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>>16867342
no because i'm not a complete brainwashed retarded sheep.

>>16867356
this lmao

Yeah when I was a wagie. Looks like youre waging right now OP. Be careful on the ship yards, multi national congolmerates dont care if you are maimed or killed.

>>16867342
we moved onto /Bangs/ you fucking boomer laggard faggot

Unironically yes

Love it now

>>16867342
I unironically drank white monster before the memes

Now I only drink patrician beverages like tea earl grey hot

blacked porn memed its way into my life after seeing so much of people hating it on pol. its pretty good

>>16867356
Based, this

>>16867342
I hope some galaxy brained autist that makes it from crypto decides to go put put a hit on literally everyone on this planet that has a marketing degree just for laughs and so we don’t have to witness this kind of advertisement on a constant basis.

>>16867395
Shut the fuck up, nerd.

>>16867342
Looks comfy op. Im a sucker for the industrial aesthetic.

>>16867342
Aspartame Brain

>>16867419
this is literally me and yes I started due to the meme

>>16867342
no because they taste awful

Thinkpads

>>16867342
I bought maybe two or three monsters after playing Death Stranding. Haven't bought any since.

Monsters and redbulls taste awful. Rockstar is the best. Even the cheap nonbrand 99 Cent store energy drinks are better than monster/ red bull

>>16867342
monster java was god tier, just cant drink that shit too early in the morning or on completely empty stomach. cost close to 4 canadian money tho for the fucking thing

>>16867342
all the coomer memes made me a coomer and now i watch coomhub for fun. sucks desu.

>>16867342
>>16867543
I tried it for the memes but monster sucks dick. White rockstar is ok, then I realized I was spending 10 bucks a day on that trash. Back to EC stack like an adult -otr cdl.

>>16867587
She needs to lose like 20 lbs.

>>16867608
And she'll be able too with the help of ice cold zero sugar Monster, giving you the boost you need when you're low on speed

>>16867342
They taste horrible, took two sips and tossed it

>>16867342
i drink them with bourbon because it tastes good

>>16867608

it's a man

>>16867419
bro, put some sunglasses on to complete the meme look

>>16867342

I don't but I love your photo, amazing ! I also live in a city near the sea.

PS. Don't waste your money on it. It only wrecks your helth, Better upgade to good roasted coffe beans.

>>16867342
Monster Rehab is where it's at. Actually tastes good if you pour it over ice. Very little sugar. Formulated to fix hangovers and it's a decent little noot stack.

>>16867662
Yes, preferably Oakley's

>>16867689
Looks good. I like arnold palmers. Nice tip, I'll try it out sometime.

>>16867342
If you said you found the flavor just peachy that woul be ok, buy...
Jesus, how fucking dumb would you have to be to buy shit because you saw it in an ad or a meme

Also, cool pic, how's work?

>>16867421
Nice ad schlomo

>>16867857
How would I know how the flavor is without buying one and trying it, stupid? Man, you're dumb as fuck.

>>16867421
Sadly this..

I love the taste of Red Bull. I used to drink it when I was a teenager. Nowadays i know better than to drink energy drinks because it fucks with my sleep and makes me super anxious

>>16867521
me too. Not sure I dont regret

>he didn’t start drinking sips as a preworkout before the boomer meme even existed
NGMI

>>16867342
Ironically quit monster because of it. White monster sucks and it pushed out my faves (rehab, low carb ) out of market

>>16867342
I invented the meme one weekend when I was drunk and trolling for fun. People around my age, late 20s/early 30s often feel uncomfortable with the fact they’re getting older, so it’s a great way to upset them.

That said, Monster definitely owes me some fucking marketing money.

White monster was originally marketed for teenage girls. Funny how 30yo boomers loved it.

this is the only sip I enjoy from time to time tbhfamalam

>>16867956
Another fun fact, when I was young I actually hated the blue monster but now I kinda like it. That’s my story, hope you enjoyed it.

>>16867964
sorry forgot pic

>>16867570
Top kek aaleqfs extorted for food again. Costs 1,09 € in europooria

>>16867958
The original edit is a blue monster you fuckers if this thread is up when I’m home I’ll post the rarest boomer of all

>>16867987
The white one is most common because of /fit/

>>16867396
This
>>16867342
Easy on the sips pops. Bangs are where it's at I you're not slamming and I mean slamming a bang before your shift, one at break, one at lunch and one for the drive home you are too tier low energy shit.

>>16867956
If this is true, thank you. Boomer posting in 2018 was hilarious. Although I did the opposite and fully embraced being a 30 year old boomer.

Everytime I drink redbull I wske upbin the night horny af, like I could rape the pillow, anyone else got same effect?

