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I fucked up... What should I do to get things in order before I go in and waste 7 years of my life. I can't even think about it without going into depression and want to kill myself. I can't remember the last time I was sober. Any advice from those of you who have been and stayed in prison for a long time? I'm so lost and don't know what to do anymore.

www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-ponzi-scheme-20181002-story.html%3f_amp=true

>> No.16548866

>>16548853
https://www.google.com/amp/s/timesofsandiego.com/crime/2019/04/26/ex-san-diego-tech-ceo-denies-bilking-investors-of-65-million-to-buy-home-luxury-cars/amp/

>> No.16548870

I wanna go in prison too, just buy link bro

>> No.16548881

>>16548870
nah, we dont imprison the mentally retarded anymore

>> No.16548889

>>16548853
borrow money ftom family and fomo it into crypto

>> No.16548904

>>16548853
Put everything in link so that you will be rich when you get out. I can hold those link token for you if you want

>> No.16548928

You guys were my biz bros. I'm looking for actual prison advice not buy your bags..

>> No.16548950

>>16548853
Just move out of state

>> No.16548961

>>16548928
>going to prison
>asking advice on biz
>buy my bags guise
Never gonna make it kid.

>> No.16548968

Watch those fresh out videos on youtube. Basically, start lifting NOW. You need to be as strong as possible. Put most of your money into LINK also we arent meme'ing, make sure its in a wallet somewhere only you can access. Buy silver also and bury it somewhere only you know. Come to know God and Jesus to get you through it all. Read proverbs. Good luck OP.

>> No.16548971

>>16548950
I can't. Going in soon. I'm on tight security and out on bond. They have me on ems which goes off if I Tamper with it or even step outside my parents house.

>> No.16548980

>>16548853
Don't stress it. It's not like you got sentenced to death. 7 years, you may get out in 3 to 4 if on good behavior. You get 3 meals a day and have a roof over your head. You have access to a bathroom. Man up OP! You can use that time to get Fight Club Brad Pitt mode. Just have you're senpai send you commissary and you'll be fine. NO SNITCHING OP, and don't talk about what got you in Jail with other inmates. Be respectful and mind your business. Before you go in the slammer invest in 0xbitcoin, by the time you get out it should be worth a lot more than what it is now.

>> No.16548986

>>16548968
Broke. They seized everything, even found my hardware wallet and took everything on that as well. Sucks cause I was hoping I'd be able to come out and have that waiting for me.

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>>16548968
This. I recommend Wes Watson penitentiary life, dude will put you in the mind frame you need to survive the joint.

>> No.16548993

>>16548980
Low mcap and volume. I don't know boot that bizbro

>> No.16548995

>>16548928
Just keep your head down and do your time. Don't ask anyone for any favors or do any favors. I don't know where you are from, but if that prison has any gang members inside don't get involved with any of them. Just keep quiet and maybe they'll parole you early with good behavior. I don't know the nature of your offense either, but if it's any abuse of children or women keep it to yourself if possible. Child molesters and abusers usually end up dead or severly beaten before they even get a year in.

>> No.16549007

Flee. Go live in Alaska.

Otherwise practice not dropping the soap

>> No.16549032

>>16548986
Anon, may I ask what you did?

>> No.16549037

I would kill myself if I were you. Start looking for the most painless methods of death that you can perform at home. Good luck!

>> No.16549045

>>16548971
Ouch. In that case, go in with a bible (don't have to read it, just want other inmates to see it so they're less likely to fuck with with you). Keep your mouth shut, dont join a gang, workout, read, take classes, dont do ass drugs, work on a plan for when you get out, get out early on good behavior. Its going to suck, but its also surprisingly relaxing as long as your not a loud mouth. Detoxing will also suck, but once you get past it, sober life isnt that hard

>> No.16549047

>>16548993
Its alright biz bro. You can do some research before you go in. And some of the finest people have been locked up OP. Some deserve to be and some were innocent. The system in unjust but I pray for you man. That article you linked is about you?

>> No.16549062

>>16548853
if youre in a violent prison get solitary confinement. put all your money into btc

>> No.16549080

>>16548986
what did you do? dealing drugs? how did they access your hardware wallet?

>> No.16549082

>>16549037
Fuck you and anything else you have to say. OP is a biz bro and this is what you have to say. I hope you lose everything.

>> No.16549144

>>16548980
>You can use that time to get Fight Club Brad Pitt mode.
You'd become #1 bitch by getting that lean. Beefcake mode is probably better for prison.

>> No.16549148

>>16549082

Fine OP don't kill yourself, go ahead get raped by nigger dick on a daily basis for years until you die from aids

>> No.16549150

>>16548853
i'm going to assume your question is real, just in case it is.
the truth is, you don't have to be big and beefed up to be ok in prison.
you just have to have the right attitude.
show respect to other people. mind your own business. keep to yourself.
be reserved and extremely slow to trust.
if anyone does anything seriously wrong to you, fight them.
you don't have to win fights, you just have to fight and be troublesome to mess with.
learn to meditate. if you do, you can emerge a much better person than you went in as.
good luck.

>> No.16549156

watch blacked you'll need to know what to do

>> No.16549212

>>16548986
This is why you have a brainwallet

>>16549032
>>16549080
>the reading comprehension of some /biz/lets here

>> No.16549218

>>16548853
Even Jesus Christ had no sympathy for people of your ilk

Just be thankful that prison is the extent of your punishment

>> No.16549232

>>16548928
>Falling for the "fren" meme

>> No.16549253

>>16549032
Already posted what in in for. Ponzi scheme. Its the link above.

>> No.16549281

>>16548928
Sell all your Christ mas bullshit and property for Ethereum. Who cares fuck 7 years you have valuable information

Shits going up to $10k niggers

NIKE?!?!??!?!?!

