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If you were alone in a room with Assblaster tied to a chair, with dental instruments on a desk, what would you do?

>> No.16582132

coom in my pants

>> No.16582193

>>16582125
unbind him and congratulate him on duping brainlets

>> No.16582271

>>16582125
suck his fucking cock

>> No.16582282

>>16582125
torture him for his linkies

>> No.16582290

>>16582125
Is it safe?

>> No.16582512

Assblaster was a larp. Chainlink is a good idea but supremely over hyped. Crypto is dead which means Chainlink is dying a slow death.

>> No.16582550

What ever happened to Assblaster?

>> No.16582582
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16582582

>>16582125
I'd fuck her!

>> No.16582602

>>16582550
Who cares we fell for his scam. He was just a regular biz neet like the rest of us

>> No.16582634

>>16582125
At first I was going to say I'd untie him and grovel at his feet for what he's done for us, but then I saw
>>16582271
clearly the answer

>> No.16582833

There are no buyers of Chainlink. There is no new money coming into crypto. This is the beginning of the end for Chainlink but I can't bring myself to sell even though I know the price will realistically never be above 2 dollars again.

Feels bad bros. Feels really really terrible

>> No.16582857

>>16582125

Ask him if he knows he’s scamming people or just really stupid.

>> No.16582874
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16582874

>>16582125
clean his teeth, what else are you supposed to do with dental instruments?

>> No.16582987

>>16582125
Blast his ass

>> No.16583042

>>16582987
/thread

>> No.16583983

>>16582987
you're playing right into his hands

>> No.16583985

Premined shittoken

>> No.16584009

>>16583983
*ass

>> No.16584601

>>16582602

i kept all of his old posts also kept the posts from the neo fag whale back in jul/aug 2017 just to see if anything ever happened

>> No.16584607

>>16582125
I would thank him for telling me to buy this for a dollar and having it go up to 5.

>> No.16584616

Stick his penis in my butthole

>> No.16584649 [DELETED] 

>>16582125
I would tell him to fuck off and never return it was because of his posts on here that I couldn't get any cheap link before it took off. I bought the majority of my link when you was unknown to me shilling it on biz. Everytime I had time to dump some money in his posts were pumping the price. He's a faggot.

>> No.16584672

>>16582125
I would tell him to fuck off and never return It was because of his posts on here that I couldn't get any cheap link before it took off. I bought the majority of my link while unknown to me he was shilling it on biz. Everytime I had time to dump some money in his posts were pumping the price. He's a faggot.

>> No.16584680

>>16584672
You had roughly 8 months to buy it at less than a dollar after he stopped shilling.

>> No.16584693

>>16584680
And I did you fag. But I remember the price being 17 cents and then when I was off from work and logged into binance the price hopped to 26 cents. Turns out the reason was Assblaster shilling the fuvk out of link on here. I missed 17 cent link because Assblaster was blasting my asshole.

>> No.16584754

>>16584693

if that is the biggest regret you have from here then i would not complain so much

>> No.16584791

>>16582125
I would dress him in the sergey shirt while covering his face in some sergey face printout in low resolution. I would shit my pants and make sure the stains are visible when recorded from the back. I'll play some gary glitter classics while slowly moving towards him ready to dildo deep throat him to death. sieg heil.

>> No.16584917

>>16582271
based based based