/biz/ - Business & Finance

>class tomorrow
>ride crowded bus full of gross people
>forced to do stupid icebreaker shit
>1 hour gap to eat fast food and look at other people eating with their friends
>ride dirty crowded bus home
>read textbooks and teach yourself the material

I'm off tomorrow and hopefully my daughter will be released from the hospital.

>>16827056
:(

What happened anon?

>>16827056
is your daughter hot? pls describe

>>16827077
She was born about a month preterm. She didn't really have any problems, they just wanted to observe her and make sure she was gaining weight and eating. First kid, exciting stuff desu senpaitachi

>>16826991
>weeklong workshop in st louis tomorrow
>all-expenses-paid flight and hotel, free drinks at happy hour, hotel is downtown so can do fun shit at night
>low-stakes bullshit during the day where we listen to some corporate fucks drone on about soft skills and informal leadership
>get $100 per diem extra daily to do whatever with, or just bank it
>have massive social anxiety and won't be able to enjoy any of this
>will probably have to dope myself on tianeptine every day just to not lose my spaghetti
>will hide in my hotel room at night every night binge watching Chopped marathons on food channel

I'd rather just keep going to my wage cage. I'm so fucked in the head I can't enjoy any travel or social situations now at all, even if they're easy and I'm getting paid to do them.

>>16826991
why not just be a NEET?

>>16827108
Congrats! I hope you and your wife are white, but if you're not congrats still.

>>16827115
Anon, the root these issues is usually metabolic, apart from any emotional and physical traumas you’ve maybe faced. If your energy systems aren’t working well you can’t well deal with life as it is.

Take my advice, take an aspirin and drink a strong coffee with lots of sugar and milk before going to your gay capitalist pig dog event.

Tianeptine reduces seratonin, and that’s why it reduces learned helplessness, because seratonin promotes rumination and this type of inertia. It also is pro dopimangeric. It can help but isn’t going to address your issues at base.

You should be eating a lot of food and keeping your metabolism high so you feel warm all the time. It promotes a state of resilience.

>>16827147
ray peat fag?

>>16827123
100%, anon. I intended to have many more white babies.

>>16827164
Based and redpilled. Good luck to you, and your crypto/stock positions! May God bless you with gains!

>>16827147
>coffee with lots of sugar
>"literally dump insulin-spiking empty calories into your body, it's healthy!"
thanks lemme just give myself diabetes real quick, seems like a good fix for my problems

>You should be eating a lot of food
fuck yourself, I'm 60 lbs overweight already. I eat lots of food because I'm anxious all the time, it makes me fatter which makes me more anxious. Classic fat bastard dilemma.

>>16827164
Based and redpilled

>>16826991
thanks for reminding me retard

>>16826991
Unless you work in Big 4, you have no right to complain about work. Nothing is worse. Nothing.

>twf uni tomorrow
>gonna see lots of qt's
Life is good.

>run own business
>business is built on automating LinkedIn
>goes completely against their terms of use
>every day is a fucking shitstorm of stress trying to break systems built by people much smarter than me
>somehow push through and make money but FUCK it’s stressful
>weighing up the benefits of making money working for myself vs being a wagecuck

I just don’t have the ability to work for someone as a wagecuck and I would rather let this stress kill me.

>>16827252
>will talk to none

>>16827052
Iktbf

Guys I’m losing it. I’m usually pretty adaptable but I’m almost at the end of my rope, figuratively... I think. I don’t want any responsibility. I can’t drink the koolaid. I’m depressed. My mental health is fucked but friends and family just laugh if I bring it up. I probably seem happy. My cat keeps Coughing up hair balls in my bed too. Stupid nigger.

