

>>16882575
are you a proactive cam thot looking for new customers? Or a bored thot looking for beta orbiters, becuase lady, you came to the right place.

>>16882575
excellent. now please respond to >>16882347

>>16882575
Hello my beautiful goddess,

I saw your profile and figured id try writing you. i can't disrespect a girl. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easilly be a model having trouble meeting someone. Im not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a priviledge getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.

Hope to hear from you soon

Aiy hoesie

>>16882599
No cam. Bored I guess. I don’t get out much and interacting with you guys is literally the highlight of my day. Most of you aren’t beta but think you are and I find that endearing.

>>16882602
Sure I haven’t had an internet boyfriend since AIM in 1999. That’s how old I am.

>>16882613
fuck of ranjesh, go back to shilling BSV. Don't they pay you per post?

>>16882645
sorry nvm, only looking for gfs born after 1999. preferably after 2009

>>16882613
You unironically sound like every dude in my Facebook DM. There’s over a billion people in your country...why can’t y’all pick one of them?

>>16882653
Yum

>>16882575
Oh wow she's real.

OMG...

>>16882613
you sir are a supreme gentleman!

>>16882656
Do you want to be loved,treated like a T Rex,put on a pedestal,cared for ,and given a home ,and structure and stability.Where are you ?In return only wanting the truth and honesty and faithfullness in the relationship .Where are you? Why cant where you"ve been and done not matter and only from this day forward be what matters.Where are you where I ask??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>16882636
Yeah, what can you do, I applied for alpha, they told me they'd call back.

>>16879982
>degree in biomedical science.
I have a bioengineering degree and same, the job search sucks. I'd say apply to hospitals as a lab assistant.

>>16882667
You gave this poor indian a stroke. Are you proud of yourself, and btw gfs born after 2009, what the fuck?

>>16882682
Too busy sucking each other off at the gym

>>16882711
1 down
1.3 billion to go

>>16882613
Reminder that this is the guy who is pumping and dumping your shitcoin. Their ultimate goal is to get with a white woman, but sad for them, only way for this guy to get a girl in this thread is if he was literally Craig Wright

How many companies did you apply to.

And why did you get a degree in biomedical, that field is crap, unless you do bioinformatics or computational biology

>>16880137
>biomedical engineering
I have this degree and no one wants to hire. Though I'm not really looking for a bio job

>>16880281
>XRP
I was starting to doubt you were a woman but this confirms you are, or a good larp

>>16882723
What's your kinks and three biggest assets you hold

>>16882752
I wanted to do biology so they make you pick a specialty and that’s what I picked. At first I wanted to just do pharmaceutical sales. I was cute and had a degree in biology so that would’ve worked. But then I got old and started hating people and now I just want to lock myself in a lab all day and have as little human contact as possible.

>>16882715
Unironically learn to code, did you look into MATLAB?

>>16879982
Have other people in hiring positions read your resume.

>>16882575
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>16882788
Lab work is highly social. Suck it up and do pharma sales.

The only real field you can lock yourself out from the world is software dev.

>>16882790
Coding just sounds terrible. I’ve been overseeing a project to move software from Silverlight(I shit you not) to html5. I hate every minute of my existence in this field.

>>16882788
do you have a rape fantasy

>>16882788
this thread quickly became a nice change of pace from the infinite pajeet dump, and I'm having a good laugh.

>>16882827
They’re all asleep now. They’ll be back soon.

>>16882815
Coding is terrible. But is it less terrible than being around people all day? No. Find some rinky dinky startup that lets you work from home and rub your cunt all day.

>>16882815
Listen, looking like this, you'd literally do zero coding, just create a flock of beta orbiters who will do your work for you. Why am I explaining to you how to be a thot? Just learn some basic coding, if you want to apply to a large corpo, get a nosering, dye your hair change your pronouns, and pray that trump wins 2020 so that you will have an opportunity to shit on him during your interview.

>>16879982
I'm gonna tell you the best /biz/ advice.
Offer to post sexy photos with Chainlink written on your body or something. The more /biz/lets donate to your patreon or whatever, the more pictures you post. Doesnt have to be nude, but there is a demand for these sexy memes.