>> No.16549284

>promised investors returns of 5% to 15% every two weeks to 45 days
hmm I wonder why it imploded

>> No.16549289

>>16548989
Thanks for this. Definitely informative and interesting. I'm sure it hell put me in the mindset.

>> No.16549300

>>16548853
forced hodl
don't forget to buy btc and eth before you go

>> No.16549312

>>16548853
Would you rather go to prison for 7 years or the army for 3 years?

>> No.16549313

>>16549284
It was going to implode eventually. Was trying to move to asia but I believe I was tapped and they knew I was trying to flee the country and apprehended me before j could.

>> No.16549326

>>16549312
For sure army as I would have more freedom

>> No.16549333

>>16548866
pffffffft 7 years is too short

>> No.16549341

>>16549333
Good lawyer. Thought I'd actually get off but with the amount of evidence they acquired it was def a guilty verdict.

>> No.16549343

>>16548866
how the hell does anyone expect to get away with things like this? his name doesn't sound jewish

>> No.16549353

>>16549343
It's not. It's Vietnamese.

>> No.16549373

>>16549341
in a just world this would easily get the death penalty, with a revolver behind a shed and no trial necessary. so it sounds like youre pretty fucking lucky

>> No.16549377

>>16549373
Dude relax, it's just money

>> No.16549400

>>16548853
Why the fuck did you think it was a good idea to operate this scheme in the police state that is the U S A? no matter what the US could come after you as they have an 'interest' in the matter.
Don't shit where you eat
Protect your butthole OP

>> No.16549481

>>16549150
>>16549047
>>16549045
>>16548995
>>16548989
>>16548980
>>16548968
Thanks biz bros.

>> No.16549536

>>16549212
The link was broken when I tried to read it. Perhaps it's just me.

>> No.16549550

>>16549481
Bizbro, I have and idea. Talk to your attorney. Attempt to pass as a drug addict or an alcoholic. Don't know how much this will help. Left America some years ago.

>> No.16549556

>>16549481
I'm not letting you get into prison. Fuck this.

>> No.16549649

>>16548928
Throw your soap at the biggest baddest blackest nigger in the showers, that's how you establish dominance and you'll be safe for the rest of your stay

>> No.16549715

>>16549649
This

>> No.16549742

>>16548853
buy btc, I will safely store it for you :^)

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>>16548853
>sober
>imagine being sober in this shithole of a somber hell world

>> No.16549843

>>16549556
Sorry fren but it's happening.

>> No.16549901

>>16548928

No joke, You'll be more than a millionaire if you buy Link and wait 7 years. Best get to reading up on it before you go to the clink.

https://blog.chain.link/interoperability-and-connectivity-unlocking-smart-contracts-3-0-2/

>> No.16550139

>>16548853
You fucked OP

>> No.16550216

Wow im actually going away and yall be trolling. Fuck u biz

>> No.16550234

>>16550216
post timestamped id/thing with name on

>> No.16550265

>>16548853
Watch this guys YouTube.

https://youtu.be/iJu3r6dpGYI

>> No.16550411

What's better place hold than prison? Nothing. Just buy link and free as multimillionaire.

>> No.16550429

>>16548853
Get ready to swallow Jamal's load. Start sucking dick today so you get used to it senpai

>> No.16550445

>>16548853
How did you think you were getting away with this m8, seriously. Also. Invest in buttpluga you'll need them

>> No.16550564

>>16548928
Find the biggest dindu and seduce him with your clean shaven boi pucci and hell protect you from other inmates

>> No.16550655

Did you really think you were gonna get away with it forever?

>> No.16550673

>>16550216
cya you vietnamese nigger

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>>16548853
>la-fi-ponzi-scheme-20181002-story.
>2018 10 02
bizlets falling for larp again

>> No.16551922

>>16548986
Why the hell do people break the law and not at least try to conceal some of their gains in offshores or crypto. Don’t you have family you could have stashed your wallet with?

>> No.16552550

>>16548989
cool channel man, thanks for posting

>> No.16552990

>>16548853
Anon, do you have money left to buy crypto with?

>> No.16553119

Anon now that it's a sure thing you are going to jail help us out and give us the details on how you ran and structured this to be successful. We can fix the problems and make the whole board rich so you can come back out and get rich again too.

>> No.16553162

>>16549082
half if not more of /biz/ are scumbags that deserve this kind of fate

>> No.16553633

>>16548853
Don't spit in the sink, spit in the toilet. People use the sink for dishes, washing face, etc. Good advice to avoid fights

>> No.16553659

>>16549045
This, keep to yourself and don't spit your toothpaste spit in the sink, and don't fart or shit while your cellmate is eating

>> No.16553689
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16553689

OP. How in the ever loving fuck did they
1. Find your hardware wallet
2. Seize your crypto on them
Like how? That's the whole point of a hard wallet. Also if you are absolutely going to prison for sure, well you will have to endure it because you did a bad thing.

>> No.16553763

>>16553689
because they fuck with you until you get worried it's compromised and move it. Or have been watching you for longer than you know about. If you had your cellphone with you when you hid your seed phrase they know where it is

>> No.16553840

>>16550216
Good luck my guy. Knowing CA policy, you’ll be out in good behaviour long before 7 years. I know that doesn’t mean much but still. Even $100 in link now could be quite the nest egg when you get out.

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16553853

>>16550216
You deserve it, say hi to tyrone for me

>> No.16553896

>>16548928
Eat as much as you can, work out as much as you can, read The Art of War, The Prince, The Book of Five Rings, and Hagakure. If you're an introvert, practice being an extrovert now so you're ready when you get in.