>>16827335
>My cat keeps Coughing up hair balls in my bed too. Stupid nigger.
kek'd

>>16827052
>ride crowded bus full of gross people
it must be a fucking nightmare

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOGKwCegXWE

>>16827052
>ride crowded bus full of gross people
I remember the last day I took public transport, I was talking about my first car final being ready the next day and never having to be in this hell-hole, all the nasy looks I got felt like victory
public transport is the most humiliating part of the wagecuck life I'm glad I'll never have to use them ever again

>>16827052
holy shit same bretheren

>>16826991
I'm a space contractor in Florida (Engineer) I will spend the first 20 mins of the day taking a shit and posting on /biz/ then reading procedures for another 5 hours fuck off for another 3 hours then go home
Enjoy your day faggot

>>16827492
Whats your salary?

>>16827226
>falling for the “prestigious career” meme

Get out of those asap it does far more damage to your soul than even is apparent at the time

Seriously do yourself a favor and gtfo of those shitty faceless large corporate wagie farms and join a comfy startup that allows remote work.

>>16827716
Did you work Big 4? I have an interview this week for an industry position. Hoping to get out soon.

>>16827115
Get a hooker to your room

>>16827258
Started working for myself this past month and have had the same exact feelings point by point.

>>16827164
based hope the best for you

>>16827973
Nah. Virtually all escorts hate what they do. You'd just be contributing to their suffering. Plus, there would be a good chance of getting doxxed.

>>16827052

kill yourself

I would kill to go back to college, first days were the best because you could set yourself up to fuck a solid 3-5 girls from each class

college was a fucking joke, all 4 years of it. Best thing about it was the girls, you're a low test faggot

I want to be a Shitcoin CEO like Daniel paycheck Dabek, travel the world and play tennis every day. Living the dream.

>>16828223
Were you one of those obnoxious fags who would put a sock on his dorm door handle to let everyone know that you're fucking?

>>16826991
had a drug test on friday even when i know i haven't done drugs in months and test myself prior i am always fucking nervous as hell but too scared to take fake piss

so fucking ready to get back to work after a year off i am going to be the best wage cuck of them all

>>16828157
S o y

>>16828276
Just make sure not to watch porn while wage cucking. Women can tell when you've been watching porn and jerking off and they will talk about it.

>>16828276
>fake piss
Does that actually work? Asking for a friend.

>>16828386
you bring someone else's piss in with you. How the hell are they going to tell? You don't actually urinate in front of them for all them to see your penis and scrotum. If you're really paranoid just shove the plastic bag with urine up your asshole a ways.

>>16828416
Nah, there is actual synthetic piss out there you can buy for like $50. Apparently will pass a drug test for you.

>>16828416
>You don't actually urinate in front of them for all them to see your penis and scrotum.
I had to do this

>>16828434
What the hell are you talking about? You asked how it works and I told you and you're like nah this is how it works? Then why did you ask? I have no idea what you're talking about. All the drug tests I've took I went into a bathroom and pissed in a cup. I could have very easily brought in someone else's piss in with me. I could have put it up my asshole, in my pocket, in my other 10 pockets, up my nose, in my eyes, etc. They don't give a fuck.

>>16828463
I should have clarified, I guess. The post I was responding to was talking about fake piss.

>>16828478
Oh shit alright. I misinterpreted. Thought you were talking about the process.

>>16828451
So that's actually a thing? This is new to me. Was it a man or woman who saw your junk? Were they hot? Did you wiggle off the excess?

>>16826991
jokes on you, I worked today also so my soul is already pre-crushed

>>16828512
It was a man. I presume they have a woman do it if it's a woman taking the test. He stood behind me and there are mirrors on each side he looks at. I had to wear just my boxers (and a t-shirt) so I couldn't hide anything.

>>16827900
I did not but I have several friends who did. They all hated it, bitched nonstop, and it changed them for the worse. Took em years after quitting to regain their sanity. I fell for the prestigious meme in the trading sector, shit sucked massively as well. Wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. Make great $ but lose your soul.

>>16827115
explain tianeptine better please.
helps you with anxiety?

