/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16702545
I'm more worried about getting fired before I can even get going

>>16702545
>>16702551
The bar for good work is lower than you think. Don't let the stress get to you.

>>16702551
me too holy shit i feel so weak and powerless in this situation and i haven't even started yet

>>16702561
i'm afraid of having an autism attack or doing some dumb shit and getting fired. underperforming is scary as well
i'm a code monkey so got muh meetings and scrum standups and shipping off my code for review and lots of that shit.

>>16702561
Thanks anon. I think I'm experiencing impostor syndrome since this is my first "real" job and the pay is really good, much more than I've ever made.

>>16702570
>>16702585
Oh man same industry, though I'm doing more business analyst shit then code monkey shit

>>16702545
>HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO PEOPLE CONSTANTLY DO THIS FOR 8+ HOURS A DAY AND NOT BE IN CONSTANT ANXIETY

Not everyone is a soft soiboi like you.

>>16702545
Eventually you realise that everyone around you is retarded, lazy or simply does not care after being around for a certain period of time.

You sort of stop caring about your job - at which point you either just sort of continue on without comment by anyone OR you get fired. Normally the first option as you are more valuable to a company after a month or so than it costs to find someone to replace you while they hire someone else.

Also;
8 Hours is more like 7 hours 10 minutes when you factor in bathroom breaks, heading to and from places or simply having a normal 30 minute break.

>>16702585
Go the doctors, get propranolol. It works wonders, lowers blood pressure and minimal side effects. Used to treat high blood pressure normally but works great.

>>16702561
Yeah this. Everyone has it honed in. The stories here are from low wage jobs where they got to crack the whip because people are incompetent and replaceable

>>16702596
If they hired you and gave you a good salary they are going to bend over backwards to try to turn you into a good employee
No one knows what they're doing when they start

>>16702545
When did having a job become such a foreign idea to millenials and zoomers ?

>>16702596
the idea of working is so unknown to me. i haven't ever held a real job so just being thrown into adulthood in such little time. work life balance is hard to maintain and it's starting to feel like my entire life just revolves around my job now.

>>16702609
it's one of the FAANGs. they're basically a revolving door of hiring and firing

>>16702545
stop making yourself into a victim you lazy pussy.

>>16702630
This is reassuring. From the interview I felt this way too, the guy who interviewed and hired me is my boss and we developed a good rapport very quickly. That doesn't stop me from being a sperg and thinking this is all a complicated joke or scam.

>>16702545
>not be in constant anxiety

haha yeah ...

>make 2000 a month with a half time job that is realistically more like a quarter time job
>work on side projects and hobbies rest of the time
have I beaten the system?

>>16702655
>muh feelings
remember when men were men?

>>16702639
when treating employees well became a foreign idea to most businesses

Its funny to see all the bitches in this thread complaining about having a job.
Go live on the street if you are so fucking lazy.

I run a business with my dad. Make 1000 - 1500 a week, and it's very low stress. Feels good man. Thanks dad.

>>16702545
Take lota of breaks. Go poop a lot. Call in sick as often. Dont be a mule

Im so fucking tired of estrogenized men.

>>16702645
FAANG companys sometimes have a high turnover because of people voluntarily leaving - often due to seeing 'warning flags' in the business they are working for. Especially if you are in a financial department or in meetings.

It's also entirely possible that people are taking the knowledge and moving elsewhere from that business.

Arguably they would'nt just hire you to fire you, would be a bit redundant and stupid of them as high turnover turns away people from a business.

Though i will question... why are you wanting to work at a FAANG business if you are aware of the revolving door nature?

>>16702645
>work life balance

Nobody has it completely balanced. Your best option is basically sleeping during your spare time in the week and trying to do something on a day off only once you are not feeling exhausted completely by work.

Your best option is;
> 8 Hours sleep every day, ensure you get it otherwise you'll feel exhausted all the time. You will feel tired for the first few weeks regardless as your body adjusts to work, potentially longer depending on physical stamina and job role.
> If you have the option, organise a break for the middle or just slightly after the middle of your work day. This splits a 8 hour shift into a 4 hour starting shift and a 3 hour 30 minute ending shift.
> Avoid commitments outside of work for a while, you will be too tired to make them.

anxiety is for women

>>16702666
What job do you do?

The system is not beaten until you have an income that increases to match/beat inflation.

That said, 2000 a month is a good start especially if it gives you free time to advance yourself.

>>16702722
estrogenized men who cant talk about anything else than their feelings and cant do any hardship in lfie...

IM TIRED OF IT!!

>>16702645
Because meme companies are just resume badges for most people

>>16702624
>propanolol
>low side effects
just tell him to put a red-hot spoon under the faucet, at least his death will be faster that way

>>16702726
>Though i will question... why are you wanting to work at a FAANG business if you are aware of the revolving door nature?
it's very hard to say no to it when you have the offer letter in your hands.

>>16702774
at least it pays alright. resume badges are useful as well

>>16702545
>AND NOT BE IN CONSTANT ANXIETY
We are in constant anxiety.

Only good thing about my meme country is that if they fire me now I will have 2 years of full unemployment benefits. I cant wait, but my racist and anti semitic jokes dont work here

>>16702827
>muh feelings
again...

>>16702884
Ah, you will understand it sooner of later if you finish your degree, get some experience and find a real job anon.

>>16702647
cringe bootlicking retard

>>16703030
your the retard here.

>>16703095
Found the Jew loving boomer who will die for the system

>>16702754
Wagie cope. Youre not masculine for taking mr shekelsteins orders

>>16702703
your dad raped you as a kid.