/biz/ - Business & Finance

consider HEX as the last coin you'll ever buy. That shit is made to pump and all the hate against it is just an indication that it's fucking legit as fuck just like BTC in 2010

>>16531820
CSW is Satoshi and you can't prove otherwise

>>16531820
You don't beat the system when you make it, you just ascend from the outer party to the inner party. Better? Perhaps, but you're still under the boot.

I have a tapeworm in my ass, but I'm too afraid to go to the doctor. I have known about it for almost a year

>>16531834
>CSW is Satoshi and you can't prove otherwise
also this

>>16531839
Who’s boot?

The biggest red pill is, when you die, the universe just repeats itself, and you are born again to experience the same exact suffering as in the previous life.

>>16531840
Could be pinworms, easy to treat with otc meds. How do you know it's a tapeworm?

>>16532353
>How do you know it's a tapeworm
It was hanging out of my ass once when I was on the toilet. I felt it when I was wiping and I grabbed it with the paper and then it snapped. Only got its tail. I didn't dare to look at it so I just flushed it. I had to drink alcohol for courage every time I had to poop for a month after. I can hear it rumbling and crawling around in my intestines at night when I go to sleep and when I wake up in the morning. Also a lot of mucus in the poop

>>16532393
go to the fucking doctor anon.

>>16532343
I would be so happy to relive my life, I love it

>>16532393
jesus fucking christ anon fix yourself

>>16531820
Blackest pill I can come up with: the Fed and indeed all central banks at this point are taking the playbook from the Bank of Japan in order to inflate and stagflate the global economy, not to destroy it necessarily, but just to grind it all to a near halt.
Reason: when inflation goes higher all over the world, it takes an increasing amount of money to survive and people inherently know this, though they don’t fully understand why it works this way. This is being done to gradually reduce the population over time as fewer children will be born when the adults realize they simply cannot afford to have them anymore. It is like what China did in the 80s with the one child policy, only it is not being done openly.

>>16531824
https://www.ccn.com/hex-crypto-designed-for-10000x-returns-destined-for-failure/

You have better odds at winning the lotto than making any profit though HEX.

>>16532393
Fukkk why I read this while eating

>>16532393
what an absolute savage, if you can't be bothered to go see a doctor just do something on your own, your own detox jesus, check out diatomaceous earth for intestine clensing, it dries the parasites inside you wanting them to leave

>>16532393
Dont eat food for 3 days then on the third night put a glass of milk on your bedside table. The worm will crawl it's way out of your system because it smells the milk.

Ive made more than 10k in mutual funds, my ira and assorted stocks buy buying and holding over the last 2 years. Instead of investing in shitcoins like idiots you would all be better served investing in traditional low risk methods and reaping the rewards. Atleast that would be the case if you guys actually had a job and money to actually invest instead of mommy and daddies spare change.

>>16532472
Don't they want to buoy the consumer economy? wouldn't it be better if there were more consumers?

>>16531820
Nobody has ever gotten to the top by waiting in line and following the red tape. Lie. Lie. Lie some more. You'll begin to realize that if you're making them money, they don't care.

t. 6 years experience SAP consultant and systems analyst and im 24 (one of those is true)

>>16532393
>so fat that you've never learned to fast
you brought this upon yourself anon. just withhold food for 3-5 days and it'll sort itself out.

>>16532393
oh god I just googled tapeworm. You need to get that thing out of there fren. It looks mean

>>16532333
This boot.

>>16532551
Tips on getting into SAP consultancy?

>>16532343
At least I'll get to experience all my favorite video games for the first time again

>>16532510
This is the only way

>>16533340
Faggot is that all you've done

>>16532510
I’m laughing my fucking ass off at this. 10/10.

>>16532551
This. Unless you’re applying to a government job or a position where you can lose a ton of company money, nobody checks your resume. (So long as you are white and well dressed)

>>16533316
I'm not

>>16533490
need a background is that real advice??

