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If I were to spend $5000 on crypto right now, what would be the ideal portfolio?

>> No.16588091

>>16588080
>cusb

>> No.16588093

>>16588080
DEEP BRAIN CHAIN

>> No.16588096

>>16588080
100% BTC

>> No.16588120

100% short btc on 5x leverage

>> No.16588124

>>16588093
Kek I forgot about that scam. 2017 was two years ago...

>>16588091
Based

>> No.16588135

100% LINK

>> No.16588146

>>16588080
USDC

>> No.16588151
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16588151

>>16588080
60% chainlink
40% eth
10% btc

Also triple fuck /sp/ mods and the city of st louis.

>> No.16588163

>>16588151
This, but also 11 > 3

>> No.16588171

50% ETH and 50% BCH

>> No.16588182

>>16588093
Imagine what you are going to be eating once dbc moons! I can’t wait to eat steak, lobster, whatever I want whenever I want!

>> No.16588285

>>16588151
is this bait

>> No.16588446

>>16588285
>he doesnt borrow money to buy crypto
honestly i just tacked btc on the end and forgot to change the percentages. Respect the king and always hold some.

>> No.16588450

100% ETH

>> No.16588458

Udoo and brap all in.

>> No.16588756

>>16588450
Came to say this

>> No.16588775

>>16588080
Worst fucking meme I’ve ever seen. Jump off a bridge faggot.

>> No.16589071

2,5k rsr
2,5k xtz

>> No.16589077
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16589077

>>16588775
t.

>> No.16589081

>>16588775
where in boystown you posting from anon?

>> No.16589098
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16589098

100% Tezos

>> No.16589104

80% BTC 10% XMR 10% ETH

keep accumulating friend.

>> No.16589240

>>16588182
No way you’re the real dbcgoodguy

>> No.16589702

LINK, XTZ and BTC is the holy trinity.

>> No.16590060

>>16588080
USDC

>> No.16590738

>>16588096
third post best post

>> No.16591571

>>16589104
I was thinking the same. 80% in Bitcoin as core, 20% split between Ethereum and Monero incase Bitcoin gets attacked.

>> No.16591595

>>16588080
Excuse me sir this is an international board.

Amerifats and spics are literally the only people who give a fuck about this subhuman "sport". Please consider committing neckrope.

>> No.16591618

>>16591595
lol seething over baseball
>ngmi

>> No.16591665

>>16591618
>replying to plebian sports seethe on a Turkmenistani sand collecting forum

you're in the ngmi club too

>> No.16591701

>>16591595
nippons love it too, so I think it fits on this slanty eye board

>> No.16591721

>>16589104

80% btc way too high. Dominance is already overvalued. Should be 50-50 btc and eth maybe some link to be safe

>> No.16591766

>>16588080
>park right in the middle of the gay neighborhood

CUBS CONFIRMED FOR FAGGOTSSSSS

>> No.16592102

>>16588080
Put 200% on CENNZ....because at 100% you'll regret not putting more on it...With the amount of growth CENNZ is getting, its wouldn't surprise me if they hit 100x on Q1 2020

>> No.16592251

>>16588080
50% BTC
25% LTC
25% ETH

>> No.16592546

>>16588080
If it's only $5k, just buy 100% BTC, then watch the market until you feel the other alts that you've also had your eye on have dropped low enough in satoshi value to buy some.

This way you get the benefit of being in BTC and gaining USD value assuming (hopefully) it bottoms out here pretty soon and reverses, while also insuring yourself against alts potentially dropping even more against BTC *and* USD. but then when you're ready you can just easily swap out some of your btc for a stack of alts, without having to worry about the fiat on-ramp nightmares.

>> No.16592561

>>16592546
Although btw it also depends on how much $5k is worth for you. What's your salary and savings situation look like? If you're making $100k/year and crypto is mainly just you punting for a moonshot, then you might have the risk tolerance to just shove it all in some shitcoin for the higher risk:reward. Otherwise, if it's a lot for you, play it safe, stick with mostly BTC and MAYBE some ETH or LINK.

