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First for

1) drink KO
2) Fuck kikes, fuck niggers and FFFUCK JANNIES

I’m all in AMRN calls. Wish me luck

hoping for gains this week on evh and acb

someone explain what the fractional shares thing will do

Looks like an unprecedented devastating result for labour in UK election, wat means? AH still open, doesn't seem that affected...

Rember to buy mgdonal shares for friends and family this holiday season. Give the gift of gains forever.

>>16543826
cards drew favorably for AMRN for tomorrow so I picked up some discount calls as well.

lets hope pharma doesnt cuck us.

>>16543812
nice cool that looks like she listen to KRISTINE :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0TUZ3fZEeU

>>16543847
UK election results seem pretty bullish to me

>>16543849
MCD KO PEP, yummy healthy winter!

>>16543866
BASED

>>16543847
It seems hard to predict. On the one hand, this means brexit is going to happen soonish, which the markets are allergic to. On the other, it ends all the uncertainty, and Boris did manage to get the EU to sit down one final time for negotiations, so maybe it's a happy thing.

>>16543644
I don't think conservative getting that much votes mean UK is heading to the far right. It just mean Corbyn is as unpopular as Sanders and voters want to be done with the Brexit topic regardless of the end result

>>16543812
Get a load of the British shitlib salt in this thread

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1205246135943729152?s=20

Fucking libs got btfo'd, wow

>>16543866
>nuggets+sweet 'n sour
>small fries
true Gentleman and Scholar right there

They should impeach Trump for market manipulation desu senpai

if ford would go up that would be super nice

>>16543874
I'm curious to know how much the big uptick in the anti-semitism narrative hurt Corbyn this past week

>>16543880
Twitter shitposting =/= market manipulation. The yellow biz media would be dead in an instant if that were the case.

>>16543825
Based KO is official soft drink of J&J (Jews and Jannies)
You go die in a fire and sell me your shares and calls you wannabe nazi.
>>16543866
>>16543849
B&R

>CORV
Thanks for the cheapies!

>>16543883
Sister told me nobody at her college in UK buys the antisemitism thing, everyone there is an elite who imagine Corbyn is a revolutionary commie and thus love him tho. If I had to bet it seems like people are saying labour pissed off their working class voters through incoherence on brexit.

How many of you do this as a living? The way I see it, if you use 10k a day buying 100-200 of whatever stock that is ready to climb, if you make 10 cent gain for each one that can equal from 100-200 dollars a day, which is a living wage. I'm interested in actually trying this, or hearing from some of you.

>>16543839
it was already explained in the last thread like twice.

>>16543920
I think you're right about the general trend, but I also don't think college campuses are the right place to look for hair-trigger reactions to accusations of anti-semitism since they're pretty much the only place that you still see pro-palestine protests. I don't expect it to be a big impact on total turnout, but I'm curious about whether the jews actually shifted as a populace based on it

How close is a stock market crash I want to buy 20k usd worth of TSLA shares.

>>16543920
Why would the elite like revolution?
You mean they’re wannabes who will grow conservative as they age?

>>16543935
>implying day traders just buy and sell stocks
try options and futures dude

>>16543920
This sounds more right. A lot of the anti-semitism stuff is disingenuous "If you criticize Israel, you're anti-semitic" bullshit.

>>16543943
You spoken to a wealthy college student lately? They view self-interest as anathema

>>16543941
MAKE ISRAEL PALESTINE AGAIN

Any stocks I should snap up following this exit poll in UK? The pound is going to the moon against USD.

Predictions for tomorrow? Anything you are eyeing or nervous about?

>>16543990
It will be a massive sell the news event. Red rain. Bears everywhere. Death and destruction.

Screenshot this post.

>>16543967
Already seems to be, this will have much deeper effects tho obviously. I wonder what this will do to the EU long term, anglosphere vs everyone else is such a compelling situation, need to go read Carroll Quigley again

>>16543959
Nobody cares about Palestine, fuck off shitskin

Futures just opened back up to another all time high. This is the golden bull bros.

>>16544045
holy shit am i going to be rich when i wake up bros?

>>16543941
If not even place that care about Palestine give reaction to antisemitism accusation, where do you think people would react to such accusation?

>>16544062
Anywhere else? It's a given that palestinian protestors will dismiss claims of anti-semitism, regardless of if they're true or not. I don't actually care enough about uk politics to look into whether corbyn hates jews, I'm just curious if the jews think he hates jews.

I'm sure the $738,000,000,000 just printed to fund Space Force has nothing to do with this.

>>16544036
Fundamentally untrue, jew

Started a total market position with SWTSX. Main funds are SWTSX,SWPPX and SWISX. Rest of my positions ,7, are stocks. Now it's merely waiting for the AMRN Fat Wad to be delivered into my hands so I can seed my Funds properly. Give them a nice kick start. Then add to them for 25+ years. I'm 36. It takes a huge wad to overcome lost gains during the years i missed from age 20 to now. But I won't be leaving myself in a mess savings wise either, no way. I plan to dump 25 - 28k back into the bank.

My liberal friend from UK just called me because I'm the only "conservative" friend he has, I told him I made 3.8k in 30 minutes trading GBP/USD that I will only have to pay 16% tax on

>>16543847
looks like brexit and the British golden bull market can begin good job Britain the future is bright for you

Is it time to close all positions on Tesla yet?

>>16542910
Yuss I got my Roomba money

>>16544258
400 eoy

>>16543678

I was betting on seats, and underestimated by two brackets. I usually low ball bids across the board, but I changed my strategy and went too hard one two brackets without enough shares in the cheapies. Should have waited until exit polls dropped.

>>16544036
We found one boys. SNAG Em

People who bought in on the good SB-525 news from ASH: you okay?

>>16543847
UK ETF's and financials shot up when it was announced that Boris won. Maybe there will be a nice bull run similar to what we saw after Trump was elected. Maybe not.

Currently, in Britbongistan

imagine being a boomer bear right now

>>16544100
The pro-Palestine movement is fundamentally one born of resentment for the current US global hegemony. It’s Liberal Europeans and anticapitalist Americans.

The boycott divestment types are nearly all Marxist sjw anti-patriarchy retards.

>>16544160
That seems high. Are you using purely forex markets or some of those fancy forex ETFs?

>>16543956
But they’re the 1% that just hasn’t reached full earning potential yet... it’s one thing for buffet to say he should have to pay more in taxes, supporting redistribution of your own inheritance is... well everyone was young once...

>>16543847
In the short term it’s very bullish. This means there can FINALLY be some certainty.

CapEx in GB is nonexistent because there’s so much damn uncertainty. Who’s going to invest in their business when there’s no clarity on if/when GB would break off their largest trading alliance? It’s fucking stupid, you wait until you know better.