>> No.16553905

>>16548853
Prison seems comfy as fuck, it's basically the ideal ascetic NEET life.

>> No.16553938
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16553938

>american prison system where you come out even more fucked up than before u went in.

This is why everyone hates you guys. Pic related is a danish prison cell. There is even a kiosk you can shop your food and a gym. And you can have tv/laptops whatever and access to education while serving your sentence.

>> No.16553948

>>16553896
You don't have to be an extrovert. Just don't be a pussy when u do talk. Practice talking loudly

>> No.16553962

>>16553905
Nah, not having computer or phone or any access to the outside world except TV, snail mail, and recorded phone calls really sucks

>>16553938
People would go to prison on purpose for that here. Or take more risks they normally wouldn't

>> No.16553984

>>16548866

>Jonny Ngo
>Donato Baca

>chinky tried to scam people with a guy called baka

fucking hell anon, you deserve what you get.

>> No.16554588

>>16550429
>>16550564
these if anything more than minimum security.

>> No.16554599

>>16548853
>Any advice
Start working on stretching your asshole now so it won't tear later.

>> No.16554609

>>16550736
It's true. But don't believe me of you want. You think court cases move at lightning speed? Cases like this drag out for years. Mines getting finalized in January. If you had half a brain you'd google updated posts to see im being sentenced next month.

>> No.16554616

>>16553689
Have you not seen how they seized ross ulbritch and seized everything? I did fuck up by hiding it in my walls but they found it anyways. They have a way to get the pin I suppose.

>> No.16554646

>>16548870
>stinker jokes that he wants prison life
>buy link pump my bags
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF LINK OWNER

>> No.16554651

>>16548904
KILL YOURSELF JEW

>> No.16554655

>>16549156
Kek

>> No.16554660

>>16554616
They have a way to get the pin? What do you mean? Did you give them the pin? After 3 tries with the pin mine the device factory resets

>> No.16554674

>>16549281
you satanic shills are horrendous

>> No.16554683

>>16548853
7 years? and ur free right now? dude cross the border and outmeme law enforcement. biz would keep u alive financially just for the fun of it...

>> No.16554711

>>16554609
How much $$$ would you pay for a diplomatic mission to fly you out to Europe?

>> No.16554714

>>16548853
>>16548866
>>16548928
>>16548971
>>16548986
>>16548993
>>16549253
>>16549289
>>16549313
>>16549326
>>16549341
>>16549353
>>16549843
>>16554609
Relax, friend. I know it's overwhelming. Since your situation appears to be a 'white collar' crime, you aren't going to be put with the real scum. I could be wrong, as I don't know specifics, but regardless - you will only hang around your own race. If your white, you will be with the whites. Same goes for the hispanics and blacks. Segregation is very real in prison, but don't be intimidated. Also, people will ask you what you are in for. Don't lie to them - he honest about everything. They will use a pay phone and make a call to the outside to their 'sources' to look you up and see what you are prison for. Don't be alarmed. All they care about is if you lied to them or if you are a child rapist / pedo. I want to emphasize to only hang around your own race in the beginning - don't interact with members of the other races at first. For example, if someone asks you if you have any food etc. just say no. Don't show up to prison with a fancy or well groomed haircut. You need to show up to prison looking completely average and if others were to look at you, they would not have any clue on your background etc.. I recommend a shaved head with scruffy beard.

Make friends while you are in. Again, I could be wrong, but I suspect you will only be housed with other guys convicted of white collar crimes etc.. Get to know all of them and make connections vie 'networking'. Lot's of these guys end up helping each other when they get out of prison - like giving you jobs, working with them to make a lot of money if they are still rich when they get out, cutting you legitimate deals / investment opportunities etc.. There is always a few people among your prison population that will return to normal life with high business connections, own a multi-million dollar company etc.. Make friends with them, just do it.

>> No.16554725

>>16548853
>>>16550564
GET A FAKE IDENTITY AND LEAVE THE COUNTRY .

>> No.16554732

>>16549080
Read the thread faggot

>> No.16554747

>>16548853
You deserve more time for ripping people off,people have family's that you didnt give a shit about but now u want sympathy ,suck a dick oh wait you probably will

>> No.16554824

>>16554683
this, record how you escape law enforcement living off the grid with videos and regular posts on biz, you don't have anything to lose.

>> No.16554848

>>16554683
This would be quite epic desu

>> No.16554871

>>16548853
make sure to load up your prison wallet before you go in. make sure you have someone funding you so you can buy weekly from the commissary as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pEzp-Bn1Lk

>> No.16554987

>>16548853
Fuck that. Run away to Alaska.

>> No.16555080

>>16554747
Get the fuck off your high horse, you think america and every developing country didnt do shady things to get ahead and give themselves a better life? We on biz faggot, pump and dump is life. Dont give me that moral shit. Government fucks you. Rich assholes fucks everyone and the enviroment and theyre the only one getting rich. Only reason they're not locked up cause they had the means to buy politicians and go through all the loopholes. We on biz dont got that kind of connection or infuence.

fuck outta here with that shit

>> No.16555235

>>16555080
Nigger, answer MY FUCJING QUESTION
>>16553119
>>16553119

I want to blow millions too faggot

>> No.16555253

>>16554683
I GOT $40 BTC RN DO THIS

ALL PITCH IN FOR ANON

>> No.16555272

>>16553689
HIDE IT IN YOUR BILL'S ENVELOPES FOR PWC/MORTGAGE

GET A MAGNETIC CLIPPY THING AND PUT ON FRIDGE

TWICE A DAY WRITE DOWN YOUR SEED PHRASE AND THEN BURN IT. DO THIS EVERYDAY

>> No.16555283

>>16555272
ALSO WRITE STUPID BULLSHIT ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE ENVELOPE LIKE A GROCERY LIST

PUT OTHER BULLSHIT ON YOUR FRIDGE TOO LIKE A DRAWING YOUR DAUGHTER DREW YOU IN SCHOOL

>> No.16555285

>>16555080
i hope you get raped by a nigger for running your ponzi scheme

>> No.16555463

>>16555080
With that attitude you’ll be doing a lot of hatch work

>> No.16555474
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16555474

>>16548853
Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

Watch this video OP
https://youtu.be/WDEBz25lGdY

>> No.16555551

>>16554616
this is a lesson in multifactor security children
a hardware wallet is no better than a non-networked computer if your brainlet ass keeps it in the house

>> No.16555559

>>16555551
where else would you keep it? actual question. any place outside of your house is potentially at risk.