>>16531820
Nothing matters. When you die there are no further experiences. Everyone is doomed to death and you will lose friends and family you love along the way, becoming more lonely. In old age you will have types of suffering you didn't have at earlier ages. If you were, hypothetically to make it, you can not take it with you when you die. Everyone is literally ignorant, knows nothing, and is insane making up everything along the way and pretending as if they know and are oh so knowledgeable, wise, and sane. Those egotistical bastards will piss on you and are likely your wagecucking bosses that will convieniently blame you for everything, nothing is ever on King Cuck, it is on you 100% and you will never win. People are being nice to you to hedge and don't really like you and being a genuinely compassionate person, they play nice out of a fickle notion they are 'supposed to', faggot.

>>16531820
>give me the blackest pill of them all
Human civilization is nothing more than an elaborate mating ritual and all the technology and infrastructure man has built was done soley so he could impress a woman somewhere and pass on his genes.

>>16532393
Fasting anon, it's the only way. Do a dry fast and make sure you research properly. I'm sure someone has a guide for getting rid of worms but check out Thomas delauer for tips on fasting. Hope you get rid of it anon

>>16531820
It’s all in your mind, even the victimization, the Illuminati, the conspiracy. They exist, but on a low level. You are a supreme child of God, the most high, and all you have to do is claim it. Literally hold your hand out, and say out loud, I claim ___(money, power, women, health, whatever)___. You can throw in “in the name of Jesus Christ”. Also if it helps. Now keep reaffirming to yourself all throughout the day. “I have ______(money, power, fame, women).”

And it will come to you. You already have anon. You just don’t know it.

>>16532393
Maybe dog medicine for worms will kill it? Probably cheap.

>>16531834
Soulja Boy is Satoshi and you can't prove otherwise. No he doesn't have to sign. He doesn't have to prove anything to you. He doesn't owe you anything, and frankly, he doesn't care if you believe him.

>>16533633
It’s not, anon. I’m a PGY-2 and I can safely assure you that it is not. Tapeworm dude, just go to the ED, give a fake name, don’t bring any ID and tell them you have an excruciating, stabbing pain and have been shitting BRIGHT RED (undigested, lower GI bleed) blood. They will probably endo you, find worms, give you uhhhh I wanna say Mefloquine off the top of my head and tell you to kick rocks.

>>16532393
welcome to biz ladies and gentlemen!

>>16531820
none of this even matters
we have passed the point of no return with climate change
sea is rising displacing people and the worse hasn't been seen yet. current mass immigration pale in comparison
we have depleted our topsoil
soon food shortages will be a thing
bees are dying with what's left is terrible substitutions
continents are on fire with no way to contain them like Australia
the ocean has rising co2 levels which raises acidicy which anyone who has ever had a fish tank knows this is going to kill the fish which will in turn kill entire food webs
we are facing mass extinction of animals across the globe
incect levels are also at a huge decline
decreased relationships with the US is going to lead to a shift of power towards China and Russia. my bets on China especially with the building of the new silk road.
hated the old US boss? just wait till you meet the next one
the next couple of decades are going to be rough
if you aren't rich right now to buy a doomsday bunker you are already late to the race
billionaires are buying bunkers in New Zealand which is prime real estate to bypass the jetstream and be away from the inevitable nuclear fallout of the world
but did you see that baby yoda meme?

>>16531820
the world is run by pedophiles

>>16533994
Praziquantil*** mefloquine is an antimalarial that will give you sleep paralysis, in drunk lol

>>16534014
>billionaires are buying bunkers in New Zealand
proof?

