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>>16772258

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If the tutes wouldn't lend out their shares of LCI at abysmal interest rates then it would fly.

>> No.16776242

What are you considering selling, what are you considering holding?

>> No.16776249
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Say my name....

>> No.16776254
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post your bags right fucking now!

>> No.16776259

I was going to say high finance is jewish but high finance is actually smoking a blunt and making shitty options trades on robinhood.

>> No.16776269

>>16776242
Selling nothing
Holding everything
Buying memes every dip

>> No.16776271

>>16776237
yep.. but for now.. shorts will borrow and pay interest on a sideways moving stock and institutions are getting that interest on a sideways moving stock that doesn't pay dividend.... some people just don't understand how any of it works...

>> No.16776298

>>16776242
Selling everything
Holding nothing
Buying memes on every dip

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Looking at the options for LCI.. no wonder all these bashers are coming out left and right.. their fucking options aren't moving lol... just buy more guys.. surely that will work

>> No.16776351

I would like some help understanding something.

In ETNs that sell call options for certain commodities or indexes, say USOI for example, what you want is a volatile sideways movement in that index or commodity, correct? You want investors to buy those calls that the ETN managed fund is selling and you want them to lose on those calls so that the fund keeps the premium and the ETN appreciates in value. Or do I have it wrong

>> No.16776353

I have around $1,000. Should I buy a divvy index fund or just buy the divvy stocks themselves?

Please help me divvyfrens

>> No.16776355

>>16776305
Almost like the historic volatility is low as fuck lmao imagine that

>> No.16776369
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STOP SELLING PEPSI

consumer staples getting absolutely skullfucked...

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My brain hurts guys. I just want to be successful so bad. I've been spending literal hours researching and trying to make good trades but I just keep getting owned. What do you anons do to take a break? I am really hurting for some direction guys.

>> No.16776378

>>16776355
it has a beta of 2.22..... I'd love for them to bring the price down just a little more.. but then I hope they get greedy and buy more puts :)

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>>16776371
Consumer staples are getting fucked and KHC is one of the worst, most speculative, debt laden, and has already cut their dividend in recent history. So... you know... start small and only blow up your account after 1 year or so.

Today is my explosion day.

>> No.16776420

>>16776353
Fund

>> No.16776427

>>16776242
Holding MAXR. Bought these for 4.85$ each. Shit's gold.

>> No.16776430

>>16776403
Yeah I regret the KHC play I tried to make. I do not however regret the memes.

>> No.16776455

This might possibly be the worst OP we've had.

>> No.16776465
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>>16772525
Jesus christ anon this is fucking gold thank you and god bless the anon who originally posted that, I have already learned more about forex in a single class than anywhere else

>> No.16776466

>>16776371
buy stocks that pay dividends and hold them till death or the divy payment stops.

>> No.16776500

>>16776466
Shill me some cheapo divvy stocks. Im down to my last 80 bucks of play money

>> No.16776510
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Holding meme stocks
Buying meme dips
>>16776242

>> No.16776518

>>16776353
I like individual stocks, but i'm ok with volatility hitting my principle. Index funds will be less volatile and more diversified given they can be cross sector. However, i hate mer fees. i want my money, all of it.

>> No.16776533

>>16776510
doesn't look right with hair

>> No.16776538

>>16776500
Qyld

>> No.16776553

What is the fucking selloff based on?

>> No.16776559

>>16772533

Well now... this seems quite based
Screened for further research

>tfw wasting my life being natty and no psychedelics
I like this anon. I think he’s new and hope he sticks around. Give hope.

>> No.16776585

>>16776466
WPG
F
OXLC

Only cheapies I know of off the top of my head.

>> No.16776587

shill me some divvy stocks. currently loading up on caterpillar.

>> No.16776595

>>16776585
>>16776500

>> No.16776602

>could have made +40% selling ONTX today
go back up you fucker

>> No.16776605

>>16776587
>caterpillar
any kind of economic slowdown anywhere in the world and CAT will shit the bed.

>> No.16776611

>>16776538
Thanks fren

>> No.16776618

>>16776553
DIX weakened yesterday
Merck got bad data. Real bad sign for the US economy.

The market decided that the previous rally was fake and/or gay. Also, we were due for a January selloff, and I loaded up on bull positions.

>>16776587
I would wait on cat... the selloff in Tyson has me concerned that details about the trade deal are going to be much worse than we though, and were going to get a big sell-the-News event.

>> No.16776644

>>16776618
>>16776605
so shill me some to buy instead then!!

>> No.16776665
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Nice double bottom.

>> No.16776680

>>16776500
its an ETF but I like SRET

>> No.16776694

Literally couldve put my money into crypto and it would’ve been a better investment than meme-ci

>> No.16776698

Stocks are for losers. Enjoy your single-digit annual gains.

>> No.16776700

>>16776466
also sell calls to collect premium

>> No.16776705

>>16776665
How can it be a "nice double bottom" if it haven't even rejected it yet?

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>>16776207
X looks like it's going back up to $13
Amd about to rise up too

>> No.16776733

>Tesla is 470

Literally how? Ofc. I am kicking myself for not buying atleast 100 shares when it was 180, but fuck, it feels overvalued.

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I swear to God, if AMRN came out and gave definitive proof that Vascepa cures cancer, the stock would still be at $20. What the fuck is the deal here?

>> No.16776766

Feeling Marvell MRVL this year, their 5G chip deliveries to Samsung and Nokia will take off in 2020

>> No.16776772

>>16776733
I hope I make it for the next $200 dip

>> No.16776784

>>16776758
It's P R I C E D I N

Also the CEO keeps saying no buyout.

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Big dick energy. Shorting Amazon....