>>16827115
>>16829020
also, do you have to take it for a while before it works? or can it just work in an hour or two after taking it?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>back to the jobsite on monday to get bitched at for the retarded shit everyone else does
>stupid fucktard whos in charge can't even wire up a meter can properly but nobody ever listens to me even though I'm 100% right most the time
>will probably quit once I'm certified to do HVAC and buy all the essential tools needed
>fuck residential electrical work.jpg

>>16826991
unironically wish I had a job the neet life is not for me

>>16829127
Be a NEET:
>No drive to do anything
>Struggle to maintain discipline with daily tasks like learning guitar or lifting weights
>Spend all day cooming and watching shit on TV
>Bored and depressed
>All I want is a rigid structure to my day and some spending money
Be a wagecuck:
>Constantly tired and burnt out
>No time to do anything in evenings, too tired on weekends
>All I want is to be able to stay in bed

Can't fucking win either way, life sucks

>>16829127
only boring people say this shit. very sad life you have.

>>16829127
Unironically set a schedule and go deep into a hobby

>>16828262
When you're king you don't need a sock. I want my subjects to watch

>>16829256
>>16829276
I said the same once but sometimes you get mental issues and external factors that make it really hard to do the things you want with no external pressure or motivations. Call me a loser or whatever but I'm just being honest

>>16829282
Based king

Get a fat ass bag of UOS now and get ready for retirements, because this project is gonna take off very soon.
>Partnered with Ubisoft and AMD
>Rumored Microsoft partnership

>Work a blue-collar seasonal job
>Been off since November
>Won't go back to work till possibly as late as May.
>Have two non-stem degrees that have never gotten me a job
>Have large 5-figure nest egg put away, could neet for a year if I wanted.

I just want work that is interesting and fulfilling, that maybe validates my education.

>>16829296
I’m not calling you a loser, I’ve been in the same position before. What are your external factors causing a depression? If it’s just an aimless lack of purpose, a gf can do wonders for that but that’s obviously easier said than done.

>>16827052
how long is your commute bro? just buy a fucking bike. also don't eat fastfood bring something from home

>>16829276
im learning web dev and get a remote job

I fucking hate my life

>>16829276
>just hobbycope bro

>>16827052
Civilization was a mistake. Capitalism an even bigger one. Unironically.

>>16828223
Not everyone is named chad thundercock. My college years were 4 years of isolation

>>16829232
NEET is ideal provided you have financial independence

>>16826991
I’m so behind at work and been for so long. Crypto have completely messed my life up.

>>16827226
I worked for 2 of the big 4 and work for a large financial institution bow. Honestly, they're all equally as tedious and just as tedious as when I worked in retail, just in a different way.
I think about killing myself every Sunday.

>>16827226
Hopefully you'll be able to get out of the cage and see the light by Spring

>>16829795
>My college years were 4 years of isolation

>>16829795
And another blackpill

>>16827052
wow iktfb desu. if you live in an area where almost everyone has a car, you see the lowest forms of life on buses. it's so demoralizing. being able to but a car improved my life tenfold.

Life is not worth it.

>>16827052
15 minutes walk to work master race

I'm quitting my job and hoping that I'll make it as a day trader

>>16828157
> Virtually all escorts hate what they do
That's a turn on nigger
Only if they werent just a 1000 cocks' cum soaked shells of former humans
Escorts are disgusting. Only larpers and that Arab tripfag defend them

>>16830167
Roll out of bed into chair master race

>>16828223
holy kek this projection

>>16826991
>oncall 24/7
>working tomorrow anyway
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16829312
I'm in almost the exact same spot. Probably just going to try and find better jobs to make more money and use my gains to generate somewhat passive income. Maybe work part time.

>another empty day of neetdom tomorrow
>getting a job is starting to sound like a good idea again even though I always regret it

>>16830962
>Complaining about total and utter freedom
slave mentality

>>16826991
jokes on you I work 24 days straight.

t. oilfield

>>16831128
Been there done that. Realized I didn't wanna throw away my 20s living in Alberta work camps. Was still a cool experience, probably woulda made more money if I stayed in it but that's hindsight.

>>16827164
Based and whitebabied

>>16831071
this. some people are just boring losers

>>16827115
It's not really you that has the problem; normalfags are intolerable. They're just plain soulless. They're also incapable of daydreaming.