>>16882834
btw i still think there's a 45% chance you're a fat indian man

>>16882858
That’s kind of genius. Screenshotting this. Thanks fren. My mom will be proud.

You need to repent to God for your sins, and ask Him to show you His plan for your life, unironically.

>>16882884
Fat Indian? Must be rich af. Don’t most of them eat rice and live in the gutters?

dem teddies doe

>>16882892
Which God?

>>16882899
Yeah, they eat a lot better ever since crypto became a thing.

>>16882911
Yeah wish I didn’t get banned every time I show them to y’all

>>16882921
Sergey.

>>16879982
stop hiding
stop slacking
stop giving up
ya queer

>>16882931
work around the rules, get some sort stripper crypto stickers you can put on the nipples, that way even the colossal faggots known as jannies won't be able to do shit about it

>>16882939
Bet he tastes like a Big Mac

>>16882575
I’m going to dox you and your receding hairline now, btw.

how bout a booty pic

>>16882959
Go for it man

>>16882969
No I just came off a 3 day ban and plus how would u even know it was me

stop fucking participating in this fucking bait you you people are absolute retards
op kys

>>16882984
Yeah, you see the people moderating this board, are pajeet homosexuals. They love kreg and people shilling him, since he's a great benefactor of their people whilst being a homosexual. They hate women showing their tits though.

>>16883006
Bro I'm just bored shitless at this point, I don't care. Can't sleep.

>>16882921
The one true God, my lady.

>>16882246
Yeah teens that are edgy and want to shitpost on /soc/. Not 35 year old women from the Midwest like OP

>>16883006
What fucking bait? I don’t want you to buy my bags, or my nudes, and I’m not shilling anything. Let me do the one fucking thing girls are good for and be entertaining for one fucking minute FUUCKKKK.

>>16880084
oy vey

>>16883075
Florida

>>16883090
But what brought you to 4chan. Was it trump shit

>>16882949
Join my start up, i assume u are relatively well versed when it comes to bizdev?
Half of the team is female as its to do with luxury goods.
We just got funded and are looking for talent
If you are cool and not a noob expect to get 2% equity and around 100k/y but it depends. Are u in the bay area?

>>16883103
I actually don’t recall. Probably something in the news. I used to use it for memes and then 8 chan was in the news and it reminded me this was a thing. So here I am.

>>16883076
I want to put shitskin dick inside your mouth.

>>16883076
>>16883109
Shit at the end of this thread you might end up with your own startup, must be hellish to be a woman in america in 2020.

>>16883132
Its really just about access, network on twitter.

>>16883132
No I’m straight up not having a good time. But I don’t think being male would ease that. It’d probably be much harder actually. Damn, I feel for y’all.

>>16883151
that's a lie

>>16883151
Guess I should start growing my Twitter? I don’t use it. And I’m in Florida.

>>16883159
It is what it is, you just need to keep doing what you're doing.

>>16883179
be my mommy gf and I'll give you all my linkies

Thats the thing I dont get, how exactly can you monetize a social media account? Having a large following dont do shit.

>>16883179
Well you're doing exactly that, right now ;^)

>>16883196
Use it for pushing scams or product placement, botnets etc.

>>16883193
So drinking wine, reading, and chatting w strangers online? Actually low key my fave things.

>>16883196
People pay you to post pictures of you using their product (makeup, clothing, electronics, etc.) as a form of advertising. Also, the more followers the more you can probably charge for prostitution.

OP, just become the cum bucket of the LINK Whales at the Yacht Party. Maybe if you get one of them drunk, they might marry you or let you become one of their mistresses.

The Singularity is near. Identify a LINK whale and have sex.

>>16883179
Lol, get out of florida, get to a networking city. If you are trying to be a professional, thot play will not work. Think of something unique and make it your story, go on a podcast shill your twitter, go to a couple benefit parties, most females your age do really well in that scene. Get good at social enginering, if u are autistic fix it. It will take time, just make sure you keep moving forward, most people i know did indeed fake it till they made it, and social media just lowers the friction to get the ball rolling.

>>16883196
It does if you know how to use it. Like getting sponsors and doing lame ads. A lot of girls also get commission when they link their outfits and shit and people buy it. I wish I was out together like that.