Want to go to professional school or buy a home or start a business? Well let’s just wait and see what happens first... this type of thing has absolutely fuckered the UK economy for years now, and it will take decades to fully shake out.

But short term: bullish.

>>16544379
kek fuck

>>16544329
in all seriousness though: good time to buy SGMO for a swing trade? that hammer candle makes me think it might be bottoming out but no way the technicals could otherwise spot a turnaround this early. SGMO on IV is hilarious to read this whole week though if you want a laugh.

>>16544422
>That seems high
Huh? It's considered very low in my country

>>16543812
Buy stonks, goyim. Haven't you heard? Commissar Powell says inflation is only a symmetrical 2%! Oh man, I love being enslaved by an international cabal of gay pedophiles!

I DID IT BOYS
ME ABSOLUTE MADMAN

4X LEVERAGED GOOD BOY POINTS TO THE MOOOOOOOON!!!

>>16544485
Alright alright, so you took your gains and went home then?

The short covering may just be getting started...

So I just delivered and swallowed a clove of garlic. Had to cut it up in a few pieces since it was too big. Will I die?

>>16544554
good job. make /smg/ proud

>>16544573

I had a friend that used to fry whole cloves of garlic and eat them as snacks. Somehow he didn't have terrible breath. You should be fine.

>>16544554
Go go go

BoJo is gunna make it moon!

Lagarde can suck a phat choad

Macron is a French cookie

Merkel is a slag of a witch

Putin keeps big wads of cash

Oh shit... WM probably smart...

>>16544576
What if the true friends were the trends we met along the way?

>>16544036
This fuck that shithole glass the whole Middle East

Oh shit even MMM could rally off this...

Should I just grab some UPRO or is this going to get fuckered overnight?

>>16544676
the willow doesnt need to learn to stand

>>16543847
>>16544209
>>16544352
Any UK listed stocks worth buying that aren't overly exposed to currency risk?

SPY is at ATH but FX is cancelling out my gains.

>>16544582
I do something like that. Soak in olive oil and roast in the oven. Tasty as fuck, but extreme halitosis.

Is 2x really better than 3x for the NASDAQ?

>>16544796
Every doggo may have its day, but China has really hurt the old Minnesotan bitch.

why the FUCK did consoomers not buy enough roku

>>16544619

Show me your Calls/Puts.

>>16544829
I'm tempted to get in on MSCI's EWU and HEWU (the currency hedged sibling) for the sweet divvys once the election euphoria wears off in the next week or two. Until Brexit dealings are finalized and it becomes a thing of the past, everything else is a gamble in my opinion.

Gold sell off got bought up in the last hour. Interesting.

Also I broke one of my expensive arrows doing archery practice just now. Didn't miss, just hit one of the arrows already in the target at a bad angle. -$12 for me. :(

>>16545078
theta gang

>>16544920
just get both :^)

>>16545174
are you a good archer

Does anyone know what tomorrow 's sunesis press conference is about?

>>16545254
>are you a good archer
Not by competition standards. It's just for fun and exercise.

>>16545290
drugs
but not the fun kind :(

>>16545298
archery makes me think of nip girls
some of them are in to archery I think

>>16545317
the bow n' arrow shooty is very popular in asia due to South Korean dominance of the competitions over the past 20 some years.

>>16545373
do you have a crossbow

Sell your MS stocks, they're going down hard tomorrow

>>16545420
Ha! No. If I wanna shooty shoot like that I'll use a rifle.

Gold holding steady. Very interesting indeed. I was a bit concerned that it would drop on trade deal news. The USD being a bit weak helps but strong bond yield isn't good. Deep pockets appear to be interested in buying all dips on the shiny rock though.

>>16545440
hwhy?

To whomever shilled ROYT in the last thread, what's the next moon mission?

>Credit Suisse wrote a 137 page biotech report/powerpoint about gene therapy
Fucking nerds lol

Neat that I can access this through the schwab report archive though

>>16545615
>finding value in gene therapy
If I can make a guess, it's 137 pages saying "hey, you should buy gene therapy stocks"

All this talk of Genes here's a novel idea; Crocodiles can regenerate teeth ok. Suppose someone figures out how and applies that knowledge to humans so we regenerate cells,etc. Other words, we can't age or suffer tooth loss. Hell the ability to keep your teeth would be sweet.

AMDCHADS RYZEN THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!! It's only up from here on out brothers. $50 EOY is happening. There's still time to get in for next years huge bull run.

>>16545651
>If I can make a guess, it's 137 pages saying "hey, you should buy gene therapy stocks"
Sold!

>>16545651
You’re not wrong exactly... but there’s flowcharts and diagrams on ocular injections and whatnots.

they’re optimistic on biomarin uniqure and sarepta.

Sangamo is included in some of the tables discussing trials, but it’s not given any recommendations as a stock. Too bad, SGMOanons.

>>16545717
Cool until your face bursts into teeth...

>>16545717
what about this:
my brain in a crocodile body
think about it
then I can generate teeth AND I'm a big reptile killing machine too

>>16545742
what stocks are they shilling ?
do you mind posting the pdf on mediafire or something ;)

AMRN is heading into the final stretch. The FDA decision could happen anytime next week or the 23rd! I strongly doubt that they'd do anything after the 23rd due to the Holidays and New Years. Lots of people are using those days in between to spend with family so yeah.. No work shit till after Jan 1st. I know I am. My last work day is Dec 20th and I won't be back into the office till Jan 2nd. (I get paid for all those days off to boot not just the Holidays)

>>16545717
>Suppose someone figures out how and applies that knowledge to humans so we regenerate cells,etc.
Gotta bank your cell samples early, anon, before they start to degrade.

>>16545753
>what stocks are they shilling ?
I just fucking told you...
M8 if you’re not gonna read my post you’re sure as hell not going to read this pdf.

>>16545777

>>16545742
I got all the delivery vehicle you need right here.

>>16545764
Should we sell right after the announcement, or will it only go up?

>>16544554
This was a wildly retarded thing to do, and I’ll be lucky if I only lose $60. I way overpaid, and this is NOT the way to do fx. The only thing that can save me is if Xi fucks up the deal and the dollar takes a hit.

>>16545856
Jeez you’re still here? Bull thesis intact?

>>16545870
It'll dip after the stock moves up on the news due to profit taking but long term your still looking at more upside. Buyout or go it alone, either way your still looking at more Profit. A buyout would see you get at least 45 per. Go it alone, same thing just take longer to get there.

>>16545882
>Jeez you’re still here? Bull thesis intact?
Nah i'm not workhorse anon. I dunno how that's going. I just think all the entries for USPS' new delivery truck are adorable. The pic above was designed by AM General.

