/biz/ - Business & Finance

Come on AMRN make some awesome announcement today, need my weekly calls to print

coupling with China is natural
coupling with China feels good

>contribute exactly 6k to my IRA
>get told my maximum contribution is 6k and I contributed too much to my IRA
>my income does not reach the phase out limits

What did Fidelity mean by this?

You may be dumb but have you ever bought OTM calls at the all time high stock price?

Can we just release the actual deal already and get this over with? God this trade deal conference is the most bullshit speech ever, Trump is such a rambling dumbfuck

what do you guys think of CRSP

>>16863908
yes, before i learned what options were

Why is Tesla stock price vertical from 200 to 550

I think I have AMRN Stockholm Syndrome

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN AND KO IS FUCKING BASED

>>16863906
You have to make that money via a job and not capital gains.

PCG is back

>>16863938
FOMO

>>16863938
Didnt go to zero

should l choose KO over PEP?
KO seems to be only focused on beverages though? do zoomers still drink sodas?

>>16863908
Not quite, but I've sold OTM puts at the 52-week high.

Fuck you, SLV. Fuck you, Iran. I thought you had balls.

IS ACB COMING BACK DO I BUY NOW

AAAAAA it’s so cringe he’s just introducing every ceo in the S&P!!!!

WHERE MUH CHEAPIES?!

>>16863946
KDP is better

>>16863975
I literally told people to place orders between 1.80-1.40 for weeks, you missed out... like you mongoloids always does.

>>16863962
Zoomers fucking love cola. And they're dropping an energy drink soon.

>>16863913
IT WAS HER TURN

>>16863999
checked and trump is a rambling dumbfuck lel

>>16863947
I get a w2. Maybe it's an error, I'll ask them.

Should I dump my 31st call spread for Nvidia?

>>16863996
I don't think you ever answered me when I asked you why they would go up in the first place.

>>16863988
'no'

>>16864012
If you made more than 6k that year you should be fine. I think.

>>16864019
>judging a stock by>>16864019
the chart instead of taste of the drink

Who /sellthenews/ here? Averaging down on SQQQ all morning.

>>16863971
>Not quite, but I've sold OTM puts at the 52-week high
Do you mean in the money?

I wish GALT would do something. Everything else I have seems to actually move in some direction.

$KO was that the pullback? More like a pitstop... 57.50 EOW. Cola boys where the fuck you at?

Holy shit, OGI +43%
This is really going back to $8, isn't it

>>16863681
>I told ya
>Sorry man
>I was addressing bagholders, y u trying to start shit

>>16864015
I did, if this was you. I said the same thing in earlier threads aswell
>>16857022

Too late for AMC or SPCE? I keep missing out on stuff because I'm busy wagecucking

Are weedstocks making a comeback? I bought CGC at $18 and TLRY at $16 a week ago and im up 30%. Best trades ive made so far

>>16863826
You could just hold your position and then buy some puts to with it then, bby.

>>16864049
Our boy GALT will go up steadily after they get phase 3 going. Or shoot up from a partner or buyout. Their stagnancy has definitely gotten old though.

I wasn’t expecting PEP’s return to 140 this week... fuck me I sold my calls ahhhh!!

So Tesla is going to buy Glencore(GLEN) which not only is a top producer of cobalt, but they produce a bunch of other minerals and metals as well. They produced 42000 tonnes of cobalt in 2018 alone, that's 21 times what Panasonic or LG needed for their batteries.

This means that Tesla will have zero trouble sourcing cobalt in the future and it secures the supply chain for producing tens of millions of vehicles or power wall batteries. The plan was to do away with cobalt completely, but their new 'one million mile' battery chemistry needs it and this was the next best option. This gives Tesla a bit of a moat around their battery technology since other EV producers would have to use whatever Cobalt they can get which is usually mined using child labor or do away with it and use inferior battery chemistry. Tesla's vertical integration will allow them to produce a battery cheaper than their competitors and widen their already high profit margin.

>>16864019
>>16864039
>going by the past
brainlet

>>16863898
I've already coomed 5 twice today

>>16864078
volume is shit on GALT options, any good plays there? I don't wanna baghold.

-1% yesterday
9% in the green today lads
How are you doing?

>>16863915
anyone?

>>16864147
its a meme

>>16864118
load up the bags
load them up

>>16864147
just buy ARKG for a comprehensive genetics play

>>16864118
I like the 2021jan calls at 3 and 5. Those reasonably seem safe.

>>16864070
Dont know about AMC but I still think SPCE is a good buy if you actually believe they are going to do what they say they are. If their test flights are successful it will be a moon mission.

>>16864138
Made my first $100 based solely on /smg/ memes

AAAAAAA

BLESS OGI AND BLESS VFF

>>16863950
got in at. 5.39 feelsgood.jpg

>>16864138
up 1%
what are you up from?