>>16867954
I believe I am single handedly keeping Rehab profitable. That shit's so good

>>16867342
buying chainlink

>>16867729
It's like an arnold palmer with vitamins and caffeine and almost no sugar. The other flavors are ok but a little sweet for my taste. I will shill the hell out of this stuff for Monster because I really don't want them to stop making it

>>16867956
You literally made their stock rise bro. Significantly. You could sell yourself as a viral marketer

>>16868058
He posted the same meme with different text to every single board newfag

>>16867342
For me, it’s the mcchicken

>>16868525
No proof that a marketing company would accept, sadly. Fun fact: I used to have a social media account with 300k followers which I lost access to. Now I get to treat niggers in an ER all day instead of fuck prostitute. Oh well, at least medicine is prestigious.
>>16868543
Correct. Mainly here, /v/ and /fit/ before you autismos took it and ran.
>>16868260
I am a fan of most of the variations but I think the coomer is best. Some of the responses unironically made me feel better about getting older lel.

>>16867342
same thing happend to me op except im poor and cant afford monsters so i drink off brands that are a lot cheaper.

>>16867342
Mozzarella, fish and bigmacs make up ~80% of my diet, I own a skateboard but can't skate and I now only fuck trannies

>>16867342
Yup and now I love them. Ordered 300 via a cash & carry place there recently cause they were much cheaper. 10 quid shipping too lol

>>16868712
Oh, I use them instead of pre workout for the gym though not for normal life

>>16867419
>Just be Chris Jericho bro

Mountain Dew Kickstarters are my vice. Trying to drop them, though I sorta enjoy living the meme in a self deprecating way.

>>16867980
For me, it's a nice, cold Oliet Bang's Root Beer

>>16868284
>rehab
>sugar loaded shit

Yes and they are still my favorite. The particular white Rockstar that mimics that can's texture is good too, though, and $0.25 cheaper in the vending machines here.

>>16867421
I used to watch lots of black porn until it became a shitshow all about cucking. Cucks have literally ruined blacked porn for me.

>>16869062
black people literally don't know how to fuck properly it's unwatchable

>>16868968
6g/can isn't that bad

>>16867356
fpbp.
I hope the cancer rate from that shit at least exceeds 90%

>>16867342
what you're just chilling in a commercial shipping yard? why? where the hell is this?

not gonna lie it looks /comfy/ tho

>>16868543
The white monster was used specifically with sips though, it had nothing to do with boomers

Oh.
My.
God.
I literally bought a white monster today at the gas station on my way home from work. No lie.
And I'm fucking 41 years old.
I'm a goddamn meme.

>>16870550
This is correct.

>>16867342
i did for a bit then gave it up, fuck caffeine.

>>16867342
i actuallyed stopped drinking it because of the boomer meme and in generally being a waste of money

>>16867342
Artificial sweeteners dont taste good at all

>>16868741
Kek that does look like him. First thing i thought

>>16869133
How do blacks fuck?

>>16867342
I sometimes grab it for the meme but I go for a sugar-free red bull
As for other products meme'd into my life.... Chainlink would count, as well as the Keto diet itself. Another would be clothing. You can't dress "presentably" if you don't follow relatively well the current clothing memes

>>16867342
im a DJ so i buy these every weekened before i play


you would be surprised some people come up to me and tell me they "see me sippin"

after taht dont buy em anymore, i liked when the meme stayed on 4chan.

now normies like it.

>>16867396
Bangs taste bad. Unless you mean Barqs. Monster Ultra, Red Bull sugar free or Rockstar is the shit.

>>16869062
this man speaks the true true, I think the color contrast is hot but I always have to turn the audio off to prevent myself from cringing to death

>>16867342
I have, but it fucked me up by making me even more immune to caffeine so now I'm trying to quit. After I finish off the 10 pack I got last year (I only drink them once in a while, not every day) I'm gonna try to not buy them anymore

ITS MODELO TIME FOO!
But in all seriousness, I've since quit drinking 6 months ago. But i was dedicated to modelos for a few months ha

https://invidio.us/watch?v=Gd9P378edq4

>>16871486
I bougt modelo. This meme is rare enough that it cant be viral marketing

>>16867956
>>16867971

based boomer bro. Sad that facebook and twitter normies took the "boomer" meme and completely warped it into the least funny iteration they could possibly come up with. By the time "boomer" meme reached the mainstream it was a shell of the post-ironic original meme

I think I have found OP's position
701 New Dock St, San Pedro, CA 90731

>>16867435
NNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU

>>16871486
spics taste buds are almost as lazy as they are. modelo a shit

>>16871513
the white ID

>>16867342
Ever drank Mother OP? Im a filthy addict

>Did anyone else start buying a product because of a forced viral marketing campaign?

Yeah and like you they are fucking retarded, especially the people that circulated the meme for free and weren't getting paid

>>16867956
You're full of shit faggot

The monster meme originated on sp board and it was one guy spamming it daily. Then it became boomer meme months later

It's not a big deal. Memes are everywhere in our culture. We relate to them because they imitate reality. It would be weird if no one drank white monster because of it. Maybe it was a marketing campaign, maybe it was just a trend, but you're all fucking retarded for making such a big deal about it. Yikes... Biz really has an average IQ of 40.

>>16871564
What are you gonna do. Swerve around on an harbour to find him? Lmao

>>16867342
Im hooked on green tea + grape juice already. Cheaper anyway