>> No.16776830

>>16776733
Bought at 390. Jumping ship now, this feels like it's about to pop. And profit is profit.

>> No.16776843

>>16776758
>>16776784
I'm down $14,000 on this piece of shit. The fucking CEO needs to be fired and the company needs to be sold

>> No.16776856

Fucking reits. Building boom my ass.

>> No.16776868

>>16776698
aren't most cryptoshits down 99% from their ATH?

>> No.16776900

>>16776766
Based

I bought yesterday. Will buy more if it dips.

Unless I go broke from all the PEP calls I bought that don’t seem to be reversing...

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>>16776843
At this point, I’ve given up all hope for a buyout and am just hoping it goes up a couple bucks in the next few months and I can cash out

>> No.16776911

I don't think GALT will be doing a partnership or sell off, it's starting to look like they might try and go it alone.

>>16776843
That's rough, ObiJon.

>> No.16776927

>>16776644
Citigroup

>> No.16776929

>>16776911
What does this mean to us holding the stock fellow GALTanon?

>> No.16776941

>>16776929
Worst case scenario, the scariest word next to bankrupt... D I LU T I O N

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>>16776911
I think they will clear the P3 protocol with the FDA and then sell. So sometime in Q1.

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Buy gold. Now.

>> No.16777004

>>16776984
Don't tell me what to do devil woman

>> No.16777045

Any Yuros here tried Interactive Brokers?

How did you find it?

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>BIOC popped
Woooo, about time. Not to mention as I was typing my 72 entry on BYND also just paid off. Day ended big, kek'd.

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I'm thinking of putting a lot of money into IBM. They have divvy, stock is at a massive discount, and they are getting into cloud properly having bought over red hat.

Does anyone think it's a bad idea?

>> No.16777143

>>16776758
AMRN pump over?

>> No.16777191

>ONTX

brehs...

>> No.16777196

>sava isn't closing over 8
Damn.

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What the fuck is going on with BYND?

>> No.16777206

>>16777143
It’s been over since the FDA approval last month

>> No.16777218

I’m mainly invested in S&P, BABA and AMZN with a total of 85k. The past year has been very comfy but I’m feeling increasing fomo by seeing anons profiting insanely of meme stocks. Anyone else in my shoes willing to talk some sense into me?

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>>16776758
Pretty massive call buying today, I just jumped in to the trade.

Not sure if it’s the same small specs dummies who’ve been buying for weeks... either they’re betting on today’s news moving it (despite every analyst with the big firms saying the trade is done) or they think they’ll have big news when they present at JPM.

Looks like AZN has a drug that’s goig to compete hard with it... but I’m hoping to scratch some % out of it.

>> No.16777228

>>16777082
Fat divvy, P/E is below market average, cash flows are good, divvy is covered. Debt to equity is crazy levered, not good. That said IBM isn't going anywhere-- Fill your boots.

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how did you deal with your first big red day? today was a bloodbath

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .47%, nuuuuuuu!!
Poor PEPpers n 'chup got hit hard, CGC and GEO cooling off a little but I ain't worried, my covvies are cozy. QYLD doing well, profits harvested on BWL/A, 2% secured on UNG.
I'm so fudgy tired at work today, it's day 3 no carbs in diet. Feels like I've been swimming for hours, arms heavy. Mind is clear tho and I'm getting that ketosis sweaty feeling, this gonna be good for me.

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>>16777191
SL raid. Not a bad thing if you're long, but if you're looking for quick bucks this isnt the best hold. News is coming but no guarantees when

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>>16777242
-.50%
Curses

>> No.16777280

>>16777228
So you reckon it's only good for dividends and not for growth?

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>>16777242
Managed to get it to a .2% loss, but things were looking hairy mid day

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.16777292

So, any of you faggots ride the no-meat meat wave today? I gotta thank whatever anon it was that mentioned MCD and BYND speculation yesterday. That combined with seeing the BK and Impossible Meat news forced my hand this morning at open to buy calls. My only regret is selling half of them around noon. But gotta lock in those gains....800% up on my Friday 78s LOL

Went long on calls for SLV and GLD this morning, too and since I was down to just $15 in the account, dumped the rest in SPY 219 puts expiring tomorrow. Gonna be bloody I think.

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>>16777230


What red? You need a better watchlist.

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>>16777242
I did absolutely horribly. GTFO'd my KHC calls for a loss and then proceeded to buy some more stupid calls on other shit that wont pay off. But its OK anons. I have a bottle of Jager in the freezer so when I get home I'm gonna get wayyy too drunk for a Tuesday.

>> No.16777322

>>16777292
What I don't understand is, why would BYND go up if their competitor got a partnership? Surely it should have the opposite effect

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>>16777242
Today was possibly my worst day ever; and I sat on my ass DCAing down while getting fucked, despite what I knew about yesterday’s DIX...

>> No.16777334

>>16776698
>he doesn't understand options

coin niggers gonna nig

>> No.16777361

>>16777280

I don't know the business, i don't know what is in their pipeline, or what direction they are headed. but from a dividend fundamentals perspective they've been growing the divvy for 20yrs, and have a 5yr div growth rate of +8%. You'll be well paid while you wait.

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hold on, youre telling me you *still* dont own any TGTX???

>> No.16777388

>>16777318
>buying calls on a stock thats been going down for years
Anon, just give me your money if you dont want it that badly.

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bitcorn kinda surprisingly performing _well_ for once, pmi slightly up still, market at 8000 feet hesitating direction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzISOVu3Oew

>>16776984
meh, you go ahead :P

>> No.16777414

>>16777398
You have an entire board to talk about that shit, go the fuck away

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>>16777242
Good day. Only one minor irritant; Barrick gold sniped my stop on a sell cascade this morning. No biggie though, made money. Bili did pretty good buying up the early morning dip. Everything else green or flat. Feel pretty good about my Lockheed Martin entry yesterday.