>> No.16555593

>>16553938
Looks like a hotel

>> No.16555604

>>16555080
And that's the shitty attitude that got you to waste 7 years of your life :)

>> No.16555607

>>16548853

I can give you some of my crypto so that seven years later, marginal possibility it's worth something

>> No.16555617

>>16555559

only brainlets don't memorize their keys

>> No.16555654

>>16554660
They have all sorts of 0days we don't know about, they pay good money for them

>> No.16555705

>>16548853
Serves you right, you dickhead chink. I hope they make you pay back every cent.

>> No.16555769

>>16548980
Been a long time since I seen anyone give good advice on here and you had to fuck it up by shilling a shitty shitcoin. kek

>> No.16555795

>>16548968
This is actually good advice . Just workout and try to accumulate as much link as possible before you go away when you get out use your wealth to start a new life . This is real advice anon

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16555800

lmao at all the link warriors

32 मिलियन ICO और कोई काम करने वाला उत्पाद SIBOS नहीं 32 million ICO and no working product SIBOS, Google या किसी अन्य के साथ वास्तविक साथी नहीं जो वे दावा करते हैं Not an actual partner with SIBOS, Google or anyone else they claim बिज़ पर 30 धागे लगातार, भुगतान किए गए पदोन्नति, मॉड खरीदे जाते हैं 30 threads on biz constantly, paid promotion, mods are bought Oracles एक उत्पाद नहीं है, HTTP की तरह, खुला स्रोत विकसित किया जाए Oracles are not a product, like HTTP, to be developed open source किसी भी दैवज्ञ या सेवा को बढ़ाने से लागत में वृद्धि होती है और देवता अपने स्वयं के खट्टे साधनों का उपयोग करते हैं Tokenizing any oracle or service adds increased costs and devs would rather use their own sourced tools moab टोकन, 700,000 हर पंप पर बेचा जा रहा है, कोई स्पष्टीकरण नहीं moab token, 700,000 being sold at every pump, no explanation

kys unironically, he's going to prison for a shitty thing he did but give it a fucking rest

>> No.16555806

>>16555705
Thanks for your kind words. They are.. 2 billion of em. honestly whats the point of living.. out and iI owe 20m. I dont even think I took that much.. most of the investors got paid back. See you guys in the afterlife.

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16555813

>>16555795
>>16554714
>>16548870


पहले एयरड्रॉप्स बिज़ पर होते थे, सेर्गे ने उन्हें कॉपी किया और अपने सहकर्मियों को बोर्ड पर बिठाया, प्रमोटरों का भुगतान किया, फिर बिज़ पर लोगों से संपर्क किया ताकि प्रमोशन, इनसाइडर ट्रेडिंग, घोटाला हो सके first airdrops took place on biz, sergay copied them and got his coworkers on board, paid promoters, then contacted people on biz to promote, insider trading, scam आपूर्ति का 65%, किसी भी समय डंप कर सकता है, Google ब्लॉगपोस्ट (इनसाइडर ट्रेडिंग) कॉइनबेस लिस्टिंग और पंप का कारण बना 65% of supply, can dump at any time, टोकन पर कोई विकास नहीं, संभव नहीं, eip170, इथेरियम में कॉल (अनुबंध करने के लिए अनुबंध) मुश्किल है, केवल एशियाई पैसे पर चल रही मार्केटिंग google blogpost (insider trading) caused coinbase listing and pump no development on token, not possible, eip170, calls (contract to contract) in ethereum are difficult, only marketing going on for asian money

>> No.16555845

Lawyer said not to talk bout case but fck em.. Im already going into the hole. heres a good story for you cucks who arent going out on a Friday night. I miss being rich and blowing a ton of money at casino, VIP table servie, and high escorts... Ill just drink myself to death till my sentencing.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdca/pr/founder-local-technology-company-charged-operating-60-million-investment-fraud

>> No.16555870

>>16548853
>I'm going to prison after xmas for 7 years
this meme is really funny but you have to consider this

when you spam the boards with retarded treads like these you are not going to let smart anons and insiders to post here anymore.
Cause they will be bored of all the retardation of the board. And this is bad for your financials.
Where could you have find out Link if not was for smart anons and insiders who suggested it to you?
So why should you ruin this board and prevent them to post other insights about the market that you could catch?
It's like if you defecated in the same water that you have to drink later. It's insane and dangerous for you.

>> No.16555871

>>16548853
Federal pounding me the ass prison, anon?

>> No.16555877

>>16555845
How did you present yourself to potential investors? What was the most important part of keeping the scam going? What skills did you use to get it that big? What was the catalyst to your downfall do you believe?

Thank you anon, I'm interested

>> No.16555934

>>16548853
>>16548866
wtf lol retard

>> No.16555945

>>16555845
What exactly was your plan when your investors wanted to cash out? Seems like you were asking for this tbqchwyf.

>> No.16555974

>>16549148
So is that what your uncle did to you or something?