>>16829074
dudes with this haircut unironically work like this

thank god im staked in FRM i literally don't have to work anymore

>>16829020
>>16829033
it's a potent anxiolytic and atypical antidepressant. It's also an opioid receptor stomper and extremely easy to abuse. I only use it in dire situations because I get noticeable withdrawal symptoms after even just a couple small daily doses.

>>16831128
Based berta boy

>>16831128
What's it like in alberta now? How are the jobs prospects?

t.BC

>>16832487
Sask just opened up 57 rigs so it looks like it’s on the up but it’s still hurting. Edmonton most unemployed city in Canada

>>16826991
Nah I got laid off last Monday. I went snowboarding in Utah tomorrow
I think I’ll sleep in and get a massage!

>>16831234
In my 30s. The regrets are there but the money keeps me in

>>16832451
Thanks fren.

>>16832487
We have high employment. But at the moment we are flat out (drilling). I dont even know if I have a relief lined up after I put in my 24 days. You can still get in but dont bet on longterm work.

>>16826991
Joke's on you, I already called in sick

>>16826991
Chinese New Year's holiday 1st day today. Sure does suck to have extra time to slot Asians

>>16827335
What we do isn't natural. I'm convinced that people who manage to do it for 20+ years have fallen under some kind of social delusion or Stockholm Syndrome that tricks their brain into accepting a salary that's a fraction of what your employer profits from your work isn't just normal, but a very good thing.
I've found a peer at work who shares my interest and wants to escape (financial independence).
Before we met, we both wanted to out before we turn 40, but through very different means. Other people that overhear us think we're crazy or give off these social cues that hint we shouldn't be thinking these thoughts. Like what we want doesn't integrate with the hive's vision. It kind of reminds me about overbearing and oppressive Korean/Japanese work culture, where independence is not only discouraged, but taboo. I feel like Western society is slowly turning that way.

>>16832487
Civil engineering consultancy fag in Alberta here. We made the same amount of money in 2019 as we did in 2018 (i.e. shit year). We mainly work with high value clients too so things were probably even worse for everyone else. The hourly rate we charge have been unchanged since 2014 and the size of the company still hasn't recovered since 2014. 2020 will probably be shit again.

>>16832893
Fuck the bugmen

>>16832904
I have the same job as you, but in the US. What veterans in the industry tell me is to hop jobs every 2 years and demand a pay raise every time. Have done it 2 times so far; have straight up lied about salaries from previous jobs and demanded they match those made up salaries and they asked no further questions.
Not sure how CA is, but my skills are in high demand in the US, so I can leverage what little experience I have.

>>16827164
>many more white babies

Good that your sons will be literally interchangeable betas and your daughter BBC material.

>they won in the end

>>16832943
>t.seething tranny

Gonna sleep in to 10, drive to the city and probably buy a car cash. Hopefully I can finish up before the wagies start clogging the roads. Will probably reward myself for getting through such a stressful day with some pizza and whisky.

Ugh

>>16832943
Why are your people so miserable Shlomo? Its not enough that your people are successful, but that other people never improve themselves, and wallow in pity and hatred of themselves. You disgust me.

>>16826991
If it's freedom you seek, buy ARPA under 1 cent, and sell then it hits 50. Repeat until you never have to work again.

>>16828157
You're a good guy. You should try to just be yourself around people and articulate things like you typed out here to them. People will start paying you respect for being genuinley good.

>back to my shitty partime
>then off to school to see if I can get into any of the classes im waitlisted on, otherwise it's an entire semester down the drain

>>16826991
At least you have a job. Not everyone does.

>>16827052
>Signing your life away for a piece of paper

Feels good to be a tradeCHAD.

>>16830238
Literal piece of human trash.

>>16830533
Which job? P. S. Checked.

>>16831398
> *cuckbabied

>>16832945
> t. cucklord in denial

>>16832957
>>16832945
>you

There you go neetcuck.

>>16832961
Moon? When?