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>>16777242
Not so bad. Hope SNSS keeps on keeping on.

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>>16777388
Oh sure. Just rub it in. Like I wasn't hurt enough when it started dropping. I was optimistic about it too. I thought that turd was just about to start floating too.

>> No.16777542

Alright /smg/, shill me some non-meme bio stocks with successful late-stage clinical trials. Will hold for long-term investment.

>> No.16777584

>>16777486
What gave you the confidence to buy the BILI dip? Holding was sketchy enough.

LMT... grrr been waiting for the dip that never comes...

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>>16777242
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>16777292
mcd king warren aint gonna stuff that chemical beef into his mouth :) it's the saturated/oil fat content that matters if you have healthy steak or not after all. vegan steik can be much unhealthier too. then there is moral side some people are against killing animals for human food, but that will be solved as you can soon produce meat in labs without animal lives involved

>>16777414
sounding angry :p im not a bitcorn fanatic but all markets needed to be eyed for sure

>> No.16777601

>>16777322
It makes perfect sense. Shows that the big boy fast food chains are interested in the meatless meat market. Impossible Foods said it couldn't handle supplying MCD anyway, so that leaves open that a competitor could...

You gotta read between the lines sometimes. What's good for the goose is often good for the gander. Same reason why INTC might dump if AMD dumps on a bad earnings report.

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>>16777542

TGTX

AUPH

SGMO

>> No.16777650

>>16777637
actuallly just buy TGTX forget the others

>> No.16777655

>>16777542

They’re all memes. Even the ones with good data are only pump and dumps.

>> No.16777740

>>16777601
>Shows that the big boy fast food chains are interested in the meatless meat market
That makes sense, I didn't think about it that way. Cheers mate

>> No.16777753 [DELETED] 

>>16777542
pharma is boom or bust. even good pharma stocks will shit the bed if a drug fails. just buy some WPG and collect divvies.

>> No.16777829

>>16777600
>mcd king warren aint gonna stuff that chemical beef into his mouth :) it's the saturated/oil fat content that matters if you have healthy steak or not after all. vegan steik can be much unhealthier too. then there is moral side some people are against killing animals for human food, but that will be solved as you can soon produce meat in labs without animal lives involved

what the fuck does that have to do with making 800% gains today?

>> No.16777842

>>16777740

No prob. Ideally, that's why we're all here. Now, if only we could get more intelligent discourse and less shilling of shit stocks and shitcoins.

>> No.16777878

If I could pull 800% gains I wouldn't be such a sad little man

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>>16777584
>What gave you the confidence to buy the BILI dip?
Sorry, I worded that weird. I was just holding an existing position. By buying up I meant other people buying that dip. No stress for me. Bili gets standard trailing stop same as everything else. I am well in the money on it so it's just a matter of how much I make.

>> No.16777992

>>16777829
sorry, i didnt bother to read til the end your senseless post :) just highlighted parts of 'mcd' and 'bynd' and i assumed the mumbling was something related

>>16777601
ah i see i was right, you were talking about mcd being interested in bynd

>> No.16778040

>>16777655
Depends. Bio companies like AXSM and AUPH are exceptions to the definition of P&D stocks, since they got potential BO catalysts from kick-ass data, where the $$$ comes from big pharma. Also, P&Ds are usually apparent in small microcap stocks like ONTX and SNSS (Which is the reason why anons keeping shilling them here). Of course, if you understand the merits behind the MoA and fundamentals, you'll eventually make it.

>> No.16778069

Just bought 1000 shares of KGC how fucked am I?

>> No.16778101

>>16778069
u shoulda bought KHC instead

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>>16777878
You mean like this? But even better?

>> No.16778112

>>16778069
F

>> No.16778120

>>16778101
I still got a couple grand should I throw it in there?

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>BIOC
bros...

>> No.16778205
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B-bros any ideas on what the hell that 2mil afterhours PEP candle is about?

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Apparently there was a panic stampede at general Salami's funeral and at least 78 people died underfoot. That is... I dunno what to say.

>> No.16778214

Imagine being tslaq
Imahine believing zerohedge
Imagine thing the dip late 19 was real

>> No.16778223

Redpill me on SRNE.

T. Buy and hold investor.

>> No.16778227

>>16778210
Dont cry and mourn for a piece of shit and gods leave you alone. Dumb iran filth shooting women and protesters all month

>> No.16778229

>>16778210
They always do that kind of shit, same shit in India during a funeral, so many people it ended with 30-40 dead people. I have no fucking idea how they actually manage to kill people.. but ay, I'm white so what do I know

>> No.16778235

But zerohedge said the usa was fucked
But zerohedge said texla was a zero!111111

>> No.16778237

>>16778210
>78
>trampled

Doubt

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>>16778229
but then when each of those 30-40 people have a funeral, do 30-40 more people get trampled?
seems a bit excessive, no?

>> No.16778310

Verrrry interesting options activity today... implication that traders expect mrk to reverse the selloff perhaps... Costco to go higher... AMAT and ATVI to go even higher... are call options generally much higher volume than puts?

What’s that site that helps you figure out darkpool buying for individual stocks?

>> No.16778324

SNSS just filed the 8-K and confirmed they got an extension until July 6th, so no imminent reverse split. This is very good news expect a pump. https://last10k.com/sec-filings/snss/0001564590-20-000405.htm?utm_source=stocktwits&utm_medium=forum&utm_campaign=8K&utm_term=snss

>> No.16778330

>>16778227
i thought they were forced to mourn at penalty of death

>> No.16778335

>>16778324
SNSS been pumping already

>> No.16778344

>>16778210
Wow... just, wow.
I literally can't even

>> No.16778406

>>16778330
No they kill people upset with gov or showing hair on instagram

>> No.16778454

>>16777992

stay poor

>> No.16778467

>>16778302
Who knows?