>>16863996
>>16863975
I literally was telling people to buy it yesterday, you missed out. congressional hearing today was great and theres another upcoming one. terry booth loaded up big time on the third.
https://www.marijuanamoment.net/formerly-anti-marijuana-congressman-announces-hearing-focused-on-harms-of-prohibition/

mm, food rally

>>16864070
Spce is gna pull a bynd and go to 250 in 3 months.

Moon crickets rise up!!

>>16864181
OGI, a bit of Snap and NIO
Sold BYND a bit late but hindsights 20/20

>>16864172
>>16864065
>OGI

My niggas

ding dong bing bong i am lue hee

AAAAHHHHH I FREED UP ALL THAT CASH BUT EVERYTHING IS TOO DAMN GREEEEEEEN I WANT TO BUY SOME CHEEEAPIIIEEESSSSS

>>16864150
how so? looks like the future to me
>>16864162
nice thanks man ill check it out

>>16864103
>Tesla is going to buy Glencore(GLEN) which not only is a top producer of cobalt
how does this coincide with musk's ambitions of their next-gen batteries being cobalt-free? https://cleantechnica.com/2018/06/17/teslas-cobalt-usage-to-drop-from-3-today-to-0-elon-commits/
also, the cobalt industry is messed up using child niggers in their mines, diseases, dramatically shortened life-spans (worse than coal miners)
i'd expect some international legislation or other to disrupt this eventually. probably its a non-issue for the next few years though
anyway, maybe its time to buy GLEN stocks then?

>>16864170
Nice, what did you buy?

CgC mooning

>>16864201
i remember selling NIO at $10+ should have kept my eye on it. nice picks

>>16864197
Should I buy now or wait for a dip?

Wait till boomers and zoomer learn about the space meme

>>16864173
I got a good chunk at 3.89, we're gonna make it

>>16864259
SpaceTrain is leaving check my lucky dubs

>>16864296
No lift off today, zoomers.

>>16864296
Alright fuck it, ALL IN

>>16864241

>>16864163
Will it really be 2021 for galt to go up?

>>16864300
Checkd
Spacelords rise up

>>16864300
checked
This anon is gonna make it

Spcelords
Pic very related

Meme lines say no resistance on OGI until 3.50. We're all gonna make it.

>>16864221
I was wrong and I shouldn't have trusted that source and just Googled it myself. It's a supply deal, they're not buying the company. Much of that still applies but they're not the only company to make these deals.
>how does this coincide with musk's ambitions of their next-gen batteries being cobalt-free?
It depends if they can get the cobalt out of their new battery chemistry. Tesla still uses less cobalt than some other manufacturers like VW.
>i'd expect some international legislation or other to disrupt this eventually
Yeah, if it becomes profitable enough they could mine it in a lot of other places, which is why I don't think it's good for them to try to do away with it all together when it could improve performance. It's just a metal after all.

>*LIU SAYS 'CHINA WILL OPEN ITSELF EVEN WIDER'

>>16863864
Why is PNC stock down...?

SPCE is literally going to the moon

>>16864250
Thanks.
You win some, you lose some.
>>16864352
Good for you fren

>>16864241
No it's not, it's up 7%. OGI is up almost 50%, VFF is up 20%. It's riding on OGI's coattails and that's it. Normally it's the company reporting garbage numbers and dragging the good cannabis stocks down.

CGC is garbage and is just going to get left behind in the dust.

So why didnt you buy CGC, retards?

>>16864360
I really hope this is a better year for weed stocks. 2019 was hell.

Nigga you ever ate Cinnamon toast waffles in the bubble bath and daytrade options for 100% gain while watching major geo political agreements being made on your big screen?
This shit is patrician af.
Fuck a Job.

>>16864397
time for some US-China special relations
I'm on my way to initiate further negotiations

FUCK ITS DUMPING ALREADY AAAAAAA

>>16864411
Sold it $19 CAD, had held it all the way to $70 at one point. Bought it at $12... Put the modest gain into OGI though.

>>16864428
>Cinnamon toast waffles
hit me with ur recipe baby

>>16864369
>I was wrong and I shouldn't have trusted that source and just Googled it myself
i also noticed it when i searched for it
it is probably still a good idea to buy GLEN because of this possible deal though
anyway, most battery manufacturers do use cobalt in batteries, and the use of EVs and hybrids will only increase for now

The nigga really did it guys I'm so happy rn

Thank you to anon in last thread about OGI. I only had a little bit of cash loose so I couldn't buy much, but green is green. We hold until 10?

Fucking historical

>>16864433
It was only a test of faith brother
We are gonna make it

>>16864360
Buy the call on OGI or ACB for the end of the month?

