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Alright. I've had enough of this life. I'm ready to checkout now. How do I do this? Are there some procedures I need to follow?

>> No.16852142
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>> No.16852143

>>16852130
Don’t do it anon.

>> No.16852144

>>16852130
Make sure you give all of your coins to an impoverished black youth, so you can have a good deed on your side when you meet God.

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>>16852130
Don't be selfish.
Take (((someone))) out with you.

>> No.16852310

>>16852130
take all your money, buy coke and viagra and fuck a bunch of hookers before offing yourself.
More than likely you will decide to do it again the next day and postpone the kys

>> No.16852992

>>16852130
I think this everytime I go to bed

>> No.16853150
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I know a way
>buy fast as fuck car
>go top speed of a huge cliff
>adrenaline will keep you from being scared or feel pain
>die instantly, no way of surviving
if unsure, attach multiple explosives to car

>> No.16853292

>>16852130
been thinking a lot about this recently, if I were to go I think I'd get drunk af then hang myself

>> No.16853390

Anyone ITT who needs it 800273-8255 please call.

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>>16853390

>> No.16853415

>>16853390
useless phone number

>> No.16853468

>>16853414
>>16853415
very funny guys, *gives gold*

>> No.16853497

>>16853150
Make sure you do shit-ton of acid right before hand, have an auto-rig setup to inject a good amount of heroine about 2 seconds before takeoff

>> No.16853582

Alone I set out on the road;
The flinty path is sparkling in the mist;
The night is still. The desert harks to God,
And star with star converses.

The vault is overwhelmed with solemn wonder
The earth in cobalt aura sleeps. . .
Why do I feel so pained and troubled?
What do I harbor: hope, regrets?

I see no hope in years to come,
Have no regrets for things gone by.
All that I seek is peace and freedom!
To lose myself and sleep.


God won't let you sleep forever OP.
God will make you see

>> No.16853595

>>16852142
>42
What does this mean?

>> No.16853617

>>16853150
What if you survive ? I've had a bad dream about canyon runs with my acura.. I think I avoided that timeline

>> No.16853665

>>16852130
Don't you want to see what happens? You never will if you check out. It could be a lot of fun.

>> No.16854157

>>16852130
except when you die you just wake up again, this time as a dog being skinned alive.