>> No.16778519

>INPX was 0.50
>drops to 0.20 in one day
>goes to 7.00 the next day
Wow, who here was holding that mother?

>> No.16778547

>>16778519
reverse split ya ding dong

>> No.16778562
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>>16778406
Yeah...
Fuck instathots and fuck Iran.

>> No.16778564
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16778564

BBC correspondent reporting "rockets" (more mortars?) have hit Ain Al Assad airbase. At least five so far.

https://twitter.com/nafisehkBBC

>> No.16778569

Phew, Iran are bombing shit again and oil is pumping. Almost got stopped out..
BASED

>> No.16778586

>>16777224
Sounds like you should pick up some shares of LK. Shit is on sale right now.

Great branding, untapped market, rapid growth, low overhead vs starbucks, better product vs starbucks (from what I've read).

>> No.16778599

Sucky day. so far this year I've lost about 884.00 dollars, which ain't bad overall. I blame the Iran mess and the games the fat cats are playing now with ONTX. Everytime ONTX tries to fly, the "fat cats" push it down so they can bag cheap shares before ONTX's big news drops later this quarter. Which is ok. Cause I'm waiting. Once the good news drops ONTX will fly for sure.

>> No.16778602

>>16778564
>rockets
Yawn

>> No.16778609
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16778609

Is it even worth doing these preset ones or should I just keep buying near the money and profit off papa musk

>> No.16778610

>>16778586
meant for >>16777218

>> No.16778615

>>16778602
Probably the same militia goons as before with their katyushas. In any case, oil and gold/silver up in reaction, S&P futures slight down.

>> No.16778631

Should I hold my pacific drilling stock or sell at the first decent bump?

>> No.16778634

>>16778599
do ur p&d schemes ever work

>> No.16778674

>>16776420
kek this is the most american ID i have ever seen
also nice 420 digits, buy weed stocks

>> No.16778679

>>16778547
So that's what it was. For a second I thought some people became rich.

>> No.16778712

>>16778631
Feels like a partial profit and trailing stop on the remainder kinda situation here. Iran is definitely quite butt bothered about this development and reports of more tomfoolery will continue even if Iran makes no official military response in timely fashion. Ayatollah losing his shit and REEEEEEing all over the place at the funeral certainly doesn't give the markets confidence in deescalation here.

>> No.16778722

>>16778302
Holy shit I think I have a new fetish.

>> No.16778724

>>16778229
I e heard rumors they where killed for not protesting the USA and wailing at his death. Could just be kike war propaganda though.

>> No.16778740

>>16778519
My INPX holding is just...gone. Fucking RH.

>> No.16778741

Invest in Tesla. Papa Musk won't steer you wrong.

I made 6k this morning selling my options I bought last Friday

>> No.16778760
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16778760

GOLD JUST BROKE A NEW HIGH

>> No.16778762

Da fuk just happened? Futures in free fall

>> No.16778773
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>IRAN'S REVOLUTIONARY GUARD CORPS SAYS IT HAS FIRED "TENS OF MISSILES" AT AL ASAD AIRBASE IN IRAQ - STATE MEDIA
Now let Trump do his revenge for this attack and let my oil position make me rich

>> No.16778791

>>16778760
Why did I sell all my goddamn Barrick calls... I’m so fucked...

...why’d I buy all those PEP calls and fight the fucking tape...

>> No.16778813

Powell pls save me

My 322/321 out credit spreads are going to have my asshole straight raw tomorrow

>> No.16778821

>>16778762
Iran is attacking one of the US air bases in Iraq. Seems to be more determined than the previous scattered handful of mortars.

>> No.16778828

>>16778101
buying a gold mining company isnt the same as buying gold m8

>> No.16778832

>>16778821
Well, I guess time to buy the dip. I can't see this Iran shit really knocking the market much more than 5 or 10% at the absolute most so the best thing to do is keep buying then sit tight

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>>16777242
Gross day all around

>> No.16778875

>after hours has fucked me even more
Jesus Christ what a day...

>> No.16778897

>Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps warns of more "crushing responses" if U.S. military retaliates - state TV
Seriously? They think Trump gives a shit? He just took out your best and prestigious general by far in a foreign country for the world to see. He wanted this response you dumb fucks.. jesus

>> No.16778898

It seems Iran just committed suicide.

>> No.16778901

>>16776207
REMINDER TO ALL BOOMERS:
BUY CHAINLINK

>> No.16778914

>>16778898
like players of SNSS, but luckily for iran they’ll be finished off with more dignity

>> No.16778916
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16778916

>the final chimpout is starting
based

>> No.16778932

>Iran attacking
Hope you're in defense contractors and gold. Here we go lads.

>> No.16778938

Well
What do I do now...

Did they explode the US base or was this an Iraqi position?

>> No.16778939
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16778939

>My oil position right now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>16778932
>Hope you're in defense contractors and gold
That's a yes and yes. Rock and roll.

>> No.16778952

>>16778914
>>16778634
>>16778547
Why are you such an angry nigger

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16778959

GOLD FINNA BUST 1600 GO GO GO GO GO

>> No.16778971

>>16778938
Targeted US bases located in Iraq. No information on casualties. Trump briefing with national security council.