>>16832979
(((hope you're taking loans to fund that education)))

>>16833044
bruh if i took out a loan i'd drop the job and no stress it until i got my degree

>>16832979
The Chad move is to just show up to the waitlisted classes and do the work anyway. Feigning interest in the subject like that'll get the prof to bend the rules for you.

>>16832937
I'm pretty junior and the local economy for engineers is bad. Once i've worked enough to get my professional designation i'll consider job hopping. I like my city (Calgary) and job though so maybe not.

>>16829772
>capitalism
>government schools

>>16830002
This is a a huge generalization. Not all chads will be successful. I was always a nerd while my friend was good looking, party animal and popular with girls. Now he's working a blue collar job and in relationship with some girl with a kid, while I am single and work a steady office job (not a high up one, but still comfy enough).

But I do recognize that chads are more likely to make it than a nerd with no people skills.

>>16832887
Is she ok? The horse, I mean.

>>16832887
lol
I call in sick in the middle of the night and leave a voicemail for my boss.

>>16827108
Congrats, expecting our second any day now.
It's fun. The first 4 months were painfully boring for me, I wanted to run and play and connect, but they just lay there like a doll.
Then around 1 it gets fun, then around 2 I got what I was wishing. Only regret is not doing it sooner. Either you're having kids in this life or not. It's a hell of a lot easier changing diapers at 25 than 35 or 45 ...

>>16827052

DELET

>>16832893
Thanks, anon. This is what's going to get me through the week - thinking of an escape plan from this prison.
I'm so done with the meaningless paper pushing, and when you buckle down and perfect it, you get shamed for not being outgoing and coddling your menopausal coworkers.
It's designed so you can't win, you can't get ahead. Like a for-profit prison.
And you're damn right it isn't normal. One example is the constant 9-5 schedule. In the winters, that means we get up before sunrise and leave work after the sun goes down. No other creature on earth doesn't adjust their life cycle through the year (ex. bears hibernate, trees go dormant). Seasonal Affect Disorder my ass.

>>16827164
Already made me 3 at 25. Planning on having 5 total before I’m 30 so got some time left.

>>16827079
based.

>>16829312
pretty much the same except
>no nest egg
>burning through the money i saved up over the season
>not looking to validate my shitty degree choice

I know I made a mistake with my degree, now im trying to make up for it with independent learning. Long road ahead of me.

>>16828451
>>16828758
what the fuck

>>16826991
Dud no fucking shit. I ate so much fudge and cheese and beer watching the packer game and now I'm just gonna spend all day shittin at my office and wondering why I even go in

med fag on elective here.

found a great team, great people, interesting cases, get to realy get into socail aspect of of formative period of life and family dynamics.

I look forward to going in everyday

>>16826991
Work in 1 hour...

Invest in UOS anon, give it a few years and you can stop being a wage cuck

>>16827052
>read textbooks and teach yourself the material
Hah, this. Professors (I just call them "lecturers") do not put any effort into their lectures. They just deliver the driest lectures that they can.

>>16835207
>What are your thoughts?
>How do you feel?
>Let's brainstorm!
>Odd tangent
>Irrelevant personal story
>Ok, read the next chapter. Test next week!
>$600/credit hour
I loathed college a decade ago. I can only imagine how bad it's gotten since then.

>>16829989
holy fuck that's a blackpill if I've ever seen one

>>16834578
just fucking hold the right holds and in 5 years time we can finally be our true selves!

>>16827147
Wake up at 530 everyday, workout before work with no breakfast like a man. Crush come black coffee on an empty stomach and chimp out before lunch doing 120% of a days work. Eat lunch (only mear and veg) and come back and organize for the next day, leave early and go to class get home at like 7pm to study a bit. Get to sleep by 930.

Been doing this for months, I feel great. 5'10" @ 180 lbs less than 10%bf. I can't imagine not getting the endorphin response before work.