>>16534048
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/feb/15/why-silicon-valley-billionaires-are-prepping-for-the-apocalypse-in-new-zealand

https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/kzmzyx/hunting-silicon-valleys-doomsday-bunkers-in-new-zealand-documentary

https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2018-rich-new-zealand-doomsday-preppers/

>>16532393
Cat dewormer.
About 10 bucks. Don't get the stuff for dogs

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>>16534014
Everyone has been played in crypto since 2009. Look at the world since Trump took office - absolute fucking chaos, but it's still kind of funny because it's just a narrative. The NWO needed a new global economic model first - and we are almost there in 2020. Global debt will be forgiven with the Jubilee coming exactly 50 years after Nixon removed the gold standard in 1971 - but people will have to accept the new system for the debt to be taken care of and if we don't the 'financial crisis' will happen, so of course everyone will accept it - BSV. NOTHING that happens in this world is 'random'. Every single aspect is 100% controlled, but with BitCoin that control is going to be exponential. If everyone would SEE that BitCoin was never the thing as it was marketed to be, it's very easy to break your mind out of the prison and see it for what it really is. BitCoin has occult written fucking all over it.

Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iGMQXt0ozo

Then read all 10 of this guys' articles starting with (1/10):
https://medium.com/@svgodev/01-10-the-story-of-bitcoin-5e65035f3a5d

>>16534100
Oh, and I'll add a little more shit that most people will refuse to believe. BitCoin mining rigs produce a frequency that will be utilized for 'singularity' and 'mind control'. 5G will help amplify this frequency. Whatever the fuck you do, don't get any tech implanted into your body. I would be better for people to serve to death than get the tech in their bodies that will put them into the hive mind without even knowing they are in the hive mind and be slave in another dimension for eternity.

The ice in Antartica is indeed melting and blamed on 'global warming', which is a lie. Humans aren't causing the global warming - if you look up stats it shows Antartica is the only place that is be effected to a point that doesn't make sense. People are always talking about Nazi's, ancient ruins, and flying saucers in the Arctic and shit, but why the fuck does no one think and come to the conclusion that all the 'activity' and 'scieitinfic research' there is being purposefully done to melt the ice?

>>16531834
This. Prepare for the stiffening.

>>16532393
How do you get tapeworms? Do you not wash your asshole or have a dog or cat? Kaffirs are so gross.

>>16531820
if you think any blackpill doesn't have an equal and opposite whitepill you don't get it

>>16531820
>Give me the the blackest pill of them all
>I don't give a fuck

The 2017 mania happened in part because the OneCoin ponzi was getting too big. BTC whales pressured coinmarketcap to not list it on their site - onecoin even sued CMC because of this - since it would have soon overtaken Bitcoin in ranking; all the whilst pumping and dumping BTC so the media spotlight was on 'real' crypto instead of a blatant scam.

>>16531820
How about that even if you were born in deprived circumstances and never had support from parents or teachers, the blackpill is that since you were about 15 there were a series of incredibly small tiny decisions that you could have taken: whether you should read that book, whether you should even just google search a bit longer for a cheaper price on that thing you were gonna buy, whether you should have seen that friend, pressed that suite guy for more information on careers in his industry... individually they mean virtually nothing and wouldn't have major effects on your life, but together they multiply and if you had of even made 10% of those decisions the right way you'd be orders of magnitude closer to 'making it' then you are now.
Is that a black pill?
The worst part is that the inevitable regret and ruminating on your folly is itself a poor decision only further compounding the negativity in your life, but you will still chose it, you always make the bad choice. But it's a choice, you chose it, it's all your fault.
>TL;DR - nonergodicity of the universe above the atomic levels means that it's your fault and the compounding of your decisions you'll never make it. You could have made the most of a bad situation.

>>16531839
hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

>>16532393
anon this ain't fukkin rocket science here

>>16531820
Think of the stock/crypto market as less of an investment vehicle and more of a poker match that has a million simultaneous players.

>>16532523
Not if you cannot sustain the current population.

>>16535503
but they can... most westerners are overweight and lots of food goes to waste before it even reaches the supermarket. The world can sustain billions more people if needed.
And that's without any hippie or silicon valley attempts to change the way food is harvested or decrease energy consumption

>>16535104
Holy fuck! Just take the brand designed for humans. Why would he need a feline dewormer?

>>16535952
because he's a giant pussy
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!