>>16545870
SELL
THE
NEWS

>>16545893
Or the third option; go it alone for a bit followed by the buyout. This would see you get the max Profit available. This is kinda what I think will happen just going by the CEO comments and whatnot. But who knows? Depends really on how bad Big Pharma wants AMRN. Example: Lipotor went at it alone for a year after FDA approval before getting bought for $90 a share.

Hoooooly fuck it looks like that Credit Suisse report was absolutely perfect timing... or maybe a day too late

>Dec 12 (Reuters) - The U.S. Food and Drug Administration on Thursday granted an early approval to Sarepta Therapeutics Inc's second treatment for Duchenne muscular dystrophy (DMD).

Up 30% after hours.

That’s one of the three companies they recommended. Looks like it may be another good day for LABU.

>>16545919
>Lipotor went at it alone for a year after FDA approval before getting bought for $90 a share.
Please stop comparing this to Warner-Lambert. They had multiple drugs in their lineup and had already reached nearly $4 billion in sales with Lipitor alone. Amarin is not nearly as significant.

>>16545931
Just pointing out an example. Hell Thor got bought for a 170% premium (68 a pop v.s 25) and they don't got anything out at all.

>>16545931
Anon he’s actually retarded.
If he weren’t fortunate enough to get a government job, he’d be fucked.

>>16545955
Plenty of other have been bought out for much smaller premiums. It is really hard to tell what might happen here as no one really knows what the market potential is as this is such a new area and being derived from fish oil and requiring large doses, is vulnerable to both patient non-compliance and generic/knock-off products (even if they don't work as well or at all since patients are retarded).

>>16545956
Retarded am I? Heh maybe I am, maybe I ain't. But unlike most people on this damn board I can honestly say I don't got a damn bit of debt to my name other than my house. Nor have I lost a shit pot full of money to the market in various shitty deals unlike a lot of people. So you know there's many ways to look at things. I've been damn lucky and worked my ass off for all I've got for 21 fucking years since I was 15. Most kids, teens, are so fucking glued to the phone to even do simple shit around the house. Me, I was out making a bit of green instead of being a lazy sack of shit.

>>16545893
>>16545910
Think a 45 sell limit would be the good ballpark?

>>16546000
Personally, I don't really believe in sell limits on your moonshots. When the news hits, watch your stock. Once it's stabilized at the higher level, you sell. Sell limits are for the day to day investments where you're setting the hard numbers of, like, cut at 10 sell at 20

>>16546010
I'm going to be sweating playing chicken like that. How hard could it dip if I wait too long? Fug, what if I sell too early and it goes way beyond.

>>16546039
The answer is yes, you will not sell at the top. Trying to sell at the top is a fool's errand, it's pure luck. Don't bother trying, just sell when it's stabilized and stop looking at it. Regret isn't useful, and as long as you got the range of returns you want you should be happy. This is why I don't like sell limits on them, either it doesn't hit them, in which case you just keep waiting for the moon, or it hits them and keeps going, in which case it's impossible to ignore that your limit was wrong.

>>16546039
Yeah I had a sell limit which triggered on AMD on Wednesday before it mooned on Thursday. Not a real fan of capping myself on profit if I can actually watch it.

Y'all realize brexit is the black swan, right?

>newfag

So I noticed that stocks dipped hard last christmas.

I originally assumed it was a trend over years but looking at it again I think I was wrong.

Will they dump this christmas?

>>16546349
Not anymore, haven't you been paying attention? Tories have completely and utterly BTFO lefty tossers. Labour has worst election since 1930s. Bojo's (May's) neutered surrender deal will easily pass. Brexit will be mostly in-name only.

Long salt mine ETFs

>>16546066
Found the satanic Jewish market maker trying to accumulate more AMD stocks.

>>16546455
Checked. Confirmed jew

>>16546455
>yes yes! Funnel your money into california’s Booming tech economy!!
He’s taking about AMRN ya wee cunt hair

There's niggers - outside - literally right now, and you're not doing anything about it.

>>16546512
Good. That’s where other people are supposed to be.

>>16546412
Last year was because of the fed hiking interest rates. It's not an annual pattern.

>>16546455
I sold out of AMD last week to go harder into QCOM, ackchually.

>>16546349
Not a black swan if it isn't a surprise. As for market dump on that if/when they finally do it; meh. Some kind of brexit was priced in long ago. Only new information about how it's unexpectedly bad in ways not anticipated will have major trend changing effect on the market.

>>16546412
Historically markets are up around Christmas theres some meme name for it about Santa but I forget what it is. And no markets will continue going up for a while longer. Everyone is so focused looking for any bearish signs of a crash that it’s pretty much guaranteed to be some sort of devastating flash crash blindsiding most people and wrecking your shit.

>>16546555
The Santa Slurp

>>16546555
The St. Nick Green Dick

>>16546555
Boomers seethe that the market is not crashing. Eat shit boomer!

>>16544024
>>16544156
Sounds like we are in the same boat, anon. 36 years old and trying to catch up. Been trying for years. Almost had it earlier this year with a massive crypto profit, even sold the bitcoin top like a total chad at 13,888. My goal was 25k profit to pull and seed into long term investments. I hit it that day, except I was all in bitcoin and eth with the $5k eth in the dydx defi platform in a leveraged 4x long. Market topped out, sold my bitcoin fine on coinbase, but that gay ass platform required market orders, and the eth network was completely bogged down, transactions costing like $10. Needless to say, I got fucked on the drop, liquidated my position so I was back to 20k profit.

Got emotional, said fuck it let's try this bitmex thing, and 3 months later that's all she wrote. Profit and initial investment...poof.

All the planning and work to turn 3k to 28k from the bottom in 2018 to the top in june gone. I knew it was a big fake bear market rally enough to sell the top, yet thought I could outsmart it long enuff to get my 5k back. Couldnt have been more wrong.

So, back to PredictIt, stocks, and options. Slowly digging my way out. Also hoping AMRN will play out, but i am currently out of most of my position. Also betting on AMZN rocketing to 1900 if this fucking trade deal can get verified.

Is ACB worth holding? Like is this shit going to be $20 a share next year?

AMRN is going up in the future, this is a fact.

However I want to ask about MTNB, right now it's leveling out after a pump.
>I'm currently at a loss of 6% after not taking the high volatility of a low priced stock into account.

Will AMRN's rising stock price drag MTNB with it?
>As one of AMRN's only competitors I assume a positive vote will pump MTNB.

>>16543935
Alright do that and come back in a year with your results pls.

>>16546721
I hope so. I need this stack

>>16546721
yeah, in like 20 years.

>>16546763
Why

>>16546691
>so now I’m back to predictit and options
>so now I’m back to the casino hoping the house doesn’t always win

My favorite thing about predictit is the /pol/ threads telling everyone to make massive bets AGAINST impeachment.

