/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16570318
OG MAJOR reporting for duty.

>>16570318
I own exactly 0 (zero) link, how about my rank?

>>16570318
Is $200 link possible by 2021?

>>16570318
Sergeant Major here.
Going to either be Second or First Lieutenant in January when my bonus comes in.

>>16570341
Rank: Stupid
>>16570359
YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

>>16570359
>>16570381
Sergeant here btw

>>16570318
Master sergeant reporting in.

>>16570318
wow is this the updated ranking?
I'm 2nd Lieutenant now?

SOUND OFF FAGGOTS

Sargeant here.

>>16570318
It's unironically over, Sergey scammed everyone and is waiting for the right time to exit scam.

>>16570318
>LINKMARINES, ASSEMBLE

Early 2018 latefag Lt. Col checking in

Major, SIR

>>16570743
i'm drinking brandy, son

>>16570318
SECOND LIEUTENANT REPORTING IN

Fuck is this just some big meme? Did I just lose a bunch of money to a bunch of shitty neets?

>>16571080
Don't trust pedo belly

>>16571080
Money? Bro, this has nothing to do with money. I mean, we're going to make a fuckton of it, but that's beside the point.

"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine? im about to sibos you up boy!"

"I am your pay pig NXT master, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again. im too fucking stupid to think for myself and will just keep buying your perpetual motion machine scam."

He pauses, inhales and yells "link 1000 eoy" as another turd mutters it's way out.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "All of these tokens need to go to startups, Sibos loved us so much, they didn't invite us back ever because they just can't handle their love for us."

"A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

just then, a fat greasy figure appears in the door way, "Sirgay, you dipshit two-bit hack, where's my money!"

"I'm sorry Ari, I've spent it all on ughhhhhhhhhh! Sp-spen-spent it all on paid promotions and shadow networking to promote my literal shittoken."

"Well dump some more and then buy my company, you dumb faggot slav"

"yes master" sirgay puffs up his chest as ari leaves the room and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers. These magical whales are trying to suppress the price."

"No... I will suppress the price.... rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. Web3, sibos, truffle, I will follow it all and I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master! I'm a stupid fucking loser neet that thinks the 2017 pump and constant shilling means an actual project and not a skeleton of a copy-cat of other bullshit projects before. I'm a dumbass NEET and I don't know any better"

"Some faggots on a mongolian horse fishing competitive forum are tired of chainlink. Clearly they are bag holders and not just tired of the constant paid promotion that I was caught doing with literal indians to get this thing up. And it's not like I saw airdrops took off on 4chan and quietly plotted to create my own with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"

"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting..."

"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass but they can kiss my ass"

"no master I will kiss your ass and make dumb founded accusations at all the partnerships that are possible because you came up with some vague notion of data inter-weaving with smart contracts despite the fact that real time blockchain data aggregation is either impossible, will leave room for error or a reputation based system will endorse corruption thus rendering the entire idea of decentralized oracles entirely moot."

"No you idiot! No company will ever conceive their own oracle for their real-time needs, they're going to use our massively inflated shittoken linked to a bloated ethereum blockchain protocol to try and float open public transactional volume that will allow for data corruption or worse yet, middlemen attacks because I said so. You're the dumbass NEET and your money belongs to me... meee..meee!!! arghhhh!"

"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy. "Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs"

"Arghhhhh! Another 700k!"

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeahhh convert me to your scam. whip me harder master. im a retarded dipshit faggot on the interwebs that thinks some mystical cult of semi-permanent virgins on the internet will happenstance on the largest wealth transfer, not realizing sirgay is a fraud and a charade master. his company is in the caymens and hes a russian national so when the boots close in, he'll never be extradited and all my wealth will evaporate in the air like the smoke and mirrors the company claims to be. 3 years later, 50 million dollars later, nothing has been achieved. pajeets have been caught promoting on the behalf of link and 50 threads are up at all times, particularly at suspicious times which means a coordinated campaign but im too much of a retarded weeb that follow the bandwagon to think critically for myself for even five seconds. not to mention that sirgay started without a white paper, got his coworker cronies on the company team, has a history of failed startups and bullshit companies and larps as a charismatic techie when hes nothing but a suspicious, deceitful dumb faggot that wastes your weeb money on chink prostitute in asia

>>16571096
I really wish we wouldn't expose each other to this sort of degeneracy. Everyone here knows stuff like this it exists, we're on 4chan. But this is business and finance, do you really need to shove that in my face?

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Pump me again (again)
Holding bags near the endddddddd

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>16571109

then don't buy link dipshit

The more I argued with chainlinkers, the better I came to know their memetic ramblings. First they counted on the stupidity of their bagholders, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played up the end of the year (EOY) price. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to not read and not sell, or, if challenged, they ended the thread and reposted four hours later, quoted memes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely scammy matters, and then, if again attacked, they proposed all FUDDERs were actually chainlink holders and pretended not to know exactly why you denounced their scam. Whenever you tried to attack their beloved master sirgay, your hand closed on a jelly-like meme which divided up and poured through your fingers and they would repost the same four or five type of threads again. But if you really struck one of these bagholder idiots so telling a blow that, observed by the channers, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The Chainlinker had not the slightest recollection of the thread before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, EOY, web3, swift protocol, oracles, we love sirgay and do something for a small amount of chainlink and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thread, except that he had proved the correctness of his memes the previous day.

>>16571096
>>16571101
>>16571114
fuck off out my quality thread you sick puke
you're a hog, capiche?

I bought 21 link today. No big loss if nothing happens, might be lulzy if something does.

>>16571120
post more chaste chainlink milfs

>>16571251
good job, Private

>>16570341
Lowest caste: Untouchable

Lieutenant General

Almost Corporal here!

>>16571084
the pedo panic needs to stop. I used to wrestle my uncle when I was a kid and it was genuinely harmless horseplay as it should be. Adults being afraid to be around kids because they don't want to be accused of pedophilia does nothing to stop real pedophiles

>>16570415

The rankings have never and will never change you mong

Jelly of your stack tho

>>16571442
yeah, the projection of it all just fucking kills me. dads hugging their children can now be considered a jewish psyop.

Sgt first class reporting in!