>>16864451
I literally can't believe he won. Every analyst was rallying against him, and he brought down Chinas unstoppable force while proving then wrong.

BAC

>>16864478
What are these fucking screenshots?
You had one job

>>16864451

SPCE

Also $8 for AMC

Yeah but why’s Marvell dumping tho?


>>16864488
What exactly do you think is in this deal?
>>16864481
Oooooo spats.... the legendary athletic wear....

>>16864441
Only the best

we moon now?

>>16864411
because I have tobacco stocks that pay dividends.

follow the dark pools
buy ACB

>>16864503
HAHAHAHAHAHA ONE JOB LE FUNNY REBBIT MAYMAY LE ONE JOB HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY XDXDXDXDDDXD

>>16864451
Baller

>>16864478
>>16864553
Hope the deal lasts. It sounds great.

Big cup and handle on spy

It's gonna start getting very erect soon

You ARE buying the SOXL dip, right Anon?

The transistor-loving masses of the world cry out. Will you answer?

>>16864574
where is her ballsack?

>>16864520
I don't fuck around with that kind of stuff
I make my own waffles only

>>16864574

>>16864585
You know sometimes in porn the dude doesn't seem to have any balls,whatsup with that?

>>16864585
There is none..because that would be gay

>>16864574
last good FF game

>>16864601
I just wanted to say that I personally 100% agree with this poster. Balls make it way more gay.

>>16864585
>her ballsack

I wanted to get the ACB call at $3 but I swiped too fast and now im at $2

>>16864532
Pretty based, like what? BAT?

>>16864526
Doesnt seem so. Flat for rest of day now.

>>16864579
Oh hell yes. I thought it was about to go past 300 and never come back.

>>16864600
>In males with strong presentation of the cremasteric reflex, the testes can—during supine sexual activity or manual manipulation—partially or fully retract into the inguinal canal for a short period of time.

spce will be worth 30 eow

>>16864321
Not really, trial start should drive up the price. But these options will be of good value if no buyout happens or is delayed for whatever reason

>>16864526
That's a booty!

>>16864579
you chose to transist...
are you transisting right now?

>>16864655
nah no way
don't post that here

>>16864579
Ugh. I just bought a couple.
You better not be getting me fucked again SOXLanon...

>>16864048
They were OTM, in that SLV was $17.14 when I sold them and they had a $17 strike. But I should've really said ATM, so that it was clear I did a dumb thing.

lol OGI. Congratulations to whoever was in on that.

>>16864579
I'm not buying the top, no

>>16864662
A bunch of GALT people like the director got options this week, is that good or bad sign?

SAVA going up to $8 again.

HOLY SHIT CAN SAVA BE STOPPED

>>16864756
Oh god, I hope it stays above 8 at least. It has been dipping into the 7s a lot, I hate snib

>>16864774
I miss my 160 shares. But I DCA'd most of that into OGI, so, perspective.

Tractor beam can’t hold it up, markets want to see red!

>>16864774
Looks like SAVA will (once again) single-handedly pull me into the green today.

Remember anons... Staying hydrated is important. Health professionals recommend 16 oz of water a day. If you're thirsty during the trading day how can you expect maximum gains?

>>16864754
Anything with GALT is bad.

>>16864870
how can one single anon be so based

>>16864870
I love water, thats why I invest in Cott Corp

>>16864870
drinking kukko at the absolutely current moment

>>16864870
Based
ChupBoy taking the hydration pill

>>16864870
Actually based
I have not had any water today thank you anon

>>16863864
god I want to smell her ass

>>16864658
Seriously?

>>16864914
Smells like graphite and ink, anon.

>>16864885
>>16864893
>>16864899
>>16864903
>>16864908

It's all for you guys. I obviously can't make money in the market but I can look out for my bros.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z66wVo7uNw

>>16864754
I don't know about that. I don't want to gamble too much on the buyout/no buyout speculation. I still think it's coming, however I am a bit risk averse in these situations. There are better signs for me, and the assumption that management knows as well, that most of the potential will be wasted for years, if they wanted to do the trial alone. Also, I don't think big pharma needs the additional phase2 results for confirmation of drug effects. Multiple partnerships are unlikely. The dosing is similar in multiple indications, it would be weird. Getting agreement on the price is a difficult thing though. This is a blockbuster drug in the making if I ever see one, so a mere 1bil probably won't cut it

>>16864933
Almost all the water sources is owned by Nestle, they have a literal monopoly and trump needs to actually do something about it because you can see why this is bad thing.

>>16864933
Why not?
SEC kick you out of stocks?

>>16864935
I like that song

>>16864935
Post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpNGYEroKqg

>>16864971
No I just fucking suck and I think I may have learning disabilities.