>> No.16592840

>>16592561
OP here (possibly on different ID since I made this thread at work earlier today). I have the risk tolerance for it. I’m making just under 90k/year and have about 20k in savings plus 10k in 401k, 12k in an IRA. Obviously I wouldn’t want to pull from the 401k or IRA until I retire, but the point is I have cash if I crash and burn. Sounds like the alts worth taking a risk on are link, ethereum based on this thread.

>> No.16592860
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16592860

>>16588080
50% BAT
50% LINK for chad portfolio

50% BTC
50% ETH for virgin beta portfolio (women hate taking risks, keep that in mind)

>> No.16593002

>>16592840
Yup you pretty much got it

>but srsly just all-in crypto thank me later

>> No.16593852

>>16588080
Why has it become cool all of a sudden to start hating white people lately? It seems like non stop on popular forums people always bash whites. I'll be 100% honest I'm positive that blacks can deliver a better dicking to our ladies, and satisfy them sexually 1000% more but when it comes down to business & finance white people have an advantage. Sure I let my wife get plowed by a black hunk knight every other night, and I'll be honest I watch every time hardly ever glancing at my phone. I'm too aroused to do much of anything else besides watch, and jerk off. Then the same day comes around and we get on with our life, and I bring home more bread for the wife, and she gets herself nice and ready for a black stallion.

Anyways on to the shill - I've been scraping up TRUE tokens lately from fork delta (link below)

https://beta.forkdelta.app/#!/trade/0xa8bdc8882987a3ed83d8030f08d64479f1eff731-ETH

These are going for around 92% cheaper on fork delta compared to the counterpart exchange they're on which is OKeX. Check the prices your self it's almost ... a 100% difference. Take this information how you want but arbitrage is a given in situations like this. If you pass this up don't come crying back to biz in 2020 that you're poor, and you need to "make it". Chances like this ARE your chance to make it. I also believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, antibiotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. There's no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.

>> No.16593862

>>16593852
Delete this saw it on telegram dont spread it on this shit board!

>> No.16593865

>>16593852
Literally free money

>> No.16593870

>>16593852
Nice but is the KYC worth giving up for chinkex?
>>16592251
Good portbroolio bro

>> No.16593872

>>16593862
Too late nigg

>> No.16593877

Xrp

>> No.16593880

Pai

>> No.16593885

>>16593870
Kek literally just Google " Korean id" use ANY
>>16593852
Buhased

>> No.16593889

>>16593852
This
>>16589098
I'm 30 percent in on TEZOS seems good

>> No.16593893

Link

>> No.16593899

Chainlink niqqa

>> No.16593903

Link or you're a faggot

>> No.16593909

>>16593852
Finally got me over the 32 eth mark thank yewww anon !:*

>> No.16593918

Tezos or link

>> No.16593922

Kek anything but link

>> No.16593925

Bnb obviously dipshits

>> No.16593930

Nano is our coin

>> No.16594827

Eth

>> No.16594879

>>16592860
Nigger

>> No.16595002
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16595002

>>16588080
100% LINK

>> No.16595400

Trx

>> No.16595508

>>16592860
nigger

>> No.16595910

>>16588080
All in to CENNZ, I made about 70k from their 6x last October

>> No.16595985

I see people posting about Universal Protocol. Good job, you are very, very early. In fact, I'm quite pissy anyone who listens gets to buy near ICO price on ForkDelta or "Bitcoin.com Exchange" (volume isn't good so you best get on this / set bids for when deposits open, because BTC dipped and many have very weak hands. AKA, buy the dip, if there is one)

Many of you won't do your research on UPT, won't believe it will go anywhere, and / or won't care until it's on "bigger exchanges" (a classic mistake). What you don't know, is that conglomo's and heavies are quietly accumulating this, just like they did with Link. Impatient Telegram fools scream "silent ICO!", but what's really happening, I think you can put the pieces together.