>> No.16778974

>>16778952
i’m happy as all good boys are, you’re lil micro pumps are just funny don’t get upset pls

>> No.16778982

Boy can't wait to eat shit tomorrow

>> No.16778999
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16778999

>Breaking - Iran Revolutionary Guard takes credit for rocket attack on Al-Asad airbase in Iraq

>> No.16779005

>>16778828
>>16778069

>> No.16779007

>>16778999
that's a big brain play right there
Iranians are known for their cleverness

>> No.16779009

>>16778982
I’m right there with ya friendo

>> No.16779012

>>16778914
>being this mad

>> No.16779014

SPY down to 319, long some calls yeah?

>> No.16779018
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16779018

>>16777600
>all markets needed to be eyed for sure
this

>> No.16779027
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>>16778999
Well well well...

THIS WAS ALREADY THE WORST DAY OF MY INVESTING CAREER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW MUCH CAN I PAY FOR TVIX OR VXX WITHOUT GETTING FUCKED?!

>> No.16779029

>>16778999
finally we get to GLASS iran

BULLISH long term

>> No.16779030

Reports that US jets are deploying from the United Arab Emirates. Looks like some sand is about to become glass

>> No.16779047
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16779047

I HAVE SO LITTLE GOLD AND LMT
NO VIX OR PUTS

ALL IN CALLS AND PUT SPREADS

IM FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKEEEDDDDD

What do I do while shwab is still open?

>> No.16779054

so what will the retaliation aganst iran be?

>> No.16779062
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>>16778999
Numbers! Guess it's time to get that list of 52 targets back out of the oval office desk drawer.

>> No.16779064

So what's the end goal? We gonna invade iran and "liberate" them or are we just going to flatten them?

>> No.16779065

>>16779030
Link pls

>> No.16779071

>>16779030
I wonder what they’ll rename the place on the map that used to be Iran?

>> No.16779073

>>16779047
look at it this way
bombing Iran doesn't actually effect the economy that much
the markets, even in an overreaction, won't move as much as they did last december
keep your pants on and take deep breaths

>> No.16779077

>>16779064
Whatever helps Israel the most. Not meming in the slightest

>> No.16779086

>>16779073
If we wreck their oil refineries we would essentially end their state, that’s all that shithole has

>> No.16779096

If they knew Iran wanted to strike back, why did they stay in obvious targets?

>> No.16779097

>>16779077
50% "what looks good for Trump to get him re-elected"
45% "what does Israel want"
5% "what does Saudi Arabia want"

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>>16779047
buy stocks dip

>> No.16779107

>>16779073
unless it turns into another forever war

>> No.16779109

>>16779096
What else were they supposed to do, camp in tents in the desert?

>> No.16779116

Is Aurora Cannabis worth buying? It looks like they've got amazing potential with shit management. Could a turnaround happen?

>> No.16779121

>>16779107
that's just debt debt for your grandkids' grandkids

we'll be on Mars and invading Syria if that's what Israel wants

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>>16779073
Thanks bud... but I didn’t keep enough cash on hand

>>16779086
This reks Japan
And Skyrockets the price of oil
Which stops consumer spending
Which is like 6% of the economy.

>>16779105
You’re right but
My fucking options, all the moneys will be GONE
Thanks thought you damn right

>> No.16779128

>>16779109
At least be in a underground bunker.

>> No.16779146

>>16779116
MJ stocks will be strangled by high taxes and the fact they can't get capital from banks until it gets federally legalized
Once it it is legalized, Phillip Morris and Altria will demolish them with their production capacity already in place after a short lag

>> No.16779155

>>16779096
These bases are basically made to fight Iran, they knew the missiles were launched as soon as they lifted so the soldiers hid in the massively fortified bunkers.
I have to say though, Iran actually doing this revenge attack proves that they are dumb as shit. USA and Israel wanted this to happen and Iran just lost their "high ground"-card in the UN for the world to see. They should have just waited this out and played the good guys, it would have damaged the US way more. So fucking dumb.

>> No.16779161

Jeez they got the jap and European casters on fast, interrupting whatever garbage shark tank or whatever shit.

>> No.16779164

We should be able to kick Iran's ass pretty quick, considering the US and Israel have been preparing to do it for literally 4 decades

>> No.16779170

>>16779126
Us is oil exporting nation now doesn’t effect us that bad

>> No.16779178

>>16778999
how do I turn this information into gainz?
domestic oil maybe? defense contractors?

>> No.16779187

>>16779164
I mean we kicked Iraq (twice) and Afghanistans asses pretty quick too
It wasn't cheap though. And the "rebuilding" part after was even more expensive.

we need to develop better laser technology so we can kill sandies without the expensive missiles and bombs

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16779195

But it's seriously a masterstroke how Netanyahu ducked out on any association with this mess before it blew up. They finally got America to attack Israel and they won't have to fire a shot

>> No.16779206

>>16779195
it's a bit surprising that Iran went on the offensive, launching some fireworks, no?

>> No.16779212

>>16779195
>They finally got America to attack Israel
I wish

>> No.16779215

>>16779195
Obviously I meant "to attack Iran", bit of a freudian slip I guess

>> No.16779231

I'll buy the shit out of this dip. It won't end in war.

>> No.16779243

Iran needs freedom, lgbt flags in every mosque by june

>> No.16779245

>>16779164
>US and Israel have been preparing to do it for literally 4 decades
Imagine thinking (((our greatest ally))) will risk valuable Jewish blood when there are goyim for this.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-iraq-security-israel-iran/israel-tries-to-stand-aside-from-us-iranian-conflict-idUSKBN1Z60JF

"JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israel sought on Tuesday to stand aside from the conflict between its close ally the United States and Iran, and said it was unclear whether Tehran’s abandonment of uranium enrichment limits meant it was on a path toward a nuclear weapon."