>>16864967
Yeah I'm an Ice Mountain guy, they're a Nestle brand. I have undrinkable well water in my house.

>>16864985
Oh I definitely have learning disabilities.
You’re probably better off just doing the standard shit most people do, Playing it safe and buying nice index funds from time to time.

I was down 25% a few months ago, shit like that can really suck. Up 9% now but still losing to the index.

>>16864967
>>16865001
I buy generic Kroger and Walmart water.

>>16864964
I'm actually really nervous for GALT. With other stock you can make new predictions based on trends, statements, or political ongoings, but GALT is so quiet and the options thing is the first actual thing to happen in a while. I hope what doesn't happen is a sudden crash because bad news is sprung out of nowhere.

Is slack going to recover?

>>16864982
I liked their earlier work "Fair to Archer Daniels" but I can't find a clip of it.

>>16865059
>Archer Daniels
bitch I got that ADM

>>16864985
I'll help teach you a thing or two
buy my program ;^)

Whatchya doin, NBRV?

Looks like it's thinking about going back to 1.80.

>>16865001
>>16865028
>buying water from a store

nah just move or get a water system if you need to
like just get better tap water wtf

>>16865073
Based

Can you teach me how to become rich from analyzing anime butts?

>>16865098
yes
it is the only thing that I do. and I'm very, very good at it.

>>16864916
Yes

Quick question: why do people invest in dividend stocks? I will be dead before any divvie stock will break even so what's the point?

>>16865045
But you can't have bad news like suddenly the drug is not working or kills people in rare cases. There are over 3000 papers literally crying out in unison to block galectins. Modified citrus pectin can be bought as a supplement and can be used in preclinical testing to get the science mostly together. The target, the working mechanism, the applications are sure, it's just a matter of delivering in humans and finding the right dose. And that is already proven to be OK with galt. The payment is sure, it is just a matter of when. But meanwhile people will keep dying left and right, and galt has the patents. It simply can't be left on the roadside

>>16865237
compound interest

>>16865237
>I will be dead before any divvie stock will break even so what's the point?
how soon are you planning on dying mate?
what do you even mean by this?

>>16864042
God I hope so, I want to buy more puts on the SQQQ, and I need some cheapies.

NIO halted? Pending news

>>16865237
>before I break even
What the hell are you talking about?
You can later sell the stock... you don’t have to hold it for 100 years.

>>16864167
> A moon mission
Literally.

>>16865237
this is why i don't get the whole 401k or IRA thing.. like.. fuck.. idk if i'm gunna live that long... i dont want to get penalized for taking my money out early.. the divi is a nice way to get even a small amount of cash flow to help you accumulate more stock

>>16865283
good catch
they are probably getting flustered over TSLA right now and will drop some bullshit fluff pr but who knows

Just a reminder that PINS has a much smaller market cap than SNAP.
It has more users.
It might be your last chance to buy PINS before earnings pull it back into $25 range.

god why are cucks listening to analysts?

>>16864214
put credit spreads? Who cares if the options are cheap or expensive, so long as they keep going up!

>>16865283
>>16865332
On Sunday I asked about electric cars and specifically mentioned NIO, literally everyone told me only TSLA is worth investing and everyone else is worthless. I'll be pissed if something actually happens.

>>16865274
ok good point. you mean by reinvesting into the same stock right?
>>16865278
>>16865291
dividend yt says i need to only look if the company is healthy + if they have ever lowered their payouts. Most of dividend yt also says "dividend stocks are to hold forever so the buy price doesn't matter". Also they don't necessarily look for growth stocks. This was already kind of shocking because it goes against most of what more conservative stock investing theories say. IDK how you guys look at it. maybe it's the youtubers who are retarded

>>16865410
Been experimenting with those!
Mostly good results but regret buying those instead of calls on the LMT dip...
Any tips?

>>16865418
are you trying to live your life based on what the voices on youtube tell you?

fuck that. fuck youtube.

>>16865476
im an 'oomer so if i dont know shit about something i go to youtube

>>16865463
I have also just started experimenting. I have been buying them deep OTM, so that I am more secure to any sudden downswing. Certainly it lowers my upside, but if I build a little credit here and there, I can parlay them to even more contracts!

Good luck to you!

Also, does anyone here hold Antero Midstream $AM. The stock has basically been bouncing between 6.5 and 7.5 dollars for the last few months and has a 17% yield. The issue is it opened at about 35 dollars are share in 2013. The company financials look ok, and their operations seem to be going on without any major fuckups.

I am just curious if anyone else is hodling AM.

>>16865487
alright here's what you wanna do:
-buy nice stocks and ETfs
-keep buying nice stocks and ETFs

I don't know what youtube is telling you, but if it's telling you anything different from those two things, they're wrong.