>> No.16555978

>>16548853
Don't diss jail bud.

>> No.16555993

>>16555080
yeah there are companies like 3dcart that rip people off but you went full psycho and took millions from people. you're lucky it's only 7 years, you'll probably be out sooner and a few years is not even that much time you fucking brainlet.

>> No.16556019

>>16548853
Jonny Ngo why dont you back Vietnam bro

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>>16548866

You can make a shiv from the slightly harder name tape embroidered on your prison jumpsuit.

Also, watch your cornhole.

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16556072

Protip all Vietnamese are scammers

>> No.16556075

>>16549148
+1
go get raped and die from aids OP

also lube your asshole when bubba and his black boys gangbang you, otherwise you might enjoy hemorhoids.

>> No.16556108

>>16554711
That would suck for him when Europe's banks come crashing down alongside Deutsche Bank. Where would he flee then? Israel?

>> No.16556149

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease invest into chain link

this is the ultimate test

>> No.16556169

>>16556072
lmfao.. this is soo true. most people including myself still got medi-aid while looking like that and having millions. section 8 etc.

>> No.16556179

How did you do it? Did you actually have meetings with potential investors and made a good show of it? Did you even have office space or workers?

>> No.16556241

>>16549037
Youre probably young weak and beta and that is ehy you woulf cower and give up in this situation

>> No.16556250

>>16556075
Its hilarious how obvious it is that these kids have never experienced prison beyond television and are talkong aboht it as if they have been in a maximum security

>> No.16556262

f

>> No.16556287

>>16556179
It takes a lot of planning.. at first it didnt start out as a ponzi scheme but slowly greed takes over and you think of new avenue to profit big.. its true when they say when you live that high life, its hard to go back so you're constantly chasing how to make that next big move and mine was to keep new investors coming in and paying off old ones.

Yea of course we had meetings when youre dealing with money this large of scale. You learn to be deceitful and put on a difference personality and face when dealing with people. It becomes normal after awhile.. at first it was uncomfortable but do it enough and you become good at lying to people. Key things was to always put on a show and make investors feel like theyre in good hands and that they'll make money long term. Of course all this takes a level of thinking, persuasion, and social engineering to pull off. You can't let people read you.

Yea we had office space.. even rented for couple days if need be to convince investors that big progress is being done and that businesss is good etc.

>> No.16556319

>>16548853
Meditating, reading, getting physically fit, and being a NEET instead of a wagie are good things. Wagie life sucks, you get a free ride in jail.. if it's chill you might still get internet to shitpost on 4chan all day, and then your life would pretty much be the same

>> No.16556362
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>>16548853
I did an 8 month stint in the FL state prison system. It really wasn't nearly as bad as what the youtube channels like fresh out or wes watson say it is (then again, each state varies wildly in culture as do the feds). I watched a lot of big herc before I went in and I'd say it did help a lot when it came to not letting myself be perceived as pushover and having people try to take advantage of me. Guys in there will test you at the beginning to see where you stand. You will have to stand up for yourself. But if you make it clear at the beginning that you're not a bitch, you won't ever get fucked with and your stay will be much easier. It's what happened to me.

Just two days into my stay, this dude about twice my size tried to swipe some food off my tray. I got up, confronted him about wtf he was doing, and then he asked me what am I going to do about it? I immediately lunged at him and tackled him. I got a few good hits on his face until he realized what was happening. He turned the tables and started beating the shit out of me and kicking me until the co's broke it up. Ended up having a horrible black eye, giant, swollen nigger lips, and broken nose. Despite getting my shit handed to me in front of everyone, I never got fucked with ever again. I've seen other new guys just back down after getting their shit swiped and then they get fucked with for the rest of their stay.

So no matter what stand up for yourself. Even if you lose a fight, the fact that you stand up for yourself will make people not want to fuck with you because it isn't worth the trouble. There are plenty of other bitches who won't make a scene that they'd prefer to steal from.

Once you get over that hurdle, you get into a routine and prison becomes boring. Some stretches fly by. At times it's also very boring. Use this time to improve yourself.

I also learned that prison rape is a myth. There's a variety of gay dudes inside willing to fuck each other and not cause issues.

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>>16548853
You're going to get raped by a pack of niggers

>> No.16556956

>>16549148
Only lolifags and pedos go through that shit. Bubba has plenty of willing fags to choose from in current year don't u worry

>> No.16556994

>>16548853
If you have a prison phone you could film a seven year documentary on your experience. Maybe some blog style. Use that intellect to create a positive message and inspire kids, etc...

Honestly the novel experience is basically the only asset you have to work with. Make the most impact with it and you’ll find the greatest solace and maybe land a nice documentary/presence once you’re out

>> No.16557003

Prepare to be really really really bored. You'll sit in windowless rooms with nothing to do for hours at a time, waiting to go to the next room

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16557045

>>16548853
you deserve it. watch out for your cornhole, buddy

>> No.16557134

You do deserve it but some of the people in there are a lot worse than you and will try to plot against you. They'll brag to you to try to get you to brag back so they can figure out if you still have money or rich family or some other angle

>> No.16557180

>>16556169
>Invaded my country to help muttify it.
>Spent life leaching off welfare, and voting democrat.
>Stole millions from investors in a big ponzi scheme, to go gambling, and live like a decadant asshole.
And you came here excpecting some kind of sympathy?
I seriously can't stress this enough, but:
FUCK.
YOU.
CHINK.
You deserve everything you have coming and more.
Thanks for opening my eyes to the fact that gooks are vermin though.

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16557210

>>16557180

Yeah fuck off retard, plenty of hardworking Asians out there despite this human filth

Yang 2020

>> No.16557235

Are you BusAnon by any chance?