Retard conspiracy theorists never took a civics class, didn’t bother learning about the Clinton or Nixon impeachment.

Luckily the poor gullible fucks didn’t have enough money to make truly devastating losses. Can’t say I’m sad to see them get fucked like that, considering these are the same people who enjoy mass shootings.

They probably aren’t even buying a Nintendo Switch™ Or subscribing to Disney+™

>>16546777
legal issues. lots and lots of legal issues.

Yeah anyways, if any of you assholes have limit orders on Bowl America can you please remove them? Youre literally ruining one of my sources of income

My "sources" are indicating caution rn. I'm turning off the full bull. Will update when to go long. Like I said to go long three months ago. Anyway I won't make a trip for these theories. Happy Holidays.

>robinhood restricted my account because somehow they allowed it to go negative -0.02 cents
I'm guessing they employ a lot of women and minorities on their development team

new to options am i doing this right?

when to sell? srs question

>>16546825
Iimit buys or sells?

It’s volume is so minimal that the shooting star trade can’t give you more than what, $60 a month?

>>16547014
Why not sell now? %700 profit?
The next major postive event is on the 28th with the fda. How much more can it go up until then. Big money could push this down to buy lower.

>retard shills can’t discern between a company with one drug and a semiconductor compny

Y'know what?
Buy SNSS. Moon mission soon.

>>16545720
in it to winnit

still butthurt about my recommendation to a friend to buy back at $3...his dumb ass bought like 20 shares and has ridden it the whole time. meanwhile, I bought none until today at 39.99...hilariously, I made more today than he made in the last 3-4 years holding 20 shares like a retard.

>>16547033
limit buys of course. No one else knows how to buy under 15 except maybe one other person that got lucky. Just saying to those lurkers that youre orders will Never Ever get filled, stop clogging the drain

>>16547250
Gold climbed back to even!! All green day tomorrow? GIMME ALL GREEN DAY TOMORROW GO!

>>16543825
>there's a spic a nigger and a white guy
>they find a genie bottle
>spic wishes all spics happy in mexico
>nigger wants all nigs in africa happy too
>white guy sees niggers and spics gone
>...I'll have a coke

>>16546651
Can confirm. Talked to my dad for the first time in a couple months. He is back in stocks and his old ways. 110% to the hilt margin trading his entire stack on a single stock, usually short. Never zooms out past 5 day charts, no clue how to read one really. He's been doing this for over 20 years, since he lost his first $3 million in the 2000 crash.

Anyway, he did well with GE prior to earnings. As usual, leverages his account to the point that he's receiving margin calls for days. Day after earnings is his last day to shit or get off the pot. Success, he banks $10k. But sells right at $10 like a retard instead of letting it ride. Remember, he never zooms out.

Proceeds to do nothing but short ROKU and SHAK for the last two months. Why those two specifically? No idea, but he fancies himself a pro daytrader. Always uses market orders, no stops, no scaling, and every dime of margin. Yeah, sounds like a Chadtrader except it is Chad strategy with Virgin results. He makes another $30k shorting ROKU on earnings. Closes. Great. Waits one day for the rally. Decides to short again in the high 120s. Like a real pro he will walk off and take a phone call for 2 hours. Comes back, down $5k, but refuses to "Take a loss" so he waits 3 days. Stock goes to $150. He takes a $20k loss.

Now he's bottom shorting SHAK on the first break of the recent lows. He gets on the phone for 2 hours. Meanwhile, SHAK bounces. He's fucked again.

When he isn't losing $20k on ROKU or the classic time he lost $300k on shorting PLUG in 2014 when it ran up like 300% in a single day, he is holding the shittiest no name speculative stocks with endless dilution for 3-5 years, only to sell days before the stock finally rockets. Like all boomers, he throws his hands in the air and refuses to learn simple concepts like covered calls to mitigate losses/reduce cost basis. The one time he finally decided to buy some options, he dropped $50k on Facebook puts on earnings. My dad is an idiot.

>>16547383
cool story

Astrazeneca and Glaxo are getting destroyed... what the fuck bros? Is a stronger pound really going to fuck them up that badly?

>>16547353
>white guy goes to niggerland and spicland, shits all over everything, rapes all the women, and then cries global climate change!

Ftfy

Wtf does it mean when the ask on OTM calls spikes? Like the spread is .15 -5.00 its causing my portfolio to do wacky shit and make it look like im gonna be rich.

>>16547383
It’s like I’m reading into my future...

>>16547383

He is the boomer that holds FAZ for months to lose 75% because the next crash is right around the corner, can't comprehend the decay factor, and says I don't understand the prospectus.

He is the boomer that took a company early retirement buyout and thinks he can beat the market as a pro trader. He trades after the news hits CNBC and loves to catch falling knives. I mean, how could weed stocks fall any further?

He is the boomer that I finally convinced to diversify his IRA in 2014 (after the PLUG fiasco), so he spends about $2 million buying AAPL, MSFT, GOOG, FB, AMZN, NFLX, INTC, XOM, SBUX, and a handful of other good ones. He holds for a week or two. One of them had a great earnings, NFLX i think... I ask him how he fared. Oh, he sold everything and went all in on Zinga because that one time he made 100% on it so it is bound to happen again. He bounces around on a bunch of crap until he settles on holding FRO for 2 or 3 years into the abyss. By 2016, that $2 million was maybe $250,000. 2017 he finds HMNY. Invests everything. Calls me and shills it hard. I question its survivability and business model. He calls daily shilling it to me for weeks. It's been going up constantly. He was legitimately very early to this one. I finally relent and say fuck it, buy $2k worth.

Jan 2018, I say I'm out, stock is looking shitty, I don't trust management or the business. He laughs. March 2018, he is talking about suing because the stock is now down 99% I say take your remaining $3k and go fuck a whore or something. He refuses. Holds to zero.

And his retarded stock market gambling is why I will have no inheritance. I already told him I'm not paying for shit when he's senile. He will be a ward of the state. Meanwhile, he bitches that millennials are lazy and broke because they don't know how to save.

>>16547482
Your family is just retarded. My grandparents bought BAC stock for me at $8 and praise the bull market everyday

>>16547482
>I mean, how could weed stocks fall any further?
to be honest I'm pretty sure everyone here has made this mistake and some of us still are

>>16543812
How much do you have to follow world news and all sorts of other things to make money with stonks? Seems like quite alot.

>>16547482
Not sure how the man continues to have money to invest. Every few months after he has quit again, he's somehow got another $25k he's found lying around. Turns it into $100k or 200k, which is really impressive, I admit. I always tell him to go do something useful or enjoyable. Take a trip back to the old country and see the family. Start a business. Pay my student loans. Donate to charity. Buy VTI in your IRA.