>>16827056
Post pictures of her feet

neet for 15 years, both parents economists, father in politics after they divorced, contacted by aliens, still think I can make it, 38 and thinking of returning to UNI, currently hold BTC, ETH, RLC, LINK, XTZ, XRP, MATIC, XMR, FTM, ONE, PNK, UOS, EOS, VXV and QNT

>>16830255
Disability check Master race

>>16826991
It's not work if you enjoy what you do.
t. night shift trader

>>16828223
How? I'm going to audit a few classes every semester then..

Just got out of a meeting that started 8:00 EST
We went through every single item on inventory to see if we needed to order more. It was a great time. This friday I have a mandatory "Meditation walk" were we walk around the warehouse randomly and silently for ten minutes with the whole company to clear our minds or something.

>>16830056

Life is not worth your whining. Or your fear.
You will do the same things tomorrow and feel the same things because of it.

You will never feel different.
Because you do nothing different, and always approach the world with the same set of assumptions.

You move.
The world will not put you somewhere good.

>>16829312

What's the job?

>>16829537

At this point he should wear an eye patch.
Grow a beard if he can.

If he can't? He needs tattoos.
Play up the freak look. Don't downplay and end up looking like a failed xerox copy of someone normal.

>>16827052
I don't like working, but I hated college a LOT more. So happy to have that behind me, my attention span is way too low. Wagecucking is much more chill for me.

My work today was great, many pleasant interactions. Looking forward to tomorrow. Fuck everyone of you negative crybaby nigger faggots.

>>16833263

What's the tech scene like in Calgary? Thinking of buying a rental unit when things are on a downturn and living out of one of the units.

>>16836093
Did a woman invent that walk?

Only been here 2 hours and Toilberg already yelled at me

>>16827108
Gongrats, friend. My gf & I had our first 5 months ago. He was just a couple weeks early but now he’s apparently in the 100th percentile (for just our doctor’s office or something? idk) of weight+height gain for his birth weight kek. Hardgainer

>>16834306
Fucking this

Everybody, go have kids. Rn
At the very least just don’t be afraid to lose the condom if you’ve been with your gurl a while

>>16827164
Fkn lel
>saved

>>16837542
Who’s fault?

>>16835314
>Crush come black coffee
Yes I too put come in my coffee for those sweet testosterone gains.

Little salty but you get used to it, even crave it eventually

>>16827258
lmao based. Linkedin is the scum of the earth (as a company + its culture I mean)

>>16828386
No, but certo does

>google it

>>16830533
Vet?

You know, wallowing in self-pity only makes it worse. And not in a figurative way, it literally decreases your happiness lower than it needs to be. You only have three choices that are not counter-productive. 1) Suck it up and go to work without feeling sorry for yourself. 2) Quit your job if it's so horrible, and find another way to make a living. 3) Kill yourself.

"work"
lucky

>>16826991
I'm a sommelier so I actually like my job.

>>16828223
nice larp friend

The second day starts soon. 4 days to go.

>>16840408
Just a few more months until Memorial Day.

>over 350 applications in a year post uni
>6 interviews that I nailed, could not have been better no matter how I try to think about it
>sorry anon! you don't have enough experience!
>tfw my last interview was a group one and I saw just how fucking outclassed I was in experience when the other person had 20 years in this shitty entry level gig
I wish I was a wagie.

>>16840703
I hire for tech positions. If you're interested, I could give some tips or maybe help you understand what's happening behind the scenes.

>>16840711
I'll take any tips anon.

>>16840703
>applications
>interviews
cuck

>>16840703
What field are you in? Do you have any internships/co-ops? At least at my company, candidates are very rarely considered if they only have academic experience.

>>16840703
Try another location where there is a shortage of your kind.

>>16840703
What the fuck is wrong with the job market? Why the fuck are companies not training US to work for them? Why do I have to slave for a low wage for one company, just so I can slave for a slightly higher wage for another?

Time to stop tech visas i guess, and gas all indians and chinks.