STONKS

>V past 200
>SAVA killing it again

I love you guys

>>16865536
So I should only see dividends as a really good incentive to buy a stock, and not as "p a s s i v e i n c o m e t o p a y b i l l s".

thanks champ

>>16865310
401k is free matching on your contributions. Plus its a tax write off

>>16865417
>listening to random people

DDD up 4.22%

Good job everyone we are all winners on this one!

Huge gains! 3d printing winner!!!

>>16865606
Where do you work that still has 401k matching? Must be nice; most companies stopped doing that ages ago.

>>16865583
you can see it as whatever you want.
dividends are nice, but they aren't critically important. You want to invest in companies based on the size, growth, and girth of their earnings. As long as they have very nice earnings for their price, then it's probably a decent buy. The company can use those earnings by re-investing them, buying back their shares, or paying you out in dividends (or a mixture of these).
I like dividends. I like stocks. If you start buying nice stocks, you will learn to love them too.

>>16865310
I match my 401K up to my employers contribution match (measly 3%). I max out my Roth IRA for tax free gains and tax write off. The rest goes in my taxable accounts which is like 85% of my total holdings.

I look at my retirement accounts as a safety blanket for when I reach the withdrawal age.

>>16865647
a small (~3%) match is still the expectation for most middle class white collar jobbos AFAIK
some companies are stingy with like 2% match or 2.5% match, some are more generous (5% or above).
I think 5% used to be the standard....

>>16865583
thanks for the advice. atm im paper trading while gathering enough money to not force myself into buying smaller/worse stocks. honestly I'm happy I've paper traded first or my first cash trades would've been like

>OH SHIT IM DOWN 0.5% THIS IS GOING IN A DOWNWARD SPIRAL GOTTA SELL

i wouldve lost a lot of money

>>16865728
>>16865648
i ooped

>>16865728
Make sure to risk vs reward

>>16865583
dividend growth is *usually* a sign of good health for a company.

I plan on paying all my bills through dividends and passive income. however this is a long process. more than a decade, maybe more than 2 decades depending on savings rate, dividend growth, and other investments.

>>16863941
Latest n greatest from JPM conference:
>Vascepa found to reduce incidences of cancer and diabetes, FDA approval of further label expansions imminent
>AMRN down another 15%, current market cap down to $5 billion
>"Well at the end of the day we feel the right business model is simply giving this shit away. Fuck whitey." -John Thero, CEO

>>16865418
Yep, if you reinvest dividends eventually you'll get bigger dividends to reinvest and so on. This is a long term plan though

>>16865647
My company actually does more than matching, I do 4% they do 7%

>>16865237
If you put a few hundred thousand dollars into dividend stocks then you'll have a good wage for the rest of your life without ever having to do anything, that's the big appeal if you ask me.

>>16865606
not everyone is a wageslave....

>>16865661
>I look at my retirement accounts as a safety blanket for when I reach the withdrawal age.
how do you know you'll make it to the withdrawal age?

Got 8k to invest, 4 of which is from buying smg memes. What are you bois buying?

Oh boy, I think nio was a pump and dump again.

>>16865859
Taking daily LCI and relaxing with vidya of which is purchased from GME.

>>16864237
Current holdings. I mostly did lots of little 1-$10 trades to get up to where I am. Currently looking at long term holds

CSCO
GALT
IBB
ONTX
SPBH
VTI

rate my portfolio

>>16865864
I'm long term on MO, cigs vaping and weed aren't going away and the govt is going to crush all the small players through regulation.

wow I just checked a watchlist
all my garbage stocks are up like 10% today
even that turd TUP

>>16865864
I just glanced over a survey of the /smg/ memes
GALT BGS AMRN and REFR are all in a meh neutral/buy range
I didn't really look over all the memes and foodstocks though

real advice for a long term buy, get yourself some of that there KNG. That olde-fashioned feudal no-nonsense ETFlord.

Thoughts on ZTO, BGL and NVTA?

Im really fucking unlucky, every day there's always one stock i own that crashes

>he didnt sell his SPY calls at the top

>>16865987
>implying i'm a degenerate gambler who buys naked calls and not defined risk spreads instead

>>16865987
>top
>
"top" is a meaningless abstraction when it comes to "SPY". it isn't a real concept, because SPY has no top.
The only top that you should be concerning yourself with is me :p

So is palladium just gonna keep mooning

Last chance to pick up some spreads on TSM before earnings and sell it tomorrow around open to take advantage of IV crush!

just bought 4 shares of amazon, tell me how naughty I am

The market is ready to correct now that there's no more chance that we get a trade deal.

>>16866034
>now that there's no more chance that we get a trade deal.
who is going to tell him?