Then he loses everything and swears off the stock market, while blaming me because of that one time I said IRBT was a buy and it wasn't. Seriously, the guy reaches back to 2014 to throw that in my face, but pays no heed to the fact that I repeatedly shilled bitcoin to his ass in 2015 as he laughed and scoffed. Gifted him $25 BTC that Christmas. He finally wised up and bought the top in 2017...for Litecoin of course, because it was a better investment. Also snagged up tens of thousands of XRP at 25 cents and rode it all the way to the top and back down again.

He finally broke even in the spring by DCAing his LTC stack and buying BAT I shilled at 10 cents. June comes, I'm dumping my bags, he holds. July comes he decides to sell while profitable. At this point I'm feeling 6k BTC is incoming this year. By August I'm sure of it. I tell him to stay the fuck out and enjoy his money. He's been PRO DAY TRADING that whole time. Successfully, too. Then he buys the exact last time BTC hit 11k and refuses to sell. Why? Because trading is stressful. He wants to become Warren Buffet of crypto or something now. Ok, your loss. Now he's back to holding bags and FAST ELITE PRO TRADING stocks. God he's such a fucking idiot boomer.

>>16547383
20 years and still trades like that? Baffling. You're.... I mean, you're supposed to learn your lesson after the second or third time you get bit doing that stuff.

So brexit is happening. Buy in UK market now and sell before june? buy in again or during the crunch trade talks

>>16547498
They are. I'm estranged from my mother who spent all her money on deadbeats and cons, went into bankruptcy 3 times, and expects me to pull her dead weight.

My dad is a naive sandnigger that refuses to give me any credit and harps on how I'm lazy and bad with money. He's projecting. He was barely around when I was a kid. He is frugal to a fault. I don't expect to get shit when he dies, despite having two paid off homes and some random property he's never seen in Arkansas. So the only shit he has that he probably won't lose, will just go to his third wife and I will have to hope she stays as nice as she seems.

Fuck 'em. Long AMD to $50.

Found the next meme stock

>>16547498
Lucky...
MY grandma only bought me VTSAX. Why didn’t she know: always bet on Buffett.

I love you Berkshire <3

>>16547544
He is like the Mr. Magoo of stock trading. He somehow manages to make some amazingly profitable trades, complete with grand plans to use that money for something useful, only to get the itch for "just one more." And every time that last one blows his ass out, or causes a cascading string of horrible trades.

He has, at my urging, pulled some $50-150k wads out 2 or 3 times and paid off home and auto loans, or the home equity loans he receives to get the seed capital for the next conquest. So, that's likely where he's got his most recent stack, because I know he's still holding his $11k bitcoin stack. A few years back he had a great year, made a fat stack, paid all his loans off, and then goes and loses everything to HMNY before filing his taxes and never set aside the cash to pay them because he didn't think he'd owe 50k. Somehow he had finally run out of losses to carry forward after like 17 years of carrying losses. He then got another home equity loan to pay his taxes. Fucking hilarious, really.

Found some good cheapies on UK calls

>>16547597
The defining trait of the boomer is the inability to self-reflect. They cannot adequately judge their own behavior or the impact that it has on the world around them. They usually don't even try.

>>16547597
>He is like the Mr. Magoo of stock trading

>>16547597
By my rough calculations, if he had just held those picks I recommended in 2014 with the stack he had, he'd be worth at least ten million. If he had used $50k to buy BTC like I said in 2015, he'd be worth another $2 million at BTC $10k.

He could literally live like a fucking boss off interest and dividends.

Instead he stresses over repaying home equity loans to feed his retard trading.

Let this be a lesson to you all, my friends. It has been for me.

>>16547623
Lesson 1. Be good at trading
Lesson 2. don't be bad at trading

>>16547615
It blows my mind seeing the boomer memes crop up here and elsewhere over the last couple years, because my dad is the posterboomer. In fact, he may be the ultimate hyperboomer because he is a foreign national that moved here at 17 to escape the Islamic Revolution in Iran (thanks to his dad's hard work to get his ass here). He had his college completely covered, only to fuck off and fail out, but thanks to the booming 80s economy he got a good job with FedEx as an overpaid IT faggot that knows nothing about IT. Stayed with them for 28 years. Insists it is all his doing. All his hard work. He had soooo many disadvantages in life, unlike me, born with everything. He's the perfect American immigrant in a sense--he adapted to our culture and prefers shitty fast food burgers, chicken wings, and bbq to anything else. Loves football and celebrates everything American. Except for his accent and slightly darker skin tone, you'd never tell the difference between him and Tyler Preston or Brad Michaels.

He lives up to every fucking meme except the Monster energy drink. I swear, the memewizards writing these things have to be sourcing him. He's insufferable.

>>16547653
Have you introduced him to Ultra Zeros and he didn't like them? Or has he just not tried them yet?

This is important
Also please be sure to get his opinion on /smg/ memestocks: introduce a bunch to him like GALT, LCI, SNSS, REFR, etc. and find out which ones he likes the best

>>16547307
I'll unclog my limmies on monday nikki. I just really want a big stack of bowling ball, feels like I lost a fun toy now that I don't have any
>>16547653
what a horrifying story. How does he not realize his methods are horrible? Hell get him some daytrading scam book for christmas, anything has to be better than what he's doing

>>16547670
Fuck you! SNSS stronk, it will skyrocket today.

>>16547777
Checked, goddamn

>>16547777
oh shit nigga. saved, checked and kek'd.

>The only acceptable time to use a Stop Loss order is when you already are +20% or more on your position

Y/N

>>16547852
I have traded stocks, futures, crypto, and options for years and I never use a stop loss. The only time I ever did I got BTFO'd out of a position overnight for it to just immediately go right back up to where I started resulting in an instant irreversible 20% loss. Never again and I have not regretted it once. Matter of fact I'd say I am much more profitable for not using stop losses. If you are going to manage risk, manage risk by having an actual articulable edge. A fucking stop loss is not edge but a quick way to lose your stack by superior and more financed operators

>>16547965
Nigga that's exactly why I'm saying that's the only acceptable time to use Stop Loss

>>16547971
yeah fuck stop loss gang

>>16547992

Mudasir and Asif...
I am so happy to see their friendship renewed. Maybe everything good can work out in the world after all...

Guys any European stocks that are interesting to buy? (Way less fees for me)

I was thinking about putting it in my world index fund but honestly seems like a bad idea at the moment with all the records, 200 per month is enough.

>>16544829
Games workshop. But you already missed the dip

>>16548245
Of course. You can buy galt on the frankfurt exchange as well

Any more word on the trade deal? I heard we might be getting an official announcement later today

Trade deal good but my USD/AUD is getting fucked! Thanks Blumbf@@!

>>16548245
If you're not buying DB at these prices you'll never make it

>>16548359
Can't find it on my broker ?