>>16827108
Good on you anon
And pls dont be a shit parent

t.- your daughter from the future

>>16827183
Go for a run, feel like shit, repeat till you stop feeling like shit

>>16827335
>My cat keeps Coughing up hair balls in my bed too
Seek help whit a psychologist RIGHT NOW!

im scandinavian welfare state /neet/ and they pay me 1300$ for just being unemployed. i love this coountry, they take car of their owns, free studying and free healthcare. you could get a free food also if you're drug addict or alcoholist. nobody sleep on the streets, not because its cold in winter but because homeless bums will get even free cribs.

>>16827052
>>16827405
>>16830029
>tfw have to take the bus to class every day
>got fucking bedbugs from the literal subhumans who take public transit
>still have to take the bus every day because I'm a fucking poorfag
I swear to Christ if I get bedbugs again I'm suing the shit out of the transit company. I didn't before because I technically had no proof, but there's nowhere else I come in contact with ghetto niggers that have bedbugs.

>>16826991
If you buy BRAP you won't have to work.

>>16830167
12 minutes here

>>16827115
You need to fix your gut health anon. I think that may be causing this. Praying for you.

>>16832893
This is the conclusion I have come to as well. This isn't natural. This isn't what our ancestors did for many generations. We are agrarian people, not meant to be stuffed up in a box all day for most of our lives.
>>16834341
Think of an escape anon. Best of luck.

>>16836148
Asphalt plant. Seasonal because theres no road construction in winter.

>tfw R.N nurse soon to be M.D

>>16827123
lmao based congratulations. We pro natalist over racist

>>16826991
is there something I can listen to in the morning or after work that does market news aside from bloomberg. I'll fucking blow my had off if I have to listen to that fucking brit bong and that boomer blow hard any longer

Toilberg is going to find out I fucked up tomorrow
I've been trying to hide it for weeks now and it's all going to come out

>>16827108
>letting the hospital take your newborn hostage
>falling for the hospital milieu control and middle aged debt slaves larping as experts
I'm sorry anon, it's difficult to take control of things these days when every single person you rely on manipulates you.
Congratulations BTW

>still have another full week of winter break till uni resumes
>do nothing but lay around, go to gym, and play guitar and vidya
Pretty comfy brehs

>>16830002
i feel like I'm reading the script for an eighties sit com

>Just dragged myself out of bed for work
>8 minutes to browse /biz/ before I have to shower
>Can't stop yawning and eyes feel glued shut
FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK

>>16827052
this except it’s the training bootcamp at your first corporate slave job
>that shinybald late-30s QUIPPER who will not stop making some The Office-tier remark any time anyone says ANYTHING in a horribly obnoxious SNL-tier baritone lispy gay dude voice
>>”dont tell ME what to do!”
>>”toodles!”

>>16840703
>tfw got a corporate slave job ezpz with no degree and only food service experience at 20 years old because my best friend (who’s 26) worked there for a year
thanks boomerfriend
job’s fucking dreadful tho

>>16828223
This. Once these weak faggots get a full time job they will be BEGGING to go back to college or school
>T. Desk wage slave

>bought Ford at the dip and at +193.18% on CRFX
I'm never going to have to work again bros...

>>16827226
Big 4 is the wagie meme epitomised.

>>16835314
bench squat deadlift?

>>16827226
I heard big law firms are even worse tho

What the fuck am I supposed to do? The only tolerable job I've ever had pays nothing. I don't want to go to work 15 minutes early. They aren't paying me for that time. Why the fuck do they deserve it?

>quit my job today
OOOOOOOOH WAGIIIEEEES

>>16845637
ur one rep max

>>16835121
got back good day intense stuff.

have to write up an interview

>>16829074

just got a call from a bank, they are willing to have me over for a 6-month internship
i should be glad right? "bank" sounds very good for your career experience. or maybe my views are outdated and i fell for a meme?

Puked from stress about going into work today already

>>16841445
maybe try cleaning your bed every once in a while

>>16842252
>We are agrarian people
>not meant to be stuffed up in a box all day for most of our lives.
...thats kind of the end result of the specialization of labor that was birthed from agrarian society
MY people were pastoral herders and raped the simpering romans