>>16866026
Aww shit... this could crush the whole semi sector. Right after I bought soxl
>>16866007
Absolutely unstoppable.
It’s wild

>>16866044
Maybe. The expected move is +- about 2.08 so nothing major unless something catastrophic happens with their earnings, in which case my iron condor is going to get one of it's wings ripped off

>>16866002
But it's fun when you're doing it for cheap in your meme account :^)
>>16866003
Meant top of the day, should have been more clear. So I'll give you the W

>>16865876
I will wait till tomorrow and see if actual news come out. So far only rumors but no one denied them. Which means there is sth. behind it.

Putin is such a chad
might go long in Russian equities

SQQQ to at least $20.75 by the end of the week

>>16865580
I only could afford 4 sava :(

>>16864914
>god I want to smell her ass

i used to be obsessed with girls assholes and farts and braps and stuff like that and i think it was mostly because of this place that started it for me.

then one day i was at starbucks and they only have one restroom and i waited and this really hot girl went in to pee, but she was in there for a long time. the entire time i am imagining her perfect ass shitting so of course when she came out i jumped up to go in and tried to act natural. i had planned to try to masturbate to the smell and imagine her but OH MY GOD it was terrible. the smell wasnt arousing at all! i tried to get hard but i literally couldnt so i just peed and left.

that ended my brap phase

Thoughts on IRBT? Seems to have hit a double bottom

>>16866167
I always laugh at these "I fell for the brap meme" posts.

>>16866167
and you had to try it to realize that a hot girl's shit/brap smells exactly like yours? what a retard

>>16866167
Low test

>>16866174
they're looking good now, road to $70 or $80
only question how long it will take for some Chinese company to start selling products that do the same thing for half the cost.

Is Nvidia going to recover?

>>16866167
>People actually fell for the brap meme
I feel so high-IQ

>>16866192
>>239687241

>>16866192
Yeah. I saw a cop literally jogging down the street chasing some smellz the other day and nearly crashed my car I was laughing so hard. All I could think of were the brap memes and how they destroyed my life. I sniffed a girl's butthole about a month ago and it smelled so terrible I think I'm gay now. I guess I didn't expect it to be so soul-crushingly abhorrent. In the days afterwards it was all I could think about when talking to her, and I ended up distancing myself as fast as possible and I'm pretty sure she knows why. I honestly haven't had any interest in her or any other women since it happened. I feel like a meme killed my sex drive and I don't know what to do.

>>16866167
let me guess... you buy the tops of pump and dumps?

This might be a dumb question...
is cash a position?

I've made good money on stocks but I don't feel comfortable holding them any longer
I just want to sell and wait for a time when I feel comfortable to go back in

Am I dumb?

Aaaaaand there goes everything I bought today. Dumping hard.

>>16866192
>>16866254
>>>/pol/239687241

>>16866205
Yeah, apparently their p/e is 16.17 which is meant to be good. I don't really know much else about this stock, do you fren?

>>16866288
cash is fine
Just ask Warren B
nothing wrong with some JeromeBucks
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/04/warren-buffett-has-128-billion-in-cash-to-burn.html

>>16866288
Cash is absolutely a position. Nothing wrong with that.

>>16866288
Yes
Not enough evidence

feeling comfy with my Tesla puts for the next year.

>inpx down almost 28% today

haven't seen anyone meme it lately, you guys think its a good time to buy or is it just gonna drop again and end up under $1 again

also we more 3dpd

>>16863864
Got in on NIO during the dip at 4.09.
Buahahaha

>>16866288
Holding cash is just passive shorting. You're hedging that the market will decrease in the future, making your cash more valuable.

Well I've officially blown my account to shit on options plays. Gg wallstreet. I guess I'll just wage for 40 goddamn years.

>>16866341
The thing that maps stores so you don’t have to ask an employee where the deodorant is? Nah I’m. Or investing in that.
>>16866355
Kek no
You’re just waiting for the market to overreact, so you can buy more PEP when some kids die trying to vape Cheetos.

>>16866367
post the damage baby
I wanna see the blood

post it post it post it
tell us about your hopes and your dreams

Fug man. I really need AMZN, BYND, TSLA, AAPL and NVDA to pick it back up.

Was up like 10k yesterday and down 12k today

>>16866293
Just hold. Fed always bails us out before the end of the week.

>>16866367
Oof yeah you want to be cautious with options as they make time an enemy. There’s no reason to think Kraft is instantly going to turn around their instant cheesenoodles.

>>16866367
stop buying naked options you goddamn animals

>>16865905
>Long term holds
>All unprofitable penny stocks

Anon...

>>16863864
INPX 2.0

Kinda sucks not being in the market but I had such a good 1.5 years (+50%) that I can't be bothered and I think stocks are overpriced as fuck at the moment.