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>>16779116
>Could a turnaround happen?
Yes.
>Is Aurora Cannabis worth buying?
I consider it very high risk at this time. If the markets are going to do a dip over the middle east kerfuffle, the best bet is to wait it out and buy good strong companies off the lows.

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>>16779164
But how to do it without killing global economy... dominoes falling... Japan and China and India no longer getting Iraqi/Iranian oil... prices spike and this kills the consumer.

>>16779170
We are the marginal supplier so this will be excellent for texas and the shale patch, but even then, if the global demand for us oil is surging uhhhhhhh that’s still going to hit the US consumer. And then no ones taking road trips to Disneyland or buying brand new cybertrucks...

>>16779212
VERY surprising
I don’t see their endgame here, unless getting a lot of Iranians killed will stop the protesting.
>>16779231
That’s what I thought but this is quite the escalation.

Also... can never really know when the dip is the bottom or it’s about to fall out.

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SECOND ROUND OF MISSILES STARTED
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>> No.16779272

>>16779146
>Phillip Morris and Altria will demolish them
Or just buy them out. Saves some work/money building out production facilities. It'll probably be some time before US goes fed legal though.

>> No.16779277

>>16779258
Lmao this guy...
You’ve been praying for a crash for years

>> No.16779297
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GOLD 1600 UNITED STATES OF A SMASSSSSSHHHHU

>> No.16779325
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16779325

FUTURES -350
>FUTURES -350
FUTURES -350
>FUTURES -350
FUTURES -350
>FUTURES -350

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>>16779325
I wonder where Johnny B is right now
probably begging Trump to let him into the war room so that he can bust his nut

>> No.16779356

Those of you with after hours trading you have 37 more minutes to load up on SPXL. Shit's already dipped 4% and could be back up by the morning. Don't miss out bros

>> No.16779397

>>16779342
Hes still whitehouse staff or a special advisor or something I think...
Damn he could’ve stopped this if we’d just bombed and droned the country to shit.

>>16779356
This will take a while to shake out... I assume you’re joking.

It’ll be interesting to see how long gold, oil, bonds, and the yen spike in buying.

>> No.16779437

>start buying options last week after quitting because of a losing streak in 2018
>iran bombs a us air base
fuck this shit

>> No.16779445

>>16779397
I thought that Trump and Johnny parted in a not-amicable way
because there were those whispers for a few days that he was considering testifying to the Senate to help the Democrats

who knows, maybe Old man Bolton has some real dirt on Trump, maybe we're gonna bomb their whole oily country just as a little quid-pro-quo

>> No.16779446

Waiting for all the gains i've made in december to evaporate

>> No.16779447
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FUTURES -400
>FUTURES -400
FUTURES -400
>FUTURES -400
FUTURES -400
>FUTURES -400
FUTURES -400
>FUTURES -400

>> No.16779455

>>16779397
I think it's gonna blow over in a week or so. At least take a little nibble. You can always sell the bounce and buy more when it drops lower. Remember none of us has a crystal ball

>> No.16779471
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16779471

The FOOTBALL has arrived

>> No.16779491

>>16779471
I really can't imagine a nuke being used, but if one is, I am 100% selling everything.

>> No.16779493

>>16779471
I wonder what Pompeo was reading in his car
was he reading a book?
maybe he was reading the /smg/ thread on his phone

>> No.16779494
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If they kill American troops it's big. If they are leveling infrastructure this will de-escalate gradually.

>> No.16779495

>>16779491
We at least told the japanese we were going to nuke them before we did it

>> No.16779498

>>16779446
I've cashed out 2/3 of my portfolio a few hours ago with solid gains. Pure luck that I did so right before this bullshit.

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>>16779493

>> No.16779519

>>16779471
Getting a little spooped here. No way he would do that. A man cannot have balls that large and brass like

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>>16779471
>carrying a large bag
Beyond Meat shares?

>> No.16779528

>>16779471
Do you mean futbol?
>>16779494
Yep that’s the redline...
They NEVER take credit. I guess they can’t into proxy warfare without salami general

>> No.16779548

>>16779495
technically we didn't

we were firebombing the shit out of their cities but they didn't announce the nuke until after we leveled Hiroshima because we weren't sure that it would work.

>> No.16779555

>>16779471
That's stupid, the bag is always suppose to be next to the president. Not in a car somewhere with the defense secretary

>> No.16779558

>>16779524
that would be funny, but isn't BYND climbing again?
you should have said LCI shares or biopharma shares or dudeweed shares

>> No.16779574

>>16779558
>isn't BYND climbing again?
Yeah it had good news today.

>> No.16779580

>>16779494
It's 95% all out war already

>> No.16779581

>>16779555
There is more than one football

>> No.16779596

>>16779580
Nope. It's not even close yet. Firing missiles near bases is a show. Not a war.

Killing people is war.

>> No.16779599

>>16779581
wait that isn't true for American football or international football
what kind of game are you trying to play

>> No.16779602

>>16779555
Do you really believe the longnose tribe would leave this choice to the president?

>> No.16779607
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16779607

SAVE US PRESIDENT TULSI

btw none of this would be happening if George W and Cheny didn’t go over there and build based in iraq...

Iran also declaring that Israel is at fault for this as an American ally. God please I would love for Israel to preemptively tactical nuke Iran...

>> No.16779611

>>16779596
sorry dude, I'm normally a bull

This is war. You can't respond "lightly" and tit for tat. All of USA's weapons are probably en route right now

>> No.16779618

Iran warning US to remove soldiers

THIS IS FROM THAT FUCKING LETTER SHOWING WEAKNESS GOD DAMN IT

>>16779580
That’s not what all out war means...

