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>>16830479
is it gay if you pay a tranny to piss on you?

$200+ EOW

The biggest happening in crypto

>>16830479
odd that nobody believes him. Isn't it

>>16830479
T-this is real! It's actually happening this time it really is!!

>>16830479
James Bonded

it's happening this time for sure! no fraud i swear,sir

>>16830519
way above that my friend. Panic will settle in. I saw someone punk BCH last week on their subreddit, and they all had a legit panic attack in the comment section. Their nightmare is about to become reality. Fuck em. The smart ones already hold BSV.

>>16831063
as a Burger, where can I buy this shit

>>16830479
what arrived?

>2 0 0 %
BONDED
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>>16831070
Yeah.. you better figure this shit out like tonight my friend. Most of the cryptoverse is unaware right now.

buybsv.com for quick and smaller amounts ($800 or less)

Bitfinex for larger amounts and leverage.

ITT: people new to Craig Wright. The man is always full of shit and "a happening" usually means some half-assed, made-up excuse. Bearish as fuck, shit's gonna tank on bad news.

>>16831108
cope

>>16831108
Screenshot your ass. See you next week.

>>16831111
But I'm correct.

>>16831108
I dont get it what is he even trying to do with court? Also what arrived?

>>16831121
>>16831113
>>16831111
>>16831102
>>16831105
>>16831063
>>16831042
>>16830519

>>16831121
Tulip trust keys arrived. I believe 1.1M BTC, 1.1M BCH, and 1.1M BSV.

I believe he means that he's submitting proof to the court.

>>16831134
Oh, i heard that those arrived before too though? If it is real everyone would get fucked but doubt.

Why is it called "tulip trust"
All I can think of is the tulip fad from the 17th century

>>16831146
I don't know about that. We'll have to wait and see fren.

>>16831146
Also what is even a bonded courier? Who sends those keys to him, and who stores them, he himself? It is fookin 8 billion $.

>>16830479
Craig will bring us to technological singularity

>>16831160
The whole point of being bonded is that you can reimburse the sender or recipient in the event the package/document is lost. There's no way in hell anybody could be bonded for $8 billion or whatever that shit is worth.

I think everyone except me and few anons literally shitpost. So dude bought 1 million btc from satoshi (so called creg) for $100k and they signed something so he will return those bitcorns on 1st january 2020? who has the keys of the wallets? was it something custodial or CSW already has it? if he has it why he tries to do somethings with court?

>>16830479
mORe dAteS

>>16831160
bonded is a guaranteed delivery service with the utmost reliability
you give letter to a lawyer
>deliver this if i don't contact you before this date
>lawyer sends it with reliable courier

>>16831225
why dont they just use asymmetric encryption to encrypt docs and then send over internet hiddenly though

>"next week"
is this a joke? this shit was old when 2018 was over, it's fucking 2020 and there's still people that get excited for this tranny?

I sent a bonded courier that proves I'm the greatest tomorrow. You should suck my dick today before everyone is lining up to suck my dick tomorrow.

>>16831243
Yeah i heard this is the 3rd lol. Why do they even use some fucking truck or plane to send those though. Just send over internet with RSA or someshit lmao.

>>16831225
They gave it to Sam Porter.

Yeah, that shit is 100% getting delivered.

>>16831095
His glass dildo.

>>16831252
Are you a cute girl?

>>16831259
Because digital shit is hard, who do you think he is, Satoshi Nakamoto or something?

>>16831271
Yes the courier will prove I am but don't look through the gloryhole.

>>16831294
kek

this whole thing is literally "schrodinger's tulip trust" lol.

>next week arrives
>CSW files "Tulip Trust III" documents with the court
>it's yet another forgery
>he then will claim #3 as the one true trust
>all this to get out of paying Ira half of the money he doesn't have

>>16831119
yeah. Understanding Craig on a literal level has always been a terrible idea. Believing in Craig on 6 different, contradictory levels is the way to go unironically.

>>16831325
judge is a retard
wasn't worth billions at that time
$14.3 million worth of btc locked away when the trust was executed

>>16831336
oh court also wants him to pay the money he doesn't have to the Kleiman estate? roflmao

>>16830479
>already arrived
kek i love how vague this is so he can say "i wasn't talking about the keys" later. i literally pull the same shit on my 5 year old cousins to trick them

>>16830479
thats only the keys for the second tulip trust, its the keys that will decrypt the keys arriving in the third tulip trust:
https://modernconsensus.com/people/exclusive-would-be-satoshi-craig-wright-produces-tulip-trust-iii/
how anyone can believe this idiot is beyond me

>>16831514
>Depending on what this Tulip Trust III says, it could reverse the award of legal fees
how that modernconsensus Brendan cunt manages to breathe unaided remains a mystery

>>16831070
Unironically robinhood.

> Mfw he has a bonded courier deliver himself documents he forged
This is gonna be hilarious.

>>16831367

Imagine the delivery guy is a BTC guy and don't deliver it.

>>16830479
ITS HAPPENING

holy fuck this shit pumpin

>>16831624
does robinhood even have crypto or just futures? Seems odd i have to use robinhood

Friendly reminder that this whole bonded courier tulip shit is just the last chance craig and his P&D friends have to get rid of their bags forever, if this fails satoj will be ultimately bankrupt

>>16831102
saved

>>16831193
this

>>16830502
Only if you enjoy it

Soon craig will say there will be a fourth bonded courier with the pardon needed to get him out of federal prison

>>16831063
>craight this shit is really happening today daily thread # 15679
yawn, sure buddy any day now

>>16831063

whats the weather like in hyderabad

>>16830479
where does he post this stuff?

>next week guys, I promise

>>16830479
>My retarded rules didn't pass Nakamoto consensus and I had to fork 2 (two) times! Btw I'm Satoshi Nakamoto and my fork is BitcOin!!!

>>16833447
>>16833489
only reasonable posts itt.
Enjoy the artificial pump of your funny money bros