>> No.16557322

>>16548853
You have to become strong so no man will fuck with you or fuck you.
You must be like king of the jungle in their with madness in your eyes. 1000 push ups strong and be polite to guards they will give you good job in kitchen where you eat better.
Prison currency is noodle ramen now so find a way to be the guy who has it all. IE someone to feed you stuff to sell on the inside.
Get xbox or ps to rent out to other inmates if you are allowed do this.
Don't buy or make pruno unless you can get away and only sell dont drink.
Also sell vape stuff depend on prison.
White collar crime is not as hard and usual white faces so be strong.
Don't rape. Only black monkeys and low IQ nazi's do. Mexicans are busy with drugs, but make best girlfriends.
Figure out how to have visits from conjugal visits.

Regards
Former Inmate Pajeet Shiller

>> No.16557387

>>16557210
>Yang
Fuck you too then, dickhead. You're too retarded to make it without handouts, so I deserve to be punished for succeeding? Every nonwhite in America is fucking scum. Every white civ nat socialist in America is even worse.

>> No.16557440

>>16548853
You fucking scammed innocent people so YOU could profit off their misfortune. I hope black gang members with huge dicks rape your virgin asshole in prison over and over. Fuck you and thanks to the law enforcement that put pieces of shit like you away. I hope the niggers give you aids. I'm not even memeing fuck you scammer pos.

>> No.16557445

>>16548928
learn law
learn Kleros

>> No.16558009

>>16557387
ok hitler

>> No.16558130

>>16555080
7 YEARS
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.16558140

Don’t tell me you pulled out a gun on a bus driver.

>> No.16558216
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16558216

>>16553984
>>chinky tried to scam people with a guy called baka

FUCKING
KEK

>> No.16558245

>>16555080
You scammed people in a dumb way and now you’re angry that you got caught. You ran a literal ponzi and went buying mansions and lambos. How fucking stupid are you? What was your next step after that? You didn’t even have the most basic of exit plans. You ran a scam and had zero idea about what to do after the scam. You just sat there scratching your balls until the FBI showed up. You’re a fucking idiot, you lost because you’re an idiot, not because you don’t have money to buy politicians.

You are going to be in prison for seven years. You WILL be raped in the anus. You WILL have to suck others men’s cocks. Don’t forget these facts. Think about sucking dirty pube bush prison cock every time you brush your teeth until you go away.

>> No.16558246

>>16548853
Say hi to Martin Shkreli for me

>> No.16558353

Damn, /biz/ is STILL taking this bait?

>> No.16558602

>>16557387
Shut up faggot get triggered harder. Useful idiots paying their good got taxes

>> No.16558701

>>16548853
congratz on this, seriously

>> No.16558710

>>16557387
retard

>> No.16559299

>>16555080
You ran a scam, blew your money in a loud way, fucked around and didn’t hide any of it properly all while waiting for the feds to show up.

Someone should show this thread to the judge presiding over your case, 7 years isn’t long enough.

>> No.16559338

>>16548853
original...
like all shills: kys

>> No.16559431

>>16548853
Stay outta a trouble, keep your head down, be polite to the guard without seeming like a kiss ass to other prisoners. You'll come out the other side stronger anon just hang in there, you're likely out in 3,4 anyway especially if its not a violent offence

>> No.16559440

>>16559299
>7 years isn’t long enough
don't be bitter lmao

>> No.16559642

>>16548853
Why dont you just drive to another state. Enter a plane. Fly to HK ?

>> No.16559677

>>16548853
can't you roll your foot in aluminum foil so they lose your signal then hop in a car and drive away, randomly somewhere they won't find you? better a fugitive than lose 7 yearq in jail wtf
if I was you I'd at least try this and run to mexico if i succeed or something, then start a new life there, 7 years in prison will fuck you up, you'll go out and find the world has changed a lot, at least link will be 1000$ eoy 2027 when you get out...

>> No.16559950

>>16557440
Go back to /pol/ you fucking teenager

>> No.16559954

>>16559677
the change won't be that crazy we'll have a different president and nicer smartphones but the camera on a high end phone is already pretty fucking nice and we'll still be in the early days of ray traced video games

>> No.16559957

>>16559950
Meant for
>>16557387

>> No.16559975

I have a Cessna. I will fly OP to Cuba for no more than 8000 Link tokens (potentially much less if you are near Florida).

>> No.16559984

>>16548853
Quit being a pussy, get a gun and go hide in the woods

If they come for you, kill them to the last man

>> No.16560012

>>16548870
this guy gets it
accumulating your make it stack
get locked up for 5-10 years, free meals, no bills, no bitches harassing you
just chilling with your bros and working out trading stories, then you co.e out and you have so much money you dont have to cate about money

>> No.16560282

>>16549481
https://youtu.be/3M-hPpuAqwQ?t=829

>> No.16560302

>>16548928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC6iMIiqyg0

>> No.16560375

>>16555080
Wow I never realized how thug life /biz/ is, is this what it feels like to be an ethnic minority?

>> No.16560494

>>16558009
>>16558602
>>16558710
>>16559950
>t. section 8 gooks

>> No.16560555
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16560555

WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN

NEVER TRUST THE YELLOW MAN

>> No.16560642

>>16548986
Fucking idiot. Learn to encrypt your shit, it's not hard.

>> No.16560687

>>16548853
Prison is extremely hard. Good luck

>> No.16560700
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>>16548986
>Broke. They seized everything, even found my hardware wallet and took everything on that as well. Sucks cause I was hoping I'd be able to come out and have that waiting for me.

well that sucks, guess the only things you will be HODL'ing tight now are your buttcheeks and the soap in the shower. HAVE FUN AHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.16560702

did they already froze all your accounts or you have some money ? If i was you i would sell everyfucking thing i can and buy BTC,ETH,XMR and LINK if you have atleast 1mil. After 7 years you will have atleast 100mil. You can buy a fucking island or something and retire there.