>>16548450
DBK then ? And I thought it was a sinking ship

>>16548464
PHPN

>>16548245
I was gonna say Aurubis but it already pumped.

>>16548482
My shitty broker doesn't include it lol

Woke up to this

>>16547594
thanks just bought 100k

>>16548497
You should go with interactive brokers in europe imho. It's serious and still relatively cheap

>>16547534
You ungrateful little shit

>>16547965
There's different ways people trade and some people prefer using a stop loss for obvious reasons. From my experience, people that never uses stop losses tend to get too emotional if they have a bad trade (because the loss is greater) which leads to them getting fucked in the ass because they go on to make emotional trades. Just as an example. There's a streamer on twitch called TargetHitRick, he trades without a stop loss and has been a trader for years before he launched his twitch channel.. and he has wiped his account clean as far as I know 4 times already. Then there's a channel called cryptotraderstv, they use and actively teach people about risk management which includes conservative stop losses and they have roughly x15 their account since they launched their channel.
I'm not saying not using a stop loss is bad, but it's up to the trader. I've been using stop loss since I started and have without a doubt avoided getting my account wiped a few times.

>>16548676
Pretty expensive though and I don't do trades regulary. Might see though been a while since I reviewed the option.

>>16544573
Garlic chad here again, about 12 hours later. I think there is faint smell of garlic coming from my skin, but not really sure. Definitely no bad breath, which is good.

>>16546746
this is why I am keeping an eye on MTNB and plan to grab a bag and just hold. I don't think it's done retracing yet.

If it does half as good as AMRN it's a nice profit.

>>16547777
MOTHAFUCKIN CHECKED

>Global Times reporters have received a notice that Chinese officials will hold a press briefing Fri night Beijing time. Our reporters are already at the scene. But time for the briefing is being delayed. Sources told the GT that the briefing is regarding the China-US trade talks.
Today is gonna be juicy

>>16548769
You should consider it. Us market comissions are pretty cheap, also you can trade us options for more leverage. I do very few trades myself as well, but the ability to hedge properly is worth the additional brokerage costs.
Also, good companies in the long term need proper capitalism, which is only in the us

>>16548770
Posting from the toilet, I think my poop smells of garlic, lmao.

>>16548770
Seconding this. Everyone should eat raw cloves of garlic on the daily

>>16548954
It actually is super healthy to eat 2 raw garlic cloves a day. It has benefits especially for the circulatory system

Feeling really good about my SAVA bags right now savanon

Happy Friday the 13th, everyone. How will the full moon + bad luck day affect the market today?

>>16548987
We mooning

>>16548901

Fucking odd. Trump basically signed a trade deal with himself yesterday, but in reality it was a final offer to reduce tariffs in exchange for huge state-driven argi purchases.

The Chinese are probably going to agree.

>>16548969
And everything related to inflammation, including Alzheimer's as well. Not as good as Sava though

>>16549013
>The Chinese are probably going to agree.
They will haha... unless?? Nah but really, although what if???

What sector ETF is gonna do the best in 2020?

How much would I need to invest into stocks now to achieve 1 million by 2030?

>>16547594
LOL. I remember hearing Sebastian Gorka advertising that ETF on the radio. Hope you like oil, anon.

>>16549095
bout three fiddy

>>16549095
500k

>DB

>>16549095
6 mirrion dorrar

>>16548636
J-just c-c-correlations Anon, n-n-nOT CAUSATION!

>>16549095

>>16549095
Just 10k in sava

He's right you know. Buy the rumor sell the news, so just never release the news and keep mongering the rumors

was really hoping SAVA would retrace today, an overcautious stop loss ate up 80% of my stake

wtf just happened. All my pre-market stonks going down

>>16549297
/Es going down?

>>16549297
apparently you pick shit stocks

>>16549309
yup

this is some ultra aggressive market bogging.

just some hungry sharks trying to win their option trades.

>>16549330
>>16549348
"NO DEAL" in coming

NQ NUUUUUUU

>>16549356
buy the dip if you aren't an idiot

>TRQ

>Yes sir?
>No deal? Got it, the dumping will begin immediately.

>>16549330
>>16549357
Fuck it I'm 5 contracts in and ready for plenty more if they wanna keep this shit up. Please drive the price down and give me your money daddy GS and JPM

>>16549363
a possibility is that China is doing the press conference at market open to massage Trump's balls. Giving him a huge green day when they pump.

I don't think China is going to dump the USA market days before more tariffs. No point unless they go full tariff war.

PEPPER YOUR ANGUS!

oh wow, this sell off is nothing. other green day frens.

Remember when I shilled TRQ

>>16549363
Lol. You first

Based PPL, big move for a utility

>>16549417
no I got there on my own but I hope others listened to you.

>>16543942
You deserve everything coming to you

AMRN CALLS TO THE MOOOOOOON

>>16549371
Well that worked out fabulously. Done for the day. Why is scalping futures so easy smgbros?

Chinese cheering wew

ROYT is pumping again today! Get it while it's hot!

What are good dividend etfs smgbros? I'm hoarding VYM but I'd like to know if there's better alternatives out there.

tkks

SING WITH ME

https://youtu.be/6BRXxTToV-I

>>16543812
>he doesn't trade SPY options
SPY weekly options are pretty great because they have 3 different options during the week: Monday Expiration Wednesday Expiration and Friday Expriation. So you can trade those very low theta

Yesterday I moved some money out of SNSS and bought more AMRN. Looks like a good decision but SNSS might be about to launch a major recovery too.

AMRN finally making some gains. It would be nice if we could break $25 in advance of the FDA approval.

>>16549499
YEET

Is today the day for AMRN??

How much social credit does Xi award himself for winning the trade war?

I'm up 24% on SAVA. Considering taking profits and waiting for re-entry

>>16549433
thanks for not buying the dip good goy

>tfw waiting for a pullback on /ES

All right, so who panic sold SAVA at the dip?

>>16549534
TLT. It's a bond ETF that throws off a tiny dividend each month. I made my big money building dividend portfolios and an element that people overlook is the psychological boost of forfeiting dividend magnitude for dividend frequency. It feels a little like oxygen being shipped to you each month to cover any fluctuations that are taking place because of chance or your not so great decisions. Doesn't have to be TLT, that's just an example that satisfies your question and expands on it.

>>16543812
>>16543812
>>16543812
>>16543812
>>16543812
Can you tell me the must read or your favourite books on Investing?

I have done some googling around but I want to take a break from the computer and just read I am still a complete beginner.

I intend to buy The intelligent investor and Soros the alchemy of finance.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

I tried telling you all to buy calls of PH when it was at 160ish. Just hit 211. Also based Boris won in the UK lol

>>16549683
Investing 101:
Buy lci, sava, galt, and hold. No more knowledge needed.