>>16883171
I grew up in palo alto bro, i saw the dumbest people in my highschool become huge vc's, check yourself

Do you have a job currently?

>>16883222
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am in fact autistic.

Damn new thread...Best jobs for autistic people?

I'm 25, studying bioengineering, 6'5 with a decent face and very /fit/ body. My girlfriend is nearly half your age. Will you date me?

Did you invest in chainlink at least?
Then we could talk about marriage maybe
Shouldn't have to work anyway

>>16883250
Yeah I do business development for a software company and hate every minute of my existence on this earth.

>>16883224
So it's like a dick, or is the size meme true?

>>16882575
>n-n...NNNNNOOOOOO!!!

>>16883263
Wouldn’t date you buy I would definitely use you.

>>16883253
Become a 4chan janitor, I heard the kickback from BSV is the tits, the dental sucks though.

>>16883264
I did. Bought late, $1.81 I believe. Sold at like $3.85

>>16883263
Nigga the only way you're 6'5'' is standing on a chair.

>>16883269
This. Yes. I mean it can’t be tiny but if you’re average or better and know how to use it we’re good.

>>16883283
Did you rebuy allready?
You need to make it girl.
Don't waste this opportunity

>>16883297
No I’m in on XRP lmao don’t judge me!!

>>16883291
6'5.5 barefoot in the morning faggot. Suck my blue eyed aryan cock

>>16883277
yeah, you make good cum bucket material for our yacht party orgy, set up a protonmail account and I will give you the details.

>>16883294
Don't lie to us, we all know it's better to have a big dick than to not have it. We don't need your roastie lies.

just buy chainlink
it's that easy

>>16879982
>no experience
When I was in my FIRST YEAR of my biology major I assisted in testing the neurological effects of various drugs on knockout mice. And that was just my first year.
How the fuck did you go 4 years without seeking ANY opportunities afforded to you at uni? No wonder why no one wants to hire your lazy fucking ass holy shit lmao

>>16883308
Go and see a doctor about your dick.

>>16883076
yet you won't show your fucking tits or ass, imagine the dopamine spike from 15 dudes drooling and cumming over your tits and ass

>>16883306
Wedding's canceled!

>>16882656
Out of curiosity, why don't you fucking pick one already? You should be making babies, not shitposting in this thread or whatever it is bored girls do.

>>16883267
Well you know how to get a job! Your question is not serious, or not that serious. Everyone wants a better job than the one they currently have, welcome to life, you're not autistic. My advice is to make your job better. Maybe you don't need a new job for that to happen. Exercise, work on your social circle, your leadership skills etc. If you work hard enough, people will be asking for you.

>>16883179
Florida? Start growing some weed. Work at trulieve. You’ve got no excuses not to be earning money so your future husband can run off with mei lee in china while you continue the white race until Tyrone jackson comes along.

>>16883313
Big ones can be fun but...sometimes they’re fucking uncomfortable as shit, sometimes they literally don’t get that hard bc the blood flow needed isn’t there, and they take forever to cum which is fucking annoying. Like after 45 mins I need my pussy back, thank you.

Also no joke I had a condom get stuck inside me one time because the dude was hitting my IUD and it pierced a hole in the condom and pulled it off of him!!

Report this thread
Sage all wine aunts

>>16883318
I worked full time through college and also took care of my father who had leukemia...sorry I was being so fucking lazy I didn’t have time to fuck around in the genetics lab after class.

>>16883350
>69 posts in a thread
Holy fuck now this is autism

I will do this on behalf of all LINK brethren:

OP, set up a LINK wallet and a proton mail account and post the address here, I will send you 200 LINK. That's $530 in current prices and may be much more in the future.

After you post your proton mail account and LINK wallet address, I will reply and offer you more LINK to attend our yacht party and the details to recruit some of your friends to join us.

>>16883332
fuck off pajeet, you got dunked on

>>16883332
I feel like I’m too old to make babies. Some people are just meant to be alone I guess.

>>16883196
>level 1 : 5 normie pix/mth
>level 2 : 5 normie pix/mth plus 2 sexkseh
>level 3 : above + monthly chat
>level 4 : above + 1 nudie
>level 5: above + request (with approval)


Straight up patreon that shit.

>>16883360
You sound like an angel sent to us by Segey.

