/biz/ - Business & Finance

TESLA $1000 EOY am I right. It's the real chainlink.

>>16791182
you can thank millenials for single handily saving this economy most have opted to not go to college and instead wage 60 hours a week for goldstein just to buy the latest apple product

>>16791211
>Tesla is worth 180 billion dollars
No. Except Tesla. Tesla is literally the most overpriced stock after netflix, amazon, salesforce etc.
I even drove a Tesla, other than their amazing semi-automous driving, the design of the technical is shit.

>>16791227
Thanks, millenials. 2020 is the year of the Zoomers cucking millenials after they got cucked by boomers.
Feelsgoodmang.

>>16791248
na zoomers have no chance in hell in this lifetime

>portfolio growing 4% a month
>boomers telling me that I'm gambling
>retard ex gf put her money in savings when I told her the economy is going to soar before we broke up
>democrats are going to get shit on too boot thanks to this bull run

what a great 2020

*enters thread*

>>16791268
All my college zoomer buddies are investing in robinhood and M1 finance with their factional shares. Some of us are getting options with 5000% up. It's literally easy money and everyone winning in life while having lots of sex.

Get cucked millennial loser.

>>16791182
>it'll never ever fall down
>t. top buyer

>>16791300
sure you are little man meanwhile i bought in ETH at $7 when i was 17 and already have lived a life of riches and am now just waiting for the next wave

My fucking AMC stock keeps going down. I put half my bank account in at $8.16

>>16791361
>AMC
Get cucked loser

>>16791182
Thats the exit signal...

>>16791361
What in the absolute fuck ru doing?

>>16791248
I'm 24 am I millennial or a zoomer someone tell me I dont even know anymore

>>16791578
zoomers are the cringe lords born in 2000+

>>16791578

>>16791595
>>16791596
Do you see why I'm unsure

>>16791627
you going to trust a based anon or some cuck ass google jew

>>16791678
Good call, thank you based anon. My mind is clear now

>>16791300
Kek, my sides

>t. Based millennial

>>16791227
Literally was on /tv/ where a couple of Anons could not understand the value of investing in Apple stock over buying the latest iPhone.

>>16791211
Year lmao, try month or few months tops, so many idiots that were waiting have huge blue balls right now, it's gonna pump more than these shitty cryptos. Stocks are way to go, fuck crypto, stocks are in a cryptolike bullrun right now, idiots that are sittiing in crypto are literally missing Bitcoin going to $20k equivalent in stocks.

you are right op. economy can never stop booming. i'm taking out a reverse mortgage loan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1eIIQ6s_u0

>>16791300
>All my college zoomer buddies are investing in robinhood and M1 finance with their factional shares. Some of us are getting options with 5000% up. It's literally easy money and everyone winning in life while having lots of sex.

I plan on investing in Robinhood when I get out of debt this year and I'm a 40 yr old boomer.

>>16791805
If you are 40 you are not a boomer.

>>16791182
Stock market profits are NOT risk free.

>>16791361
Diversify or die.

>>16791805
Don't bother with Robin Hood when Charles Schwab offers everything they do and more.

>>16791499
unironically this. gonna call vix calls tomorrow

Whats the best way to invest? Do you guys buy individual stocks or just go with an index fund?
In Australia, my choice of funds seems really limited.

What happens if the fund goes under? Do I lose everything? What if no one wants to buy my part in the fund when its time to cash out? How do I know the fund will be around in 30 years when I want to retire?

>>16792145
Start with index funds and ETFs first. Index funds might need a starting account balance but there is usually an ETF equivalent that allows you to start with no money down. Buy and hold do not sell. Get low expense ratios - tenths of a percent we're talking.

If you want to try your hand at individual stocks to get that 10+ bagger or for dividends then I suggest you keep investing in low expense index funds in the meantime while studying up on how to pick good stocks. Index funds are easy, simple, set it and forget it investing and it usually beats active investing over 90% of the time. Active investing requires mostly luck and is only for the most daring. Don't daytrade though. That is speculation which is a fancy word for gambling.

what's the next 10x stock?