>he didn't buy the .0001% dip

that's as good as it will get for beartards, march to S&P 5000

>>16549534
Sph

is oil a good investment or is it overweight?

>>16549716
Oops sry meant to say sphd

>>16549683
if you're a complete beginner get a financial accounting 101 textbook and investing for dummies (all-in-one) for a high-level view of investment types, strategies, etc. in addition to the two books you're planning on getting.

>>16549683
Intelligent investor is good for the morals, but not all of it is applicable today. I recommend learning accounting and finance first, damodaran and taleb are also worthwhile reads

>>16549718
Oil is probably the most hated thing in the world right now

Since the average hedge fund manager and trader are typically wrong about everything in almost every context, you be the judge

>>16549683
Most investing and trading books are trash and are useful only for getting a general outline of what trading instruments are available, e.g., stocks, ETFs, index futures, options, commodities, bonds like treasuries, forex, *cough* crypto *cough*, and get a general idea of some of the ways people trade them. The fundamental idea is simple. Just buy low and sell high or vice versa sell high and buy low. Everything else is details. You may find you have a knack for scalping or you're good at swing trading or day trading or long-term investing. You might find one single stock that you trade for the next 30 years to multi-millions or you might trade 1000 different stocks with a scanner. You don't know until you get in and try some stuff.
I'd suggest reading Reminiscence of a Stock Operator by author Edwin Lefèvre to get an idea of the mindset required for trading. Success starts and ends there. Believe that.

sold my call after that bogus press conference

>>16549740
this guy gets it, one of my fav books

There's a new jewish investor on the block, watch out folks

>>16549752
you're alright fren. we're gonna take your money though. nothing personnell

>>16549726
I know a little about economics I watched Milton Friedmans free to choose. And have skimmed investopedia. I've browsed here a bit so I have learned a little.
>>16549727
I have heard of Damadoran from Martin Shkrelli. Why is accounting important for Investing?
>>16549740
Thank you for the advice and recommendation.

>>16549752
I was thinking about picking up some MDLZ desu

Hold on....

Are you SERIOUSLY telling me you still haven't bought any TGTX???

Why do you hate money anon?

>>16549752
May I ask why are you investing such little amounts of money. Apologies if this sounds rude.

>sell SNSS at 31 cents
>they release any news at all and the price jumps 50%

This is what I'm the most scared of and why I haven't sold most of my shares. This has happened to me so many times this year already.

>>16549660
That is a good idea

WHAT THE FUCKS HAPPENING TO MY SOFT DRINK EMPIRE OF CALLS?!

>>16549797
Nice try, we’re all about buying NTDOY here

amrn bros,

i've made so much profit but i don't know if i should sell yet. my meme stocks never end well.

>>16549703
I bought 1 share of O

>>16549806
And if it's bad news, it dumps 50%. It's a coin toss.

>>16549830
if its stocks you need to hold them. calls, sell them and take that profit.

bros you told me a tory victory was going to make us all rich today...

>>16549806
snss wont be doing much for a long time. they just had mediocre news and probably wont have anything else for at least a few months. personally, i think snss isnt going anywhere. their product doesnt seem to all that much better than what is already available. hold it if you are red. sell it if you want to dump the money into something else.

Enb puts from a few days ago looking good.
But I'm glad I closed my losing position of amrn puts before today. Good gut feeling that I was going to be on the bad end of that deal.

>>16549774
economics is ok, but you need to be able to pour over balance sheets, income statements, and statements of cash flows

>>16549774
It’s important for understanding the financial position of a company. You don’t want to invest in a business about to run out of money

@ the royt anon

You are a blessing.

>>16549518
I sold it all at .37 yesterday. Fuck.

>>16549890
>>16549872
Which damadoran book is reccomended?

>>16549890
it's market price will reflect the underlying value as well as the risks associated, so it doesn't really matter.

>>16549872
all priced in already

Wtf are these lines

LCI must dump. I want in lower.

Lmao
>phone Keeps spamming me impeachment news

Bitch noone gives a fuck anymore

>anon didnt buy ROYT at .24

Is to better to sell some snss, dump into amrn, sell amrn when it hits big, then redump into snss?

>>16549963
>>16549860
leave snss alone ffs.

everybody exhausted with the mess of how this is going down

>>16549963
its best just to avoid SNSS in general.you dont want to be the next victim, do you?

>>16549976
listen to this guy SNSS only goes down

The trend will end you

>>16549981
Alright then. I got fucked over on DF so ill listen.

>>16549955
It will it is the ultimate crab

Hey, what the fuck? The market's all red now. STOP SELLING.

>>16549958
>goes to senate
>dies a slow death with mcconnell laughing while running a kangaroo court for 6 months keeping it in the news through election

Warren Buffet says:
Drinking water is for sissies. My generation didn’t fight the war for you to ninnies to drink tap water. Drink a coke and buy some frito lay chips. Get a mcdongles breakfast sandwich. Don’t be a Nancy boy.

If you want milk get a hucow.

Market is gonna take a steaming dump, frens.

>>16550010
No one trusts Chinese negotiations. They will try some trick last minute and force trump's hand. Someone posted a guide to chinese negotiation tricks in here before and they did every single one just now.

The "legal talk" that must be done and translation is an excuse to try jamming in some china favorable last minute changes. The reason they held the press conference was to put Trump under the gun to sign.

>sava is correcting

Thank God

>>16549934

Darn, I should have taken SAVA profits at 2.05 instead of setting my limit sell to 2.1. Oh well.

>>16550018
Okay.

>>16549769
thats rude, let me keep my moneys fren
>>16549777
pump it please
>>16549801
because i don't wanna lose a lot of money, only a little

>>16550101
please tell me you dont have FCEL.

>>16549752
Can we rub your kippah for good luck?

>>16550118
I did a few weeks ago. I bought in at around .5 before selling at .85 so I made several hundred dollars. I'm just watching it now, if it dips below .50 again I'm gonna buy.

PLEASE STOP AMRN I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH PROFIT.

>>16550136
just wondered if you fell for the fake hype. im doing the same.

I recommended BVXV 2 days ago and the shares are up $1.20 a share already. It's like the only stock I picked wrong is the one I'm known for.

Back in LCI at 8.97

>>16550175
yeah it looked promising but since you shilled it I passed.

so everyone thinks phase 1 is fake and gay?

>>16550175
Consider that you may be connecting too much of your identity with this losing investment, and you may have “fallen in love” with a stock.

I am in dangerous territory on this one myself, but I have been fortunate that the stocks I fell for were Merck and Nintendo.

>>16550192
That's the trouble with bias.

Just bought the HOME dip. Dammit, I was so green this morning.

>>16550200
Extremely fake and gay.