>the guy who steve carrel portrayed in the big short has been short tesla for ages
>claims that it's hard to short a stock thats a cult

It's over, bros. /ourguy/ is finished

>>16866367
POST PLS
also sorry anon, never gamble what you're not comfortable losing

Interesting Webull promotion going on right now. Seems like it's dependent on how much you usually buy, but worth checking out anyways. I might do it just because I like free stuff and pull out the 500 after I get my stonks lol

anybody notice the amount of market makers on the buy side of LCI level2 compared to on the sell side??

>>16866428
Its easy to predict a stock is overvalued. The whole trick is being able to afford shorts until it falls. Luckily TSLA is so overvalued that it doesn't hurt to buy a few 6-month puts at $300 strike.

>>16866428
the big short guy is not our guy and was never our guy

/ourguys/ list (non-exhaustive):
Warren B
Jerome
Xi
Trump
Jeffy B
Musk (sometimes)
Branson (tentative)
Steve Carrel (the actor)

not /ouguys/:
bears who think they clever
sleepy joe

>>16863864
Tfw when you only used $30 from your last job to fuck around on Robinhood. Now I'm just waiting to get a new job with the California Conservation Corps so I can just dump $500 from my first paycheck into stocks kek. A lot of trial and error ahead

>>16866428
doesn't mean it's useless, only means it's overpriced which it is
P.S.
What the fuck is up with the captchas, why do I have to solve 8 to post?

>>16866458
LCI to $60?

>>16866503
LCI to $60

>>16866503
LCI to $0.60

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.77%, another good day in what's been a killuh week. Saturn-Pluto conjunction in full effect (and will continue to be for the next 500 years).
CGC continues best upward movie in months, GEO doing p good, put hedge is ded but I don't care, MCD, KO, PEP, all doing great.
Sundaddy is visiting me for 3 days then I'm flying out to san fran to get dim sum with sunmommy this weekend, what a fun time!

>>16866464
You switched Xi and Joe around you absolute brainlet

Joe nomination would be stock market especially healthcare mooning.

>>16866548
Made $599 US dollars today. Both new stock I got today went up, glad they worked out.

>>16866548
I’m not thrilled honestly...

But I’m glad I lived to see the Age of GPRO! Also bought some TSN for mug Fun Nugget Chickky gains!

spy unchanged, nsd futus slightly down, pmi slightly up, dxy not change and eurusd no movement either directions. temporary hedging spot probably for ndx been going up crazy. 0 rates in europe and japan so bond market are being removed altogether and now in usa too so all bond market liquidity start switching to stocks. stock market very tiny market after all compared to real markets :)

>>16866548
Up 2.97%, SPY calls led the way because I sold at the right time. Everything else was close to flat, all are waiting for news over the next 2 weeks

>>16866548
up .60%

>>16866548
Don't do options kids.

>>16866570
congrats on the PlayStation 3™ purchase

>>16866410
>stop buying naked options you goddamn animals
you mean selling naked options? how do you buy a naked option?

>>16866583
>Don't do options kids.
*Don't buy options kids

Almost perfect abandoned baby on XLF pretty hype for tomorrow

>>16866590
I lent my PS3 to a guy that I work with over a year ago and he still has it

>>16866548
+0.92%

>>16866583
Guess where on the chart I started fucking with options...

You definitely don’t want to fuck with options for your first 6 months isn’t the market AT LEAST

Just got off an interesting conference call... the IT vendor's name was Shitanshu, I shit you not. After the call the customer (an Indiana clinic) privately e-mailed our project manager and told us not to invite Bangalore people to calls anymore. "We cannot understand what they are saying"

>>16866548
Up 15% on SPY Calls for today.

>>16866548
up about 4% today
mostly because of my stack of AOI going +16%

>>16866601
>Don't buy options kids
Buy DONT options, kids

>>16866548
Celebrating before I lose it all again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb3CAvSr1s8

>>16866206
Might from tsmc but if in nvda ur outlok shoukd be march on

>another day GALT snoozes
Well...maybe tomorrow will be GALT day.

>>16866666
Wewww nice digits

Kokies going up again tomorrow? Please jewish god... I need this.

>>16866666
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you do this on purpose don't you

>>16866666
omfg

What's VTI going to do tomorrow?

>>16866666

>>16866666
RIP GALT

>>16866548
Started 2 weeks ago so still learning was up $30 last week im down 40 this week on some calls and bili. Ill make it back this week but i feel like i have learned more this week than last week.

>>16866666
Pendulum beating his meat to these digits

>>16866702
Whoops forgot pic

>>16866712

So what was with the flat ending?
Shouldn't tomorrow be green and soaring? Isn't this what the people wanted and everytime talk of a trade deal loomed the market soared? What was with this day?

