/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16737390
WTF it's real

>>16737390
I would love to play videogames with Lord Sergey and then I would suck his phallus and swallow his seed

>>16737546
never change, linktards

someone ask his highscore

>>16737390
Bullish

THE COIN FOR GAMERS

IF HE HAS TIME FOR GAMES AND TWITTS IT MEANS SERVICE AGREEMENTS IS DONE FAGGOTS. STAKING INCOMING. THIS IS OUR YEAR

>>16737390
Woah he's just like me !!

>>16737586
someone ask him why
>1+ year test net
>6 months main net
>nobody can name a single dapp with users using Chainlink oracles in production
>(with proof link to dapp.com/dappradar/etherscan)
>Linkers: this is bullish!

>>16737703
Hey, Sergey here, our institutional customers don't use retail dapp tracking sites like dapp.coms dappradar, thanks for your interest in our software

>>16737390
Why do you faggots revere this man? He's a pseud and total fraud to boot.

>>16737390
Holy shit is this a signal to marines that the singularity is near? also this>>16737604

It's real, lmao. The game is about dodging burgers and 700k sell-offs too, pure biz meme shit.

>>16737390
>FAT SCAMMER

kys linktards

>>16737748
I mean...it's just enough reddit to be real. Papa Serg, call him a gamer word (nigger) for verification. It's ok, you're amongst frens here.

One of us, one of us, one of us.

>>16737390
NASA-r-eth has spoken
>https://twitter.com/NASA/status/1212237280754257921

Sergey such a nice dude, wish I could sit and have a convo with him about life one day I bet he has an insane outlook

Sergey pandering to fans. He really cannot escape bizdom. Oohhhhh linkies

>>16737803
Yes. We were supposed to make it last month/year

>>16737855
>>16737955
Nigger

>>16737390
https://twitter.com/SergeyNazarov/status/1213198972996767744

HOLY FUCK ITS REAL. Sooo glad i sold at ATH.

>>16737613
Hehehehehehehehehehhehee

>>16737748
no link to dapp.com/dappradar/etherscan? Thank you for confirming there's literally not a single dapp using Chainlink oracles in production. There is not a single institutional customer.

Because of you anons here can sleep comfortably knowing they made the right decision by not buying LINK.

>>16737613
This. I just spent all of my money on chainlink because of how real sergay is. A standup guy like him would never betray his followers.

I don’t hold any link, you guys told me it was a scam so I didn’t buy. I have no one to blame but myself...

>>16737390
>>16737411
>>16737423
>>16737546
>>16737604

>>BUY LINK
>>ORACLES
>>TECHNOLOGY
>>BLOCKCHAIN
>>ERC20 SHIT TOKEN
>>BUY CHAINLINK
>>SIRGAY IS WELL SPOKEN AND A GENIUS AND CREATED BITCOIN
>>WE ARE NOT A CULT
>>BELIEVE IN VAGUE UNDERSTANDINGS
>>A BLOGPOST MADE US PUMP
>>SIBOS, NEXT EVENT, NEXT MONTH, $10, $100, $1000, $10000, $100000, ETC, ETC
>>INSIDER THREAD, BELIEVE ME, NOT PAID BY CHAINLINK TO PROMOTE, BELIEVE ME
>>CHAINLINNK NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM SEC
>>DEVS ARE DUMPING, NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GIVING IT TO START-UPS
>>IT WILL CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN, ALL IN
>>GET YOUR ENTIRE FINANCIAL FUTURE ON THIS, COME ON MAN
>>COME ON THIS TITANIC WITH USSSS, REEEE, WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING OUR BAGGGSSSS!

>>16737822
lmao. sergey you are a god.

>>16737748
Can confirm this is Sergey. He uses commas often when a period is more appropriate. Otherwise a LARP who’s studied his syntax intricacies.

>>16737390
>almost like a modern form of meditation

absolutely based

>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

>>16739029
Hi, real sergey here, I’ve hired a Japanese burger artisan from japan and I keep him chained linked in my kitchen. I’m a really fat fuck and I’ve never had a girl who isn’t related to me give me a hug.

>>16737589
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>>16737803
holy fuck, have we made it brothers??????

>>16737390
based
what a beauty

>>16739094
I can feel it fren, the tides are changing

>>16738139
I wish the frog retards would fuck off. Just quit posting the god damn frog.

>>16737390
This is a massive buy signal.

Sergey knows that we know that he knows that we know and he is signalling to us. The time is now boys. It's happening tonight. Strap in. Good God I'm so excited for all of you.

>>16739314
no

>>16737390
lmao i like the fact that he just acknowledges the 700k dump meme in the game. kinda sad if you think about the state of the hodlers
what a chad

>>16739536
I get this feeling too. It’s like Charlie Lee’s sell signal, but more subtle and the opposite (buy).

December 2017 this tweet would have pumped the price 20%

>>16739536
Why do you trannies say I'm so excited for you instead of us?

I scored 1333

What's with his fucking grammar? His run-on sentences and semicolon are middle school tier. Is he retarded? Just sold.

>>16739746
Get your asshole bleached and do some hot yoga. That'll cheer you up, little lady.

>>16737748
do your institutional customers use the link token and if they do what the fuck

>>16739552

Does he have free time because he's quit or because he's resting after an important deadline?

>>16739815
https://youtu.be/ezPvRmyj8Yk

>>16739746
Sergey is a great writer. Its a tweet dumbass.

>>16737604
BOOM!!!!

>>16737604
"No one knows the hour of the day"
"You would be a fool not to know the sign of the time"

>>16739536
I absolutely love this quote.

Game theory at its finest.

High IQ people unite.

>>16739047
He actually makes it sound classy. Man, I wish I was on his level. Positive thoughts. Must focus.

>>16737604
retard
service agreements are no where close to finished, check pivotal

>>16738238
Link is a scam is a meme, my friend. Link is a meme is a meme is also a meme. You have to develop your sight in order to see the truth. Reality will reflect our collective vision.

>>16740586
Epic agreements are no longer epic anon it's all about threshold signatures