>> No.16779619

>>16779611
0% chance of a war we might merk their oil though

>> No.16779623

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>> No.16779629

>>16779619
Okay, maybe no invasion

full military power directed at Iran

>> No.16779637

>>16779581
No, but I guess it could be the actual football since he seemed to be pretty close to the white house. Who knows.

>>16779602
Yes? He's fully under their control and wouldn't be there if they couldn't fully trust him

>> No.16779643

>>16779623
Shut the fuck up, we're talking about WWIII now.

>> No.16779650

dem futures lol

>> No.16779657
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16779657

How much crude would be lost from glassing Iran?

>> No.16779659

>>16779629
That means it's not a war. It's just bullshit. So buy the dip.

>> No.16779664

What do you think odds are the source of the rockets aren't being bombed and targeted right now by USA

1% they arent? maybe 2%?

It's inside Iran so that means basically all AA assets re on the table too.

>> No.16779669

>>16779657
Well it wasn't making money for the US so I guess it doesn't matter

>> No.16779673

>Iranian Airforce has been deployed
What did they mean by this?

>> No.16779674

>>16779657
none, although China gets 80% of their oil from Iran, sure would be a real shame if something happened to it just as the USA became oil independent over the past 2 years, real damn shame

>> No.16779677

why the fuck does this shit always happen after-hours?

>> No.16779682

Pussy trump what’s it going to take?
Blowing up ALL of aramco? Effigies of ivanka?

>>16779637
What the fucks the football, doesn’t he just need a phone line and the codes?

>> No.16779685

>>16779677
Because all world leaders are in a conspiracy to fuck us

>> No.16779688

>>16779643
>1 post by this ID

>> No.16779694

>>16779673
It means Iranians planes and USA planes are going at it right now

>> No.16779698
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16779698

So how badly is the market going to crash tomorrow?

>> No.16779705

some goatfucking mudslimes are thinking allah is going to come down and win them the war

that's what you are seeing

Iran vs USA in full swing

>> No.16779713

>>16779698
take a peak at futures for a hint

>> No.16779715

God damn it I just want to make some extra money from stocks after working my ass off all day I didn't ask for world war III

>> No.16779717

>>16779698
Who knows. I'd close the market if I was USA while

>> No.16779720

>>16779674
>>16779669
Not US oil, just oil period.
Less resources is bad for the global economy, it’s like how space mining hold asteroids would be good for everyone in aggregate.

>>16779698
Depends on what trump says when he, probably, addresses the nation via twitter tonight (or television if he wants to be a goddamn professional for once)

If he says “plunge protection team lol buy stocks” then we’re golden.

>> No.16779725

>>16779657
most of it is underground
if we nuke their wells directly you might lose quite a bit, but as long as you don't bomb the wells directly, most of the oil will just stay underground to be dug up later

>> No.16779729

Most importantly, what does this mean for biopharma meme stocks?

>> No.16779733
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>>16779673
makes me sad if our boys have to shoot down beautiful F-14s
what a beautiful plane

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It's being fed mudslime pilots as we shitpost

God Bless the F22

>> No.16779747
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> mfw AMD futures

Is it because of the upcoming war?

>> No.16779754

>>16779437
SO MUCH THIS HOLY SHIT

I actually have a 200 dollar options portfolio, AMZN call spread is dead now. Thank God I got a Chevron call and a Twitter put ITM I might be able to survive this.

>> No.16779755

>>16779747
Yes. MASSIVE uncertainty spike for all markets

>> No.16779758

>>16779725
Still big risk of it being irradiated if nukes and blown up by Iranians when it looks like they’re losing, if not nukes.

Shame the neutron bomb thing wasn’t as great as we’d hoped.

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Came here to find out why i lost 5% after hours today. Now I see why...

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Of course the only reported casulties were iraqi soldiers, always them getting the stick because everyone else are smart enough to hide

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>>16779737
you can bet those pilots are holding back tears.
no American pilot would feel good about shooting down an F-14, doesn't matter what godless durka durka is in the cockpit

>> No.16779779

I-Is it time to sell all my declining stocks or wait it out..

>> No.16779783

They're saying no u.s forces were killed so this might blow over soon. If no american lives were lost we won't really do shit.

>> No.16779787

Well hot dog. My AMD calls are dead but my LMT calls are going up like crazy. Good thing that I hedged for geopolitical risks!

>> No.16779789

stock market theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OacVy8_nJi0

>> No.16779791

>>16779773
imagine being an iranian relatively decent IQ person going up in your outdated shit because allah is all powerful and flying out to your death

kamikaze spirit in action, hope they drank

>> No.16779794

>>16779773
Nah we need to get the obsolete models out of the air so Lockheed can pump out more of the new badass ones.

Goddamn I used to have 4 times as much LMT I’m such a fucking retard.

>> No.16779801

The last two market days have been been tricky. They looked like they'd go one direction at the start but went the other way. I just hope this turns out to a big nothingburger and the panic subsides

>> No.16779809

>>16779783
if they coordinated with USA like we did for our cruise missile attacks on Syria it might not be war.

That's the only way..

I'd still march some people out to the sites they said and push for war though. Iran is strategically a great target for the USA war machine.

>> No.16779816

I recall a few of us bought ROYT at .20, I don't think there are many left if any aside myself, but it's pumping right now.

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>>16779791
Yeah but 42 virgins (and I have no concept of “good sex” or blowjobbies or big ass japs)

>> No.16779825

>>16779729
A true /smg/Chad I see.

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I hate oil spikes to my core, this hurts FDP and other food stocks with cargo ships

>> No.16779850

>>16779841
you've enjoyed low oil for a long time

>> No.16779852

>>16779841
it's chill
they're hedged

>> No.16779858

>>16779773
As an aircraft enthusiast myself all I can say is fuck Nixon for letting those bastardos get their filthy hands on our Tomcats

>> No.16779859

>>16779817
When I make it, I'm going to japan for a sex tour.

