/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16636297
>and GoC token

wtf is this faggotry?

>>16636306
Grandpa ol Cock

>>16636306
Gook Token

>>16636297

>hey, you guys take bitcoin?
>bitcoin cash.
>yeah bitcoin cash, one sec let me open my app
>*pulls out greasy phone*
>one sec, let me pull it up, heh
>*navigates to bitcoin cash wallet*
>*opens wallet, wants pin code*
>*input pin code*
>*wants 2FA code*
>sir?
>yeah sorry, just one sec, getting it
>*trigger code to be sent to phone*
>*wait 10 seconds for delivery*
>*try to memorize 8 digit number*
>ok, got it, just opening it up now
>*people in line rustling behind you*
>can you stand aside sir?
>*move aside for the next group of 5 people behind you*
>*forget 8 digit auth code, reopen it and try to memorize*
>*reopen bitcoin cash wallet*
>*input, finally youre in*
>ok, i have my thing, im ready
>sir, please calm down
>*app alert, must update to proceed*
>ok, sorry, i can wait
>*wait 5 minutes for the group now ahead to order while you download suspicious 600MB update to app purely on your data plan*
>sir, are you ready
>yeah, what do you want me to do now?
>*cashier sighs*
>let me see your screen, sir
>*show her your greasy android*
>you gotta pull up the QR code sir
>oh, ok, one sec
>*more rumbling behind you of anxious customers*
>*pull up the QR code*
>*BEEP*
>thank you
>sir, that's not right
>oh, what do you mean?
>i don't know sir, we take bitcoin cash, i dont know what that is, not bitcoin and not nothing else, just bitcoin cash
>*realize you had your bitcoin wallet QR code open*
>shit, im sorry, one sec again
>*louder rumbling from behind, you need to move now*
>*pull up BCH QR, show it to her, she scans*
>*BEEP*
>thank you sir
>thank you so much, im sorry, heh

>>16636519
>battery runs out
>can’t tell if transaction went through
>wait 10 min
>still no confirmation
>b-b-but I’m sure it went through
>30 minutes
>y-y-you know Tx times can be s-slow
>1 hr

>>16636519
>actually having a pin or password or 2FA on a fucking phone wallet

kys immediately