>>16883367
Shut the fuck up retarded white knight faggot, it's a serious question for the roastie. I am assuming most of the guys in her FB DM are not indians.

>>16883381
Don't get angry at me pajeet, it's not my fault you just got dunked on, seeth more.

>>16883370
Yeah 35+ or whatever it is is getting quite late. Why didn't you do it before? If you're the type who posts on this website, you should be bright enough to know better than to leave it so late.

>>16883381
I’d give an honest estimate that 80% are Indian. Another 10% Arabic. Literally one dude has been telling me good morning intermittently for 3 years.

>>16883402
Go talk to yourself some more, nobody cares.

>>16883409
In all this time you were not able to find yourself a suitable white man? Seriously, what is your excuse? Is it really bad priorities/zero foresight?

>>16880964
Mommy

>>16883414
hahaha, so angry, it's not my fault you were born in curryland, and that your country is famous for people shitting in the street, raping women and setting them on fire when they go to the police to report the rape.

>>16883370
>too old
you don't look too old, you look good enough to pull a chad or chad lite as a father, if you're worried about the kids coming out with autism because their mom's eggs are nearing expiration then idk what to tell you, hopefully you can find a guy who would be ok with aborting a baby with down sydrome, but not trying is worse

>>16883428
Lol OK projecting indian

>>16879982
>mmmm, yih yih
>girl...why you gotta be like dat, uhnnnnn!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ytuX6vif8e4

>>16883360
>I worked full time through college
You're in Florida. If you didn't suck at high school you could've applied for bright futures scholarship. That + a loan means no work. In fact, if you were taking care of your father you probably didn't even have to pay room and board. So where did your subsidized loan money go?
>also took care of my father who had leukemia
What were you doing besides feeding him, if that?
Yeah I'm sure you couldn't spend 2-3 hours a week in a lab assisting. I call bullshit.

>>16883407
33 lol and yeah idk where the time went. Last boyfriend I broke up with at 29 and 2 weeks later my dad died. Haven’t had one since. The ones I like don’t like me and the ones that like me I don’t like. I don’t even try anymore. Like I said before, the world is overpopulated anyways.

>>16883433
>>16883423
She came here to look for a suitable bachelor, and you gentelmen behave so rudely.

>>16880384
Go on...

>dumb roastie gets btfo because she didn't join the absolute grind to get a decent STEM career out of college

You needed to pick a more autistic make dominated field

Electrical engineer cyborg here. My suggestion is that you need to go to grad school and get real lab experience. Then you can be a lab tech and make fuck all, but maybe make enough to live and shit in peace.

You want to do real (industry) research? Get a Master's at least, publish, get some lab experience at school. Probably better to get a PhD. Contribute to modern science in some tangible way and you'll get a solid job killing apes in a lab.

What are your thoughts on ChainLink?

>>16883446
Sounds like another case of a girl overrating her worth and pricing herself out of the market desu. How grim.

>>16883446
Sheeeeeeeeyat, “don’t have sex cuz muh overpopulation” said no one ever. You just need a real man to grab that pussy, flip you over like the piece of meat you really are, and jack hammer that cervix for a good 10 maybe even 20 seconds.

>>16883446
jsyk I'm single, live in Louisiana, and I've had a vasectomy. let's meet up and hang out, maybe we could adopt lol

>>16883446
That's life what can you do. As they say, time is the enemy even more so for women.

>>16883446
you sound like a sad cunt, get in the gym and get /fit/, you'll probably meet dozens of viable suitors there as well

>>16883445
Lost my scholarship out of high school because I was in and out of the hospital with an autoimmune disease no one could diagnose at the time. Went back to school at 25 and didn’t graduate til 29. Took care of father = blood transfusions, hospital stays, doctors appointments, traveling to Houston for clinical trial participation, chemotherapy treatments, bone marrow transplant, the list goes on. I worked full time to help pay our bills fuck head. Glad you got to suck your moms tit through college.

>>16879982
I'm an professional electrical engineer at a fortune 500 company that does work in biomedical engineering as well. I'll be a reference for you if you airdrop me an album with no less than 40 unique and mint barefoot pics.

>>16883486
>Glad you got to suck your moms tit through college.
What part of bright futures + subsidized loan does your roastie brain not comprehend?