>> No.16560715

>another episode of /biz/ believes every LARP

>> No.16560723

>>16555559
if i had 1 mil plus on hw wallet i would put a nfc chip or small storage into my hand or something. Theres like infinite amount of possibilities how to hide it lol.

>> No.16560726

>>16548853
How tf are you still here? I though when you get sentence it's immediately go to prison.

>> No.16560827

>>16560726
it has to be a larp, he hasn't been sentenced yet, don't know where he got 7 years from

http://www.sdnews.com/view/full_story/27666593/article-Point-Loma-business-founder-admits-mail-fraud?instance=pb

>The founder of a closed Point Loma electronic business pleaded guilty Sept. 12 to mail fraud and has agreed to repay $20 million to hundreds of victims.

>Jonny Ngo, 33, faces up to 20 years in federal prison when he is sentenced on Jan. 10, 2020 by U.S. District Court Judge Jeff Miller, his plea agreement shows.

>Ngo raised more than $61 million from 350 investors for the company. The business, NL Technology LLC, closed its Rosecrans Street shop in 2018, and Ngo was indicted by a federal grand jury in April.

>> No.16560979

>>16554714
What if you're Mediterranean? Who do Italians chill with in prison? I always wondered.

>> No.16561064

Are you going to a minimum security prison? If so, you really don’t have much to worry about.

>> No.16561235

>>16560827
7 years is what is discussed between my lawyer and myself. It's up to 20 years. Believe me or not.

>> No.16561277

>>16555559
>any place outside your house is potentially at risk
imagine not having brothers or friends you can trust with a tiny metal lockbox with nondescript contents

>> No.16561318

>>16561235
ok well keep your hope up i guess but i wouldn't be surprised if it ends up being more than 7 years with the large sums involved and your apparent lack of remorse etc

>> No.16561324

>>16561064
federal pound me in the ass prison

>> No.16561611

>>16548853
you will have to join a gang to protect yourself then the gang will ask you to stab another inmate. if you refuse they will stab you.

>> No.16561655

>>16561235

LARP/10

>> No.16561702

You're not white? In California? Call the judge racist and he'll be afraid to sentence you to anything.

>> No.16561727
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16561727

Finally we hit 200 replies. Thanks for the good laughs and wasting your time. LARPings been real. Jonny Ngo is a friend of a friend. Make sure you guys send him letters. He's currently in prison without bond due to flight risk.

>> No.16561730

>>16553938

That's cool and all but how do all those shiny things increase the prison's profit margins? They don't. Checkmate.

>> No.16561762

>>16561727

>Lying on the internet

That is an even worse crime than a multi-million-dollar investment scam. You deserve to do the 7 years in his place.

>> No.16561822

>>16548853
Fuck you larper. Hope you die a slow and painful death.

>> No.16562041

Can you explain how you made that much and what it took to pull it off?

>> No.16562190

>>16548853
Hi guys. Larper here

>> No.16562396

>>16555080
Your on here crying about goin to jail,I just came home you did it shut the fuck up and suck it up faggot

>> No.16562434

Well played OP, this is far and away the most gullible board on the net. LARPing happens daily here & its so obvious, yet /biz/tards continue to take the bait. Astounding

>> No.16563019

>>16559677
Yeah then you do the full 7 plus another 5 and you stay in maximum security with no halfway house or anything the whole time. Stupid idea

>> No.16563044

>>16560979
whites

>> No.16563069

>>16548853
Serve your time turn to Islam. It’s the truth I promise that’s the realest thing you can get.

>> No.16563110

>>16561762
This kys op

>> No.16563176

Are people on this board serious? Fuck this cocksucker.

>> No.16563647

>>16548866
Don't click this, it's a honeypot

>> No.16564424

don't spit in the sink. don't trust "the homies" or anyone with a 13 tatted on them. piasas are ok. don't wear your shower shoes anywhere but the shower. don't gamble what you don't have and DO NOT get in debt. figure out your hustle once you get to main line. reception sucks. if you owe restitution they will take 55% of any money put on your books so have your people send you packages instead with 15 jars of coffee you can trade. don't talk to COs alone without a shadow (someone else within earshot). don't sit on someone else's bed without asking if it's ok first. if shit pops off (and it will), you better be right there in it

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>>16548853
>>16561727
Thank fucking god, these faggot idiots

>>16553689
>>16553763
>>16554616
>>16555654

were starting to legitimately scare me. Ledger especially is so fucking inept when it comes to the experience of using their hardware wallets, I wouldn't be surprised if they overlooked some elementary detail that allows anyone who knows a little cryptography to sidechannel attack the chip inside or some shit

>> No.16564786

>Cynics may also wonder what is preventing Ledger from issuing a rogue firmware update themselves. The answer is quite trivial: just think about what we have to gain versus what we have to lose… An internal sponsored attack would not only be very quickly spotted and obvious to trace, but profits would be much less than what Ledger’s future equity is worth on the market.
>dude just trust us lmao

>> No.16564838

>>16563647
OH NO NO NO. MY LINKIES GONE

>> No.16564928

>>16548853
RIP, OP.

>> No.16564940

>>16548928
nigga, you finna get dabbed on

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>>16548928
>>16548866
>>16548853
Look up FPS Kyle goes to prison and listen to his prison stories. THAT IS THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL SURVIVE 7 YEARS.

>> No.16565682

Damn hope you get fucked by black nigggers. And suck their dicks.