This summer, Cred, one of the Universal Protocol Alliance's biggest partner, added PayPal and Goldman Sachs executes to the "global leadership team" :https://www.chipin.com/cred-adds-paypal-goldman-sachs-tradeshift-executives/

They then secured a $200M credit facility, and got added to.......wait for it...., UPHOLD!http://www.cryptogrind.co.uk/blockchain-technology/cred-secures-200m-in-credit-facility-now-available-on-uphold/

Yes, that's right, UPHOLD, one of the things that ties this all together. ...and how to you unlock benefits on uphold? That's right, with UPT! Wow, shocking revelations, right?https://uphold.com/

Brave being a partner with Brendan Eich literally on the board leads me to some big conclusions, one of which is the fact that UPT could very well coexist with BAT on the browser. Rumors of Paypal adding functionality are so far just that. Alphabit and Bittrex and Certik.

Well... you name me something more promising, and i'll keep it on my charts for how it compares. I can all but guarantee you it will not perform better than this. Buy UPT while it's still near ICO. It'll be the best thing you've ever done for yourself. With RSR having failed to deliver, the sky is the limit for UPT.

https://universalprotocol.io/

>> No.16595996

>>16588080
all in btc

>> No.16596005

>>16588120
This

>> No.16596042

>>16588080
Kleros is a killer deal right now.

>> No.16596172

>>16593852
If you ever see a forkdelta link on /biz/ its probably a scam, you can easily check by putting the contract ID on etherscan.io
In the OP its
0xa8bdc8882987a3ed83d8030f08d64479f1eff731

https://etherscan.io/token/0xa8bdc8882987a3ed83d8030f08d64479f1eff731

>78 addresses
>isnt even the right amount of total supply

>> No.16596263

> Once you wrap around your head around what PegNet is, I had similar issue when I first saw Bitcoin, it took some time to see the potential.

>> No.16596614

>>16592860
>>16593852
>>16591595
>>16588775
>>16593852
He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny, pedophile, meth, twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole. when the verizon singular happens, everyone will know...."

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me. I'll wait for the singularity."

"How about this singularity marine!" He screams as a shit flies out onto your chest.

Retarded delusions creep your mind as the raw gas of his asshole makes your delirious, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

>> No.16596706

>>16588080
50% BNB
25% BAT
25% TFD

>> No.16596708
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16596708

>>16588080
Go all in on shitcoin, anon. Shitcoin.fun the world's true shitcoin.
0xaa7fb1c8ce6f18d4fd4aabb61a2193d4d441c54f
14,880,000 SHIT to the first anon who can state what anime PIC RELATED is from. (post eth wallet address with the correct answer. It's an erc-20, like any true shitcoin would be. )

>> No.16596905

>>16591595
lol so we're just gonna ignore Japan like that?

>> No.16596959

>>16588080
100% Bitcoin, and keep buying until you hit at least 1 BTC

>> No.16597152

I just bought 10 more shares of VGT.
But go ahead and gamble on shitcoins. What do I care.
https://investor.vanguard.com/etf/profile/VGT

>> No.16597292

>>16589077
What the fuck is that thing

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>>16597292
There's bigger shit to deal with now.

>> No.16598121

Eth

>> No.16598660 [DELETED] 

Brapppp

>> No.16598669

>>16598121
eth is just for buying shitcoin.

>> No.16598674

>>16588080
Short any of them

>> No.16598679

Brapper

>> No.16599164

Eth is a shitcoin and so is link trips confirm

>> No.16599254

>>16588080
100% XMR imo

>> No.16599691

Xmr

>> No.16600251

Linkkk

>> No.16600619 [DELETED] 

>>16598669
Kek

>> No.16600643

>>16592860
Nice bags anon

>> No.16600849
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>>16588080
David Ross gonna shit the bed.
Go all in on Etheruem prior to POS switch on January 3rd you fucking retard.

