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Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:14:25 2019 No.16638098 [Reply] [Original]

Where do you hide your gold stacks and cash at home?

I'm thinking a safe is too obvious a target for burglars and I don't trust safe deposit boxes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:18:14 2019 No.16638124 >Curry powder kek thats pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:24:30 2019 No.16638156 >>16638098 Unironically the fireplace buried in ash and coals

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:41:24 2019 No.16638270 >>16638098 I was thinking of carving a hole in the wall and plastering it over

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:44:10 2019 No.16638283 >>16638098 >curry powder but then all the pajeets will find it

Anonymous Mon Dec 23 01:07:18 2019 No.16638801
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>>16638098
Flush them down the drain. Since gold is so heavy it would never make it outside. When you need your gold just crack your sewage main trunk and go fishing for your stash of duckets!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 01:44:10 2019 No.16639032 Make aqua regia and dissolve your gold into an aqueus solution (you can extract it later), then just keep it in an apple juice bottle in your fridge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 01:46:51 2019 No.16639047 >>16638098 i dont collect rocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 04:58:16 2019 No.16639884 File: 120 KB, 1000x1000, 1561332726508.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16638098 Go bury them in the ground if you own some property, otherwise, right up your fuckin ass nigger!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 05:05:48 2019 No.16639912 >>16638098 Why not just hide the safe like a non-retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 05:20:45 2019 No.16639984 I bury them in the land I own, like this >>16639884 gentleman kindly suggested.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 06:24:28 2019 No.16640202 >>16639912 >not having a safe pretty easy to find with rocks inside I can imagine whoever steals my safe will be in for a hilarious surprise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 06:29:38 2019 No.16640225 >>16640202 Put lead bricks in there. And one single silver dime in there, make them work for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 08:03:47 2019 No.16640596 >>16638098 Inside a store-brand coffee tin in the back of a pantry, with a piece of cardboard on top of the PMs in the tin, and some coffee grounds on top of that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 08:06:44 2019 No.16640610 >>16640596 Other spots include behind a painting that’s hung on the wall, inside a hollowed-out book in the library, buried in a box full of receipts, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 08:30:00 2019 No.16640721 >>16638098 Before I bought my safe I had them in the basement in a vacuum cleaner box under a bunch of old 90's video game magazines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 08:36:17 2019 No.16640755 File: 38 KB, 183x208, 1567859787289.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16638098 $GLD and $BIL

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 10:45:25 2019 No.16641643 >>16638098 Not telling you fed

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 11:05:12 2019 No.16641784 >>16638098 Bullionvault is great. Allocated gold. Insurance. Best price in the market. Stay the hell away from goldmoney, horrific KYC and customer service.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 11:59:19 2019 No.16642211 File: 54 KB, 720x711, F1C7F1CF-936E-40B9-9A3A-8121F9A8F313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16641784 >not actually having possession of your physical Shiggy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 13:09:27 2019 No.16642765 >>16638098 In my hat

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 13:10:42 2019 No.16642771 File: 598 KB, 480x360, 1571419862506.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16642765 Does your hat look like this guy's?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 13:10:52 2019 No.16642773 >>16638098 In the local lake

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 13:11:55 2019 No.16642779 >>16638098 I have a safe

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 13:12:34 2019 No.16642785 File: 57 KB, 720x707, 1571086544256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16638098 >actually posting a response to OP in earnest online ishygddt

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 13:15:56 2019 No.16642805 File: 221 KB, 725x555, AF75824A-B1D7-4CB2-9B92-FA0BCB082A6C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16642785 >earnest responses Oh sweetie

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 13:18:51 2019 No.16642836 >>16638098 Underground vault in Luxembourg. With a team of 5000 armed guards. Close to 500,000,000 tonnes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 14:03:16 2019 No.16643210 File: 89 KB, 1024x1024, download (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16640225 >I'm thinking a safe is too obvious a target for burglars and I don't trust safe deposit boxes. Don't forget to put pic related into the safe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 14:08:31 2019 No.16643258 i encrypt my gold and upload it to the blockchain.

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