>> No.16779861

>Only Iraqi casualties
Oh no no no

>> No.16779878

>>16779801
It’s not

>> No.16779900

What should i be buying right now? LMT and gold juniors?

>> No.16779906

>that AMD dip
yeah i'm going all in

>> No.16779921

>>16779906
smart -- this will pass

>> No.16779941

>>16779900
>buying after the fact

>> No.16779945

>BREAKING: President Trump is expected to address the nation later tonight, according to CNN

Ooooo, content for us nolifers

>> No.16779951

my amd and tqqq are suffering some real asspain right now

>> No.16779953

Looks like SOXL LABU PILL gonna be on sale soon...

Take tour time buying the dip! They gotta pull all that money out of somewhere to buy gold oil and missiles

>> No.16779956
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>buy anything today
>it goes down and will continue to go down because of what happened today

>> No.16779970

Well this shit is heating up biggly. Iran says now that if we (U.S) retaliates against them for this latest attack then Iran will strike back inside america. Considering that we (U.S) will most certainly retaliate the steady march towards full blown war is pretty much a sure bet now.

>> No.16779977

>Iran is warning that if there is retaliation for the two waves of attacks they launched their 3rd wave will destroy Dubai and Haifa
Looks like we're getting full blown sand conflict

>> No.16779980

>>16779941
Thats what I thought yesterday though...

>> No.16779984

>>16779953
PILL-bro, this is SOXL-anon checking in. We boutta get rich. It's our time

>> No.16779985

>>16779970
Sauce now faggot

>> No.16779993

>>16779977
How has Israel not established a MAD system in the region...

>> No.16780003

>>16779970
They never said "strike back inside america" though

>> No.16780004

>>16779985
In its Telegram channel, Iranian Revolutionary Guard says the “Pentagon reports that the US will respond to Iran’s attacks.”

IRGC then says in a footnote, “This time we will respond to you in America”

>> No.16780007

>>16779977
Also Iranian Jets have entered Iraqi airspace

>> No.16780015

>tfw this is one of those times I'm likely to get better investment advice from /pol/ than /smg/

>> No.16780016

>>16779993
MAD doesn't even deter iran

look at them, one sided destruction doesn't deter them

>> No.16780023

>>16779729
hold
there will still be cancer in the postapocalypse

>> No.16780024
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>down 8.58%
>the exact % of gain I've made since starting
this is both very lmao and not lmao at all

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>>16779977
Oh boy

>> No.16780028

Anyone know any based smaller cap US defence contractors?

>> No.16780035

Iran threatening UAE and Israel cities for destruction...

that's a new one

>> No.16780039

>>16780030
>>16780030
>>16780030
>>16780030

new thread
go forth and die for Israel

>>16780030
>>16780030

>>16780030

>> No.16780044

>>16780007
Now reporting intense USAF activity over Iraqi airspace. Dogfights momentarily.

>> No.16780046

>>16779977
I didnt realize iran was actually sub 55IQ retarded

>> No.16780048

>>16779984
I have uhhhhh a LOT of my money tied up in calls right now. Basically my whole robinhood account. This sucks. Either it rebounds fast enough for me not to be BTFO and I can’t Use that money to buy the dip, or my account blows up and I can’t buy the dip...

>>16780016
Fuck them dude believing in heaven is just a tool to get people to die for your cause.
>>16780024
Fuck

I really liked escaping the red and being up big. But I did it through calls so... I should’ve known it’d blow up in my face.

>> No.16780050

You people make me sick hoping to profit off of war. I hope all oil, gold, and military stock end up plummeting after war is avoided.

>> No.16780052

I bet big fat Saudi and UAE checks are being sent to USA to fund this

>> No.16780058

>>16780004
They have a fucking Telegram?

Fuck this gay Earth.

>> No.16780061

>>16780050
Unless they shorted?

>> No.16780062

>>16780048
>I have uhhhhh a LOT of my money tied up in calls right now. Basically my whole robinhood account. This sucks. Either it rebounds fast enough for me not to be BTFO and I can’t Use that money to buy the dip, or my account blows up and I can’t buy the dip...
Just stay on top of your trades and roll that shit if you gotta. We'll go back up before a full blown bear but who knows when

>> No.16780070

>>16780050
We're just trying to not be bankrupted by it. My portfolio is down 5% AH.

>> No.16780087

>>16780062
God willing...

I did so much stupid shit today why is there not an undoooooo. Oh well just gotta handle it until it’s handled.

>> No.16780096

Worlds gone to hell. War pending, Australia's about burnt to a crisp, puerto rico getting slammed by the quake, global warming is here, yeah man this world's just shat itself biggly. Glad I don't got kids. All this new shit kids are into just makes me sick anyway.

>> No.16780116

>>16780044
Give me a link or kys

>> No.16780170

I don't think I'll even look at my e-trade account for the next few weeks. I don't wanna see the constant red wave.. I'll look after this shit's blown over or we blow iran to hell, whichever comes first.

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>>16780096
If it's the end times then it doesn't matter that my portfolio is fucking ruined.

>> No.16780187

>>16780116
You KYS first. Source is journalists on twitter. Use hashtags.
>https://twitter.com/AuroraIntel
>https://twitter.com/aliarouzi
Amongst others

>> No.16780192

>>16780170
stop being a little bitch. if you cant stand a drawdown then keep some cash on the side ready to deploy

>> No.16780375

>>16779356
Lol yes buy the dip ATH INCOMING! Read the writing on the wall. Imminent crash. NASDAQ will return negative this year.

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>>16780375
I've already made money buying the dip and selling the bounce in my futures account. What are you doing, anon?