>> No.16600888

>>16588080
60% XDB (Digitalbits)
40% Bitcoin

All other altcoins are too volatile and likely to get rekt. Bitcoin to hedge some risk and gain exposure.

If you aren't buying up stacks of XDB now you're absolutely retarded. IDEX OB shrinking by the day and time is running out until Al starts dropping bombs on the publicly listed companies using Digitalbits.

Microcap at sub 2 mil

>> No.16601131

Bnb

>> No.16601865

>>16588450
> not going 50/50 ETH to NKN

>> No.16603197

Kek tron

>> No.16603887

All in BTC Link

>> No.16603907

>>16596172
these forkdelta shills really demonstrate just how many fucking jeets there are on this board making threads, posting and shilling pretending to be anons.

>> No.16603992

>>16588080
all in LINK.

>> No.16604003

>>16592860
nigger

>> No.16604041

USDT (USDC. TUSD or whatever).

>> No.16604065

>>16593852
Unironically based and redpilled

>> No.16604071

Link

>> No.16604083

>>16588080
all in link 2 years ago

>> No.16604187

>>16595985
Nice essay fagboi

>> No.16604294

Eth

>> No.16604308
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16604308

>>16588080
ALL IN ON LINK NOW OR ARE YOU A FUCKING NIGGER?

>> No.16604323

>>16588080
nuls

>> No.16604328

XRP. At this point you’d be a majority shareholdimean coinhokder

>> No.16604340
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16604340

The only things that matter this coming bull run are:
ETH
LINK
MKR
The three of these represent the base layer for the decentralized financial revolution that is taking place. If you think this isn’t coming, you have NOT been paying attention.

>> No.16604346

lol

>> No.16604433

hmmm

>> No.16604437

Tezos

>> No.16604711

Bnb

>> No.16605224

HOLOCHADS REPORT IN

>> No.16605307

>>16588151
This but reverse ratios

>> No.16605313
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>>16605224

>> No.16605558

Kks

>> No.16605599

>>16588080
50% ETH, 50% LINK

>> No.16605845

Anything but stinkies

>> No.16606269

>>16605224
55k beta here

>> No.16606280

>>16588096
This, why do u even have to ask? Only scammers and retards promote alts.

>> No.16606353
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>>16588080
Fleta has a really good entry price now, when the market turns you will 100x.
Merry x-mas anon

>> No.16606599

Link95% 5% shitcoin

>> No.16606813

>>16588080
>20% CHZ

>> No.16607256 [DELETED] 

>>16606599
Smart what shitcoins?

>> No.16607336

SENT IS GOOD TOO ANON

>> No.16607659
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16607659

defi is the most talked about topic at the moment. We talked about the other most money connection. 5 Grand is not a big deal. I picked Linkin's opponent, tellor. tellor is a partner of 2m cap and binance, marker and ConsenSys . it will also be listed in etherbase tomorrow. it will be sold to USA customers for the first time since it is idex.

>> No.16608170

Poocoin

>> No.16608568

BTT

>> No.16608883

>>16596614
imagine thinking ppl will read this

>> No.16608893

>>16588080
>buying crypto
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.16609191

>>16608883
Can you not read ?

>> No.16609951

$bnb

>> No.16610540

>>16588080
CHZ, sport related. Check it out.

>> No.16610795

Brap

>> No.16611098

Matic is about to rebound to 300

>> No.16611211

>>16588080
>>16588080
bump

>> No.16611453

Even reddit knows its name is nano

>> No.16611486

>>16592860
nigger

>> No.16611682

>>16611098
Naano man...