>>16792173

Thanks anon but I already know all of that. You didn't answer any of my specific questions about index/ETFs

>>16791678
With Financial decisions?

Is Chainlink a stock?

>>16791300
>Some of us are getting options with 5000% up.

are you investing in spx/gold or what?

>>16791388
>>16791532
>>16791874
When Netflix or Disney acquires AMC at $25/share it'll all be okay

>>16791596
I'm 27 so I'm outside of this cut off. Have never felt like a millenial and don't feel like a zoomer. Be that as it may, I have your back brother. Fuck millennials. Get money.

>>16791791
Understand that the target demo for this ad is boomers (and not in the ironic way). Fuck boomers.

>>16792202
If you buy an ETF that has been around for at least 3-4 years, with a lot of liquidity/a large daily trade volume, and with an overall good performance you ought to be good. Try to avoid highly specialized ETFs because those go under a lot (google the LGTBQ ETF, kek). Keep the sectors you go into broad or USA based. SPY and QQQ (along with their many variants) are always a safe bet.

>>16792145
Individual microcap stocks buy and hold style.

>>16792355
you sound like a typical edgy millenial, kys

>>16791182
>Fuck low IQ crypto gamblers.

I hold a lot of stocks, mainly banks bought cheap.

I also hold dividend paying etfs
I also hold foreign property
I also hold art
I also hold antiques
I also hold gold
I also hold silver
I also hold diamonds
I also hold forestry
I also hold land
I also hold some crypto
I also hold antique arms
I also hold livestock, horses, cattle, hawk
I also hold rental
I also hold cash, pensions, tax free bonds
I also hold first edition and antiquarian books
and other things, the lost loot from forgotten kingdoms that reigned for millennia and were forgotten to. In my home I walk through spaces that are packed with pricess works that could easily grace the Louvre or Met yet here they are in my home.

I've seen wars and countries, women, children, friends and family come and go, most forever into dust, or just lost in time and mass movements, countries, cults, celebrities, revolutions, presidents, kings and queens, tycoons, battles, sieges, ideologies, come and go. I've had guns held to my head and said, go on pull the trigger and waited. My hands have been red with other mens blood, my face wet with tears and been deafened by screams. I've laughed and danced and loved. I've made nations and been loved by many, changed a billion lives but also hated and forgotten. I'm still here. I've written books and music and poems, devices and mechanisms and then seen others claim them as their work I've killed and made life. I'll be here when you are all forgotten. I'll try and remember you people but I can't promise. Never call anyone else an idiot. You might be wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhLxh0YgxRY

People laughed at me when I told them the president after Obama would bring about the Golden Age of America. This was when he got elected the second time. They laughed.

>>16792598
No empire as great as America which only began the path to reaching its zenith with the collapse of the USSR vanished quickly, the USA will be the dominant military, economic and cultural empire on the earth for all the lives of the people here and their childrens lives to. You'll all be long dead and dust by the time America is not the prime power in the world and is sickening.

>>16792487
You sound like an incel with quite some practice in telling people to kys on the internet. Have sex.

>>16791182
Sounds like a bubble. Id sell if i were you.

>>16791234
>other than their amazing semi-automous driving, the design of the technical is shit
you cannot be fucking serious

>>16793247
10x this. as long as interest rates are this low worldwide, there has to be a bubble. every american company is heavily overvalued, since european investors try to get their euros in dollar and therefore dump on european stocks and european stocks are overvalued, since the ecb gives out loans at negative interest rates.
but as long as
>muh stock go up :))))
retards wont ask why or how

>>16793317
kys tesla fanboy

>>16793453
im not. just speak aloud the words you've written. you be very young my friend. what teslas done...consequences will never be the same. its the same with quantum computing and DWAVE. nobody was trying particularly hard to make these things reality b/c they got paid either way or were risk adverse. happy to make easy money in the casino, why innovate at all...

>>16792588
buy chainlink faggot