>> No.16565816

go to alaska or hawaii

>> No.16566384

>>16555080
he's right you know

>> No.16566505

>>16548853
Read and get jacked

>> No.16566590

>>16554683
Except that 99.99%, of you useless faggots are broke wagecucks and neets..

The other 1/10,000 don't give a fuck about sending money to some meme fugitive...

You know those normie faggots that just say random stupid compromising shit and don't back it up whatsoever? Bizlets are the same thing except they don't leave their basement unless they have a McDonald's shift

>> No.16566631

>>16555285
Seething broke wagecuck / neet

lul

>> No.16566645

>>16548853
>want to kill myself
So you're going to waste 70 years because you are sad about losing 7? Sounds like a waste.

>> No.16566649

>>16555845
Well, at least this most likely isn't a larp like 99% of these kinds of posts here

>> No.16566679

>>16554714
Always wondered if you’re mixed race, do you get fucked?

>> No.16566791

>>16548853
lol you could have encrypted it in a rar or something and put it on something like mega

>> No.16566877

My brother was in prison for 3 years. We kind of had a falling out for most of that first year, I only visited a few times because he was family. We reconciled towards the end of the year, and I started visiting regularly. That's when I discovered that most inmates are not only being cucked out of years of their lives, they're also being cucked in the traditional sense. The easiest women in the world are the ones that have boyfriends behind bars. Normally I have autismo when it comes to finding a "non creepy" reason to approach a girl and start conversation, but outside the visitation area you all already have something in common to talk about. Most of them had visited their bf's multiple times and were tired and frustrated of it all, and pretty eager to throw their social media at anyone who asked. What I didn't expect was the ones who were on the first visit, tears in their eyes, "we're gonna be strong baby" type shit, they were no harder to fuck than the others. All it took was having the confidence to approach and make small talk, and the tears would be wiped away and they'd be in full flirt mode. It's fucked up but I honestly think it made the sex better, knowing that some chump was in love with this girl, probably beating his meat in his cell trying desperately to remember what pussy feels like. I never thought I'd sleep with more than a handful of girls in my life, but after the visitations I lost count when my number passed 30. I wont lie, I needed some antibiotics from the clinic a few times, but it was so fucking worth it. That all stopped when my brother got out but fuck if I don't miss it.

tl;dr all women are whores.

>> No.16566918

>>16566877
Fucking the wives of cunts in prison sounds like a really good way to end up castrated

>> No.16567084

Start watching YouTube videos. Here's some good channels.

fresh out
GP - life in the pen (specific to the CDC)
lockup23and1

>> No.16567192

Op I hope you the best and pull through this shit. 7 years might seem like an eternity now but it'll get easier as the days go by. Meditate, read, Jack off, just do anything to make the go by faster. You'll pull thru it and it'll get easier.

>> No.16567213

GREEN TAG WILL MAKE IT. IF I DONT GET GREEN IMMA GET FUCKED BY NIGGERS AND COME OUT A FAGGOT. IF GREEN IMMA DO MY TIME AND MAKE IT BIGGER THAN I DID BEFORE I WENT IN.

>> No.16567232

>>16548853
time to put in some work for your fucking people

>> No.16567298

>>16548853
escape to bolivia

>> No.16567310

>>16548853
do not masturbate
do not take drugs
start meditating

>> No.16567344

>>16567213
rip anon

>> No.16567359

>>16549377
Send me all your money brainlet

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>>16548853
Seek Jesus, unironically. Don't listen to the hedonistic neopagans on here.

>> No.16567396

>>16550216
If you can't handle this little ass ribbing then you wont be able to handle serious clowning in prison. As long as you rib back though you should be okay.

>> No.16567439

>>16553938
Well to be fair some federal prisons in the US are like this

>> No.16567459

If this thread hits 300 replies, I'm going to legit send everyone after my comment 0.01 BTC. I got into btc since 2011 and have more that 5000 btc so why not spread a little wealth to my biz bros. First 100 after 300 replies will get free 0.01 btc, just post your addy and I got you.

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>>16567459
thanks fren

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>> No.16567485

Bump cause I want my 0.01.

>> No.16567486

>>16567369
buddha beddher

>> No.16567493

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>> No.16567816

You wtf youre serious, thought u were joking. Didn't even hit 300 replies yet and you already sent me 0.01 btc. What a guy. Thanks!!!

>> No.16567846

>>16567459

thx frenbro

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>> No.16567850

>>16567459

Hey, thank you so much!

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>> No.16567871

why is this dumb thread still alive? get a fucking life

>> No.16567931 [DELETED] 

.

>> No.16567944

.

>> No.16567950

>>16548853
1JqKjdCYdQPfmPUTx2PucWNgfmMUcZ9zqH

Thanks in advance

>> No.16567955

>>16567459
Sent to the wrong ID lmao
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>> No.16568001

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>> No.16568011

>>16548853
if this is true you deserve it for being a scamming piece of shit better pepper your angus OP those guys in jail love fresh meat

>> No.16568029

>>16567871
Because every time its about to die OP keeps bumping it like a faggot, combined with the fact that /biz/tards believe every LARP

>> No.16568311

lmao now op is samefagging as giving away crypto to try and bump his thread and see how gullible /biz/ iz. nice try but sage this shit

>> No.16568451
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>>16548853
I hope you can do 888 burpees from day 1 or you know what time it is !!

>> No.16568788

I actually spent 11 months in prison and I'm not sure what advice to give... I got back into taking medication for anxiety while in prison and I regret it, but I have been tapering down and should be able to quit soon.

>> No.16569117

>>16561727
Reported the whole thread to glows. You're fucked chinky.

>> No.16569267

>>16548928
watch all of Wes Watson's videos on YT.

>> No.16569477

>>16567816
i checked your address and you have 0 transactions. get a life.