>>16550175
AY YO HOL UP I just dumped everything dime I have into that stock. Thanx SNSS anon! I hope nothing goes wrong! XD

fuck off.

>>16550206
I don't know if I should be impressed by your honesty or disgusted with your arrogance that you still namefag here.

>>16550241
All namefags are cancer.

Especially the new ones who have no expertise, and just do it for attention.

>>16550253
>who have no expertise
they're very good at grabbing random biotech stocks shilled at various other forums and reposting them here

Sell me a new bread

>>16550286
Not even that. There’s a couple newfags who namepost and just ask questions that could be answered in a simple google search, or make shitty playground jokes.

>>16550307
Have you tried pumpernickel?
>>16550241
I said I was gonna own it, for better or worse, and that's what I'm doing.

Namefags are the scum of smg. Riddled with incompetence and lathered in folly.

>>16550307
Peshawari naan.

DRUUUUUUUUUMPPPFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>16550364
Good old funny Johnny, I love how trumpcucks seethe and dilate over a few little memes.

I also love that, as bad as US politics are, at least we’re not the UK or Canada or MerkelLand.

The world is fucked but maybe it was never not-fucked to begin with.

How much will amrn be when buyout?

>>16550385
Let me check my almanac for you.

>$36

>>16550382
What are you on about matey?

>>16550444
Checked
Nap time

>>16541080
>>16541601

called

If AMRN doesnt get a thumbs up from the FDA soon Im gonna start cutting myself with a razor like a teenage girl.

>>16550472
What if it gets a thumbs up but still dumps?

>>16549902
Start with his lectures on youtube
>>16549934
That’s a bold claim

>>16550487
that wont happen.

I've got a one-off $80 trade on RH that just won't settle. Never had this happen before but it's been sitting in Margin for like a half hour, unspendable. Annoying.

>>16550506
When is the day?

Bump limit aaaaaaaaaaah

>>16550488
even bolder to think that you're going to analyze the company better than the professionals that do it for a living.

Kinda want to buy the Novartis

Also like the Roche...

How do we profit off of the conservative majority in the UK?

>>16550025

desu people are skeptical of Trump too

It's a weird situation because there are a lot of good reasons to think there could be a deal but also a lot of good reasons to think either side could be lying about a deal

i have 100 euros how do i turn it into 100k until the end of the year?

>>16550533
>shilling for the efficient markets hypothesis
What is this, freshman year?

>>16550553
How to profit from fuck EU?

>>16550604
post the size of your portfolio, let's see the power of taking advantage of inefficient markets

Enjoy fractional shares while I can’t even sell 2 calls.

>>16550587
Buy yourself a 100 euro pair of kneepads and suck 25000 dicks for 40 euro each

>>16550587
All in KNPDS

>>16550516
I keep seeing Dec 28. But, they could do it early or later. Whenever they feel like.

>>16550533
Just like those WeWork bonds you bought right

>>16550626
one opinion overvalued the company (softbank), and when it hit the public markets those prices were rejected. you're remark supports what i stated, retard.

>>16550612
Don't have to be a baker to know the bread is stale

i wish robinhood had better customer service. I just fucked up kinda big time lol.

>>16550653
How did you fuck up? All you had to do was btfd

I think .37 could be the corv bottom.
Expect some shorts covering next week.

Marvell semis
Going in, nearly at the money call.

>>16550661
I rather not say. It is quite embarrassing.

thread is dead anthemhttps://youtu.be/LiE1VgWdcQM

>>16550681
I'll say it after I get things cleared up with robinhood. Hopefully they'll get back to me today.

I'm gonna go ahead and blame the fact its Friday the 13th. My powers are reversed due to evil forces today.

>>16550681
You have to tell us now.

>>16550695
Tell us now faggot. I might not be around when you get it fixed.

>>16550612
>dick measuring contest to prove financial market theories right or wrong
What is this, middle school?

>>16550653
Honestly bro one of the best decisions I've ever made was leaving that shitty platform. Any platform where you able to get on ThinkorSwim is way better, you have a lot more control over your money and the charting is significantly better.

>Inb4 MEMELINES

That shit actually works. Along with a number of other things. I'm 100% sure people who spread that shit are either idiots or shills who are purposely spreading disinformation to make sure nobody figures out how the market actually works.

>>16550533
If everything is already priced efficiently, why are there professionals in the first place?

>>16550553
Should've went long the GBP... although I know a few idiots that were actually shorting, but the whole market got ROCKED yesterday even non European pairs.

Kinda ironic (probably misusing that word in this context), but I'm still managing to profit off my screw up. The downside is I could be profiting way, way more if I hadn't screwed up.

>>16550703
>I might not be around

F

>>16550681
Tell us. Maybe one of us could learn from your mistake.

>>16550707
>why yes, i take all my investing advice from the poor

>>16550740
You got labeled as a day trader didnt you?

>>16550785
No, I have that protection on

>>16550779
I unironically like this meme. It gives the people confidence and most of the time that's the only thing you need.

>>16550779
The market isn't perfectly efficient, stupid. If you think it is then I appreciate your liquidity

>>16550834
it's efficient enough to keep you from having an edge

>>16550845
nope

>sava won't stay under 1.90
Sigh

>>16550847
oh so you have an edge. post those gains bro

>>16550852
nope. you're the one making the claim so onus is on you to prove it

>>16550857
you're claiming to have an edge. you've made the claim, not me. is all of /smg/ this retarded?

>>16550867
you making the retarded emh claim started the whole conversation so you have to prove it. I'll be waiting

>>16550877
ok you stay waiting and poor, i'll keep making money

>>16550867
And just so you know, I've made hundreds of thousands this year, last year, the year before, etc. crushing the market so kys before you open your stupid mouth again

400 POSTS
WE NEED NEW THREAD
MAKE IT GARLIC EDITION

>>16550884
more gains posted, fucktard. kys some more

>>16550886
i'm not sure how buying cryptocurrency has anything to do with the stock market

>>16550900
haha, fucknuts. that account started with 0.6 bitcoins and I never bought another one. Just trading against emh fucktards and taking their money

If I make the next /smg/, you will not like it.

>>16550905
it's a pointless conversation. I could show you stock gainz, futures gainz, crypto gainz, and on and on but I'd be wasting my time and putting my info out there for nothing cuz emh drones will just say it's luck. Well I'm one lucky ass non-emh believer so sorry for your losses my guy, I promise to put your liquidity to good use though

>>16550892
like the SPY we're going to infinity.

>>16550896
>>16550919
>posting a graph with no axis will show them!
lmao i'm out

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD! THERES NO TIME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>16550927
wow you're fucking boring. you think I'm going to put my numbers out there. Just look at the trajectory and compare it to SPY. 'nough said. You got BTFO'd. Thank you for the gainz my dude