>>16866548
I'm up %.19. Got a little too hyped up about SPCE and bought near the top and it dropped right afterwards so that ate up most of my earnings but I think SPCE has a real future once test flights start

>>16866666
CHECKED

>>16863938
It's a bubble. "The price is rising, so I'll buy it because it will be worth even more in the future", causing the price to rise. It might reach 600, 800, a thousand until it collapses, who knows?

The company itself doesn't warrant such demand; it never made a profit when there was zero competition and it isn't about to do so now that there is.

>>16866548
Mixed. Mild green. Stopped out of beyond memes on the gap down this morning. Best performer in my portfolio today was LUNA with +3.5%. Good showing from Lockheed Martin, MCD, and Northland Power. Slightly annoyed that IIPR was red on a green day for weed.

>>16866548
GREEN

>>16866783
>it never made a profit when there was zero competition and it isn't about to do so now that there is.
this, every Tesla bull I've met just rants about how the CHINESE GIGAFACTORY is going to CHANGE THE PARADIGM and don't even get me started on the fucking cybertruck and 'fart mode'. It's a joke. Worst P/E ratio going (Tesla bulls don't know what this means), 3 profitable quarters in 5 years, very likely there will be software exploits or some kind of safety disaster at some point... Valued higher than GM and BMW yet sells less than Volvo?!? Telsa is a piece of shit and it speaks volumes that everyone I know who is bearish understands finance and everyone I know that has put their savings into it is an 18-23 year old with absolutely no real knowledge about anything related to technology or business

>>16866035
No, he's right. It's been pumping for months on the possibility of a trade deal. Now that it's done, there's no more news to pump on.

Is there a reason to not use robinhood compared to some of the other places that charge a commission when buying stocks?

>>16866860
https://www.wsj.com/articles/hedge-funds-could-make-one-potential-fed-repo-market-fix-hard-to-stomach-11578997801#comments_sector

>>16866878
no, it is objectively the best. I am a Britfag so having to use Revolut for now which is good but not quite as good... on the waiting list for Robinhood so hopefully not too long now

I have a problem with Bud Fox. He goes through all that effort to meet Gekko and then he gets cold feet when asked to do something illegal? But then he folds and does it anyways...only to fuck up, get arrested, cry, and flip on Gekko... Like WTF? Whatta bitch...

>>16866846
It’s growth, hype, and a short squeeze. There’s so many people who hated and shorted the company, and now they’re buying to cover and this drives up the price.
>>16866860
We don’t know that there’s no more news... maybe corporate confidence can rise? Please? Guys?

Shit I should’nt be buying Cisco and soxl if enterprise spending/capex isn’t gonna go up.

>>16866880
Is this new or just “fed CONSIDERING lending to hedge funds”. They were considering a sorts of advanced QE last spring.

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>16866926

>>16866926

>>16866926

>>16866926

>>16866926

>>16866548
-4.17%
I learned my lesson

>>16866907
>“fed CONSIDERING lending to hedge funds”
yeah, and it will pump as long as they are considering it and it will pump even harder if they actually do it. (((They))) will unironically not let 2008 happen without trying every audacious trick in the book. It'll make synthetic CDOs look like a pragmatic, sensible idea. We bull run now.

>>16864065
>>16864208
>>16864172
My double niggas

Wish I wasn't too poor to buy for more than 1k, which is now 1.2k

I was gonna buy more. should I buy now or wait until craziness subsides?

>>16866783
>>16866846
LMAO, retards. Post your short position.

>>16866666
SIEG GALT
really nice numbers you cooking up

>>16867015
Anyone shorting now is a retard, it's going to go up more based on FOMO/speculation. The fact that you think believing Tesla is overvalued means you would immediately short it says an awful lot about how monumentally thick you are

>>16866548
Flat

>>16867062
Tesla has tons of momentum

Into earnings!

Shorting now is big balls

>>16867062
t. a former short seller that got ruined and is now salty about it

Also, your posts are completely contradictory and you don't seemingly know what "bearish" means, but I expect nothing less from a retard.

>>16867153
Every single clause of your post is wrong, congrats. Takes some doing. No more replies to your Down's Syndrome dribblings now

>>16867200
>\I know you are but what am I' post
>Still claiming you're not retarded

It's getting ironic at this point. Why don't you tell us more about how everyone you know with any financial sense is bearish on TSLA yet that doesn't mean the stock will go down in the near term future and that everyone who thinks otherwise is the actual retard. That's totally well formed idea and coherent, right?

>>16866699
n-nice numericals yourself

>>16866666
Pendy, what deal did you make!?

ONTX - Just waiting for the good news to drop
DIS - Pays out that Divvy the 16th
KDP - Pays out the day after
GE - pays out the 27th
Comcast - pays out the 21st.
The S&P is on fire so good month for me,whee