>>16883481
Chads. Chads everywhere.

>Lost my scholarship out of high school because I was in and out of the hospital with an autoimmune disease no one could diagnose at the time.
You have alot of excuses

>Went back to school at 25 and didn’t graduate til 29. Took care of father = blood transfusions, hospital stays, doctors appointments, traveling to Houston for clinical trial participation, chemotherapy treatments, bone marrow transplant, the list goes on. I worked full time to help pay our bills fuck head
So you paid for all of that with probably around a minimum wage? kek what
None of this shit adds up...

>>16883500
>Chads. Chads everywhere.
is that a problem? you are clearly a woman lacking purpose, a career is only a good option for you if you can find a man willing to be a stay at home father, which is certainly possible, but is that the kind of male role model you would want for your children? the other option is of course to be a mother as a career, there is immense honor and fulfillment in that, you're a beautiful woman that could have beautiful children and you're squandering it completely, get /fit/ and fucking meet somebody

>>16883500
Dunno roasties piss me off sometimes, but being so angry about a woman not being pregnant, is a little bit crazy. It's like their your mom or something lol.

>>16883500
also rebuild your LINK position asap or you will regret it

>>16883518
Just to clarify, Florida min wage is pretty low. Even if she was making double the minimum wage at around the time she's talking about, it wouldn't have been enough to pay for what she's talking about.
This whole story is nonsense

>>16883519
how many kids did you father faggot?

How big is your XRP stack?

>>16882613
>t.supreme gentleman

>>16883531
Only 4500. I can’t make a sound decision on crypto rn so I’m just letting it sit. If I lose it it’s not that big of a deal.

>>16881157
>implying theres a hard version of biology

>>16883558
My biology will get hard, if she shows us tits without getting banned.

>>16883552
Sorry I probably came on a little strong with the proposition to hang out... maybe a phone conversation or two just to test the waters?

>>16883571
International call to India might cost you a little though.

>>16883558
Having to take organic chemistry (I & II) definitely implies it is not an easy degree.

>>16883569
I literally get banned every time lol last time I even said “fuck it I still have my desktop” but I’m dumb and that was banned too.

>>16883594
You might really be a woman, they don't ban your hardwear addresses they ban your ip address.

>>16883594
>can’t stand ig
>hate fb

You got a stocktwits account?

>>16883626
Lmao right? When I went to post something on my desktop I was like wtf. So dumb.

>>16883652
>tfw crypto mommy won't respond to my suggestions and inquiry on ChainLink >>16883462

Visiting the states mid february with a friend
How much for a blowjob? Are you up for a threesome?

>>16883689
Such is life.

>>16883253
You're too old to start being an e-thot though

>>16883724
She might target boomers, still an opening in that market since they are trying to get their bloody fucking computers to work.

Since you are new I'll help you out. The most promising projects in crypto right now are dentacoin and gravelcoin. they are going to revolutionize the dental and gravel industries.

>>16883779
And Brap.

>>16883652
A pretty attractive, smart , single 33 year old thot from Florida... What’s your notch count?

>>16883699
Answer this
Offering 500 bucks, double if I can take pics to upload here

>>16883814
most roasties cant answer that question with 100% accuracy

>>16883652
Keep your chin up lady, just keep pushing forward, and you'll find that job etc.

>>16883833
>48 posts in this thread and counting
Ask her out already pussy, maybe you'll finally lose your virginity.

>>16883862
haha no hard feelings pajeet fren

>>16883873
>49 posts and counting
>sub 80 IQ
>calls others pajeets

>>16883830
A frightening truth, anon. All I see are thots with thousand cock stares, everywhere I go.

>>16883900
you still got dunked on though

>>16882434
The absolute state of this roastie

>>16883518
Yeah actually I still have it. Hot huh?

OP do you have any kinks? If so what are they

>>16879982
Elaborate LARP thread with multiple proxies and shooped timestamp photos

>>16884089
are you about to cry? stop posting and get some sleep holy shit

>>16884160
looks like it yes

>>16884089
Well it doesn't look good, what's it called?

>>16884200
Chronic idiopathic urticaria. Which literally means I get hives all the time and they don’t know why lmaoo