>> No.16611860

Xbt

>> No.16611875

>>16588080
Crypto is ded

>> No.16612025

Not a single person recommending XLM
99% of these faggots aren't gonna make it

>> No.16612175

>>16612025
This

>> No.16612236
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16612236

>>16612025
>>16612175
only BSV is needed

>> No.16612428

Bsv

>> No.16612747

Waves

>> No.16612838

>>16591595
bug man sport for boomers and trannies

>> No.16612961

Ontology

>> No.16613316

>>16589071
This

>>16593852
This

>>16588171
Safe bet bch is the real btc after all

>> No.16613665

CARDANO

>> No.16613667

>>16588458
howdoo udoo vindaloo

>> No.16613983

>>16592860
NIGGER

>> No.16614491

Xrp going 30 cents today

>> No.16614949

>>16596614
KEK imagine buying link you must stink

>> No.16615882

Brap

>> No.16616294

Tezos

>> No.16616694

Is udoo a good buy

>> No.16616762

>>16588080
50% BTC
30% XTZ
20% ETC

>> No.16617318

OOOO MY LINKIES ARE SOOOO STINKKKY

>> No.16617405

With only 5k I’d say 60% LINK 30% BTC and 10% ETH if you’re aiming to gamble on making big bucks, if you want to play it safe do 80% BTC 20% ETH

>> No.16617831

Eth

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>>16588135
>>16588151

His Dad wears an expression of approval and almost admiration. "You know in Russia, everything was about scheming and scamming. I almost got sent to the gulag for scamming the entire village outside of Leningrad. Ahh those were the days..."

"I know Dad, but things are different now. America is easy. They're fat pigs begging to be ripped off"

His Dad responds worringly, "but then the market will respond. If you're not actually doing work what will you do when rumors or "FUD" as you call it spreads?"

"This... is the best part Dad. I found a kleptomatic internet culture, essentially an entire internet board of people to parade around our token and market it for us. When people doubt us, they just say, "didn't read, never selling." They... actually belive it! They just keep spouting off "never selling!" They actually believe it Dad! Best of all, I convinced these idiots that this token was never meant for them and it was built for business to business scaling. That they were never supposed to discover it in the first place."

"Mhm... the same guys you talked to, to give them low prices on the ICO and hold the token so that they could spread it and reap in profits."

"Well, yeah Dad, that's how good scams work, you cut the profit a little bit each way so that everyone benefits. I even messaged the moderators and admins, they're called "jannies" and got them to look sideways for all the paid shilling and corruption, to spread the token further. Things are looking great Dad, I tell ya"

"Hmh, of course, now let's get some lobster and steak."

"You betcha, I already had three today."

>> No.16618046

>>16588080
70% btc
rest into shitcoins for moon gambling

>> No.16618259
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16618259

>>16588080
>>16588135
200% LINK
Take a loan to buy even more !

>> No.16618812

Link

>> No.16618819

>>16588091
>>16588080
>cuckies

>> No.16618852

>>16592860
NIGGER

>> No.16619184

Tron

>> No.16619991

>>16588080
>CTRL+F lition
>0/0
Good job /biz/, op could have had 7000 by now.

>> No.16620009

DELETE THIS FUCKING THREAD I'M SICK OF SEEING THAT STUPID FUCKING PICTURE. HOW HAS THIS BEEN UP FOR OVER 3 FUCKING DAYS.

>> No.16621058

Tron

>> No.16621579

Kek ironically trx

>> No.16622049

Hm polionox leverage

>> No.16622267

Hotbit

>> No.16622452

TEZOS

>> No.16623004

How do I buy rsr or mitx haha

>> No.16623602

Hiw has no one said doge

>> No.16623613

>>16588080
80-90% BTC
the rest on whatever you feel like

>> No.16623632
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16623632

>>16588080
ALL IN BRAP.
https://twitter.com/zeroabsolutes/status/1208385978869653506

>> No.16623876

Brap

>> No.16624373

Peepeepoopoo link

>> No.16624782

Link

>> No.16624914

>>16596708
Where the hell did you download that anime that the quality is so fucking shitty?

>> No.16625255

Bnb

>> No.16625469

STINKIES ITT

>> No.16625742

25%btc75%shitcoin

>> No.16626158

>>16608883
I did

>> No.16626465

Dogecoin

>> No.16626669

>>16592860

N-word

>> No.16627167

SHIT